Corinna Larsen - If It is Hard, Leave It To Me. I Will Fix It
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DEFUND THE EUROPEAN SPACE ADMINISTRATION
The European Space Administration has been useless for the European Union as an institution and for the European taxpayers. During its existance, only a report to the Premier Commissioner and the opening of the Advisory Council has been done. It is clear that Europe does not need incompetent instituions, that is why I will be repealing the Space Exploration Act and, consequently, defunding the ESA.
REFORM THE EUROPEAN COURT OF JUSTICE
The European Court of Justice has been proven to be very inefficient recently, by thus changes are needed. If I am elected, I will reform the ECoJ by changing the way it is elected. The Chief Justice would have an eight month long term and justices would be appointed by him. If one justice fails to compromise or either needs to be ceased, the Chief Justice will be able to appoint another justice.
NO GOING BACKWARDS IN EUROPEAN INTEGRATION
The European Union's walk through the infinite path of integration or sovereignty is complex, but needs to be defended properly. A Corinna's Premiership will not go back when it comes to European law, nor it will move forward on integrating, even more, the European Union. We have found the perfect middle point in our way which we need to get the maximum resources from.
REVIEWING THE COUNCIL COMPOSITION
Many voices have arisen during the last months which asked for a better representation or either agreeing on a new European Council's compositions. A Corinna's Premiership would speak with the Council Speaker and start a discussion on the matter, in order to reach conclusions on how the Council should be reworked.
MORE PROTAGONISM FOR MEMBER STATES; STANCE ON OTHER ISSUES
The Commission has barely done anything recently to get the European Union's group together, that is why I will bring the European States meetup in Europolis back, in order to listen to the issues and concerns the European states have. Apart from that, if elected, I will finish the European Green Treaty, get the Eurorail project moving, explore new ways of more member states' protagonism by creating new alternatives which will not require a budget or starting a programme to have a stronger Europe, both within our region as outside of it.
Last, but not least, I defend the right to infidelity, to divorce and I will defend all the men and women who have been attacked for undergoing plastic surgery.
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Rally 1 - Inquista
Saint Dominico
27th February 2022
Hologram visit for the rest of European Countries
(Corinna arrived to the designated place where the rally would take place, with the Nofoagan entry to EV40, Wig, by Todrick Hall, playing on the background.)
Hello beautiful people of Inquista, how are you feeling today? My name is Corinna Larsen, but I also go for Renata, Martina, Bárbara... Whatever you like best! Are you ready for free plastic surgeries all around the European Union?
Okay, so here is the thing: my campaign advisors have told me I needed to campaign all around the European Union to get some extra support than the one I already gathered, and I have decided that this town which is the Inquistan capital city, Saint Dominico, should be the one that gets to see my first ever, and who knows if the last, rally to become Europe's biggest boss. During my other trips around the region, mostly for pleasure, I have seen you all are diverse, smart guys, well done!
Nowadays, people are sick of boring old men moving in weird things around Europe, saying they are ending Malarkey but turning into it cause they need a five-hour-long nap, or those who went to a city cause of some minor earthquakes! We instead like people who draw amazingly well, like our Premier Commissioner, that are able to make Europe a good place for all and do not go screaming: "I WANT MY SOVEREIGNTY BACK!" everywhere they go. Nonetheless, it is worth mentioning that they do not want their sovereignty back when the temperature goes up on their rooms at night, in that case they scream something very different!
Moving on, I wanna speak to you about one of my campaign proposals, which is reforming the European Court of Justice! I am going to give you a very simple explanation, everyone, incluiding children, will be able to understand. Right now, we have the European Justice which does barely anything for you; and we have got an old man promising he would fix it, yet he has not. What do I propose you, my beloved Inquistans? I am going to fix the mess! But how is Europe's most pleased candidate gonna fix it? Easy thing! I will extend the Chief Justice term from four to eight months, and make justices be appointed by him, from a list of interested justices from the European Union, one for each nation. But, if someone is very old, needs a long nap and is lazy, the Chief Justice will be able to give him the sack and hire someone new for his place! Isn't that awesome?
Of course I plan to do many other things, you can already read my campaign proposals on my webpage and in my Twitter profile, @corinna; like defunding the naughty European Space Administration, reviewing the European Council composition, defending the right to infidelity, divorce and the people who decide to undergo a plastic surgery to get a better face skin or fix whatever part of their body they wish to fix! Cause remember guys, if it is hard, leave it to me. I will fix it.
Thank you very much for coming and vote for the Europe which will make hard things turn soft in minutes!
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Rally 2 - Czech Slavia
Prague
4th March 2022
Streamed for all European Union countries
Good afternoon gorgeous people of Czech Slavia! How are you today? My name is Corinna Larsen and I am in love with your country, with their poweful and handsome men and their corageous women! Thank you very much for coming here today, I would have never thought I had so many fans here!
At first sight, it may seem to many that I have no experience or knowledge about Europe, about politics and about Commission management. Well, I have a message to those who believe that and to my haters (hi Juan Carlos!): I have a lot of knowledge about this Union, I have knowledge about politics and you are not going to stop me from running on this election! Was our Premier Commissioner and national symbol of this country into politics before she got the place she deserved? No she wasn't! Did that made her a bad Premier Commissioner? No, it didn't. Yet, why cannot Corinna Larsen be Premier even if she doesn't have any former experience? Leaving the question there, you choose the answer.
So today I am going to speak about the European Space Administration, that one Joe Biden says he wants to amend but when he had the chance to actually amend it, he instead apointted opaquely a new director and pretended everything was fine. Look to the screens for a minute, and see how Mr. Biden saw the ESA versus the reality during his term. Seems he has now woken up from his nap, a long one by the way, and it is starting to realise that the act has some big mistakes. Also, it is worth to point out he keeps lying and lying yet he believes he is saying the truth: he claims "I've seen it not work on anything good since Mr. Junkie Juncker removed its first director", yet he appointed another one. Joe, for the love of God, if Mr. Jean-Claude Juncker was wrong about removing Mr. Musk, why haven't you put him back in office? I'll tell you why: because you know that Mr. Juncker was right and that Musk did nothing good for the ESA or the Europeans.
Hear me out nice people, this is what I propose for the European Space Administration: no more appointments, no more funding, no more ESA. If I am elected, I will defund the ESA. It has done nothing useful for the Europeans but rather we were wasting money on it. The provisions on the act that regulates it have not been accomplished, they have not been able to launch a single thing to space since its creation yet we want to keep it? Europe was a better place without the European Space Administration and Corinna will get rid of it forever. What about the money we get from there? That money is going to the European Developemnt Agency, which urgently needs some funding and to which I pretend to allocate 5 billion Euros from the FIA. I will talk about the budget in another rally, but you as European taxpayers deserve useful, fast and effective organisations in Europe.
But for now, this is all I wanted to speak about. If you wanna know more about my platforms, don't hesistate and visit my personal webpage www.corinnaifitshardleaveittomeillfixit.eu or my Twitter profile, @corinna. I hope that you decide to vote for real action and not for lies and sleepy candidates. I'll always stand by your side!
Thank you very much for coming and vote for the Europe which will make hard things turn soft in minutes!
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