Albion on Sea - Embassies

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    Albion has opened up its Ambassadors Palace, after having fixed a major pipe leak. It has many different room styles and sizes available, along with a 420 friendly sauna and huge buffet court.

    To apply, fill out the form below.




    Embassy Staff
    Number of Staff:
    Number of Security:
    Weaponry Present (if any):
    Ambassadorial Vehicle(s):
    Special Requests:

    Preferred office style, size

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    Nation: Angleter

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    Name: Lorely Burt
    Age: 54

    Embassy Staff
    Number of Staff: 10
    Number of Security: 2
    Weaponry Present (if any): FAMAS, Manurhin MR 73
    Ambassadorial Vehicle(s): Rolls-Royce Phantom (armoured)
    Special Requests: Supply of Ferrero Rocher

    Preferred office style, size: large enough space to reasonably fit 12 people; not 'open-plan'

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    Nation: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland


    Name: Jennifer Saunders
    Age: 57
    Education/Experience: Years as a comedienne on TV, notably Absolutely Fabulous.
    Family: Joanna Lumley may visit

    Embassy Staff
    Number of Staff: 7
    Number of Security: 2
    Weaponry Present (if any): None
    Ambassadorial Vehicle(s): Aston Martin Vantage
    Special Requests: Two room office.

  • Both offices granted. Lorely Burt is to be presented a box of Ferrero Rocher whenever she appears stressed. Medium size office with a mini bar granted.

    Jennifer Saunders has been given a ground floor office with attached patio and garden, and the room next to it. Due to lack of funds after fixing pipes a door is to be made in-between these rooms with a sledgehammer.

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    Nation: Microstate of Inquista



    Name: Jeremy Forsyth

    Age: 32

    Embassy Staff

    Number of Staff: 20

    Number of Security: 2

    Weaponry Present (if any): Tasers, pepper spray, semi-automatic pistols

    Ambassadorial Vehicle(s): None, Trei Kwan has a chronic fear of vehicles

    Special Requests: None

    Preferred office style, size: Jeremy is both kenophobic and claustrophobic, so an adequately sized room would be most suitable

  • Accepted. Trei Kwan has been given a re-purposed dining room, the walls lined with bookshelves to keep it full. Only several of the windows face the parking lot.

  • Nation: The Federal Democratic Republics of Framptonia

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    Name: Miss Cheryl Pointer
    Age: 34

    Embassy Staff
    Number of Staff: 8
    Number of Security: 3
    Weaponry Present (if any): 3 Heckler & Koch MP7 sub-machine guns, 5 Heckler & Koch HK45 pistols, tasers and pepper spray
    Ambassadorial Vehicle(s): 4 Mercedes Benz vehicles: 1 GL63 SUV, 1 SL65 AMG, 1 S600, 1 B-Class Electric Drive
    Special Requests: ability to fly our flag

    Preferred office style, size - three distinct offices, with the ambassador's office being a minimum size of 16 metres square and with a large south facing window. Offices cannot be on ground or first floors.

  • Framptonia has been accepted. However, due to needing three rooms you have been placed between Rob Ford and Justin Trudeaus foreign offices on the top floor.

  • I thank you for your consideration.

    The reputation of Messrs Ford and Trudeaux precede them, but I trust that they will behave in a manner conducive to fostering harmonious relations between our countries.

    Cheryl Pointer
    Her Excellency the Framptonian Ambassador

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