EuroVoice 45: Saint Dominico
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Coming in at 11th with 43 points...
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The Conch Kingdom's People's Choir!
What a crushing outcome for the great people of the Conch Kingdom, who don't even go here. Thankfully, they won't have known that this happened.
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We have our first upset of the night. This result received two 12 points, yet finished in 10th place. With 44 points...
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Klingande, Solar State and Sam Gray of Spain!
Didn't see that coming to be honest, but you know, competition was tough this time.
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Flopping in 9th place with 45 points...
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Minami of Yosai!
Now she's gonna be "Crying for Rain" for real.
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Now we're finally getting somewhere. In 8th place with 48 points...
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Shinedown of the United Duchies!
While Shinedown did not win tonight, they brought an important message in "A Symptom Of Being Human". I wouldn't know, because I'm perfect, but it was probably relatable for most other people. Some people definitely have more symptoms than others, which is all I will say. I won't name names - ok fine, since you insist, but probably very relatable for Icholasen.
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Coming in the middle of the pack with 55 points and in 7th place...
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Desconcertuna of Portugal!
While our best friends from Portugal finished in the middle, they were anything but mid. We love you, Desconcertuna!
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Now in 6th place, jumping up with 63 points...
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Dixon Dallas of Inquista!
Damn, that boy good lookin'. Sometimes having a round bussy is enough, but other times, you need more than just a round bussy to ride to victory. Nevertheless, an inspirational message from Dallas that is sure to change the world.
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In 5th place with 73 points...
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Severina of Red Croatia!
She should also be known as Serverina after tonight, because she served in that performance. Red Croatia will also be known as Robbed Croatia, because this was a STEAL. STOP THE COUNT! I will see you all on January 6th.
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In 4th place, edging the top 3, with 80 points...
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TTRRUUCES of Istkalen!
RROOBBED!
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Ok now we're reaching our grand crescendo. The top 3!
In 3rd place, with 84 points...
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Weyes Blood of Elthize!
Well, at least she didn't actually get murdered, but she did kill that performance. Thanks for the bop, queen.
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Ok so here we are. Look at us. The top 2. The stakes are high. I'm sure the tension is there after what, how many months? SH! Silence. Time is a construct. The point is though people need to shut up , have sole patience and respect dylantes life. You don't seem to care about dylante having a life. It's quite insulting really. #RespectDylante
So our top 2 are Chérine of Ineland and Maria and Margot Helling representing the Nicoleizian Joint Eurovoice Team, also known as Icholasen. Countries starting with the letter I stay winning in EuroVoice, truly.
So who do we think shall win? Make your bets now. No, really, make your bets now because I am about to announce the winner.
The winner of EuroVoice 45...
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With 95 points...
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And taking home the victory...
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Chérine of Ineland!
Wooo, congrats girl! You are the winner of EuroVoice 45! Congratulations to you and your country, Ineland. You did it!
Shout out to Maria and Margot Helling who finished in 2nd place with 92 points - just 3 points behind our winner! You two queens made Icholasen proud.
Well, there we have it. We did it, we did it Joe.
Here are the full results:
