The Marsipinasian Times
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This Newspaper regards the nation of Marsipinasia, and internal issues and events the country expierences.
ECONOMIC TURNING POINT: MARSIPINASIA TURNS SOCIALIST
On the seventh of July, 2023, The Marsipinasian Stock Market dropped nearly 10% before returning to it's previous amount. The sudden drop was blamed on the lack of computer processing, and eventually led to the Marsipinasian Government to privatize the stock market to prevent another disastrous drop in the economy. Upon the matter, President Ridley Garcia had to say "The Marsipinasian Government must move towards more Socialist Policies to insure the welfare of our nation, and it's economic prowess." It is still unknown if the new Socialism from Marsipinasia will influence other aspects of nation.
MARSIPINASIAN POLITICAL PARTIES GAIN EQUAL REPRESENTATION DURING ELECTIONS
Due to recent complaints of many minor political parties throughout the nation, many smaller groups such as the Marsipinasian Marxist Party (M.M.P.), and the People's Supremacy Party (P.S.P.), will be able to debate with the major parties of Marsipinasia, in order to give all parties an equal chance. Evidence has shown that this method has worked, as P.S.P. and M.M.P. Popularity has rised 6% and 4% respectively.
THE FOUNDATION OF THE MARSIPINASIAN FOOTBALL TEAM
As of recently in Marsipinasia, sports have became more increasing popular, with one sport standing out: Football (or Soccer if your American). The Marsipinasian Football Team has became the most popular sports team in the country, especially with key players such as Hugo Whitman, Oliver Mendelez, and the star player of the team: Pedro Uttemburg. Marsipinasians have swarmed over this team, and the love for football has grown so strong, that many Marsipinasians have wanted to make a football club in the European Union.
