Mennrimiak News Media
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Adresseavisen answers for the People of Mennrimiak to El MundoGood day people from Mennrimiak and all around Europe, Some Days ago a periodist from the Spanish newspaper called El Mundo gave his ""Opinion"" about what happened on the EU meeting with our councillor Adam Karlssen and the dissaproval from the ELDR party to the current Internal Affairs Commissioner of the EU Jean Claude Juncker, Supposedly listing the most hated people in the European Union and defending Juncker, and now I'm here writing an article in response to El Mundo.
First, Adam Karlssen's issue at the EU meeting, Pathetic, This person criticizes the entire country for sending the Councilor to a meeting of state leaders and accusing Mennrimiak of boycotting the meeting, yes, our Prime Minister announced that he did not would attend the Meeting as a form of protest at the requests of some countries of the union to get nuclear weapons, but then the National Government announces that the Prime Minister is ill and is in serious condition, after that the Parliament resorts to article sixteen of the constitution for the king to carry out the responsibilities of the Prime Minister and his first action was to send a representation to the meeting since he saw that as a lost opportunity to defend national interests in the EU ,but the king could not attend since he would have to deal with the State Responsabilities, this added to the fact that a Councilor is the representation of a country on the EU so Adam Karlssen was the right person to represent Mennrimiak.
Second, his strange need to change the name of our nation to "MENNRUDEMIAK" what is this, a children's show ?, or he wants us to create nicknames, well then we now have TaxeSpain with us, we have this Taxespain reporter inciting hate between nations, and also supports juncker and his ideals of "Union, Cooperation and Dialogue" what followers Juncker has.
And lastly, El Mundo, how did they let this guy publish an article inciting hate? How does this leave their reputation? In this article I am defending my country and its people, trying to avoid insults and not make them hate him, but seriously how do they let this guy work as a journalist?
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I the King of Mennrimiak announce that the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak condemn the arrest of the crew of the Romain cargo ship on the shores of the Commonwealth of Leagio, this because these people were forced and ideologically brainwashed by the UNSR government, not it is their fault, its UNSR fault, and by this I mean, Leagio attack the disease, not the symptoms.
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Today Massive protests have taken place around the Capital City "Hannkkara" the protesters were demanding the banning of the EU app created by the Internal Affairs Commissioner of Europe and encouraging the people of Mennrimiak to demand a referendum for a "Mennrexit" how they called the movement for Mennrimiak leaving the European Union.
(OOC: Imagine the image says "Lets Keep our Independence, Ban the EU app)And Now we have some words of the protestants outside of the Parliament Building on Hannkkara.
"Well as you can see we have gotten a good amount of signatures suppoorting the ban of the Fake Unity app created by Juncker, he says " oh we have millions of downloads that means people wants to be closer" and yeah maybe at its creation, but now its the second most uninstalled app on the UKM(United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak) because we hate the EU System a system that wants to solve the Coup d'etat on Icholasen with "Diplomacy" juncker, be real they are not gonna just give the control of icholasen just with meetings, we have seen he is unable to stop conflicts on Europe, as we have seen with the conflict Reitzmag vs Spain, he cant start a "'Peace age"" on the EU when he cant even make the most little conflicts have an end"
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(King Alexander II)
" As you may know, a protest took place outside of the Parliament, they wanted to make a ban on the EU app, and as they got support from the Mennrimian People, the parliament decided to vote for the ban of the app, and now i announce the EU app by the Internal Affairs Commissioner of the EU
Is hereby BANNED on the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak and every platform ofering it needs to remove it on 72 hours after this announcement, Failureof the Companies to comply with these conditions could be fined up to 10,000 Mannreks or be expelled from the National platforms
Thank you!!.
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Today His Royal Majesty the King Harald V has addressed the concerns of all Mennrimians and the international stage, on a press conference taking place at the Parliament, let's see it.
"First of all, Good day to all the people of the Tv, Radio and Press here and also to all the Mennrimians watching this.
Today i want to inform all the people on our blessed country about all the topics that are a concern for the Mennrimian citizens.
