Embassy of 10000 Islands




  • [b]10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update[/b]

    [b]Date:[/b] January 2016

    [b]Population:[/b] 1,876

    [b]Delegate Endorsements:[/b] 631

    [b]Forum:[/b] [a href="http://10000islands.proboards.com"][u]10000islands.proboards.com[/u][/a]

    [b]This is the Emissary Report for January 2016:[/b]

    [b]Politics[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Chief Executive

    - Paffnia: Delegate

    - The Candy Lane: Minister of Immigration

    - Markanite: Minister of Education

    - Cerb: Minister of Labor

    - Jintopia: Senior Senator for Lyonnesse East

    - Witchcraft and Sorcery: Senator for Himes West

    - Control: Senator for Blue Canaria North

    - Dominion of Compassion: Senator for New Republica South

    [b][i]Politics News[/i][/b]

    - Lower Columbia and USSR/Hahiha declined to run for reelection. Thank you for your service as Senators!

    - Control (37 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Blue Canaria North and won 37-1. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31662/who-senator-blue-canaria-north)

    - Dominion of Compassion (26 votes) and Flemingisa (11 votes) ran for office of New Republica South. Dominion of Compassion won with a 15 vote lead. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/30870/who-senator-himes-west-15)

    - With the election of Senators Dominion of Compassion and Control, the Mayor Shelter Political Party had a majority of five votes on the Council of Nine for roughly 20 hours until Randomain stepped down as Minister of Education. Thank you for your service!

    - [i]NS229-1, "Homesteading,"[/i] passed 9 for and 0 against. Helps new nations participate in the economy as soon as they join, instead of waiting for stocks to mature.

    - [i] NS230-1 "Mandatory Delegate Voting Rules,"[/i] failed 1 for and 8 against. Would have formalized the forum poll to decide Delegate WA votes.

    * A priest went into a Taco Island barbershop, got his hair cut and asked how much he owed. "No charge, Father," the barber said. "I consider it a service to the Lord." when the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank you note from the priest. A few days later a police officer came in. "How much do I owe you?" the cop asked after his haircut. "No charge, officer," the barber answered. "I consider it a service to my community." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop along with a thank you note from the police officer. A few days after that, a Senator walked in for a haircut. "How much do I owe you?" he asked afterward. "No charge," the barber replied. "I consider it a service to my region." The next morning when he arrived at the shop, the barber found a dozen Senators waiting on the stoop. *

    [b]Military[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief

    - Klopstock: Field Commander

    - Elite: Tactical Officer

    - Hame: Tactical Officer

    - Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF

    - Barry: Executive Officer

    - Louisistan: Executive Officer

    [b][i]TITO News[/i][/b]

    - 13 Court Gaurd Squads stepped down from being an Executive Officer. Thanks for your service, 13CGS!

    - Barry was appointed as a new Executive Officer.

    - Barry earned his 100th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Commander.

    - Klopstock reached 20 invasions spotted and received the Second New Boniventure Eagle Award. Control and 13 Court Gaurd Squads earned their 100th Battle Star and were named TITO Knight Commanders.

    - Kanaia earned his 200th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Master Commander.

    - A number of TITO members received medals during TITO Medal Day 2015. Escanaba earned a well-deserved Meritorious Service Medal for exemplary conduct and leadership as a member of TITO. Elite, Klopstock, Louisistan, Dominion of Compassion, and Lower Columbia received the Quick Reaction Force pin for consistently attending updates. All current TITO members were awarded the TITO Steadfast Badge for displaying TITO's core qualities of Loyalty, Honesty, Friendship and Steadfast Commitment.

    * The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning." "Thank you very much, sir." *

    b]Immigration[/b]

    Population Rank: 11th

    Total Telegrams Sent: 12687

    Total Points: 31642

    Total Recruited Nations: 404

    Average Success Rate: 3.71%


    [b]Education[/b]

    - Markanite was appointed the new Minister of Education after Randomain's resignation. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31687/markanite-named-minister-education)

    [b][i]University Classes Offered[/i][/b]

    - Conversational German

    [i](1 course offered)[/i]

    * A linguistics professor said, "A double negative forms a positive.

