KC: Our last stop is Saint Regina, in the island of Icholasen! And the gorgeous Françoise Hardy is there to tell us how the Nicoleizian votes look like. Bonsoir Saint Regina!

FH: ¡Buenas noches Málaga! ¡Buenas noches España! Bonsoir Europe! This is the Nicoleizian Joint EuroVoice Team calling from Saint Regina. Kelly, Luis, you have been such excellent hosts, congratulations for proving your great skills! They should get you two to do it again, you are massively funny and entertaining to watch. Thanks a lot. Now, you might be able to see what our points from 1 to 10 look like...

1 - Mishar
2 - Fremet
3 - Conch Kingdom
4 - Inquista
5 - Red Croatia
6 - Spain
7 - California
8 - Portugal
10 - United Duchies

KC: Thank you, Françoise. (The crowd cheers, the noise increases...) So, if Elthize gets the 12 points, it's theirs! But if they do not, then the victory will go to Red Croatia... Please, tell us, who are your 12 points for?

FH: Let's do this. The Nicoleizian 12 points... go to... (Silence) ISTKALEN!!!

LM: Istkalen, twelve points! ¡Istkalen, doce puntos!

LM & KC: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!! RED CROATIA WINS THE 46TH EDITION OF THE EUROVOICE SONG CONTEST!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS LEPA!!!

(The crowd cheers massively)

FINAL RESULTS

KC: And with that, the 2024 season of the EuroVoice Song Contest comes to an end. We will return in 2025, in Red Croatia, with a new edition really soon. And while Lepa Brena gets ready, Luis, it has been such a wonderful evening. Thank you very much for being my partner in crime on this one, a night that I am convinced neither you and I will ever forget.

LM: Oh, Kelly, this has been a hell of a ride... I will always be thankful to you for this awesome evening. And also a massive thank you to the millions of fans around the world that follow EuroVoice: we do this for you, and we hope that you have had the same fun we both have had tonight. Now, with Lepa Brena and her winning song Boliš I Ne Prolaziš we say goodbye!

KC & LM: On behalf of Radiotelevisión Española and the EUBC, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY 2025... AND GOOD NIGHT FROM MÁLAGA!!!

(Lepa Brena performs her winning song, Boliš I Ne Prolaziš. After that, the EUBC intro plays. Broadcast ends)

The EuroVoice Song Contest ends here

OOC: This is the scoreboard with all the puctuations given. Thank you very much for participating!

Number Nation Artist Song 1 Inquista Addison Rae Diet Pepsi 2 Elthize Bleachers Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call 3 Portugal Grupo Zúmbale Primo El Burrito Sabanero 4 California DJ Krizis & 2Pac California Love 5 Red Croatia Lepa Brena Boliš I Ne Prolaziš 6 Mishar TEYA and SALENA Ho Ho Ho 7 Spain David Bisbal Todo Es Posible en Navidad 8 Fremet Anne Grete Preus Når himmelen faller ned 9 Reitzmag Boygenius, Ye Vagabonds The Parting Glass 10 United Duchies The Killers Don't Shoot Me Santa 11 Istkalen Choir of the "Arian Apostolic Church" Ever Burn 12 Conch Kingdom Franz Ferdinand Take Me Out 13 Nicoleizian Joint Team Shirin David Bauch Beine Po

EuroVoice 46 voting is now OPEN and will close on the 24th December, 2024, 23:59 GMT. The EUBC and RTVE wish good luck to all the contestants!

Check the Official EuroVoice 46 playlist here!

OOC: Please send your votes to Spain and Rottrová updates Kosovo on Discord

Statement on UEFA response
We are dissapointed that UEFA is shutting down proposals to work with other football associations to deal with hooliganism and bad fan behaviour. We would like them to clarify what can be done to deal with the issue as there is still far too much bad fan behaviour. We will not however be discontuing the fan reports, usage of stadium cameras and security footage within stadiums nor will we be toning down the penalties and plans for travel bans for the most serious offenders nor the sharing of data with UEFA and national associations or law enforcement about individuals likely to cause problems. We believe UEFA is getting in the way of properly tackling hooliganism, racism, sexism , transphobia and homophobia by their constant interference.

