24 Jun 2021, 08:30

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INTERNATIONAL SIGNAL - PRESIDENT AGUILAR PRESS CONFERENCE CONCERNING NOFOAGA

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Journalist: And now we are interrupting the regular Televisión Española Internacional schedule in order to offer a Press Conference from President Jesús Aguilar, on behalf of President Romain Guichard of Nofoaga, concerning the latest news of the island. We can see 3 black ribbons, one in the Spanish flag, one on the Nofoagan flag which is present on this press conference, as well as a black ribbon on the European Union flag. Now President Aguilar appears on the room, he seems to be quite shocked about the news and now he proceeds to speak:

"A very good morning to the whole of Europe, as well as to every Spanish following this press conference in which I will address the latest news I have from the Republic Nofoaga and what might happen with the island in the next days and weeks.

Before I start, I would like to tell you that the news are really shocking and that I am very sorry if I start crying. You will all understand once I release the official data of the disaster the European Union has been able to see and that, sadly, the Nofoagans and the foreign citizens living there or staying there for travel or business purposes had experienced. It is with great regret to inform you that 92.287 Nofoagans have either lost their lives or are missing in the Atlantic Ocean. This means only 11.751 have been able to make it on time to the bunkers. It is even more sad to tell there are no chances, nor any hope, to find any other Nofoagan alive or lost in the Atlantic Ocean.

Concerning foreign citizens, I have slightly better news: the Spanish Army has been able to save every foreign citizen in Nofoaga, even though many have required medical assistance, some even requiring to be sedated in order to be tranquilized. There were 3,000 foreigners at the moment in Nofoaga, from mostly every country on Europe. We have been receiving a lot of requests from countries all around Europe during the night asking us for permission to evacuate their citizens. The Spanish Government and the Spanish Army have spoken about this, and we have both come to the same conclusion: no evacuation of foreign citizens is allowed until it is safe enough to proceed. Once this prequisities are met, the Spanish Army will evacuate all citizens exclusively, as we have already prepared the evacuation routes.

Finally, I would like to speak about the future of Nofoaga and the island where the Caribbean nation is established. According to the experts in the bunkers and our own experts, that have spoke to those in Nofoaga, the island will likely explode. We estimate that a 98.44% of the surface of the island will blow up because of the volcanic eruption and many other factors about the soil of Nofoaga. Harder days will come, but... (A short silence takes place, Aguilar dries a tear from his eye) sorry. As I was saying, harder days will come, but we have enough hope to say this will go away soon. Thank you very much."