    In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." *

    [b]Around the Islands[/b]

    - The Unofficial Spam Page, running since April of 2011, has passed 6,200 pages. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/19834/unofficial-spam-thread)

    - Lansreda has started an experimental Pixel Risk game, which functions like Risk on a map of a country divided into dots. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31635/pixel-risk-experimental-test-run)

    [i]Compiled by Control[/i]




  • [b]10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update[/b]

    [b]Date:[/b] February 2016

    [b]Population:[/b] 1,730

    [b]Delegate Endorsements:[/b] 618

    [b]Forum:[/b] [a href="http://10000islands.proboards.com"]10000islands.proboards.com[/a]

    [b]This is the Emissary Report for February 2016:[/b]

    [b]Politics[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Chief Executive

    - Paffnia: Delegate

    - The Candy Lane: Minister of Immigration

    - Markanite: Minister of Education

    - Cerberion: Minister of Labor

    - Jintopia: Senior Senator for Lyonnesse East

    - Witchcraft and Sorcery: Senator for Himes West

    - Controlitia: Senator for Blue Canaria North

    - Dominion of Compassion: Senator for New Republica South

    [b][i]Politics News[/i][/b]

    - [i] NS231-1, "Mortimer Generation"[/i], passed 9 for and 0 against. Begins a new generation in celebration of the 10000 Islands' economic reform ([url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31762/ns231-1-mortimer-generation]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31762/ns231-1-mortimer-generation[/url]).

    * Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Mayoral Mansion. One is from Controlitia, another is from Markanite, and the third is from Barrarabia. All three go with a Taco Island official to examine the fence. The Controlitian contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Markanite contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Barrarabian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Barrarabian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Markanite to fix the fence." *

    [b]Military[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief

    - Klopstock: Field Commander

    - Elite: Tactical Officer

    - Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer

    - Controlitia: Tactical Officer

    - Witchcraft and Sorcery: Tactical Officer

    - Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF

    - Barrarabia: Executive Officer

    - Louisistan: Executive Officer

    [b][i]TITO News[/i][/b]

    - Controlitia and Witchcraft and Sorcery were appointed as new Tactical Officers.

    - Lower Columbia earned his 50th Battle Star (and then some) and was Knighted.

    - Kanta Hame earned his 100th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Commander.

    - Kanaia earned his 200th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Master Commander.

    * Our squad leader was yelling at a soldier when he abruptly stopped and said, "I'm done yelling at you. It doesn't work." He stormed off and returned carrying a small potted tree. "You will carry this tree with you wherever you go. If anyone asks you why you're carrying this tree, you will say, 'It’s to replace the oxygen I stole from everyone else.'" *

    mmigration[/b]

    Population Rank: 10th

    Total Telegrams Sent: 15237

    Total Points: 37994

    Total Recruited Nations: 502

    Average Success Rate: 2.33%


    [b]Education[/b]

    [b][i]University Classes Offered[/i][/b]

    - Conversational German

    [i](1 course offered)[/i]

    * Pupil: "I don't think I deserved zero on this test!"

    Teacher: "I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!" *

    [b]Around the Islands[/b]

    - Dominion of Compassion hosted the first Political Parties Masquerade Ball ([url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31702/first-inaugural-masquerade-ball]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31702/first-inaugural-masquerade-ball[/url]).





  • [b]10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update[/b]
    [b]Date:[/b] March 2016
    [b]Population:[/b] 1,645
    [b]Delegate Endorsements:[/b] 572
    [b]Forum:[/b] [a href="http://10000islands.proboards.com"]10000islands.proboards.com[/a]

    [b]This is the Emissary Report for March 2016:[/b]


    [b]Politics[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Chief Executive
    - Paffnia: Delegate
    -- Louisistan: Delegate-Elect
    - The Candy Lane: Minister of Immigration
    - Markanite: Minister of Education
    - Cerberion: Minister of Labor
    - Controlitia: Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North
    - Dominion of Compassion: Senator for New Republica South
    - Barrarabia: Senator for Himes West
    - Ardreas: Senior Senator for Lyonnesse East

    [b][i]Politics News[/i][/b]
    - Jintopia and Witchcraft and Sorcery declined to run for reelection. Thank you for your service as Senators!