The first one is about Nofoaga, as you may know, we imposed travel and trade sanctions to the caribbean country due to its instability and political turmoil,but recently the country elected a new president and was elected to hold the Europa League, with that we have been asked to lift the sanctions and let the flow of people start for the Football League but we decided that it isn't a possibility and the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak
is going to keep travel restrictions and continue warning our citizens to avoid The Republic of Nofoaga until the government deem it appropriate, for the trade sanctions we are waiting for a Nofoagan government respond to negotiate new terms for trade.Second the European Affairs, this is more complicated as you know the actual Internal Affairs Comissioner of the European Union Jean-Claude Juncker hold a rally here at Hannkkara but on his way there, he was seen using the EU app banned by law and he could have been fined for 10,000 Mannreks but as established for international laws the Mennrimian laws don't apply to him until he leaves the airport, so he was saved but we warn him to be more careful when he comes to Mennrimiak.
The Second part of the European Affairs "The Referendum" this referendum asking if we should stay on the EU was proposed by protesters and had both negative and positive opinions, i should say the government will hold such referendum only if there is a mayoritarian support for it.
An the third topic, the topic im happy to talk about is about the Prime Minister Sauli Niinistö, and as you can see for my face is that he has recovered and is going to retake its responsabilities in 2 weeks, for now and for order of doctors he is just going to relax of the normal stress of the work and prepare to lead our country once again!
Thank you All and Goodbye!!!
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Today the Royal Minister of Foreign Affairs has announced the actions our goverment is going to take for the recent situation in Eastern Haane, lets see it.
As we have seen, the Confederation of Eastern Haane is having a turbulent and unstable time and we the goverment of Mennrimiak are going to take the next measures in order to protect our country and its citizens.
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The Mennrimian Government hereby issues a complete cancelation of all travel to the Confederacy of Eastern Haane, the State of Haane-Kest, and any or all entities contained within the internationally defined territories of "Eastern Haane".
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Visa, Transit, Travel, and other documents issued by entities within "Eastern Haane" will no longer be accepted at ports of entry or by Mennrimian government agencies for entry to Mennrimiak.
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All vessels, aircraft, and assorted vehicles registered to or in an entity within "Eastern Haane" will not be allowed entry or, if it is already in Mennrimian territory, will have until 12h00 MST on 07 September 2020 to vacate Mennrimiak or be seized and impounded.
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Goods or vehicles originating in or transiting through "Eastern Haane" prior to arrival in Mennrimiak will be denied entry.
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Haanian Citizens or Nationals in Mennrimiak are to report to the Ministry of Social Services by 23h30 MST on 10 September 2020 or risk summons to appear before a Deportation Court.
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All commercial and private traffic bound for Eastern Haane either originating or transiting through Mennrimiak, Mennrimian airspace, or Mennrimian waters will be intercepted and impounded.
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The Ministry of Commerce shall seize any and all assets of the governments of Eastern Haane in the
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Any Haanian citizens within the borders of the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak can ask to the government for a longer stay permission but after 30 days they need to formally apply for asylum.
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Recently we have seen something thats almost all of europe deemed imposible, but it happened and it is the cease of hostilities between the Kingdom of Spain and the Kingdom of Reitzmag in a so called "Historical Meeting" but what does our politicians say about this? Our reporter Anna Karlssen will tell us.
AK: well today the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Mennrimiak Pekka Haavisto tells us what he thinks.
PH"Well if the Spaniards decided to finally end this childish conflict with the Reitzmic government that almost led us to a Europe wide war and polarized Europe more than never, Good for them but the Mennrimian Government will not let their ambassador come into our lands until they talk directly to us, Good day!
AK: and there you have it, lets return to the studio.
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The Future Of Mennrimiak
The airport of tomorrow takes shape. Today, HRH The Crown Prince inaugurated the largest construction project in recent times in Anderstorp Airport: a 36,000 sqm Pier E, with plenty of room for travellers, new gates for the flights, a new passport control and an impressive artwork: Mennrimiak’s largest glass mosaic.
Around 250 guests from the airlines, the police department, the political establishment, the construction industry, the cultural scene and the airport were in attendance when the decade’s largest construction project in Anderstorp Airport was today inaugurated with the traditional cutting of the ribbon by HRH Crown Prince Haakon.
CEO Thomas Woldbye cordially thanks the Crown Prince for attending the opening of the new terminal building.
