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van der Bijl objects to Alsatian plan

Eva van der Bijl, disgraced after making a speech that insulted a prodigious number of politicians, has returned to Haanean politics with a harsh statement on the situation in the Alsatian Nation.

"We are not a superstitious people," she said today in a speech in Mulhouse today. "We believe not in imaginary spirits but in what exists; what we can observe as existing."

van der Bijl went on to claim that the actions made by the Presidium of the Alsatian Nation would cause a return to capitalism, using the argument that religion itself is simply a side effect of its ills:

"Religion is the desperate cry of the people against the forces of capitalism; the invention of a comforting story, one that says that all of the abuses someday shall end. But it is an anachronism; to bring one back is to bring the other, for neither can exist without the other. Religion, while comforting, causes people to be complacent; at the same time, its existence depends on the continued existence of capitalism, for one cannot offer a cure if there is no illness. Capitalism, too, cannot exist without religion, for if there is no religion, the people will rebel, as their eyes are not clouded by those comforting, dangerous stories."

van der Bijl's speech today, like many of hers in the past, was dry and plodding. So laden was her speech with jargon that almost no one could understand what she was trying to say.

"Her diction, I will give her that, was no short of a wonder," said a man in the audience. "But her words themselves were like those of a capitalist lawyer."

Some of those that did understand, however, were worried:

"She claims to be on the side of communism. Yet apparently she abhors national self-determination. She wants people like her to decide for everyone what they should do. She has the mind of a dictator; remember that," said a woman also in attendance.

Others were not:

"Ms. van der Bijl is being very sensible. National self-determination is of the highest importance; but we cannot continue to condone said determination to amount to theocracy. Saying that this is in some way against the principles of socialism and communism is entirely nonsensical. It can be compared to, for example, an insane man arguing that we should protect a fascist state, because said state has national-self determination," said a man walking home from the market in Mulhouse.

Thierry de la Rocque, leader of the Union of Guilds, has objected:

"It is the right of a nation to have self-determination so long as said self-determination does not harm people. Haanean Quietism is hardly reactionary; it preaches the equality of all people and the abolition of greed and the monetary system. Unlike mainstream Christianity at the same time, it tolerates those in the LGBTQ community as well. I find, as such, nothing objectionable about allowing the Alsatian Nation to let people be governed by a democratic autonomous government that simply claims to have Quietism as its official religion. Especially considering that it will be voluntary, I do not in any way understand how it would obstruct the movement toward communism in any way."

The State of Haane-Keste is also worried; it is due to release a statement on the subject.

van der Bijl has objected to those opposing her by claiming that they all are 'reactionaries who wish to bring back the old capitalist system.'

Tensions in Haane-Keste; anti-nation movement grows in Franconian community; Mathilde Comtois confirmed to have attempted suicide

Eva van der Bijl's speech to do with national self-determination has made waves in the native community.

"I am sincerely worried that this woman's ideas will influence the current relations between Haane-Keste and Eastern Haane," said a woman procuring food in Nancy. "We are a very, very religious people; our government itself bases its legitimacy from our Supreme Being; the rituals of our religions a great part of it. If her beliefs influence any of our politics, doom will come upon us."

The vast majority of people in the native community have echoed this opinion, including Iuliha Teimasenvou and Kaja Kallas, the leaders of Haane-Keste, who released a joint statement regarding the subject on the 12th.

Some have threatened van der Bijl on the subject, foremost of them being the 'Association for the Recognition of the Kestean Genocide,' which accuses a number of European peoples of having contributed to an alleged genocide, known only through folk tales that are generally regarded as representing a crop failure.

Given the continued influence of van der Bijl on Haanean politics, it is unlikely that these tensions will die away.

In other news, as the discussion in the Franconian community on the issue of linguistic boundaries remains stagnant, many have grown to oppose the very concept of nations.

"We are no longer parts of different nations, as we were a hundred years ago," said a man in Mulhouse. "We are all Eastern Haaneans; everyone recognizes that. What need is there for different organizations that separate us as according to our heritage?"

A petition has been created to initiate a referendum regarding the abolition of the nation; it has collected 5.000 signatures.

This movement, more and more powerful by the day, grew out of a frustration to do with the glacial progress of the non-binding deliberative assemblies on the aforementioned issue. The initial vehement rhetoric has died away, replaced by a strong apathy. Assembly attendance has steeply dropped, going from an average of 50 to 11.

