The Government Offices of Crumpyville

  • November 1, 2016

    As the President of Crumpyville, I would like to clear something up. Yes, I may be be the second most corrupt nation in the European Union, but that doesn't mean I am completely corrupt.

    Due to the fact that I am a dictator who controls all aspects of the government, I have the ability to basically control what citizens get. I gave citizens what I believe they needed to live in a great country.

    I have been informed that the Registered Citizens of Crumpyville believe no newspapers should be made because it is more logical to have all important news be announced via press briefings.

    I fully support this because I think it is more friendly to the environment and only important information gets told to the public

    Lycus Ritter, President of Crumpyville

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