Football season 2021-2022
Duchies Super League
Western Conference Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Castcon Knights 30 13 12 5 49 35 +14 51
2 Sporting Wuppertel 30 14 8 8 46 34 +12 50
3 Hamborg United 30 14 5 11 44 39 +5 47
4 Dusiden FC 30 13 7 10 52 43 +9 46
5 Castcon Rooks 30 12 8 10 37 31 +6 44
6 Munster City 30 14 2 14 39 43 −4 44
7 AFC Dournewater 30 13 4 13 41 45 −4 43
8 FleetpoolTown 30 10 12 8 42 33 +9 42
9 FC Kiel 30 12 6 12 34 34 0 42
10 AFC Hague 30 12 6 12 37 41 −4 42
11 Westseaxna Forgers 30 11 8 11 44 38 +6 41
12 Hague City 30 9 12 9 34 42 −8 39
13 Little Bohn FC 30 10 6 14 41 45 −4 36
14 Saaleburg United 30 9 8 13 39 51 −12 35
15 Gunners FC 30 8 10 12 35 43 −8 34
16 Hamborg FC 30 4 10 16 25 42 −17 22

Central Conference Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Roscoes FC 30 14 7 9 43 30 +13 49
2 Southamwic FC 30 14 7 9 53 45 +8 49
3 MG Arthuria 30 13 9 8 57 44 +13 48
4 Derventio Rams 30 13 9 8 42 29 +13 48
5 Goudadam Abbotts 30 13 8 9 39 35 +4 47
6 Goudadam FC 30 12 10 8 49 41 +8 46
7 Leeds United 30 12 10 8 38 36 +2 46
8 Brightemston FC 30 13 4 13 43 42 +1 43
9 Arandale FC 30 12 6 12 36 44 −8 42
10 Stoc Potters FC 30 10 9 11 46 57 −11 39
11 Cair Para Crowns 30 10 6 14 41 54 −13 36
12 Snotingaham Forest 30 9 8 13 42 42 0 35
13 Cair Para United 30 9 8 13 28 32 −4 35
14 Couentre City 30 8 11 11 28 36 −8 35
15 Vale Athletic 30 7 9 14 33 42 −9 30
16 Oxbridge FC 30 7 7 16 43 52 −9 28

Eastern conference Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 AFC Yorvik 30 17 8 5 53 30 +23 59
2 AFC Albion 30 16 5 9 46 33 +13 53
3 Porterdam Astros FC 30 15 4 11 46 41 +5 49
4 Baltia City 30 15 3 12 40 36 +4 48
5 Lierpul United 30 13 7 10 38 34 +4 46
6 AFC Gronhem 30 13 7 10 39 36 +3 46
7 Albion United 30 13 6 11 43 41 +2 45
8 Ostend FC 30 12 7 11 40 27 +13 43
9 Abona FC 30 11 10 9 43 42 +1 43
10 Athletic Anastasia 30 12 6 12 42 44 −2 42
11 Eindtrent FC 30 9 9 12 34 42 −8 36
12 Baltia Mariners 30 10 5 15 38 47 −9 35
13 Sporting Lichester 30 8 8 14 36 51 −15 32
14 Porterdam Dockers FC 30 7 10 13 37 50 −13 31
15 Club Sportif Anastasia 30 7 8 15 34 42 −8 29
16 Fentown Great Tits 30 8 5 17 30 43 −13 29

Duchies Cup Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Southamwic FC 10 6 2 2 15 6 +9 20
2 AFC Yorvik 10 5 3 2 12 8 +4 18
3 Castcon Knights 10 4 3 3 8 8 0 15
4 AFC Albion 10 2 4 4 10 15 −5 10
5 Roscoes FC 10 2 3 5 8 11 −3 9
6 Sporting Wuppertel 10 2 3 5 8 13 −5 9