"I honestly don't care anymore," said a man shopping in Rosa-Luxemburg Stadt. "The issue is meaningless."

"We are not qualified to decide on this," said another in the same city. "We are not linguists."

In other news, the Kiel General Hospital has released a statement claiming that Mathilde Comtois has been absent due to her attempt to commit suicide:

"On the 29th of June, the State Elder, Mathilde Comtois, attempted to take her own life by ingesting a bottle of blood pressure medication. She was not discovered quickly enough; when found, she was in a coma. She was rushed to our hospital; she remained in the same state for two weeks. She is now recovering; however, she is still very weak and continues to have suicidal thoughts."

The reason?

According to her suicide note, she had felt severe depression after having written one of the worst Council proposals in the history of the European Union. She had endured, for a number of months, heckling from a number of anonymous individuals, eventually pushing her to do what she did.

She is not expected to return to normal life for a number of months.

van der Bijl in favor of nation-abolition

The rise of the movement for the abolition of the nations has been swift but successful. An ever-larger number of people support it, the petition for a referendum on the subject gaining more and more signatures with every day.

Yesterday, during a rally, Eva van der Bijl made a statement on the topic.

"Communism is an all-encompassing movement. All people are equal under it; there shall be no national divisions; in fact, there cannot be. By allowing these monstrosities to continue existing, as such, we have limited ourselves; stopped ourselves from reaching that great end-point."

She would go on the claim the nations to be reactionary, citing what she claimed to the 'extreme conservatism' of the more religious Alsatian Nation as an example.

Many were in the audience, perhaps the largest she has ever had, including the events she attended in her stint as the leader of the United Communist Party.

"We are exhausted," said a man in attendance. "The nations hardly ever do anything except legislate on the pettiest possible things. They are wastes of time. Ms. van der Bijl actually gives me hope that these institutions will be dismantled.

While the majority of people in the audience reflected this view, some did not:

"The nations are necessary to protect our national heritage. They ensure that we are not subjugated by the great powers, and prevent imperialism from taking hold here," said a woman angrily leaving the plaza where the rally took place.

de la Rocque opposes van der Bijl

Eva van der Bijl's recent statement in support of nation-abolition has garnered a wide variety of responses. Non-binding petitions have sprung up both to defend and condemn her; both have similar levels of support; small protests have begun in all major cities supporting both sides.

Outside of extremist groups like the ARKG (Association for the Recognition of the Kestean Genocide), threats and violence have been minimal, possibly as a result of the government orders regulating political advertisements and non-binding deliberative assemblies.

Perhaps foremost of the opposition, perhaps, is Thierry de la Rocque, the leader of the Union of Guilds. Although already known for a strict defence of national self-determination, he has further attempted to distinguish himself by making a sharp statement opposing van der Bijl.

Few knew of its existence initially; it took the form of a post on a community board - an open space where anyone, even the insane, may post announcements.

It only became known after it was posted on social media, at which point it went viral.

Discussion was generally mild, despite the harshness of some of its points.

The statement itself is generally argues against imperialism, postulating a theory that divides different nationalities into two groups - developed and undeveloped.

The developed groups, stated de la Rocque, would inevitably take advantage of the undeveloped groups due to their untapped resources, both natural and human. This action would cause a degradation of autonomy, eventually leading to a loss of cultural and national identity in favor of an entirely new tradition focused entirely around a sort of subjugation.

de la Rocque goes on to use this argument to justify the existence of the nations, stating that they are structures that allow for the continued defence of sovereignty against exploitation, and that their demolition would inevitably open the way for the subjugation described and thus the creation of new hierarchy.

His final statement is a sharp stab at van der Bijl, conveying the idea that her views are both dogmatic and simplistic, unequipped to analyze real-world situations.

"It is very calmly and intelligently written," wrote a commentator online. "It is quite difficult to disagree with it."

Others, however, felt differently.

"This, I feel, is an incorrect interpretation. We cannot let hierarchy rise again; but then again, we cannot continue to classify people as we do now. We must create a new, homogeneous society, not, of course, from death, but from gradual integration, one that celebrates and integrates all cultures and peoples," said another, an ardent supporter of van der Bijl
based on their posting history.

