14 Sept 2020, 09:17

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OPINION ARTICLE - MENNRIMIAK, YOU'RE THE REAL LOSE OF TIME

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The Mennrimian Prime Minister, Sauli Niniisto

The Spanish Government pretended to restore the relationship, but nor did the Mennrimian Government. The Prime Minister, disrespectful since he just exited the Mennrimian plane, complained about the Spanish President not breaking the Spanish Protocol. When you go to a country, you should know about how its diplomacy works, and not to expect the President to welcome you on the airport exposing its security, a term that in Mennrimiak seems not to exist. Before we get into the summit itself, we have been able to know that he allowed the President to get the Media blaming him for all he has done. Mr. Niniisto, in the kind words of an opinion writer, we don't need your permission to do this kind of things, we do it without any permission. And despite the Mennrimians restricting our freedoms and the freedom of press, despite your constant attacks against Spain, we will never shut up towards your actions.

The summit itself was a shame. The motorcade driver, Jorge, has told us about the motorcade conversation: "He told me to take it to Moncloa, when we are actually leaving the airport. He didn't want any conversation, he was extremely rude with my mates when returning back to Barajas. When he arrived at the airport, you imagined he came here with a list of things that had to be accomplished if you don't want him mad. He acts like the mafia, but worse".

When he arrived to Moncloa, he asked to see the Presidential Office, something any foreign leader isn't allowed to do according to the Spanish diplomatic protocols. AT least embassadors seem to be coming back, but here comes the best. According to the Mennrimian PM, we use the Nofoaga's protection to "Spain uses that protection treaty just to store military equipment close to Mennrimiak in case Reitzmag selected the Bloody option". Sauli, do you live in Mennrimiak or in Mars? Where the hell do you live in? Have you heard Aguilar say no war would happen? He has also asked to reduce the military presence in Nofoaga, which Aguilar answered with a no and telling him that those accusations are not true. But he kept his stubborn position, like a 3-year-old kid, and it was supposed to do that. The Government obviously has said nothing of his petitions would happen.

And finally, he asked to receive a cut of taxes in the Straits, and the GSSA and the ASMSA have given their veredicts. Mennrimiak won't be cut on taxes, but raised. A deputee from both the Gibraltar's and Cantabrian Governments submitted the proposal to raise Mennrimiak's taxes to 5%, and the GSSA, managed by the Gibraltar's Parliament, voted FOR it, and the ASMSA, managed by the Councillors responsible of the sea area, voted FOR too. He's right on something: This has made relations much worse, but at least we have to recognise something: It's his fault.