31 Jan 2021, 11:22

Kurultay member publishes bill that will initiate a referendum on a "full name" for Alkharya


This is a segment taken from ONE Radyo broadcast, in January 31st 2021 at 9 PM, hosted by Elnara Irmak.

ONE Radyo - All eyes were on Kurultay member, Melisa Atalay of Etikel today as she released a bill for a full name for Alkharya. For those confused: In many countries, there's a full name and there's a shortened name, right? For instance, do you know the full name of Inquista? The Most Blessed State of Inquista. What about Red Croatia? That would be The Absolute Monarchy of Red Croatia. No lie, I appreciate the honesty. Not many countries have the courage to just be undemocratic and act like nothing's wrong with it, you know what I mean? So anyway, Alkharya doesn't have this. Full name? Alkharya. Shortened name? Alkharya. We just didn't have these fancy, schmancy, pizzazz names because we didn't really need them, you know. Now, sometimes, people just throw the letter "H" out as it's mostly silent. I would argue almost all of us have done this at some point when writing, texting, whatever, unless you're a Turkish major or a gifted kid who pays too much attention to detail, slowly railing to severe depression and absolute perfectionism that doesn't let you try any skill whatsoever. Anyway, I'm getting off the track there- So it's not really known how the names will be chosen as that's left to the President, which, fair, we can safely assume she will do a good job, exactly like that time when she brought us all to this EU mess. I love more taxes! So, as of current, it's up for discussion in the Kurultay and will go into voting this week, I predict it will be approved as barely anything doesn't pass from there. Honestly, I oppose it? Like, just being named Alkharya while all these states have such old-fashioned names that should've been left off in the 16th century is so iconic to me. Melisa, I don't know what you're thinking, smoking or drinking, whatever is it, I don't want it. Period.