Car bomb kills nine at announcement of 'United Front,' van der Bijl and 32 others injured; Comtois dissolves assemblies, commits suicide

Eva van der Bijl held a rally today in Calais, during which she was to announce the formation of a new 'United Front' against what she referred to as the 'reactionary national movement.'

This United Front, intended to be a first entrance into electoral politics, was never proclaimed.

Minutes before, as van der Bijl spoke of a need to defend Eastern Haane against capitalist and imperialist aggression, a car parked in the street next to the public square where the event was being held.

A man, who remains unidentified, stepped out of the car and walked down the street, disappearing into an apartment building.

About a minute later, a number of explosives contained within the car detonated.

Nine people were killed immediately; 17 were severely injured, another 15, including van der Bijl herself, lightly injured.

The square and its environs have been closed off to the public, the car confiscated by the People's Militia.

An investigation is underway.

In other news, Comtois, from her hospital bed, ordered the dissolution of the legislative assemblies, citing an increasing partisanship and arguing that representatives are no longer representing their constituents, instead working to influence them.

She then proceeded to resign her position, stating that her poor health would leave the country vulnerable.

As the order was promulgated, she asked a nurse if she could relieve herself.

The nurse assented, following her down a hallway.

Mathilde Comtois, as they approached the bathroom, threw herself out of the window. She was pronounced dead by the medics who attended to her almost immediately.

An investigation is underway.

Leaders of ARKG arrested; military to be formed

The investigation into the Calais bombing, which has now taken fourteen lives, five additional victims having died since, has found the ARKG (Association for the Recognition of the Kestean Genocide) responsible for both the planning and the execution of the attack.

The car used was found to have been stolen on the 18th by the same man seen exiting it at the plaza yesterday minutes before the explosion.

The man, found hiding in a shed at a collective farm fifteen miles outside of Calais, was himself found to be a citizen of Haane-Keste. He was handed over by the People's Militia to an indigenous investigative force, which questioned him thoroughly throughout the night, finding that he had acted as an auxiliary for an unknown woman.

The description, as well as a sketch, of the woman was released to the public; a number of people connected her to the ARKG, having seen her on multiple occasions entering its buildings in Calais, or at a number of public meetings and rallies scheduled by the organization.

A more substantial connection was found after a search of said buildings, which uncovered troves of papers, stored in vaults, that appeared to have been a sort of general plan for what was called a 'Bloody Week,' during which a number of prominent politicians would have been killed.

The buildings housing government officials in Kiel have been emptied, the officials themselves having been taken to a secure location.

Politicians not in government have been given high security.

A number of high ranking members of the ARKG, as well as non-members implicated by the discovered plans, have been arrested.

In other news, Eastern Haane, for the first time since 1946, will have a military, to be named the "People's Bulwark Against Capitalist Encroachment" (PBACE).

Formed by an order of the Confederation Council, the PBACE will be formed of members of various People's Militias. A certain percentage will be contributed by each; this percentage is to be decided by the workers' councils.

Its purpose is to defend Eastern Haane as well as the 'movement' in general; what the latter means is debatable.

The recent attack in Calais was cited as a reason for its formation; however, many suspect that it has something to do with the recent expansion of the Inquistan military.

"By air, they are less than thirty minutes away from our southern border," said a woman shopping in Rosa Luxemburg Stadt. "The Confederation Council and us all; we all have a very good reason to be scared."

Given that the majority of the increase is to be spent on the Inquistan air force, this belief has become widely shared.

A satirical piece published in Grassroots, "High Inquisitor, Blessed May She Always Remain, Harriet Copala, Visits New Copala City in Eastern Haane," has been shared over a million times on social media within Eastern Haane; many have claimed it to be prophetic, arguing that if nothing is done to bolster Eastern Haane's defenses, the dystopia it portrays will become reality.

From the Grassroots Editorial Board

As of this time, we are not to publish any articles on the issue of the Calais bombing, due to security issues that will at this time remain secret.

We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this has caused; however, it is necessary for the national safety.

van der Bijl/de la Rocque divide becomes clear

Eastern Haane has, despite the efforts of a number of politicians, become a horrific example of partisanship.

