Framptonia - Dept of Foreign & International Affairs


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    Lucy Rigby, the Secretary of State for Foreign and International Affairs in the Government of the Federal Democratic Republics of Framptonia is pleased to acknowledge the recent statement of Mr David Miliband, Foreign Secretary for the United Kingdom, regarding alleged human rights offences taking place in the Teutonic States.

    It was whilst trying to raise the abuses in the European Council Chamber, the Framptonia's previous Councillor was kidnapped. Any assistance that the Government of the United Kingdom can bring to effect the locating and release of Mrs Bareham will be gratefully received.

    The Government of Framptonia has also been considering the possibility of instituting proceedings against the Teutonic States through the European Court of Justice and would be interested in discussing with representatives of the Government of the United Kingdom as to whether there is any merit in issuing a joint application.

    Miss Lucy Rigby Secretary of State for Foreign and International Affairs


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    From: Lucy Rigby - Secretary of State for Foreign & International Affairs

    To: David Lidington - Foreign Secretary for Davishire

    Good afternoon David, I hope this message finds you well and in good health.

    I have read the statement by your Prime Minister concerning the document leaked by Edward Snowden purporting to be the transcript of a meeting of the Framptonian Cabinet and also to his report of an arrest in connection with the death of Sir Eric Pickles.

    Whilst the Government of Framptonia will not publicly acknowledge the veracity or otherwise of the document, I am sure that the nature of the content makes it clear to you that it is the official transcript of what was said. Your Prime Minister's statement gave no information about the person arrested, and so the Government of Framptonia cannot tell whether any person arrested is or is not our agent. However on behalf of the Government of Framptonia I wish to reiterate the following points.

    • the Framptonian agent was placed in situ solely in order to provide security for Lucinda Bareham;
    • the agent was a Davishirian national;
    • the agent had no instruction or mandate to perform any harmful act against any person except to the extent that it safeguarded the security of Lucinda Bareham.

    The Government of Framptonia is prepared to offer any assistance required by your Government in the investigation of this matter.

    Kind regards

    Lucy


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    A statement in response to the actions of the United Kingdom and the Duxburian Union in imposing tariffs against Framptonia

    The Government of Framptonia is both astounded and appalled at the actions of the Governments of the United Kingdom and the Duxburian Union in applying trade tariffs to Framptonia goods being exported to their countries. The reasoning behind the two Governments' action is given as being in response to rhetoric and to the Framptonian Government's monetary policy.

    The speech by the Framptonian Comptroller General to the Framptonian Chamber of Commerce was a robust declaration of the Framptonian Government's intention to promote the growth of the Framptonian economy by the use of a reduction in domestic interest rates.

    The combined economies of the United Kingdom and Duxburian Union are some 50 times greater than that of Framptonia.

    The Government of Framptonia does not understand why it is not permitted to reduce its own internal interest rates without suffering punitive action from these two states. It further does not understand why the two states, whose economies and populations are significantly larger than Framptonia's feel so threatened by the action.

    The Government of Framptonia believes in the concept of free trade and the right of sovereign states to determine their own economic policies.

    The Governments of the United Kingdom and the Duxburian Union seem not to agree with the concept of free trade and that they have the right to dictate to smaller nations how they should run their economies.

    This is economic bullying and the Government of Framptonia urges all other nations to stand up against this overbearing action.


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    From Lucy Rigby - Secretary of State for Foreign & International Affairs

    To: David Lidington - Foreign Secretary - the United Kingdom of Davishire

    Good evening David. I hope this message finds you well.

    The Government of Framptonia is astounded by the disproportionate imposition of the no fly zone and maritime blockade of Poretos by your Government. We strongly recommend you to reverse your decision. Should your Government continue on its preposterous course of action, it will severely affect the relationship between our Governments.

    Lucy


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    From Lucy Rigby - Secretary of State for Foreign and International Affairs

    To: David Lidington - Foreign Secretary - the United Kingdom of Davishire

    For fucks sake David, what the hell is going on in your Government? Kalmar made a stupid threat, but withdrew it as soon as they realised how stupid they had been, As soon as you declared war, they surrendered. What exactly does Davishire want? What is the military objective? The complete annihilation of the nation of Kalmar?

    Lucy


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