"Oh, the flight was lovely. Full of landscape if I say. What a beautiful country." Said Emma.
"Indeed, Antequera is a beautiful capital. We are very grateful of this welcoming. I must say that His Majesty Lawrence the First and Her Majesty Grace the Second send you a very warm thanks to your Majesty." Said the Minister of Foreign Affairs.
"I'm not surprised at all that you'd find Theresa May receptive to talking about the inner workings of various political systems. The moment you discuss anything remotely normal with her - the weather, prices of petrol, the latest blockbuster movie - she sort of short circuits," Craticus said as he mimed robotic movements. "But politics? That gets her electrical wires running.What you're saying is interesting. Now that you've experienced some time with some of Australia's political reforms, do you intend to keep them or do you plan on making any additional changes? I hear that the Senate is still causing you a headache."
After finished his fourth (...or was it his fifth?) glass of wine, Archbishop Craticus was feeling quite buzzed. The meal and the wine being served was fantastic, but Cratcius found himself having to limit his food and alcohol intake. Craticus was sufficiently tipsy. Any further drinks would result in a plummet into a full-on drunken state. 'Oh, Hell to it,' Craticus thought to himself as he abruptly dove for yet another glass of wine. So much for limiting himself. Craticus finished the wine in a mere sip.
The scenery around Craticus and his Turmenbaijani colleagues was a sight to behold (much like Cratcius' apparent alcoholism). These so-called fire palaces were truly spectacular. Craticus has definitely never seen anything like it, and he felt honored to be shown them. Craticus already felt a deep appreciation for Turkmenbaijani culture, but that appreciation only now deepened.
"This is amazing. Again, I want to thank you for everything," Craticus told the Turkmenbaijani President.
"I would love if we made cultural exchanges like this between Inquista and Turkmenbaijan easier. I propose that we establish visa-free travel between our countries."
Update on the situation: a Montembourgese citizen has been found dead in a river at 8 AM local hour, his head was bashed with a hammer and he had a sickle planted in his heart, 2 dead communists have been found as well, Baron Krystalle Verlesz von BergTrett has officially declared a state of emergency. (Repost, while I was trying to correct the grammar of the post I deleted it for error)
19 August 2018Continues the debate about the Jacob Groeningen Bill proposing the Kyrzbek Recognition ActJacob Groeningen (CMP): The Kingdom of Montenbourg should recognize the Kyrzbek Republic and end its alliance with the genocidal project of Turkmenbaijan. It's shameful that corrupt lawmakers from all parties are trying to twist facts and make it seem as though Kyrzbeks are the aggressors when Turkmenbaijan has been illegally killing and forcing an exodus of Kyrzbeks. This is a problem of an ethnostate with apartheid policies waging an illegal war on the Kyrzbek people.Johann Burton (CMP): Shame on you.Tamara Banks (Liberal): I believe that the Kyrzbeks deserve a state, but to recognize them as a state now would be foolish. We should recognize Kyrzbeks as a state, but once they have, you know, a proper state.Mamiko English (Independent): Why are we still listening to apologetics from Baijanis and their paid clowns when we could be looking at the facts? And the facts are not in favor of those who want to portray Turkmenbaijan as a "diverse" "friendly" "democracy". It is a genocidal project whose ultimate aim is to take over and break up the South.
Nation: Royal Federation of MalfaziaHead of State/Government: Baron/Mr. President Krystalle Verlesz von BergTrettCelebrity Guest: Karl MaroliBoarding Requests: Mr. Verlesz von BergTrett demands two seats representing his state as both monarch and elected presidentDietary requests: Maroli is coeliac and Mr. Verlesz is allergic to crustaceans and eats only Italian/Austrian/Uruguayan foodWedding gifts:Baron/Mr. President Krystalle Verlesz von BergTrett: his 3 best books ("The Risurgimentalist Manifesto", "Identifying the Enemy" and "Hate is Love") and the keys of a chalet near Brunico/BrüneckPainter Karl Maroli: a modern art sculpture made of 20+ Malfazian minerals and one of his paintings in the "White Wood" collection
Derecta adhering to the European Institute of Culture and Education.The Republic of Derecta shall become the first member of the European Institute of Culture and Education, created after the passing of the "European Common Culture and Education Act".1,000 Derectan schools shall begin implementing the "European Advanced Curriculum", the "European Baccalauréat" and the "European Basic Teachings Program" next school year. This programme is aimed at the creation of a common European curriculum, valid throughout all Member States.The Republic of Derecta appoints Theresa Salford as Derectan trustee of EICE.