Once politically diverse and known for consensus, the country's opinions have become sharply divided between the party of van der Bijl (the United Front) and the party of de la Rocque (the Union of Guilds.)

All politically involved unions have swayed to one side or another; straying from the two's dogmas is heresy now.

The most common sense of actions is lambasted, by one side or another, as the beginning of dictatorship or the end of socialism.

Daily do people threaten others with death.

The division appears to have largely because of the issues of national self-determination and democracy.

van der Bijl believes that socialism itself inevitably protects it; de la Rocque believes that special institutions have to made for it to be so.

van der Bijl believes that, in her words, 'the people should hold an iron fist over all;' that is, she believes in a truly direct democracy.

de la Rocque, on the other hand, believes that 'representatives represent the interests of the whole; they act in the defense of the nation and the movement;' that is, in a trustee-model of representation.

These views are hardly ridiculous; both appear to be perfectly valid, and would be considered so a year ago.

And yet now protests and counter protests have sprung up everywhere over them; ridiculous conspiracy theories abound within each side about the other; and so on and so forth.

Something obviously must be done.

Nationalizations for national security

In an attempt to prevent capitalist seizure of industry, the Confederation Council has mandated, albeit secretly, the seizure of essential services.

These services are to be defined by the workers' councils; they consist of all those needed for the basic survival of the people.

The official reasoning involves political advertisement; according to statements released by the various People's Militias enforcing the order, the nationalizations are meant to curb reactionary influences on Haanean economic democracy that could lead to disaster, and are meant to be temporary, only in place until the People's Bulwark Against Capitalist Encroachment (the planned new military of Eastern Haane) is put into existence.

A number of people have revolted, believing the nationalizations to be an attempt to put back into place capitalism. Large swathes of land have been occupied by the neo-fascist Areasists, causing many to worry about the rise of dictatorship as in 1937.

Measures have been put into place to stop the Areasist menace from doing such a thing; however, their success is questionable.

Rump legislature meets in government-controlled areas of Rosa-Luxemburg Stadt

The joint legislature met without missing members today in Rosa-Luxemburg Stadt to discuss the issue of the budget.

The budget of January 2020, created under Andries van Hoebeek is still in effect; however, those still within the jurisdiction of the People's Confederation have requested that it be changed as to reflect the abolition of capitalism.

To fill missing positions, syndical and national legislatures shall vote directly, although they will not take part in deliberation.

Debate, according to reports from Rosa-Luxemburg Stadt, was largely civil.

'Soviet Republic' announced; Calais investigation team states it is 'no closer' to finding culprit in bombings

The workers' councils have done much to ensure the continued existence of democracy in Eastern Haane. They have cracked down on the People's Militias, restructuring them entirely, creating an efficient system of regulation; at the same time, they have increased restrictions on political advertising as to reduce partisanship.

The cantonal legislatures are debating whether to make these statutes cantonal law; a step hailed by many as one toward stability.

Yet now it seems that these efforts were not meant to further stability but instead to further the revolutionary movement. The Congress of Workers' Councils has convened, not to discuss the simpler matters it had discussed before but instead to 'declare independence.'

"From our foundation we were a new creation, entirely independent of the old; we now assert this," said Eva van der Bijl, elected as the Congress's president.

A new 'Soviet Republic of Eastern Haane' has been created; yet its intentions are not to supplant the new state but to 'complement it as a brother, a sister, a sibling.' What this entails is entirely unclear at this point; however, this 'Soviet Republic' has already started making legislation. It has ordered the implementation of Pigovian and severance taxes; at the same time, it has laid out a plan to make all essentials free for Eastern Haaneans and eventually open the means of production to all. At this moment it is holding deliberation on an elaboration on these plans as well as on a potential 'system of compensation' in which the bourgeoisie would be forced to make payments to those they had previously employed, as to renumerate that which was taken from them.

The Soviet Republic has also announced that it nor its constituents are not, were not, and will never be members of the European Union, and thus are not bound to its law.

Many are confused over the declaration:

"Everything else makes sense; everything else was something that we knew they would do, because we had demanded it," said a man in Mulhouse. "But this declaration makes absolutely no sense. They did not have to make it to pass what legislation they did; yet they did, without apparent reason. It is of little importance however; they are not challenging the Confederation."

