Inimician Broadcasting Corporation
AN OPEN LETTER
To the Nicoleizian Broadcasting Corporation
"To whom it may concern,
The Inimician Broadcasting Corporation would like it noted that, in the Name - and indeed, the personal interest - of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Artabanos, the IBC highly disapproves of the possible scrapping of the Nicoleizian version of Bargain Hunt, to be replaced by emergency broadcasts on nuclear survival.
In these troubling times, concerning viewers with nuclear so-called apocalypses, rather than how they might spend their leftover lolly, is completely loco. The IBC would ask the NBC to reinstate Bargain Hunt, and indeed to turn it into a prome time show.
Victor Crutchlow, IBC CEO"