RB: Welcome back and thank you for joining Inquista Decides as we untangle the 2023 election here in Inquista. Let's see the latest results.

RB: As it stands, with 128 dioceses reporting, the Kligenbergists are leading with 78 dioceses, while the Pietists have secured 43, the Reformists 4, and the Liberationists 1.
Results are now starting to pour in every second. We'll be seeing tons of results announced as we speak, so let's do a quick analysis before we inevitably see some breaking news. Kathy, take us away.
KV: Well, the Kligenbergists are increasing their majority every second now it seems. By winning 78 of the 126 seats that have reported, the Kligenbergists have a clear majority so far, and there's still favourable ground to go. The Pietists haven't won anything past the Twin and Grand Canals, so nothing groundbreaking with their performance. At the very least, they aren't losing anything. However, the Reformists and Liberationits are really underperforming, so the Kligenbergists are devouring them.
RB: Just a moment Kathy, we have a breaking result from City Quay. Let's see the result from there now!

RB: Bishop Secretary Silas Kligenberg has been re-elected to City Quay with 46.9% of the vote.
KV: Well, this is an expected result. The Bishop Secretary spent more money than any other bishopric candidate in his re-election bid and it seems to have paid off.
RB: Somewhat of a tragic race, though, with Ms. Delphi's daughter's eating disorder becoming a topic of debate. It was reported that Ms. Delphi had to resign from a previous political position to cope with her daughter's ailment, and somehow, this came to light among certain members of the media who reported on this story.
KV: Yeah, that was some nasty news coverage. I can't begin to think who leaked that story to the press. It's hard to imagine to think such a cruel person exists, but thopefully that chapter will now be behind the residents of City Quay as they move forward with Bishop Secretary Kligenberg.
RB: We have a lot of breaking results coming through, and here's one we need to see for sure: let's go to the Diocese of Eamony!

RB: Archbishop Kligenberg has been re-elected to the College of Bishops with a stunning result, nearly netting 84% of the vote from the people of Eamony.
KV: Wow, a great result for the Archbishop. She's immensely popular in her diocese, and it's the same diocese that her father held when he was Archbishop, so the Kligenberg family roots run deep there.
RB: The Archbishop won Eamony with 70.4% of the vote in 2020, so she has increased her margin by an impressive 13.4%, which is pretty astounding considering she was already receiving more than 70% of support to begin with.
KV: They bleed pink.
RB: Speaking of which, let's take a big picture look at all the result, since we've had so many come in these past few moments.

RB: With 170 dioceses reporting their final results, 106 have gone to the Kligenbergists, 55 to the Pietists, 6 to the Reformists and 3 to the Liberationists.
KV: Runaway victory for the Kligenbergists. The Reformists have picked up only a few re-elections now, and the Liberationists now up to 3, but they've both lost so much territory to the Kligenbergists. At this rate, I don't think the Reformists or Liberationists will be able to spoiler Kligenbergist momentum anywhere.
The Pietists have flipped a few, now edging to the centre, and they still stand to win most of the northern seats remaining, but I don't think they can numerically prevent the pink tide.
RB: Looking at the map, we still have at least 10 seats in former South and East Inquista to go, which is where the Conservative Orthodox have never won any seats in any modern election. We can quite reliably predict that they will be won by the Kligenbergists tonight. Those diocese alone already bring the Kligenbergist total to around 116, which is very close to that 121 number of having a majority within the College of Bishops.
KV: You're right, the map still looks very favourable for the Archbishop. I can't imagine the Kligenbergists getting less than at least 30 more seats, which would give them a majority well above 121.
RB: Hold on Kathy, we're being told by our election monitoring team that a projection is now being made. Let's take a look...

RB: Inquista Today is projecting that Archbishop Kligenberg will be re-elected as Archbishop of Inquista.
KV: Well, there we go. Although, simply winning a majority of pledged bishops doesn't automatically mean their Archbishopric candidate will become Archbishop, as bishops are free to vote for whoever they wish. As we know from 2020, there are a lot of deals to be made. Archbishop Kligenberg herself was intially elected as Archbishop as a compromise candidate supported by opposing bishops in an effort to block Chief Secretary Firoux from assuming power.
RB: Very true, although there is no dying Archbishop Kligenberg is at the very centre of the pink wave, which is moving like a pink hurricane with her own personality at the eye of the storm. I don't think it will take any whipping at all to have a straight forward vote, especially with the majority she is likely to have.
KV: Of course, I'm just trying to make build an air of excitement and mystery, Rosie. Damn. If it's going to be so predictable, then who's going to to tune into this dumb show?
RB: I know it's getting late in the night, Kathy.
KV: Are you saying I look tired?
RB: No, I never said that. Why? Are you tired?
KV: No, but it sounded like you were implying that.
RB: What? Why would I be implying that?
KV: Stop gaslighting me.
RB: I'm not gaslighting you, and that's not even what gaslighting means. People overuse that term. Moving on. With 60 diocese still yet to report their final results, Archbishop Kligenberg has been projected to win re-election as Archbishop of Inquista. Kligenbergists are leading with 106 dioceses, while the Pietists trail with 55, the Reformists with 6 and the Liberationists with 3.
Once all ecclesiastical results have been proclaimed, the first round of councillor election results will be announced all at once. We presume no councillor candidate will win a majority of the popular vote in the first round, so votes will be transferred according to preferences and those eliminated by thresholds.
KV: Those will be very interesting. Considering the results we've seen so far tonight, I have no idea how that will go. I'm scared for all the candidates.
RB: There's no predicting how that will turn out, that's for sure. Please stay with us as we now bring you another round of the latest news headlines.