“It is actually a tradition that there is Royal attendance at the very large-scale building events here at the airport. King Harald V inaugurated Terminal 2 in 1960. A somewhat younger HRH Crown Prince Haakon inaugurated Terminal 3 in 1998. And now it is time to inaugurate this, we think, very beautiful, Nordic and functional terminal building,” says Thomas Woldbye and explains:
“With Pier E, we achieve a crucial milestone in the work of creating a sustainable airport of tomorrow for the benefit of Mennrimiak. Worldwide, in the coming decades, we are anticipating an increase in the number of passengers. It is therefore our task as an airport to create room for foreign businessmen, tourists and students who come to Mennrimiak – and so that we can travel the world ourselves,” says Thomas Woldbye.
He emphasises that future growth must be considered in line with ambitious targets in regard to climate and environment. For example, the airport itself is certified with a CO2 offsetting programme and is carbon-neutral as of this year.
“With the green conversion, the airport is working toward less noise and emissions. Our own goal is to be completely free of CO2 emissions by 2030 and to cooperate with the airlines to reduce the aircrafts’ emissions by 30 percent. That is why we need research and innovations in the coming decades,” says Thomas Woldbye.
This project is part of a government plan to renovate the communication infraestructure of Mennrimiak, this years long project has been completed after many hard work, and is expected to become the mayor connection hub in North america.
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The New Tech Future
The Mennrimian tech company Blume has recently signed agreements with some car companies to integrate its technology on their cars, Blume says that it will benefit all of the companies involved and also all the Mennrimians, The companies involved are:
W Motors
Cadillac
Koenigsegg
And VolvoThe tech gigant affirms that there are more companies that search to have Blume's Tech innovations and that their goal is to "Technologise" Mennrimiak and make it the global capital of innovation.
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National Threat alarms go off in Mennrimiak
After the terrorist attacks that occured in mainland Europe, many high ranking officials from the High Command of the Royal Mennrimian Armed Forces (RMAF) have met at the building of the Ministry of National Defence to disscuss the next moves of Mennrimiak to protect its citizens at home and abroad.
Ministry of National Defence buildingSome hours after, the Prime Minister adressed the Nation on the following comunicate:
"Mine kjære landsmenn, Today i talk to you after a wave of terrorist attacs hit Europe following the collapse of the government of the Union Of Syndicates, many people died on this attacks and worried that our citizens would get harmed i met with the Minister of Defence and with the approval of The Storting, we decided to enact order 54 of the Plan of National Security that will efectively and imediatly raise the alert level of the Royal Navy and Royal Airforce to 4 and will put the Agency of Travel and Trade Security to start constant checks at everything entering and leaving the country, the RMAF however, will start patroling our national airspace and national waters in search of a threat to national security.
Concerning Mennrimians currently abroad, The Ministry of Foreing Affairs Tells all Mennrimians to report themselves to its nearest Embassy or at the phone line and internet page that the government set up for them, The recommendations that they must follow after reporting themselves are:
1,Stay inside your Hotel or place of stay as long as possible
2,Prepare all your doccuments and important supplies in case of an Emergency Evacuation
3,In case of seeing any suspicious activity make a report to the local police
4,Stay always together with all your famillyMore information is available at the internet page of the Ministry of Foreing affairs.
See us when this challenging times finish, Stay Safe."
This is all the news for the moment, see us later with more info!
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New Enemy?
Today the parliament made use of the economic regulation laws and pased an anti trust bill that would prohibit companies based on the United Duchies from expanding to a different sector than what they already occupy, this bill was passed on concerns over economic compentence that people says, would limit Mennrimian local bussniess.
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Mennrexit?
Today a Big protest has taken the streets of Hannkkara asking for a Referendum for Mennrimiak to leave the European Union,
The protest organized by members of the MKP (Mennrimiak Communist party ) has however managed to get support from the far right politicians, this alliance argues that the EU is not longer reliable to help Mennrimiak at the world stage.The protest has not turned violent at the moment and authorities expect a similar protest at the city of Bergen
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Mennrimiak's new addition to the Terror List
Today the Foreign Affairs Ministry has announced their descition to add the newly admitted country on the EU named Strathae to the Terror List with other countries like Dromund kaas and Neo Venetia. The Terror List is a list of countries that the UKM Prohibits ANY type of trade or travel to, this means that no Strathae citizen can enter Mennrimian waters or land, in case of that ever happening they will be arrested and deported immediatly back to their home country, from now on the only planes or boats coming directly from strathae to Mennrimiak will be serving as transport for any Mennrimian citizen or any EU allied nation citizen that has its passport, and that any ship or plane containing strathaean products will be inmediatly inspected to identify possible threats and then handled as the local customs authority sees fit most of the time being either destroying the cargo identified as procedent from strathae or returning the plane or ship back to its registered point of exit.