Cricket T20:
Duchies Premier 20 Series
Duchies Blast Series Pld W D L PF PA PD Pts
1 Hamborg Bogenschütz 34 22 1 11 5185 5062 +123 67
2 Brummagem Bears 34 21 0 13 5244 5129 +115 63
3 Hague Storkers 34 20 1 13 4946 4921 +25 61
4 Derventio Falcons 34 19 0 15 5185 5043 +142 57
5 Porterdam Bargers 34 19 0 15 4948 4956 −8 57
6 Oxbridge Hippocampis 34 19 0 15 4990 5118 −128 57
7 Goudadam Knights 34 18 0 16 4956 5003 −47 54
8 Snotingaham Outlaws 34 17 1 16 4961 4807 +154 52
9 South Hawks 34 17 1 16 4892 4838 +54 52
10 Doornewater Catapaults 34 17 0 17 4966 5019 −53 51
11 Brighthemston Sharks 34 17 0 17 5017 5175 −158 51
12 Flusselgort Zwillinge 34 16 0 18 5163 4956 +207 48
13 Arthurian Rooks 34 15 1 18 5052 5059 −7 46
14 Fentown Tits 34 15 0 19 4933 5155 −222 45
15 Cair Para Lions 34 14 1 19 4960 4934 +26 43
16 Arrynfort Roses 34 14 1 19 5147 5166 −19 43
17 Wulfsberg Wolves 34 11 1 22 4900 4968 −68 34
18 Aranvale Angels 34 11 0 23 4781 4917 −136 33

Edinburgh

This concert is Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake played by L'Orchestre Symphonique de Montreal led by Charles Dutoit.

The myths of our land 2
The stairs in the forests
In many forests of our nation, ladders appear in completely random locations, with no reason or evidence of human action, the scary thing about ladders is the fact that ladders change location randomly but always staying within the forests many scientists, researchers and even leaders religious people tried to justify their existence but unfortunately failed.
Many religious leaders believe that these stairs are gateways to many different mythologies and religions and even cite ancient legends where the Isle of Aether was known as the center of all the gods with evidence such as the tale of the meeting of Zeus and Odin, The Fight of the Archangel Azaziel against Mars and many other tales.

Image of one of the most famous stair in the country the stair of hell which has moved 9 times over date of the photo. Photo taken on (30/08/2022)
The important thing to be aware of is that the stairs cause deep depression in anyone who tries to climb them, with idividuals returning to the nearest forest to commit the act. Many psychoanalysts and neurologists have tried to explain the events but to no avail, with religious leaders claiming that humans are not worthy of climbing such stairs.
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Photo taken from stair In the Chiara National Park.
The Aetherian government has passed legislation stating that the government does not accept responsibility for the death of any individual due to stairs.
All forest rangers warn and inform people about the stairs and although the myth is respected in the country from time to time an individual's body always appears in the forests.
Document made by the ministry of Aetherean Culture and History. The ministry guarantees to all that the evidence shown or written is real and true.

BW: Arena, are you ready to find out if they have won?

The arena cheered and shouted "Yeeeees!", with Betty and Freddy smiling.

BW: The next country to vote is Czech Slavia, who seem to be experts in deciding song contest winners. They will not close the voting this time after a few editions, but will they decide the winner again? Good evening Prague!

AS: Good evening Trondheim! We, the Czech jury have indeed the power to decide the winner, as we did in EuroVoice 40. These are the lower points the Czech music experts have awarded, and now, the moment all the fans are waiting for... The Czech twelve points... go... to... INELAND, CONGRATULATIONS!!

BW: Ineland, twelve points! L'Inelande, douze points! Thanks Czech Slavia!

FL & BW: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 42th EuroVoice Song Contest is INELAND!!!!

The arena erupted in loud applause and cheers as the winner was announced.

FL: In their debut, Ineland has managed to secure their first victory ever in the contest. However, this is not the end of the voting, as one country still needs to deliver its votes. And that country is Fremet. Ladies and gentlemen, we are calling Betty White live from this arena in Trondheim! Good evening, Betty!

The arena atmosphere is unique and incredible, with huge cheering everywhere.

BW: Good evening Europe, hello Freddie! This is Fremet calling. Our twelve points go to... ELTHIZE! Good night!

FL: Elthize, twelve points! L'Elthize, douze points! Thanks Betty!

BW: Ladies and gentlemen, the voting is now over, with Ineland being the winner of this contest. While Clara and her team prepare for their final performance, these are the final results:

Clara arrives to the stage, and is given the winner trophy by Queen Latifah.

FL: Sadly for all of us, this puts an end to the show. But the EuroVoice Song Contest will be back soon, and when it is time, you will not believe time has passed so quickly.