We hope when issues occur that the blame will be placed where it belongs on UEFA and not football associations trying their best to reduce incidents to as close to zero as possible and trying to create a safe atmosphere and environment at the stadiums and in our cities for all fans.

Statement on DFA, FA and CFA Anti-Hooliganism Regulations

The Union of European Football Associations takes note of the plans unveiled by the Duchian Football Association, the Fooball Association and the Californian Football Association, allowing private investigators to enter stadiums in order to supervise fans' behaviour and monitor for incidents. In our previous statement, we warned the Duchian Football Association about the consequences of said plans if applied. In addition, we stated that spying on fans and hidden investigators in our competitions would not be welcomed. The new announcement made by the three mentioned federations is an attack towards the guidelines set by UEFA on this matter.

Furthermore, the Union of European Football Associations is concerned about the possible bans that may be applied on foreign fans by Duchain authorities, restricting their right to support their national team. UEFA would like to remind its complete compromise with the fight against racism, sexism and violent attitudes inside and outside the pitch, yet it does not deem appropiate that the United Duchies' Football Association acts as a sort of international judge, interfering with other nations' legal jurisdiction. It is also unclear to us if the proposed ban for Duchian nationals, being subject to not being able to leave their country again, contradicts the right to Freedom of Movement recognised by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

The Union of Football Associations will study legal actions against these plans if they are not withdrawn.

Day 2: Matches and Standings

Group A

Anastocopala - United Duchies: 2-0 Icholasen - Inimicus: 0-2

Group B

Spain - North Diessen: 0-0 UNSR - Hellas: 0-1

Group C

Leagio - Fremet: 2-0 Brickston - Inquista: 1-2

Group D

Duxburian Union - Wimaland: 2-1 California - Vayinaod: 2-0

Group E

Mishar - Montenbourg: 0-1 Angleter - Federal Rep. of Icholasen: 1-2

Group F

Yosai - Istkalen: 2-0 Czech Slavia - Holy See: 1-0

Group G

Red Croatia - Reitzmag: 1-0 Svarna Surya - Sertia: 3-2

Group H

Europolis - Nofoaga: 2-0 Ineland - Elthize: 1-1 Standings

Colour Key:
Green - Qualified for Eurocup

Group A

P W D L F A GD Pts Anastocopala 2 1 1 0 2 0 +2 4 Inimicus 2 1 1 0 2 0 +2 4 United Duchies 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3 Icholasen 2 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0

Group B

P W D L F A GD Pts Spain 2 1 1 0 3 0 +3 4 North Diessen 2 1 1 0 2 0 +2 4 Hellas 2 1 0 1 1 3 -2 3 UNSR 2 0 0 2 0 3 -3 0

Group C

P W D L F A GD Pts Inquista 2 1 1 0 3 1 +2 4 Leagio 2 1 1 0 3 1 +2 4 Brickston 2 1 0 1 3 2 +1 3 Fremet 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0

Group D

P W D L F A GD Pts Duxburian Union 2 2 0 0 6 2 +4 6 Wimaland 2 1 0 1 3 1 +2 3 California 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3 Vayinaod 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0

Group E

P W D L F A GD Pts Federal Rep. of Icholasen 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4 Angleter 2 1 0 1 4 3 +1 3 Montenbourg 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3 Mishar 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1

Group F

P W D L F A GD Pts Czech Slavia 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6 Yosai 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6 Holy See 2 0 0 2 0 2 -2 0 Istkalen 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0

Group G

P W D L F A GD Pts Red Croatia 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 Reitzmag 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3 Sertia 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3 Svarna Surya 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3