    - Louisistan (52 votes) ran unopposed for the Delagacy and won 52-2 ([url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31906/who-delegate-3-16]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31906/who-delegate-3-16[/url]).

    - Ardreas (41 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Lyonnesse East and won 41-7 ([url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31905/who-senator-lyonesse-east-16]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31905/who-senator-lyonesse-east-16[/url]).

    - Barry (47 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Himes West and won 47-3 ([url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31904/who-senator-himes-west-16]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31904/who-senator-himes-west-16[/url]).

    * Q: What’s the difference between a magician and a politician?
    A: The magician returns your watch at the end of the performance. *


    [b]Military[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief
    - Klopstock: Field Commander
    - Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer
    - Controlitia: Tactical Officer
    - Witchcraft and Sorcery: Tactical Officer
    - Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF
    - Barrarabia: Executive Officer

    [b][i]TITO News[/i][/b]
    - Louisistan retired as Executive Officer to run for the delegacy.

    - Magthere earned his 250[sup][u]th[/u][/sup] Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Marshall Commander.

    - Escanaba earned his 350[sup][u]th[/u][/sup] Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Armada Commander.

    - Grub earned his 650[sup][u]th[/u][/sup] Battle Star and was named Grand Knight Fleet Commander.

    * A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge." *


    [b]Education[/b]

    [b][i]University Classes Offered[/i][/b]
    - Conversational German
    [i](1 course offered)[/i]

    * Just before the final exam in my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.
    "Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?" he asked.
    I gave him the bad news: "The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D."
    "OK," he said. "And how many points would I need to get a C?" *


    [b]Around the Islands[/b]

    - The Featured Nation Program has been restarted, with Icifica and Val-Harbor being featured already
    ([url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31794/featured-nation-icifica]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31794/featured-nation-icifica[/url] and [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31898/featured-nation-val-harbor]http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31898/featured-nation-val-harbor[/url]).





  • [b]10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update[/b]
    [b]Date:[/b] April 2016
    [b]Population:[/b] 2,058
    [b]Delegate Endorsements:[/b] 543

    This is the Emissary Report for March, 2016



    [b]Politics[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Chief Executive
    - Louisistan: Delegate
    [ul]- Elite: Foreign Affairs Secretary[/ul]- The Candy Lane: Minister of Immigration
    - Markanite: Minister of Education
    - Cerb: Minister of Labor
    - Dominion of Compassion: Senator for New Republica South
    [ul]- Odrin: Deputy Senator for New Republica South[/ul]- Ardreas: Senator for Lyonnesse East
    - Control: Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North
    - Barry: Senator for Himes West


    [b][i]Politics News[/i][/b]
    - Paffnia’s term as delegate has ended. Thank you for your excellent leadership and dedicated service, Paffnia!

    - Elite has been named Foreign Affairs Secretary; he is responsible for helping Louisistan run the XKI State Department.

    - [i] NS236-1 Arctic Embassy Request [/i], passed unanimously, establishing an embassy with Arctic.

    - [i] NS236-2 Clarification of Political Party Rules [/i], passed 8 for and 1 abstention. Changed the political party rules to clear out inactive parties.



    [div align="center"]Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a senator's house?

    Professional courtesy.[/div]



    [b]Military[/b]

    - Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief
    - Klopstock: Field Commander
    - Control: Tactical Officer
    - Witchcrafy and Sorcery: Tactical Officer
    - Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer
    - Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF
    - Barry: Executive Officer


    [b][i]TITO News[/i][/b]

    - Smugglers and Mercs earned his 150th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Battalion Commander.

    - Ater Nox earned his 300th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Legion Commander.

    - USSR / Hahiha earned his 100th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Commander.



    [div align="center"]I was working in TITO security when a VIP from another region called to ask to whom he should address an important letter. Knowing my tough-to-spell last name would give him fits, I said, “Just put down Sergeant Gary, as my last name is too hard.”

