The Government Offices of Crumpyville
November 1, 2016
As the President of Crumpyville, I would like to clear something up. Yes, I may be be the second most corrupt nation in the European Union, but that doesn't mean I am completely corrupt.
Due to the fact that I am a dictator who controls all aspects of the government, I have the ability to basically control what citizens get. I gave citizens what I believe they needed to live in a great country.
I have been informed that the Registered Citizens of Crumpyville believe no newspapers should be made because it is more logical to have all important news be announced via press briefings.
I fully support this because I think it is more friendly to the environment and only important information gets told to the public
Lycus Ritter, President of Crumpyville