I know a bit new, so it probably is not important but I feel that I should tell you all that I will be on a hiatus for the next couple of months. My last year of compulsory education is coming up and I am not in the best situation in school right now, so I have a lot of things to figure out and sort out before school begins. So I guess I will see you guys later (and don't worry, I have a lot of things in mind for Ruthendy in the future!).
THE EU’S TOP 10 MOST SHOCKING ASSASSINATIONS/ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS
This is a comprehensive list of the EU’s top 10 most SHOCKING assassinations. Or, well... assassination attempts. When you think of the most shocking murders that have happened in the EU, you don’t think of the assassination attempt of someone important like Acwellan Devoy – you think of these. As always, this ranking has been backed-up by quantitative and qualitative data analysis, peer-review, and intense, week-long focus grouping.
10. The Assassination of Julia Glorious
Already ranked as one of the biggest villains of the EU, President Julia Glorious’ assassination lives on as one of the most epic movements of much deserved karma. Once Pax Aurea’s corrupt president was finally deposed, everyone in Europe was left thinking, ‘Finally! She really had that coming.’
9. The Assassination of François Beaufort
Mr. François Beaufort was a justice of the ECoJ who was run over by a car whilst exiting a hotel. The motive? Gallambria was looking to take Pravoslaviya to the EU’s top court. You can never trust Pravoslaviya. The case has never been settled and lives on as a mystery.
8. The Assassination of Doc Mustard
The assassination of a much-beloved EuroVoice contestant is naturally very tragic. Doc’s death, however, was particularly shocking, and the Ministry of EuroVoice’s fingerprints on the events has left everyone in fear.
7. Queen Aleksandra Assassinating the Red Carpet with THAT Dress
We were all slain – although the red carpet was a particular victim - when Queen Aleksandra of Red Croatia walked the red carpet in her yellow dress.
6. The Assassination of Archbishop Chad Donwick
By far the most important assassination that happened on December 25, 2012. Also, it's the assassination that is by far the most important assassination of a former Inquistan Archbishop. Alexander Kligenberg who? Nope, nobody knows him. Everyone was shocked, however, when Archbishop Donwick was killed. Two out of three Inquistan archbishops have been killed, and one is left to go.
5. EuroVoice XVI Assassinating Beyonce's Musical Career
Why on Earth would Europe’s most beloved and successful musical artist degrade herself so badly that she would be willing to enter EuroVoice… never mind do it twice? First competing for Os Corelia, Beyonce managed to win the EuroVoice title, but then decided to come back for seconds as a representative for Occoron, where she did absolutely terrible.
4. Councillor Pickles Attempting to Assassinate Cannabis Legislation with 23 Amendments
Never has a pill been as poisonous as it was with a record-breaking 23 amendments. Could trying to kill legislation ever be less obvious? The assassination attempt failed.
3. The Assassination Attempt on Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift died whilst flying over the Teutonic States. Or so we thought. A few weeks later, Taylor Swift re-emerged in a hot-pink body suit. Or so we thought. She then got reconstructive plastic surgery in Inquista. Or so we thought. In reality, Taylor Swift has always been alive… in Pravoslaviya. Or so we thought. The Inquistan investigation into the whole affair continues.
2. The Assassination Attempt on King Nikolai II
King Nikolai II was assassinated by the Duchess of Saint Pierre who was trying to claim the throne for herself. Things turned on their head, however, when it was revealed that the King wasn’t really dead, and that he faked his own death during the assassination attempt. The Duchess would later be caught red-handed in all her schemes. THE DUCHESS THEN FLED THE SCENE BY FLYING HER HELICOPTER THROUGH THE CATHEDRAL WINDOW. Epic.
1. Jeff Speller's Assassination Attempt with a Bar of Soap
By far the most shocking assassination attempt in the EU, ever. Jeff Speller, ever the wisest, attempted to kill the Inimican Emperor with a bar soap. After slipping and falling on soaped-up floors, the Inimican Emperor put Jeff Speller to death for his attempted crime. Jeff Speller later returned to life as a zombie. Soap has now been recognized as a lethal weapon in Inimicus and all European politician view the body-cleaning commodity with suspicion.