RTÉ NEWS IRELAND
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AUTOFLYNN PRESENTS ITS FIRST CAR.
On a rainy day in Dublins docklands, at the recently built AUTOFLYNN factory members of the press got to see the first images of the first Irish car to be built in decades, the AUTOFLYNN DL1,000. A luxury 4 door saloon featuring the AF1K engine a V6 5 Ltr with a staggering 1,000BHP which was built to quoate Mick Flynn C.E.O of AUTOFLYNN "To show them feckin yanks a thing or two" he said. When asked to explain what he ment by that he proceeded to say "Most countries are going hybrid or electric and Dodge is over there sticking 707BHP engines in minivans well we will put 1,000BHP into everything how about that!?" And left the room. Press then got told cars will be available from as soon as next week with a minivan version expected from next month.
We hope to test drive this car soon.Shay Murphy, Motor journalist, RTÉ
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BREAKING NEWS: Eddie Jordan unveils a new Jordan F1 engine supplier after test driving the AutoFlynn DL1000. In a brief statement he said "The DL1000 is an amazing car with some great engineering which we at Jordan believe can be improved by putting the engine under race condition stress. We look forward to our partnership."
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GOVERNMENT RESPECT DOCTORS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
Taoisach Mr. Tom Barry has come out and addressed recent protests against doctors who have been refusing to do abortions due to religion Mr. Barry said the following.
" all these social justice warriors think only thier opinions matter, but the fact is if we legalise abortion to allow people do what they want we should also respect doctors personal or religious views"
Protesters hung around the Daíl chanting and singing until they had to leave for munchies at which time Mr. Barry left in his Autoflynn. -
GOVERNMENT CRACK DOWN ON WELFARE!
The minister for finance Mrs. Mary Hinge passed new legislation regarding unemployment payment backed my Tom Barry and President Frawley. While many are not affected those who are voiced concerns. Here are the changes.
Single parent families - No change
Disablity payments- in the case of severe disabilities no change, but for people with a "bad back" sitting jobs will be found.
OAP- No change for citizens who have worked most of thier life, if however you have not worked a job will be found for people aged 65-80
Single people under 65- previously could claim 210 punts a week with no time limit. Now will receive 210pw for 6 months dropping to 105pw for 3 further months then 52.50pw for 1 more month after which no payment will be made.
Mrs Hinge added "The days of people claiming welfare for years are gone 10 months is long enough to find a job for anyone, some countries give no support for the unemployed and if we dont see the unemployment figures drop we will be one of them"