GOVERNMENT OF PRAVOSLAVIYA - OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUÉ

The Kingdom of Pravoslaviya hereby gives notice that it is withdrawing from the European Union with immediate effect, under the terms of Article I, Section II, Clause III of the Constitution.

Our European Councillor has been withdrawn, and our contributions to the European Union budget will cease immediately.

It is not the expectation of the Government to return Pravoslaviya to the European Union as long as the Refugee Protection Act remains in force.

Signed,

Metodi Pravoslav
Prime Minister of Pravoslaviya

GOVERNMENT OF PRAVOSLAVIYA

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February 19, 2018: Pravoslaviya's Dragan Trympov endorses Rhaegar Vladimir for President

Full transcript of a speech by the leader of Pravoslaviya's League Against Corruption, Dragan Trympov, at a rally for Rhaegar Vladimir:

What a crowd!

I tell you the losers say ‘oh, nobody likes Trympov, nobody likes Rhaegar, everybody loves migrants and minorities’, what a joke. They’re losers! They’re total losers.

I bet that Universe Peace Congress or whatever it is are having a meeting right now and there’s like three people there, am I right? Nobody likes them. Nobody cares.

Shane Raimi-

[Audience boos]

SHANE RAIMI will respect what I say: NOBODY CARES! Your time is over, Slimy Raimi. Bye-bye!

Well I say his time is over, his time in office is over. Maybe his time in prison is about to start, would we like that? How about it, Slimy Raimi behind bars?

Except he’s so slimy he’d probably like slip through the bars and escape, so we’d have to have like a moat with all these – bing bing bing – er, like, spikes in there. So he tries to get out and he goes WHOOOOOOSH and falls onto the spikes, right?

We need to dig a moat around Slimy Raimi.

So anyway, I’m here because I want to support my good friend Rhaegar here, and that’s very important to me.

You know, I’m a very busy person, so when I come all the way from Pravoslaviya to Omnibus to support someone, you know I’m a big fan. I’ve got a lot to do, folks. I mean I came right here from a load of meetings – on a Sunday! – with the Confederation of Pravoslaviyan Industry, the 2001 War Veterans Association, you name it.

There’s so much for me to do because I’m very busy and I’m very focussed on doing a lot to Make Pravoslaviya Great Again along with my friend Metodi Pravoslav – great guy, Metodi, by the way, great guy, I don’t know what your media is like here, but in most EU countries there’s a lot of fake news about Metodi and Trympov and Pravoslaviya, and they’re like ‘oh, Metodi’s evil and Trympov’s nasty and Pravoslaviya’s xenophobic, oh no’, and you shouldn’t believe any of it because these people are vipers, they really are total vipers, and haters, and losers, and they can’t get anything right. Big mess the fake news, but the liberals won’t do anything about it, and, well, pah…

…but anyway I’m very busy and Rhaegar calls me and says “Mr Trympov, I’m a great fan, will you please come speak for me and campaign for me in Omnibus.” And I say “Rhaegar, for you, I might just have the time.” Because I’m a big Rhaegar fan, folks – probably, a bigger Rhaegar fan than any of you.

We all love Rhaegar, right? Who loves Rhaegar the most? Come on, folks, let Rhaegar hear how much you love him!

[Audience cheers loudly]

Alright folks, that’s enough. That’s enough. Wow, Rhaegar, you’re more popular with these folks than Metodi is in Pravoslaviya! Not as popular as I am in Pravoslaviya, but that’s very, very popular.

It’s really important that Rhaegar wins this election, folks. He’s the only PATRIOT in this race. He’s the only candidate who’ll make Omnibus GREAT again. The only candidate who’ll make Omnibus ONE again.

You guys have had it so bad under Slimy Raimi. When I found out about what he’s been doing to your country, I was like ‘wow, I have to get over here!’ He’s been putting the patriots of Omnibus LAST. It’s time you had a leader who puts patriots FIRST. Omnibus FIRST!

And it’s so great that there’s so many people here who’ve woken up to Slimy Raimi and what he’s doing to your country. Like, in so many of these countries where they have this migrants and minorities first policy, all the people have been brainwashed into accepting it!

Like, I point out that these countries are destroying themselves, and they have these YUGE anti-Trympov rallies! How crazy is that?

But here you guys are fighting back and that’s so great. I can’t wait for Rhaegar to win and we’ll have Pravoslaviya and Omnibus and maybe some other countries standing together and standing up for themselves! Rhaegar’s your man and I wish you all the best, seriously.

Now, what about this other guy, huh? This Seaver. What a waste!

This guy is the single biggest liar; he’s probably worse than Retard Apostol and Lyin’ T and that Plastic Surgery Woman from Inquista put together! He wants to be all, oh, let’s be nice to the traitors. This guy is incredible. Does he think the traitors are going to be nice to him?

He makes his announcement – get this – he makes his announcement not in front of real people, but on this livestream website! Like some pornography thing or something. Disgusting, right?

But you can understand why he does it, right? He does it because if he tried to do it in front of real people there’d be like nobody there. Even the fake news couldn’t cover it up – they’d try, but even they couldn’t cover this one up – his announcement and there’s like two people there, his mom and his dad; and then our YUGE crowd here today for Rhaegar!

And he should not be allowed to run. Seaver should not be allowed to run, seriously. Rhaegar is consul and he’s just some random Senator who nobody cares about. He should go back to his tiny office – and you know what they say about guys with tiny offices, right? – and apologise to Rhaegar like a dog.

But that’s what happens when you’re a patriot. The fake news media finds all these nobodies who’ll abuse you, sometimes for money, and they’ll pretend they’re important. They’re really not! They’re total losers and the people’s votes always show it.

