You may remember Gustoniate...
...the dastard who spammed our region and slandered GDR for a very long time, and who I wouldn't be surprised to find was behind the Free Hashimia thing too? Well, he now goes by the name of Sarpyism and is in Conservadom, and has now made an utterly hilarious debut on NS' predominantly-liberal, grammar Nazi-filled, and noob-unsympathetic General forum, declaring that Herman Cain is wonderful because he saved a pizza company from bankruptcy.
Yes. This is honestly who we'd been dealing with.