A Joint Statement from the UK and Davishire Regarding Kalmar
22 November 2015
The United Kingdom of Kalmar has proven itself to be a dangerous, rogue nation as it threatened to shoot all of the citizens of Davishire in its border if they do not leave by a second warning. This sort of outrageous behaviour has gone on long enough in the North. Britain and Davishire today have an ultimatum for the Government in Copenhagen:
Cease these threats and come into the realm of civilised nations, or face punitive actions. It is very apparent that Kalmar cannot live peacefully in the North, as it is a primary instigator against both Britain and Davishire, having threatened to use force against the two nations over their Teutonic State involvement.
The democracies of Davishire and Britain have only one response to those who wish to threaten our security, and that is one of strength and resolve.
The Rt. Hon. George Osborne, MP
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Davishire and Buckinghamshire
The Rt. Hon. Hugh Robertson, MP
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
We have read your ultimnatum. We have tried countless times to rejoin the so called "civilized world". We have revised our statments and yet we offered you to talk and fix this mess. At this point, It was perfectly reasonable to join my neighbor, Stonekrog. Davishire threaten to invade and we dont have a strong military.
Your ultimnatum is too broad to accept. If you want any form of cooperation you need to state specifcally what you want. The military alliance was in responce again, to Davishire imposing a threat. We are tring to cooperate with you but it does look like you want us to cooperate. I am warning you launching war on a vulnerable nation is going to look bad.