This is all the government has declared concerning strathae, keep looking at us if you wanna have the best news as they happen! 24Nordjyske out
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Hannkkara's brand new Skyscarper finally inagurated
Today an event held in the center of Hannkkara attracted the attenttion of many people as the Himnaríki hlið or Heavens Gate Tower finally opened after 11 years since the start of its construction.
The 456 meters tall obelisk shaped tower is based on the ancient Mennrimian myth of a tall stone obelisk that guards the entrance of heaven and will only be revealed to the worthy, hence its name.The tower built by Norðurverk inc, is a green project that gets 80% of its energy and produces 20% within its own complex, The massive glass tower also has an interior garden spanning 3 floors.
This new sky scarper is expected to become a new Mennrimian landmark and a great adittion to the Hannkkaran Skyline.
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The Mennrimian Speed Rail Delayed again?
The on construction high spees rail line that will connect the capital city of Hannkkara with the city of Bergen has anounced another 2 year delay.
The new line that will be operated by the Mennrímiæk ríkissamgöngur that has been on building for years and whos inauguration was scheduled for next year has announced a two year delay as problems with the connection of the line between the mainland and the island on which Bergen is situated have apeared.The Mennrimiak people just waits and hopes the service is useful as it has taken 20 million euros off the national budget for its construction
Velaro model trains expected to run on the line
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Opinber tilkynning hins virðulega konunglega ríkisstjórnar Manræmiak
Official Communicate of the Honourable Royal Government of MennrimiakToday the we have decided to use this method of communication to express our concern to the recent spanish announcement of descition to seize by force any ship that refuses to pay their imposed taxes on the strait of Gibraltar and Adventuranza, two of the most important waterways of europe that efectively connect all of europe from north to south, and their claim to the entirety of the straits efectively leaving the new EU Country of the Republic of Yosai.
The United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak insist to the Government of @Spain to step back from its violent measures and from the occupation of Yosaian Waters, If the Government of Spain descides not to step back the Kingdom of Mennrimiak might seen itself obligated to cut diplomatic ties with the Kingdom of Spain and its exit from the treaty among both nations. -
Opinber tilkynning hins virðulega konunglega ríkisstjórnar Manræmiak
Official Communicate of the Honourable Royal Government of MennrimiakToday we have been informed that the spanish have decided to pause our agreement and have started to pull their military forces from their established base on Mennrimiak
To this the Government of Mennrimiak has decided to send an ultimatum, all Spanish armed forces must leave within a week if they fail to comply they will be arrested for possesion of military grade weapons not registered in the kingdom of Mennrimiak -
After a month of election preparations and other matters the Mennrimian Election Commission has revealed that the winner of the voting and new European Councillor for Mennrimiak is:
Ville Niinistö
Yes that is right, the candidate for Premier Commissioner has won the confidence of the Mernnrimians and will now be representing us in the European Council
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Good Bye Spain!
Yesterday the Ministry of National Defense announced its intention of closing the Spanish Military base that has been the center of some disputes, The MND said that the spanish base is a threat to Mennrimian sovereingty as the governments of both countries have diferent views that could in the future be bigger, the Minister of Defense then urged the national government to close the base and renegotiate the terms of the treaty that established the base.
Today in an emergency parliament session the MPs voted to freeze the treaty with spain and remove the base, the vote passed with an 80% of aproval,
its biggest supporters being the National party and the Comunist party, The Progressive conservative party that holds the mayority although divided voted on favor of the removal,
The Prime Minister adressed the matter in a press conference an hour later and declared the vote a step back on the betterment of relations with the Kingdom Of Spain, then urged the MFA (Ministry of Foreign Affairs) to contact the spanish authorities to prepare the closing of the base and to renegotiate the terms of the treaty
Building of the Ministry of National Defense
Parliament of Mennrimiak