Some, however, were more suspicious. "It is obvious to me that this is a plot to trade with Icholasen," said an individual who wishes to remain unidentified. "What other reason would there be for such a nonsensical statement, especially one that goes out of its way to deny EU membership?"

In other news, the ARKG is no longer under suspicion for the Calais bombings, according to the native investigative council in Calais, which was given full authority over the case after the recent 'revolution,' the evidence against them having been revealed as being fake The new People's Militia will now cooperate as to find the true culprit; however, there appears to be no real evidence for any as having done it.

Congress of Workers' Councils announces creation of 'harmonization councils'

The Congress of Workers's Councils today passed a 'Basic Law' that will define its future workings. This Law cannot be modified but with a 75% vote; it lays out procedures for election, the nomination of officials, debate, and so on and so forth.

However, it also has set out a process for the creation of 'harmonization councils,' groups of sitting congressmembers that will harmonize the law of the Soviet Republic with that of the Confederation.

Already have a number of these councils been created, largely for the purpose of harmonizing economic law with the cantons; for example, severance taxes, and, more importantly, economic planning. As of now, no cantons have responded to these councils; however, it is expected that at least some will.

Of special importance to some of these councils, especially those on which more extreme congress members sit, is the immediate abolition of the carceral state and the establishment of a free association of producers. However, it is unlikely that harmonization will be found on these fronts; cantonal legislatures, if they support the two at all, generally advocate for a more gradual process.

However, there certainly exists a push for unity. Even Eva van der Bijl, largely considered to be extreme in her views, believes that division is no longer appropriate, believing it to be 'the beginning of the end; the creation of an opening for the infiltration of capitalist elements.' In essence, antagonization would lead to disaster, especially in the current tense political climate.

Even now are issues arising: Thierry de la Rocque, long the nemesis of Ms. van der Bijl, has yet again rallied in opposition. "We cannot allow these traitors to remain in our country," he stated today in reference to the Congress of Workers' Councils. "They have betrayed the movement, betrayed the liberation; they are a threat to us all. Exile them!"

Few, however, appear to agree with him. "Nonsense, coming from a man who outright support nationalization," said an individual who wishes to remain unidentified. "Now he is calling decentralization and localism traitorous. He is a bag of filth who deceived us all."

How to get out of the country

The regime of Josephine Areai is terrifyingly authoritarian. Her military, her People's Militia; together they have already murdered thousands, and certainly will murder thousands more. The bodies and the blood strewn on the streets of every city and town are evidence of this.

In the woods, one is likely to be killed by a growing guerilla force led by Eva van der Bijl. Even in the cities, one can be attacked by citizens of Haane-Keste, ordered to fight for their country.

The mobs, in almost 90% of the country, are still largely in control. Fires, bombings, and shootings are everywhere; no one is safe, even within their own home.

In essence, Eastern Haane has become hell on Earth. The only question is how to get out of it. One cannot even go outside without being shot in most of the country; in those parts that are safe, if you even try to leave without 'authorization,' likely to be impossible to get, you will be killed brutally.

There is, however, a safe way out of the country.

Within the region with a Dutch-speaking plurality, there is a wide gap on the coast between cities. This gap is a national park; it is free of the military and of the mobs. The cities adjacent to it are relatively safe; while none are free of mobs, it is unlikely that one will die in them. If one can travel to these cities, one can find their way to the park and take the trail at Trailhead 1. About 9 km. in, there will be a meadow. Turn to the left, then walk across the meadow. You will eventually reach a cliff. Near you should be a notch in the land. There are stair-like formations here; they are steep but traversable. Walk down these formations to the narrow beach. About 4 km. away should be an island, upon it a tower. Swim to this island and enter the tower. Within it should be a radio, with which you should be able to call for help. Do not call for this help in French, Danish, German, Dutch, or English; call for it in Czech, Malboryan, or Latin. This will ensure that the Haanean army will not suspect you to be there. To help you in this, there will be a number of phrasebooks scattered throughout the tower.

Help should arrive at some point. It is not guaranteed however. If no help arrives within a day, you are better off swimming for Czech Slavia.

There is another, slightly more dangerous way. In most of French-plurality Eastern Haane, sinkholes dot the countryside. These sinkholes are the remnants of a large underground river that once flowed to the Mediterranean. According to reports from 2019, one can travel out of the country by entering these holes and thus the cave created by the former river. It will take a total of one week; be well prepared, for there will no clean water or food in the cave.