    The next day, I received a letter addressed to Sgt. Gary Toohard.[/div]



    [b] Around the Islands[/b]
    - Werewolves 48, run by Ater Nox, was a good cruise, but the wolves were quickly sunk. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31721/ww48-voyage-ss-ormonde)

    - Isles de Taylor has begun the inaugural Taco Island Hunger Games. Eight nations have sent tributes to compete for fame and fortune. (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32055/taco-island-hunger-games)





  • Date: June 2016
    Population: 1,918
    Delegate Endorsements: 597
    Forum: 10000islands.proboards.com

    The Following is the Emissary Report for June 2016.

    [b]Note from the Delegate[/b]
    Dear Friends of 10000 Islands,

    I must apologise for not publishing an emissary report last month. We somehow got so caught up in election fever, House competitions and other exciting stuff, that we somehow managed to forget the report. Of course that doesn't mean we forgot about you. Please enjoy the fruity cocktail that our Emissaries and Ambassadors are serving alongside this report.

    We've also taken the liberty of making this a double report, so you can catch up with all that happened since the last report.

    Yours,
    Louisistan

    [b]Regional Events[/b]
    The current Council of Nine (the Government of 10000 Islands) is composed of:
    - Grub (Chief Executive/Founder)
    - Louisistan (WA Delegate)
    - Markanite (Minister of Education)
    - The Candy Lane (Minister of Immigration)
    - Cerb (Minister of Labor)
    - Dominion of Compassion (Senior Senator for New Republica South)
    - Barry (Senator for Himes West)
    - Ardreas (Senator for Lyonesse East)
    - Isles de Taylor (Senator for Blue Canaria North)


    [b]Political News[/b]
    - Control’s term as Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North has ended. Thanks for your service!
    - Isles de Taylor has been elected as Control’s replacement as Senator for Blue Canaria North.
    - Dominion of Compassion has been promoted to Senior Senator. Good luck!
    - [i]NS236-3 St Abbaddon Embassy[/i] passed unanimously, establishing embassies with St Abbaddon.
    - [i]NS238-1 Embassy with International Northwestern Union[/i] passed unanimously, establishing embassies with International Northwestern Union.
    - [i]NS238-2 Embassy with Greater Dienstad[/i] passed unanimously, establishing embassies with Greater Dienstad.


    [b]Military[/b]
    TITO Command consists of:
    - Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief
    - Klopstock: Field Commander
    - Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer
    - Witchcraft and Sorcery: Tactical Officer
    - Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF
    - Barry: Executive Officer


    [b]TITO News[/b]
    - A TITO medal ceremony was held on [i]“Anime Daisuki Day”[/i] on April 13th. Elite was awarded the [i]Bronze Star[/i] for his six years of Outstanding Service to TITO, and Odrin and Kortexia were awarded the [i]Steadfast Badge[/i] for their reliable service and commitment to TITO efforts over the prior three months.
    - Woonsocket earned his 300th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Legion Commander.
    - Ananke II earned her 250th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Marshall Commander.
    - Elite earned his 200th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Master Commander
    - Klopstock earned his 150th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Battalion Commander.
    - Witchcraft and Sorcery earned his 100th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Commander.
    - Dominion of Compassion was honoured and named as the 84th Knight of TITO.
    - Control stepped down as Tactical Officer with thanks for his exemplary service.


    [b]Around the Islands[/b]
    - [i]Werewolf 49: Ravenna’s Reign[/i], hosted by Dominion of Compassion, was a huge success. The wolves, however, won. 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32260/ww49-ravennas-reign
    -[i] The 1st Taco Island Hunger Games[/i], hosted by Isles de Taylor and The Changeling Horde, was won by Ruby Hawkeye from Free Guns For All. 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32055/1st-taco-island-hunger-games
    - [i]The First Triwizard Tournament[/i], hosted by Dominion of Compassion is in progress. 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32167/first-taco-island-triwizard-tournament
    - Sign-ups have begun for the [i]XKI Parkour Championships[/i], hosted by Isles de Taylor. 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32222/xki-parkour-championships-sign-ups
    - [i]The XKI Lottery[/i] gave away three jackpots! Baden-Wuerttemberg won 110,000 Tacos on Friday the 13th, Randomain won 50,000 Tacos the following week, and Ba-Wu won 60,000 Tacos on the 3rd of June. 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/27100/xki-lottery-flag
    - Witchcraft & Sorcery has been named as the Dean of the University! Congratulations! 10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32317/witchcraft-sorcery-named-dean-university