Group H

P W D L F A GD Pts Europolis 2 1 1 0 3 1 +2 4 Ineland 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2 Elthize 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2 Nofoaga 2 0 1 1 0 2 -2 1

Ok so here we are. Look at us. The top 2. The stakes are high. I'm sure the tension is there after what, how many months? SH! Silence. Time is a construct. The point is though people need to shut up , have sole patience and respect dylantes life. You don't seem to care about dylante having a life. It's quite insulting really. #RespectDylante

So our top 2 are Chérine of Ineland and Maria and Margot Helling representing the Nicoleizian Joint Eurovoice Team, also known as Icholasen. Countries starting with the letter I stay winning in EuroVoice, truly.

So who do we think shall win? Make your bets now. No, really, make your bets now because I am about to announce the winner.

The winner of EuroVoice 45...

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With 95 points...

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And taking home the victory...

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Is...

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Chérine of Ineland!

Wooo, congrats girl! You are the winner of EuroVoice 45! Congratulations to you and your country, Ineland. You did it!

Shout out to Maria and Margot Helling who finished in 2nd place with 92 points - just 3 points behind our winner! You two queens made Icholasen proud.

Well, there we have it. We did it, we did it Joe.

Here are the full results:
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The caravan carrying the Spanish king and queen pulled up the Balmoral driveway. As the car opened, the Scottish Royal Dragoons started playing La Marcha Real. William and Katherine greeted them with great warmth.

"Bienvenidos a Balmoral! We figured the privacy here is more advantageous," William said to Felipe. "Plus, we are hoping you wouldaccompany us to Dublin Castle."

MM: Let's not delay any further and get straight to our final result, shall we? I mean, we're used to waiting six months for EV results but a woman like me just doesn't have time for that. I have bills to pay! Let's hear from the United Duchies, who are deciding the entire fate of Europe tonight!

Lenny Henry: Hello Inquista! Hello Europe. I'm calling from the United Duchies with our results.

MM: Glad to hear it, Lenny. What have the people of the United Duchies decided?

Lenny Henry: The Duchian public have been eagerly voting. We have decided to give our 8 points to... Inquista. We give our 10 points to... Spain! We give our 12 points to... REITZMAG!

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MM: And there we have it, everyone! Thank you the United Duchies, and thank you Lenny!

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MM: It's official! Nancy Ajram has won EuroVoice 44: Showtime! Nancy's victory means back-to-back victories for Inquistan artists. This is the retribution we deserve for that nearly 3 year dry spell we had since 2020.

The Nicoleizian Joint Entry Team came in a close second, while our friends from the Conch Kingdom finished in third - the highest ever placement for them. Congrats on the Mishar Republic's debut finish in fifth place, and Portugal in sixth! We hope to see our friends from Portugal participate again. I have to admit, I did vote for them.

Well, so I guess this means we'll see you again in Saint Dominico sooner or later! Can't wait, my darlings. Hope you all had fun tonight and enjoyed this edition of EuroVoice. I had a lot of fun and I want to thank all the amazing artists and participating countries for putting on another strong edition of this contest that we all enjoy. Wishing you all lots of love until we see each other again.

We now invite Nancy Ajram to perform her song live for us one more time! Good night Europe. Kisses!

< Nancy performs Ah W Noss to a victorious home crowd >

[FINAL RESULTS SCORE SHEET]

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Top Ten Music Genres:
Country:Svarna Surya
1.Filmi (33.90%)
2.Indigenous Music/Local Music Genre (20.60%)
3.Classical(16.90%)
4.Pop(14.10%)
5.Rock(11.02%)
6.Rap(2.10%)
7.Reggae(0.50%)
8.R&B(0.35%)
9.Jazz(0.12%)
10.Other

Final EuroVoice 43 Score

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Nation: The Unied Kingdom
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Premiership Rugby
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All-Ireland League
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