The final and most dangerous way to escape is to jump the border. This is safest with the border with Belarum; one can make their way to the large national park that occupies the area and wander to the border. This will take between one to two days; however, one must be on guard for military officials, for they patrol the area.

Stand against the Areai government through any means. Do whatever you can to overthrow it.

Republic proclaimed in Mulhouse

As mob rule continues to consume the nation, in the southern city of Mulhouse, a new republic has been declared on the lines of the former 1927 constitution.

The city, left without a functional government after the killing of the local and cantonal assemblies and tribunals, was the site of some of the most violent massacres of this conflict. The city was especially divided, with up to 17 groups competing for control over it, each terrorizing those who they held dominion over. Forced labor, massacres, and crucifixions have been reported from the area. On the 6th of September, forces of the Soviet Republic entered the city, resulting in a hand-to-hand battle that lasted 24 hours, during an unknown number of individuals were killed or executed. As the city fell, residents were forced to march into the countryside. Many were caught in the crossfire; a number of others died of exhaustion; some more were executed for various reasons.

A new workers' council was formed; however, many were dissatisfied with it. The Soviet Republic, in their eyes, was far too extreme. It was in these conditions that the Republic was declared.

It organizes the state on corporatist lines, dividing society into 7 professional bodies. These professional bodies shall legislate on less important issues such as professional norms; a "National Assembly," elected from these bodies, would legislate on issues of greater importance.

There would exist a 7 member presidency, one for each of the professional bodies. The Presidency would not be able to make decrees; it would only be able to enforce the law and represent the country in international affairs.

Elections have not been held; they are planned for the 12th. The Soviet Republic has not taken any action against the new government; it is unlikely that it will.

The Republic currently controls about half of the Canton of Mulhouse, previously won in the battle of Sep. 6 by the Soviet Republic. Sporadic violence continues.

Republican forces take undefended cities in the north

The mobs never took hold in much of the Danish-plurality territories. They were, as such, left largely undamaged. Areai's declaration was initially accepted; however, as news of massacres spread from the south, many began to oppose the regime. With exceeding small loyalist presence in the city as the result of their diversion to the battles in the south, the cities were left entirely open for the taking.

At 5:00, in the darkness of the early morning, a coalition of guerilla forces from the Soviet Republic, the Republic, and the State of Haane Keste encircled the city. In Skagen, the city furthest away from the loyalist center of support, fireworks were set off to warn residents of the coming invasion.

Urban guerillas emerged from their hiding places within the cities, attempting to rally support. Massive crowds joined them. At around 6:00, loyalist forces in the People's Militias of the area attempted to fire upon these crowds. Most were stopped by defectors within the force, who would proceed to join the crowds.

No attack was mounted after this; those that had encircled the city entered it marching as the sun rose over the horizon, met with cheers from the assembled populace. A workers' council was created and the Republic was declared to have control over the city. Members of the native community gathered alongside the forces of the State of Haane-Keste, the native government, in an assembly to elect new members of their local governing council, whose previous members had been killed during the occupation of the Areai regime.

The Soviet Republic's cells in the area declared their intention to govern alongside the Republic, as was the case before the coup of Josephine Areai, setting a new precedent that will likely be followed in all other areas under joint Republican-Soviet control. The State of Haane-Keste's cooperation is also of great importance, for it signifies, for the first time in several months, a support of the non-native governments.

Kiel is liberated

At twilight, a mutiny began in Kiel. Members of the People's Militia as well as the military rose up in defiance of the Areai government, arresting their superiors before declaring loyalty to the Republic. As the populace began to realize what was happening, many took to the streets to celebrate the liberation, joining the mutinous forces in marching through the city and declaring its newfound freedom. A workers' council was formed, and republican institutions, such as the professional groups, were set up.

The government of Josephine Areai attempted to command remaining loyalists to fight against the mutiny. This action failed within fifteen minutes, and Areai was forced to flee the city, hidden, by all accounts, in the trunk of a car. The government has since relocated to a farm outside of Kiel, although the exact location remains unknown.

Urban guerillas came into the open, and were celebrated for their role in resisting the short-lived Areai regime in Kiel. Those in the rural areas sent delegates to the workers' council in the city.