BW: This is all from us tonight. We hope that you have enjoyed this show, and thank you very much for being there once more. But before we go, please welcome to the stage the winner of the 42th EuroVoice Song Contest, Clara Luciani from Ineland! Good night and we will see you all in Ineland for EuroVoice 43!

Clara Luciani performs her winning song, Le Reste. After her performance, the EuroVoice intro theme plays and the broadcast ends.

EUROVOICE 42 SCOREBOARD

Organisation name:Duchies Arts and Heritage Fund
Services:Provides funding allocations to regional , city and national museums trusts from a mix of culture funding from Duchies and EU funds. We will work to provide the funding in a way to help the small museums and cultural arts engagement sector such as local arts organisations, councils and authorities develop and level up the regions making sure provision for heritage and arts is available across the United Duchies.We also distribute funding for statues as well as international dance and cultural shows to showcase the heritage and values of our societies and local towns and cities.
Amount requested (in euros):80 million Euros.

organisation name:Humanity Games
Services:Makes games that educate around social issues with the aim of entertaining while raising awareness of issues to create a more humanitarian and kind society. We work to combine the work of independent game developers under one umbrella working with artists from around Europe.
Amount requested (in euros):20 million euros

Alright my lovely cherubs, the submissions are in! We have a delightful buffet of participants spread forth for your consumption! Voting begins now and ends 25 May 2022 at 2359 GMT.

May the best win.

Nation Song Artist Inquista Treat Me Chlöe Nofoaga Don't Patrick Starrr Spain Run Becky Hill ft. Galantis Reitzmag 热爱105°C的你 (Super Idol) Tian Yiming (田一名) Yosai As you like it Eve United Kingdom Levitating Dua Lipa Ineland Le reste Clara Luciani United Duchies Banging in the Nails The Tiger Lilies Elthize The Last Man on Earth Wolf Alice Istkalen Lent Autoheart Brickston Lieblingsmensch Namika Icholasen (Joint) Coffee Supersister Czech Slavia Marioneta Tichá Dohoda Fremet You're My Home Billy Joel

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The official playlist can be found here.

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Second Pan-European Festival of Czech Culture organized by the Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia

As a anniversary of one of the most important events in the modern history of the Czech nation , the birthday of the Great Leader, comrade President for Life Albína Reiserová, approaches the Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia decided to again provide the fans of the Czech culture to partake in celebrating this important event and have a chance to win two weeks of holiday in Czech Slavia with a chance to meet comrade President for Life herself!

The rules remain the same as in the previous year. Devoted fans of Czech culture are invited to register a festival of Czech culture with the Ministry and organize this festival in their countries. On these national festivals of Czech culture a competition is to be held giving the attendees a chance to create their own work of art. These works of art can be in a form of paintings or poems in Czech style. Organizers of the festival will pick one to ten of the best submitted pieces and send them to the Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia, where one winner from each state will be picked. Winners will be awarded a two week holidays in Czech Slavia and with a meeting with comrade President for Life Reiserová. In case of successfully organized festival, the organizers can turn to the Ministry of Culture to cover their expanses. The Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia reserves the power to reject any submissions that do not satisfy the values of Czech culture. Fans of Czech culture of all ages and backgrounds have a chance to take part in the competition! Not all submissions from one country have to be submitted at the same time. All works have to be submitted until August 1, 2022 (including August 1, 2022)

Submission form

Country of origin:
Name of the author:
Gender of the author:
Age of the author:
Name of the art piece:
The art piece:

2021-2022 Results
Football
Clan 1ú Sraith Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Anndrasdan AFC 38 22 4 12 55 40 +15 70
2 Sgot AFC 38 19 6 13 51 37 +14 63
3 Risteárd AFC 38 18 8 12 47 41 +6 62
4 Ciogach AFC 38 15 14 9 63 51 +12 59
5 Fionnan AFC 38 17 8 13 46 39 +7 59
6 Findlay AFC 38 17 8 13 55 50 +5 59
7 Dugald AFC 38 16 11 11 52 48 +4 59
8 MacCionmalain AFC 38 17 7 14 46 53 −7 58
9 Erwing AFC 38 15 9 14 48 40 +8 54
10 Blàrach AFC 38 14 10 14 61 63 −2 52
11 Fechín AFC 38 14 10 14 45 53 −8 52
12 MacLucais AFC 38 14 7 17 58 54 +4 49
13 Kyran AFC 38 13 9 16 63 59 +4 48
14 Durbar AFC 38 12 12 14 47 55 −8 48
15 Gus AFC 38 13 7 18 45 56 −11 46
16 Anrai AFC 38 11 12 15 48 56 −8 45
17 MacCarmaig AFC 38 11 11 16 43 54 −11 44
18 MacLoganach AFC 38 10 12 16 45 47 −2 42
19 MacCamran AFC 38 8 15 15 40 49 −9 39
20 MacRisnidh AFC 38 10 8 20 43 56 −13 38