    [i]Written by Isles de Taylor, with the help of his deputy, Coromandall.[/i]






  • [b]The World Assembly Delegate for 10000 Islands[/b][/div]
    [u]A Statement on “Liberate California”:[/u]

    This past weekend, notorious invader General Knot has presented a draft to the Security Council, in which he claims that the Ten thousand Islands Treaty Organisation (TITO) is in the process of passwording the region of California without native consultation. This is blatantly untrue. The long-time natives of California have been involved in all discussions regarding the fate of California. General Knot has yet to present the Council with evidence to the contrary. Of the three native nations he lists, two have sadly CTE and are thus unable to testify as to their involvement, while the third one left California during the last occupation, quite probably in frustration about the continued attacks on their homeland.

    Outside the actual draft, but inside the drafting thread, Knot goes on to accuse TITO and the Yggdrasil Defence Service (YDS) of trying to refound California in order to keep it as a trophy. This completely ignores historic facts. Whenever TITO was involved in a refound operation of an active region, the region has been returned to native control. Notable examples include Australia, and Deutschland. TITO has never kept any trophy regions, except when orchestrating hostile refounds of invader regions. California is not an invader region and as such there is no danger of it ending up as a TITO trophy. Organisations that do keep trophy regions include raiders such as the Black Hawks and the now not only defunct but also forbidden organisation of DEN. Knot still prides himself on the rank he held in the latter, despite the site staff’s large-scale intervention against DEN for multiple and repeated rule-breaking behaviour, citing a “culture of rule-breaking [that] has become institutionalised” in DEN (Sedgistan).

    It is patently obvious that Knot does not have the best interests of California natives at heart. After all, he had absolutely no objections when DEN occupied the region, passworded it and reduced the regional population to the single-digit numbers. He also showed no respect for the long-term natives he’s claiming to represent when he was involved in the invasion of California by “The Invaders” last week. This is simply a cheap attempt at tarnishing the reputation of TITO and YDS, while providing no evidence to back up his claims. He is purely interested in keeping California open for future invasions.

    We will not let this cheap attempt at slander keep us from supporting native communities in securing their regions.

    [i]Louisistan[/i]
    WA Delegate, 10000 Islands







  • [b]10000 Islands Emissary Update[/b]
    Date: November 2016
    Population: 2,002
    Delegate Endorsements: 454
    Forum: 10000islands.proboards.com

    The following is the Emissary Report for November 2016.

    [b]Regional Events[/b]
    The current Council of Nine (government of 10000 Islands) is composed of

    - Grub (Founder/Chief Executive)
    - Boltor (WA Delegate)
    - Markanite (Minister of Education)
    - HumanSanity (Minister of Immigration)
    - The Candy Lane (Minister of Labor)
    - Dominion of Compassion (Senior Senator for New Republica South)
    - Ananke II (Senator for Blue Canaria North)
    - Coromandall (Senator for Lyonesse East)
    - Lower Columbia (Senator for Himes West)

    - There’s currently a discussion going on about whether 10ki should have a [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32905/proposal-create-lower-judicatory-system]Judiciary[/url].
    - Ingame this month The Colonial Fleet and Earth Federation reached 73rd and 89th in the world for Highest Average Incomes. Maybe finding that statistic a bit boring, The Colonial Fleet also took 73rd place for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
    Most Armed went to Earth Federation with 49 in the world, while Fraton is 53 and The Colonial Fleet once again went for a top 100 place with 54. Berzerkastan also managed to sneak into the top 100 by reaching number 99.
    This month was clearly The Colonial Fleet’s, who also ended up 50th Most Avoided. Maybe it had something to do with the unexpected death rate...
    When it comes to taxing the population few people do it better than Tzo, who got a very fine 2nd place for Highest Average Tax Rates. Even though there’s a lot of armed people in 10ki, we fortunately also do well in some nice categories. Archiotopia, Tzo, Seranis, Cyrenean and Lamborghini Murcielago all did well with Healthiest Citizens.

