30 Aug 2020, 06:24

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Massive Protests Erupt Across the Nation as EU Commission Candidates Lay Out Agendas

In what has increasingly become a national pastime, hundreds of thousands of Duxburians took to the streets to protest various Commission candidate agenda items.

Fierce protests gripped Azrekko [OOC: Formerly "Laatzalveria"], the nation's 3rd largest city, where a police-estimated crowd of 70,000 filled Atomic Triangle to protest nuclear weapons bans, subsidies for poor member states, a green new deal, new rail networks, and a unified European education cirriculum. Protesters burned EU flags and effigies of several Commission candidates while wearing Trympov hats or waving olive branches, but no property was reported damaged or destroyed. The situation in the city remains tense as authorities brace for another night of large protests. The isolated, desert metropolis remains in recession since the violent protests against Commission policies and Council acts 6 years ago. Azrekko declared a state of emergency.

An estimated crowd of 40,000 in Verinteno and 23,000 in Niko marched against Commissioner Juncker's proposal against hacking. Hacking is not a crime in Duxburian territory and enjoys widespread popularity in these tech-heavy cities, with 68% calling it a civil right and 59% opposing any regulation of the activity, in a recent Nemeiro poll. Mystery celebrity Brandeus Devoy, a grandmaster of cyberwarfare, marched with Verinteno protestors and briefly addressed them by microphone, announcing that he'd "given up on the EPA" and directing his supporters to vote for other candidates. Much larger protests are planned.

In an entirely separate action, 17,000 Verinteno teachers walked out of schools to protest Candidate Winston's unified European education policy. With that many teachers out, the entire district was forced to close for the rest of the day. Another 8,000 teachers have pledged to join them tomorrow, along with unknown numbers of university students. Verinteno, the nation's largest city, has declared a state of emergency.

In Dairghazburo, a smaller crowd of 14,000 formed to protest many of the same issues, notably joined by numerous federal government officials. One employee from the Domain of Economics, who declined to be identified, warned protesters to prepare for the possibility of another recession. Master-General Drammen commented that he was "Very disappointed by the EU overreaching again and inciting dangerous sentiment, and he would be voting appropriately. Grandmaster Reid, a 5 star general, also made an appearance at the protest, but he was all smiles. "I told you so!" he shouted, calling out Grandmaster Devoy by name, having heard about the events in Verinteno. "I'm so proud that you've woken up after being stabbed in the back by Europe and now you can see the EU for what it truly is. They will take away your entire livelihood, the fate that awaits us all. Vote Trympov!" Olive branches appeared to outnumber Trympov hats at this protest.

Smaller protests were also held in at least 80 other municipalities. Calls to the Office of the Steward were not returned, neither were calls to the Office of the European Councillor.