Rules: No players from outside of Clan , Standard wage of 100,000 Copars or €143,000 per year for players

Sraith na Cathrach
Sraith na Cathrach Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Glaslog Dé Sathairn 14 10 1 3 32 18 +14 31
2 Glaslog Thiar 14 7 2 5 14 18 −4 23
3 Sruighlea Cathair 14 7 1 6 22 21 +1 22
4 Dungael Fraoch 14 5 5 4 19 15 +4 20
5 Dungael AFC 14 5 4 5 20 22 −2 19
6 Glaslog Lúthchleas 14 4 4 6 14 15 −1 16
7 Dungael Aontaithe 14 4 2 8 19 24 −5 14
8 Béildon Aontas 14 3 3 8 18 25 −7 12

Transfer cap:125,000,000 Copar net over 5 years(€178,750,000)
Standard Wage:100,000 Copars per year(143,000 Euros per year with 6 star player slots player Cap 2 million Copars Per Year (€2,860,000 Per year) this may change in countries with higher costs of living to take into account extra cost of living.
Field must be 50% Strathaen

Gael Games 2022

Place Team Gold Silver Bronze Points 1st MacMhaoilein 15 3 9 93 2nd MacCarmaig 9 6 5 68 3rd Druimeineach 8 5 7 62 4th Seòras 7 5 3 53 5th McGutraidh 6 3 13 52

Day 3: Matches and Standings

League A
Group 1

Spain - Mennrimiak: 0-3 Leagio - Czech Slavia: 1-0

Group 2

Nofoaga - UNSR: 2-1 Reitzmag - Fremet: 0-3

League B
Group 1

Inquista - United Kingdom: 0-2 Duxburian Union - Vayinaod: 0-3

Group 2

Angleter - United Duchies: 1-2 Red Croatia - Istkalen: 1-1

League C
Group 1

Holy See - Ineland: 3-0 North Diessen - Ruthund: 1-1

Group 2

Europolis - Inimicus: 1-1 Free Icholasen - Pravoslaviya: 0-0

League D
Group 1

Kaitsja - Gania: 0-1 Lusitania & Vettonia - Gadalland & Aspern: 1-2

Group 2

Yosai - Montenbourg: 1-1 Brickston - Strathae: 0-3 Standings

Colour Key:
Green - Qualified for Eurocup and Final Four (only League A) / Promotion
Blue - Qualified for the Final Four
Red - Relegation

League A
Group 1

P W D L F A GD Pts Spain 3 2 0 1 5 4 +1 6 Leagio 3 2 0 1 2 2 0 6 Mennrimiak 3 1 0 2 3 3 0 3 Czech Slavia 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 3

Group 2

P W D L F A GD Pts Nofoaga 3 2 1 0 5 3 +2 7 Fremet 3 1 1 1 5 +2 -1 4 UNSR 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3 Reitzmag 3 1 0 2 1 4 -3 3

League B:
Group 1

P W D L F A GD Pts Vayinaod 3 3 0 0 6 1 +5 9 United Kingdom 3 2 0 1 6 3 +3 6 Duxburian Union 3 1 0 2 3 6 -3 3 Inquista 3 0 0 3 0 5 -5 0

Group 2

P W D L F A GD Pts United Duchies 3 2 0 1 3 2 +1 6 Red Croatia 3 1 2 0 3 2 +1 5 Istkalen 3 1 1 1 3 2 +1 4 Angleter 3 0 1 2 2 5 -3 1

League C
Group 1

P W D L F A GD Pts Ruthund 3 1 2 0 3 1 +2 5 North Diessen 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4 Ineland 3 1 1 1 1 3 -2 4 Holy See 3 1 0 2 5 5 0 3

