February 19, 2018: Pravoslaviya's Dragan Trympov endorses Rhaegar Vladimir for President
Full transcript of a speech by the leader of Pravoslaviya's League Against Corruption, Dragan Trympov, at a rally for Rhaegar Vladimir:
What a crowd!
I tell you the losers say ‘oh, nobody likes Trympov, nobody likes Rhaegar, everybody loves migrants and minorities’, what a joke. They’re losers! They’re total losers.
I bet that Universe Peace Congress or whatever it is are having a meeting right now and there’s like three people there, am I right? Nobody likes them. Nobody cares.
SHANE RAIMI will respect what I say: NOBODY CARES! Your time is over, Slimy Raimi. Bye-bye!
Well I say his time is over, his time in office is over. Maybe his time in prison is about to start, would we like that? How about it, Slimy Raimi behind bars?
Except he’s so slimy he’d probably like slip through the bars and escape, so we’d have to have like a moat with all these – bing bing bing – er, like, spikes in there. So he tries to get out and he goes WHOOOOOOSH and falls onto the spikes, right?
We need to dig a moat around Slimy Raimi.
So anyway, I’m here because I want to support my good friend Rhaegar here, and that’s very important to me.
You know, I’m a very busy person, so when I come all the way from Pravoslaviya to Omnibus to support someone, you know I’m a big fan. I’ve got a lot to do, folks. I mean I came right here from a load of meetings – on a Sunday! – with the Confederation of Pravoslaviyan Industry, the 2001 War Veterans Association, you name it.
There’s so much for me to do because I’m very busy and I’m very focussed on doing a lot to Make Pravoslaviya Great Again along with my friend Metodi Pravoslav – great guy, Metodi, by the way, great guy, I don’t know what your media is like here, but in most EU countries there’s a lot of fake news about Metodi and Trympov and Pravoslaviya, and they’re like ‘oh, Metodi’s evil and Trympov’s nasty and Pravoslaviya’s xenophobic, oh no’, and you shouldn’t believe any of it because these people are vipers, they really are total vipers, and haters, and losers, and they can’t get anything right. Big mess the fake news, but the liberals won’t do anything about it, and, well, pah…
…but anyway I’m very busy and Rhaegar calls me and says “Mr Trympov, I’m a great fan, will you please come speak for me and campaign for me in Omnibus.” And I say “Rhaegar, for you, I might just have the time.” Because I’m a big Rhaegar fan, folks – probably, a bigger Rhaegar fan than any of you.
We all love Rhaegar, right? Who loves Rhaegar the most? Come on, folks, let Rhaegar hear how much you love him!
[Audience cheers loudly]
Alright folks, that’s enough. That’s enough. Wow, Rhaegar, you’re more popular with these folks than Metodi is in Pravoslaviya! Not as popular as I am in Pravoslaviya, but that’s very, very popular.
It’s really important that Rhaegar wins this election, folks. He’s the only PATRIOT in this race. He’s the only candidate who’ll make Omnibus GREAT again. The only candidate who’ll make Omnibus ONE again.
You guys have had it so bad under Slimy Raimi. When I found out about what he’s been doing to your country, I was like ‘wow, I have to get over here!’ He’s been putting the patriots of Omnibus LAST. It’s time you had a leader who puts patriots FIRST. Omnibus FIRST!
And it’s so great that there’s so many people here who’ve woken up to Slimy Raimi and what he’s doing to your country. Like, in so many of these countries where they have this migrants and minorities first policy, all the people have been brainwashed into accepting it!
Like, I point out that these countries are destroying themselves, and they have these YUGE anti-Trympov rallies! How crazy is that?
But here you guys are fighting back and that’s so great. I can’t wait for Rhaegar to win and we’ll have Pravoslaviya and Omnibus and maybe some other countries standing together and standing up for themselves! Rhaegar’s your man and I wish you all the best, seriously.
Now, what about this other guy, huh? This Seaver. What a waste!
This guy is the single biggest liar; he’s probably worse than Retard Apostol and Lyin’ T and that Plastic Surgery Woman from Inquista put together! He wants to be all, oh, let’s be nice to the traitors. This guy is incredible. Does he think the traitors are going to be nice to him?
He makes his announcement – get this – he makes his announcement not in front of real people, but on this livestream website! Like some pornography thing or something. Disgusting, right?
But you can understand why he does it, right? He does it because if he tried to do it in front of real people there’d be like nobody there. Even the fake news couldn’t cover it up – they’d try, but even they couldn’t cover this one up – his announcement and there’s like two people there, his mom and his dad; and then our YUGE crowd here today for Rhaegar!
And he should not be allowed to run. Seaver should not be allowed to run, seriously. Rhaegar is consul and he’s just some random Senator who nobody cares about. He should go back to his tiny office – and you know what they say about guys with tiny offices, right? – and apologise to Rhaegar like a dog.
But that’s what happens when you’re a patriot. The fake news media finds all these nobodies who’ll abuse you, sometimes for money, and they’ll pretend they’re important. They’re really not! They’re total losers and the people’s votes always show it.
You see in Icholasen there’s this Fake Taylor Swift and she ran for some political office there and she got beat badly – very, very badly – because people knew she’s a fake and that the real Taylor’s alive in Pravoslaviya! Very good friend of mine, by the way, Taylor. Very good friend.
So that’s how it’s going to be here, folks. Rhaegar is going to win and he is going to win BIG-LEAGUE. People always say I say ‘bigly’ but it’s actually BIG-LEAGUE. Like, BIG, then LEAGUE. BIG-LEAGUE.
But Rhaegar needs you to make that happen, so I want to see you all out on the streets campaigning and doing whatever you can to help Rhaegar sweep away Slimy Raimi and Make Omnibus Great Again, right? Right? Are we going to help Rhaegar?
[Audience cheers wildly]
That’s right. Thank you very much, and God bless! WIN!