A road connecting Kiel to the northern liberated portions of the country, largely undefended as a result of the fighting in the south, was seized in a four-hour long operation.

Midnight Agreement: Haanean State and Republic merge

In the dark of the night, representatives of the Republic, the Soviet Republic, the State of Haane-Keste, and the Haanean State met at a collective farm several kilometers from Kiel, as to discuss a possible unification. The talks, beginning at 21:00, were successful, and concluded at 0:00 with the signing of the "Treaty of Collective Farm 49-H," otherwise known as the 'Midnight Agreement,' due to the time at which it was signed.

The Treaty stipulates the following:

the Republic and the Haanean State shall be merged into a single state, under the name of the Republic but the constitution of the State
the institutions of the Republic will serve as the provisional government of the new Republic under the new constitution.
the Soviet Republic will renounce its position as a sovereign state.
the Workers' Councils will remain autonomous; however, they must abide by the Constitution and actively enforce the law of the Republic
The Republic and the State of Haane-Keste both will continue to follow the original 1899 Treaty between their precursors.
The State of Haane-Keste must release the Patriarch and restore his former position.
The State of Haane-Keste must remain secular for the next 30 years.
Elections shall be held on January 2nd.

Areai: I will stand trial in Europolis

Josephine Areai appears to have recovered from her temporary insanity, and made a public statement in the temporary capital of the illegitimate confederation.

"We shall return, the sole and legitimate government of Eastern Haane," she proclaimed in its central square, surrounded by members of her personal guard. "We have begun the process of national rejuvenation; Eastern Haane has been purged with fire; now, it shall rise again, magnitudes greater than it ever was!"

A thunderous applause in unison came from those assembled in the square, surrounded on all sides by those in Areai's dwindling military.

"Unity, work, and nation! These are the principles of our new Eastern Haane, our motherland once so near to death but now bursting with new life. All of us, comrades, all of us have contributed to this, and must continue to contribute to this. We must join together to continue to rebuild our beloved nation."

More applause; several people were led away by members of the military, into what has been reported to be a vacant apartment building.

"We shall establish an Eastern Haane organic, socialist, corporatist, and republican; an Eastern Haane above all!"

The same applause in unison followed; it was generally more scattered. A large number of people were led away by the military into the apartment building.

"Neither language nor culture nor race nor religion shall stand in the way of the national spirit, the national movement, for we are the nation and the nation is us; there is no other; it is all-encompassing. All of this shall be torn down and trampled upon by we patriots, the children of Eastern Haane; we shall do away with the old entirely and establish the new, as was done in Austria and so many other nations. We shall establish a revolutionary state of the patriots, united in the nation, one which will quickly rid our Eastern Haane of the disease that has plagued it; but one that will always, always, without fail, serve the nation!"

A number of people were led into the square; these people, as well as those remaining, clapped thunderously, yet again, in unison.

"And yet those outside of our nation; those cockroaches that dare to speak for us; they wish to undermine our glorious movement and revolution for the rebirth of our motherland. They wish to destroy all that we have accomplished and replace it with the same instability that has so plagued our beloved for so long, replace it with the instability that will provide them with all that they need. We must stand against this in all ways possible, for we patriots; we are all soldiers in defence of our Eastern Haane!"

Another applause.

"And yet, in this defence, I will 'submit' to them. Let them try me; they will find no fault. I will stand trial in Europolis, if they want; I will stand trial anywhere. But they will find nothing, for I have done nothing but facilitate the rebirth of my nation!"

A final applause, louder than all the rest, accompanied by cheering, lasting for over fifteen minutes. Areai was led into the building behind her by her guards.

Republic of Eastern Haane to leave European Union in two weeks

((OOC: I as a player am not leaving the EU; after this, Austria will become my main and only nation. All existing RPs that I am involved will be changed as to fit this.))

Marine Marchand, on the advice of the Provisional National Convention, has begun the process of leaving the European Union.