    [b]Political News[/b]
    - Elections for the senate seats of Himes West and Lyonnesse East have begun.
    - The [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33094/joi... Report[/url] for october and november has been posted.
    - The Ministry of Immigration has been busy greeting new nations in 10ki, and welcomes Sorya and Jintopia to the buddy program. Thanks for helping out, guys!

    [b]Military[/b]
    TITO Command currently consists of:
    - Grub (Founder/Commander-in-Chief)
    - Klopstock (Field Commander)
    - Kanta Hame (Tactical Officer)
    - Witchcraft & Sorcery (Tactical Officer)
    - Woonsocket (Tactical Officer EF)
    - Louisistan (Executive Officer)

    [b]TITO News[/b]
    - 104 Banbury Road, Hakketomat and Kortexia all became TITO Knights this month, with 50 battlestars each.
    - Elite showed his dedication to defending by reaching his 250th TITO mission and earning the title of TITO Knight Marshall Commander.
    - Not to be outdone, Magthere also reached his 300th mission this month, becoming TITO Knight Legion Commander.
    - As only the fifth ever nation, Escanaba became TITO Knight Fleet Commander by passing the 400 mission mark.

    [b]Around the Islands[/b]
    - Taco Island seem to recently have gotten a [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32710/tac... problem[/url], with the resident spammers doing their best to deal with the issue in their usual roundabout way.
    - The Taco Island citizens have found their own solution to Trump winning the US election and are now trying to make [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33079/hal... president[/url]. Whether that’s a kindness or not is still to be decided...
    - It comes as no surprise to most of 10ki’s population that Boltor’s government is already being rocked by a [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/32940/boltorgate?page=1]scandal[/url].
    - The featured nations in 10ki this month were Velzyna, Sevencolours and Souix Warriors.
    - The Zombie Apocalypse went more or less as expected in 10ki. We survived, but with heavy casualties. It wasn’t for lack of trying though. Everyone did their bit to help out and had a lot of fun on the RMB.

    [i]Written by Ananke[/i]


  • Admin

    Thanks for the update!






  • [b]10000 Islands Emissary Update[/b]
    Date: March 2017
    Population: 1,365
    Delegate Endorsements: 337
    Forum: 10000islands.proboards.com

    The following is the Emissary Report for March 2017.

    [b]Regional Events[/b]
    The current Council of Nine (government of 10000 Islands) is composed of

    - Grub (Founder/Chief Executive)
    - Boltor (WA Delegate)
    - Markanite (Minister of Education)
    - HumanSanity (Minister of Immigration)
    - Paffnia (Minister of Labor)
    - Alkasia (Senator for New Republica South)
    - Hakketomat (Senator for Blue Canaria North)
    - Hahiha / USSR (Senator for Lyonesse East)
    - Lower Columbia (Senior Senator for Himes West)

    [b]Political News[/b]
    - Markanite has been appointed as 10000 Islands' first Chief of Staff.
    - Paffnia has been appointed as the new Minister of Labor.
    - The Escanaba Generation was established to honor Escanaba for his tireless recruitment efforts.
    - Ater Nox has been appointed as the new Mayor of Taco Island.

    [b]Military[/b]
    TITO Command currently consists of:
    - Grub (Founder/Commander-in-Chief)
    - Klopstock (Field Commander)
    - Kanta Hame (Tactical Officer)
    - Woonsocket (Tactical Officer EF)
    - Louisistan (Executive Officer)

    [b]TITO News[/b]
    - Ater Nox has been promoted to TITO Knight Armada Commander
    - The Security Council resolution "Repeal 'Liberate Eternal Scholars'", authored by XO Louisistan, was passed by the World Assembly.
    - Witchcraft and Sorcery stepped down from his position as Tactical Officer. TITO Command thanks him for his service and wishes him well in his future endeavors.