You see in Icholasen there’s this Fake Taylor Swift and she ran for some political office there and she got beat badly – very, very badly – because people knew she’s a fake and that the real Taylor’s alive in Pravoslaviya! Very good friend of mine, by the way, Taylor. Very good friend.

So that’s how it’s going to be here, folks. Rhaegar is going to win and he is going to win BIG-LEAGUE. People always say I say ‘bigly’ but it’s actually BIG-LEAGUE. Like, BIG, then LEAGUE. BIG-LEAGUE.

But Rhaegar needs you to make that happen, so I want to see you all out on the streets campaigning and doing whatever you can to help Rhaegar sweep away Slimy Raimi and Make Omnibus Great Again, right? Right? Are we going to help Rhaegar?

[Audience cheers wildly]

That’s right. Thank you very much, and God bless! WIN!

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MIND CAMP WITH PAVEL IOSIF VATSONOV

26-05-17

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We are back on Mind Camp with Pavel Iosif Vatsonov, and it’s about time we talked about EuroVoice. So this competition keeps getting won by the countries with the most aggressively pro-mass migration, globalist regimes. First Sitanova, now Derecta. And of course when it’s hosted in those countries, Pravoslaviya can’t enter. It’s all a ploy to stamp down on patriotic cultures, suppress it, and glorify globalism. You tune into EuroVoice and you get all these messages in your head – let in all the migrants, don’t worry about the government watching you through your webcam on the computer, and so on. By the way, you can buy one of our special stickers to stop the government using your webcam on our store, it’s 20 dinars for 10 stickers – check it out.

So you get all these messages channelled, straight into your mind. Now let’s look at the head of EuroVoice – total globalist. Peter Montfort is a former Premier Commissioner, Internal Commissioner, Economics Commissioner, and European Councillor. Before becoming a globalist supervillain Montfort was in big, corporate business. But this guy has had pretty much every job in Europolis. He’s been in charge of selling out the people of Angleter to Europolis, he’s been in charge of constructing the concentration camps that are masquerading as seed banks, and he’s been one of the globalists orchestrating the economy of Europe to concentrate as much wealth as possible in the hands of a parasitical elite. Now they put this guy – and weapons-grade globalism, behind the skin he’s like WARARARSAGH! DEAAAAATH! – in charge of the culture!

WHY do they put someone like this Montfort in charge of the culture, in charge of this EuroVoice? Because they understand the culture is so important. If you read the works of Antonio Gramsci, you’ll know. These globalists who want to destroy nations and cultures and individual freedom, they NEED to control the culture. They twist it so you think it’s COOL to want to destroy your own liberty! IT’S PURE EVIL! THIS SHOW IS PURE EVIL! This is some real, serious stuff, folks. And if you folks don’t believe me, ask yourself where Doc Mustard is. Doc Mustard was an entry from Icholasen who entered this really vulgar song which basically parodied this whole corporate culture that this EuroVoice is like an orgy of celebration for. And he’s VANISHED, folks. We all know Taylor Swift got out and is here in Pravoslaviya, but WHERE IS DOC MUSTARD?

But there’s more. One EuroVoice had the result announced by the SPEAKER OF THE EUROPEAN COUNCIL! And he showed his true colours there, oh boy. There were actually fights, deaths, injuries – all because this John Oliver creature, who’s a lower-grade globalist than Peter Montfort because he can’t cover it up so well, and he starts insulting all the nations of Europe. Of course he does, because he hates them. He hates cultures and nations and he wants to destroy them all. So he does and patriots respond as they will – and then, of course, the patriots get blamed and it’s another win in the culture for the globalists! You have to see how this works, folks. You have to be awake to it, because otherwise you’ll be fooled and you’ll lose your mind to it too. And once enough people lose their minds, it’s all over, folks. They’ll take your culture and your freedom.

Right, we’ll be right back after the break with an update on Hillary Clinton’s stage 5 brain cancer.

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We’ve had a couple of emails speculating that the Vulovich Bratstvo, which we all know is founded by Apostol Tsrvenovski, is responsible for the disappearance of Doc Mustard. I don’t know if more of you folks want to keep researching that in depth – that’s a very interesting line that we should be following.

Now, we’re going to talk Hillary. This globalist stooge is still being pushed as a credible leader for Australia despite the fact that she is obviously nearly dead, in really poor health. Now of course the mainstream media don’t want you to know this, there’s a near total blackout on this stuff. But here’s Mikhail Tsrnovich with some more updates.

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“Well, Pavel, we’ve just got this explosive video of Hillary Clinton saying ‘have a nice day’ to an Australian voter when it was 8pm in the evening. Now what’s the point of offering someone a ‘nice day’ when there’s only four hours left?”

There’s no point, Mikhail, it doesn’t make sense.

“Exactly. So what we have here is, clearly, Hillary Clinton speaking gibberish. Further proof, as if we needed any more, of a massive brain problem.”

Well, how can the liberals and the globalists and the migrants first people deny this any more?

“They keep this from the public, Pavel, as far as possible. Nobody has been reporting this conversation in the mainstream media, which would be shocking if it wasn’t what we’d come to expect from them. Otherwise, they’ll just handwave it away, and ridicule it, saying it’s nothing.”

Gandhi had a good quote here. This is Gandhi. ‘First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.’ That should be our motto here at Mind Camp. Keep fighting, folks. Keep taking the pills, keep away from the fluoridised water they pump into your homes. They’re laughing now, but soon their faces will turn to anger. Hard times are coming, folks, but we have to get through it if we want to win. They’re coming for you anyway – will you stand and fight?

Anyway, we’re going for another break. After that, is there any non-globalist choice in the United Kingdom? Lyin’ T is brain damaged, but Keir Starmer is even worse! Also, Turkmenbaijan – which side’s the good side?