"What has our membership in this forsaken Union ever done for us?" she asked in a public statement held at the Kiel Central Square to members of the Resistance who had helped liberate the city. "We have only suffered endlessly as a result of it. The government of Andries van Hoebeek, already corrupt, betrayed what few principles it had in an attempt to remain true to the neoliberal principles of the European Union, resulting in the beginnings of a revolution; a revolution of unnecessary violence, especially given that elections were scheduled for only a month later; and one that was maintained by allegations of vote-rigging, some of which were true, in the Commission elections. There was then a period of relative calm, after which came the Eurovoice Song Competition. The two at the center of this competition in Eastern Haane, Agnes Obel and Tristan Murail, were at the Essen Castle at the time, due to a tradition. They became intoxicated on a drug known as ievonuia, resulting in a mass-murder on the behalf of Murail that occurred as he reported the results of the competition to those in Angleter. These events resulted in a nationalist fury on the behalf of the aboriginal people, to whom ievonuia is a drug of cultural and religious importance; a fury that spread to much of Eastern Haane's ethnic groups. It was seized upon by agitators within the country, and resulted in yet another revolution that led to the rise of Josephine Areai and the demise of Katrin Weber. Within a month of this event, commission elections, in which there were no candidates even near suitable, were held, resulting in a flood of anger and worry, much of which was caused as a result of the vote rigging that occurred in the last election. A bloody rampage began across the country, killing tens of thousands in its first day. Josephine Areai declared herself dictator of the nation, and began a series of massacres across the country, exterminating the rampage but also dissent and the cultural institutions of our nation.

As a resistance force gained territory, those mobs that were responsible for the rampage began to restructure themselves into political units that truly terrorized the people. Thousands were executed for 'betraying the revolution;' many more were forced to march tens of kilometers in the countryside as to provide labor for a failed agricultural and industrial system, destroyed in the initial wave of the rampage. Food supplies ran dangerously low as a result of the destruction; many began to starve. Access to even the most basic utilities were cut off as well because of this.

Those who could fled the country, resulting in a never seen before refugee crisis during which nearly 1 million people left the country in a matter of two days.

An uncountable number of people were killed as a result of the massacres, the fighting, and the political repression; even more through starvation and disease brought on through the collapse of Eastern Haane's infrastructure. This is still ongoing."

At this Marchand paused, total silence from the assembled.

"If we were not members of the European Union; if we had no 'commission elections;' if we did not even know of the 'Eurovoice Song Contest;' none of these horrors would have happened. We would not be here, slowly starving to death in a country totally destroyed by less than a week of war. We would not be here, remembering those near us who have died; remembering the horrors of being marched back and forth through the countryside at gunpoint; the horrors of constantly being in hiding as the multitudes are taken out of the cities and villages to some unknown locale; the horrors of being tortured at the hands of the merciless; the horrors of being maimed against a brutal enemy with no sense of anything but destruction. We would not be here! We would be safe, we would be happy, and we would be thriving! And yet we have forsaken all of this to be members of a Union. We must, and we will, leave, so that we may at the very least remain living. But we will give them a final chance of two weeks. We are begging for aid, for we are dying. We do not need bombs nor an intervention; we need clean water, clean food, and much more."

Katrin Weber is dead

Katrin Weber, the former Consul and later Premier, of Eastern Haane, was pronounced dead this morning at the Kiel General Hospital. At 6:03, she arrived at the reopened Kiel Airport, on a private government plane, from Europolis, where she had remained for the duration of the violence. As fleeing citizens saw her, they were suddenly overcome by rage, overpowering guards at the bottom of the airstair of the aircraft before grabbing her. She was repeatedly clubbed before being forcefully thrown to the ground and trampled upon. It took over an hour for the crowd to disperse, after which Weber, unrecognizable, was discovered, struggling to live.

She was rushed to the General Hospital, where she would live in agony for another five minutes before finally dying at the hand of an angry nurse, who repeatedly stabbed her with a pair of children's scissors.

As her body was placed in the morgue, a group of doctors and nurses snatched it, running out of the hospital with it and driving out of the city using a hospital van before throwing it into a ditch in the side of the road. A group of farmers discovered it, before feeding it to their pigs and grinding her bones into bone meal, which was then used to fertilize their crops.

Fifteen individuals involved in her death, including the nurse, as well as the doctors and nurses responsible for the snatching of the body and the farmers who fed it to their pigs have been arrested; the others have managed to leave the country.

At the time of her death, Weber was an intensely hated individual, with many connecting her to the short-lived Areai regime. This may explain the reason why so much was done to her body.