    [b]Around the Islands[/b]
    - This month's featured nations were The United Socialist States of Imathria and The United States of Jobsteria.
    - Tuga Nation's Dragon was the top recruiter this month with over 4000 Telegrams sent with 80 successful recruits. He has been awarded the Echolilia full throtle award and for reaching 175 recruits; the Himes Silver Sun.
    - Escanaba was the runner up with more than 2000 Telegrams sent and with 80 successful recruits. He is also the first to earn the new Ruby Staff for recruiting 11000 nations.
    - The question still remains whether Ater Nox will ever share the [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33452/hea... of Darth Plagueis the Wise[/url] and whether anyone will learn from it.
    - Neutrality United has reached out to those who do not [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33472/car... to win[/url] even if they post to win. It looks more like a test to see the inner desires of the Islanders as they continue to post in order to assert their win.
    - It seems that Sorya has started a hunt for the potatoes which turns out to be [url=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33500/pot... about anyone on the Islands[/url]. Other Islanders have demanded that he substantiates his claims but it has not lead to anything but accusations flying hither and thither.





  • [b]10000 Islands Emissary Update[/b]
    Date: April 2017
    Population: 1,219
    Delegate Endorsements: 371
    Forum: 10000islands.proboards.com

    The following is the Emissary Report for April 2017.

    [b]Regional Events[/b]
    The current Council of Nine (government of 10000 Islands) is composed of

    - Grub (Founder/Chief Executive)
    - Markanite (WA Delegate)
    - Sorya (Minister of Education)
    - Vacant (Minister of Immigration)
    - Paffnia (Minister of Labor)
    - Alkasia (Senator for New Republica South)
    - Hakketomat (Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North)
    - Tanzoria (Senator for Lyonesse East)
    - United Royal Islands (Senator for Himes West)

    [b]Political News[/b]
    - Sorya has been appointed to the position of Minister of Education after Markanite became Delegate.

    [b]Military[/b]
    TITO Command currently consists of:
    - Grub (Founder/Commander-in-Chief)
    - Klopstock (Field Commander)
    - Lower Columbia (Tactical Officer)
    - Kortexia (Tactical Officer)
    - Kanta Hame (Tactical Officer)
    - Woonsocket (Tactical Officer EF)
    - Louisistan (Executive Officer)

    [b]TITO News[/b]
    - Klopstock has been promoted to TITO Knight Marshall Commander
    - Lower Columbia has been promoted to TITO Knight Battalion Commander
    - Kanta Hame has been promoted to TITO Knight Master Commander
    - Witchcraft and Sorcery stepped down from his position as Tactical Officer. TITO Command thanks him for his service and wishes him well in his future endeavors.

    [b]Around the Islands[/b]
    - Tuga Nation's Dragon was was awarded the [URL=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33742/roo... Of the Quarter award[/url].
    - This month's featured nation was [URL=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33768/fea... Gentum[/URL].
    - Ater Nox has been appointed [URL=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33790/ate... Dean of XKI University[/URL]
    - WereWolves 52, hosted by Palman, was won by the villagers.
    - In the Casino, Ater Nox and Alkasia, are on a weak long losing streak. Who knows when their gambling addiction will either pay off or send them to a rehab.
    - The new mayor, Ater Nox, remains adamant in prohibiting [URL=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33754/taco-island-swan-ban]swans[/URL] and [URL=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33643/taco-island-prohibition]alcohol[/URL] although some of the Islanders are rebelling.
    - Taco Island is also seeing the return of the Changeling Horde. The Queen has been quick to assert her dominance and time will tell what this may mean for the rest of the Island.

    [b]BREAKING NEWS![/b]

    A brand new kool thread has appeared in Taco Island, it is for Kool Kids only! If you are a Kool Kid then hop, strut, bounce etc over!

    [URL=http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/33927/koo... thread 4 kool kids[/URL]

    [i]Written by Hakketomat and United Royal Islands[/i]


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