Group 2

P W D L F A GD Pts Europolis 3 2 1 0 3 1 +2 7 Inimicus 3 1 2 0 4 3 +1 5 Pravoslaviya 3 0 2 1 1 2 -1 2 Free Icholasen 3 0 1 2 1 3 -2 1

League D:
Group 1

P W D L F A GD Pts Gania 3 3 0 0 4 1 +3 9 Gadalland & Aspern 3 1 1 1 2 2 0 4 Kaitsja 3 0 2 1 0 1 -1 2 Lusitania & Vettonia 3 0 1 2 2 4 -2 1

Group 2

P W D L F A GD Pts Strathae 3 3 0 0 7 1 +6 9 Brickston 3 1 1 1 3 5 -2 4 Montenbourg 3 0 2 1 3 4 -1 2 Yosai 3 0 1 2 2 5 -3 1

Statement

The Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) has received the candidacies from the Kingdom of Mennrimiak and the United Duchies to hold the Nations League finals. The UEFA's provisional committee will now debate on whether what bidding is best suited for hosting such an event in their country.

UEFA would also like to confirm it has received the United Kingdom's bidding to host the 2022 World Cup, this being the only candidacy registered as of today. We encourage other countries that might be interested on hosting this event to register their bids to the UEFA as soon as possible.

Luis Rubiales
UEFA President

Four Form System of Ruthenish

Ruthenish has what in linguistics is known as a four-form system. This means there isn't one word for “yes” or “no” (known as the two form system) but two words for yes or no depending on the context of the question asked. The four-form system is found in other languages such as Early Modern English (yes/yea and no/nay) as well as Romanian.

In Ruthenish, the 4 interjections to confirm or negate something are: ho/ei (yes), nu/tho (no). Which interjection to use heavily depends on how the question is being asked. When someone is asking a basic question for example “Would you like some ice cream?”, you would either answer “ho” or “nu”. However, if someone was asking a question in a way that was either asking for your opinion or whether they agree with something the correct way to respond would either be “ei” or “tho”. For example “Isn’t Elden Ring the best souls game to date?” or “You are coming to the party, aren’t you?” These questions are asking whether we agree with what that person said and the response ‘ei’ would mean “Yeah, I agree with what you said/exactly”. On the contrary, ‘tho’ would mean “Actually, the opposite is true/ I disagree with that statement”.

Ruthenish also makes use of echoing in some contexts. Echoing is when instead of saying yes or no to a question, the person instead uses the affirmative or negative of the verb within the question. For example: “Bohes n’Kazmurbirhai?” (“Do you live in Kazmurbirhaz?”) would prompt “Bohja” or “I live”. However, this way of answering questions is less common than using the four-form system and is mostly used in the Hukonian dialects of Ruthenish.

Organisation/Denomination: Nofoagan Methodist Church
Religion: Christianity
Area served: the Caribbean
Nation: Nofoaga

Contest Scoreboard

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Called the Palace of the Bricks, this is the seat of the national executive power; here the president works with his advisors.
This palace is also the center of meetings with the ministers of state, both when the council of minister or emergency is called, this palace that replaced the Flores palace; was built in 1880 being the first president to work it sir, Juan Galvino.

Church in the Park or Church in the Stands
Church in the Park , Church in the Square or Church in the Stands is our name for joint services conducted every 4 weeks usually in a park , stadium or an arena depending on the size of venue needed. The services happen monthly jointly organised by churches in a region or city. The services range in size from 20,000 capacity to over 90,000 being big events they cost money to organise so a small fee of from £5 is charged per attendee or £15 per family to cover costs of the service . Events typically last for at least 4 hours depending on the group organising the services. Its a great way for the ICS family to meet together and unite.The services are free for those on benefits or needing help with costs.

The Fremetians cheered, fighting back tears as Queen Latifah took the stage, dressed in the deep blue of the Fremetian flag.

"Thank you Europe! We are honoured by all of the votes we received from across the continent and look forward to seeing you all in Trondheim very soon!"

Name of Athletic Committee: Nofoaga Olympique (logo)
Country Represented: Nofoaga
3-letter Code: NOF
President: Mr. Jean Lallieux
Representative to the EGF Council: Mr. Gildas Bonaimé