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THE POLITICAL SEASON COMES TO AN END AFTER THE KING AND AGUILAR MEET IN MALLORCA

The King, during his vacations in the lovely island of Mallorca

His Majesty the King Felipe VI of Spain and the President of the Government, Jesús Aguilar, met yesterday in the King's summer holidays residence in Mallorca, the Palacio de Marivent. As usual, the King and the President spent more than 2 hours and a half speaking about several topics in the anniversary of King Juan Carlos' departure from Spain to Nofoaga, where he is residing now even after the volcanic eruption the Caribbean island suffered recently. This meeting marks the end of the political season and the start of the holidays for the political class until September, along with the Royal Family's holidays.

The President said the meeting was "productive and friendly, as it is always". He was also asked by King Juan Carlos, a question he decided to answer by avoiding the main purpose: "the current head of state, King Felipe VI, is committed with transparency and the Government will support the Monarchy until the very end. He represents a new era for this country, and so we will stand next to the institution. And about King Juan Carlos, we should respect his innocence presumption before anything is done. If there's something bad about what he has done, and the justice has, at the moment, said the opposite, our justice system will determine what to do."

After the meeting, Jesús Aguilar departed to Ibiza, where he will join his family on a beach and sun vacation in a exclusive beach of the island. He is expected to be joined by some foreign personalities, such as Mikaela Klienberg, according to some gossip magazines.

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WILDFIRE THREATENS IMPORTANT AND SPANISH FIR AREA IN ESTEPONA (MÁLAGA)

Firefighters have said the fire is a 'hungry monster' and 'extremely raging'

The summer had a last surprise for the people in the Costa del Sol, Málaga, Andalucía. After the very worrying wildfire in Galicia, Andalucía is the new home for general concern and broken hearts for the massive disaster a fire causes. At the moment, 3,600 hectares of land have burnt, and the fire is still out of control. This morning, the Junta de Andalucía and the Spanish Government have compromised to cooperate in order to put the fire off; which came before the Andalusian Government decided to raise the Alert level to 2, which implies that firefighters and means owned by the Government can now act (like the Unidad Militar de Emergencias or the BRIFs). The area has a high ecological value, as it's home to a huge number of Spanish firs, a Mediterranean tree unique in the World and heavily protected by the Government and local authorities.

Not all the news are positive this morning: a fireman from Almería died last night while fighting against the fire. He was 44 years old, and he had been part of the INFOCA (Andalucía's forests firefighters service) for six. The Copernicus satellite, which was activated yesterday to track the wildfire, has also sent a report this morning, which doesn't look very promising:

The wildfire has expanded considerably from yesterday, reaching another town's territory

Juanma Moreno, President of Andalucía, has said he will 'haunt those murderers' if the wildfire was man-made. There are several proofs that this could be true, as the fire started in 2 separate locations at the same time, with the weather being 'highly helpful' for wildfires to expand and grow rapidly. Nobody knows if the fire will be declared to be 'under control' during the weekend, but one thing is sure: if it's not declared on that status this weekend, the weather is going to help: rain is coming, once again, to the south of Spain after a sunny weather.

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AND AFTER THE ASMSA BOATS... GSSA GETS THEIRS

The new GSSA boats, already navigating the Strait of Gibraltar to control and enforce the tax's payment

Back in March, the Adventuranza Strait Maritime Security Agency (ASMSA) got their new Border Patrol boats, also used to protect the waters or enforce the tariffs' payment imposed in the Strait. Now, the Gibraltar Strait Security Agency has got their boats and they will accomplish the same functions, in a new attempt from the Spanish Government to prove they still 'have the power and the strength' to enforce their water borders as well as the tariffs imposed. And now, with the taxes more relaxed than ever before and going back to normal levels, the Spanish society has two questions that should be answered: Will the Straits' tax keep being benefitial for the Government's bank account? And more importantly, who had the idea to impose those taxes and why are they still in place if the ones that got the idea are gone?

The first question is easy to answer: Yes, they will keep being benefitial because Spain perfectly knows which countries they can 'challenge' to pay and which ones they cannot challenge. As long as Spain plays the game correctly and establishes strong military and political alliances (like the Treaty of Telum or the Treaty of Finisterre), they won't have problems with nations 'outside their treaties'. In fact, justifing the raise of taxes for some nations has been easy, which allowed the Minister Egea to 'hide the truth': As more discounts are done to nations, others will have to pay more.

But the second question is a bit more complicated to answer and can remain to be difficult for decades. We all know the Ottomans, those friendly neighbours (the only friendly ones along with Red Croatia we have got in years; unless you also consider Alkharya as a neighbour) proposed the Spanish Government to establish the taxes at Gibraltar and share the benefits, a thing that was done while the Ottomans were alive. But after the country's fall, Spain took over the waters as they did with Adventuranza, assuring the taxes would be kept even if the idea wasn't theirs. So, why do we keep them? It's just business after all, a profit for our bank account and another income for the Government. We make some exceptions to our allies and some regional powers in order to keep the tax undisputed, or that is what most of us think, and we tax those that cannot dispute us because of every secondary effect that action would have.

In the end, both the Adventuranza Strait Maritime Security Agency (ASMSA) and the Gibraltar Strait Security Agency (GSSA) are just Government-created organisms to keep the business rolling, as well as keeping the autonomous communities which are part of the areas happy. And these boats, ladies and gentlemen, are just part of the bussiness-keeping actions. Adapt yourself or die, said somebody; and the boats are part of the adaptation to avoid the business' death.

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AGUILAR URGES TUSK TO "CONTROL HIMSELF" WHEN IT COMES TO COUNCIL SESSIONS IN A PRIVATE MEETING

The Spanish President, Jesús Aguilar; and the Spanish Councillor and Council's Deputy Speaker, Donald Tusk

It is no surprise to anybody that Donald Tusk loves political clashes, something he proved as Chancellor of Germanium and he still proves it on the Council. When he makes a mess, he is sometimes called the uncorrectible: his apologies are indeed sincere to those that feel offended by his words (if they receive some sort of apology, something Tusk isn't frequent at). But if there is something the Spanish Councillor loves, those things are political clashes, sarcasm, social networks, long and amazing speeches and political dramas. Mostly always, he succeeds on getting away with murder when he does a polemical speech, but his last one is not going to be an easy one, as the Council is now debating some sort of punishment for the Deputy Speaker after using a vulgar Spanish expression.

As it is obvious, the Spanish population was divided in two halfs, which match the political spectrum that supports and hates the European Progressive Alliance's Chairman: those who don't support the Councillor neither voted for him say "he deserves a punishment that teaches him something about gender equality and avoids this from happening in the future", while his supporters defend him: "if a Spanish Councillor cannot use Spanish expressions, no matter how bad they sound or vulgar they are, maybe the European Union has a deep problem that should be looked into by the next Commission". As it is obvious, the political parties haven't waited for too long to pressure the Government or to make a war out of Tusk's words: on the one hand, Podemos asks for the Councillor's resignation; on the other, VOX directly asks for a ESPEXIT referendum.

Nonetheless, a new political actor has joined the match. The Spanish President, Jesús Aguilar, would have secretly met with the Spanish Councillor, EPA's Chairman and European Council Deputy Speaker, Donald Tusk, to talk about his latest polemic action in the Council. According to sources close to the President, he would have urged Tusk to 'control himself' when delivering a speech on behalf of Spain and 'think about what he is going to say before speaking'. Still, Aguilar is not thinking on recalling Tusk or forcing him to resign - that would mean losing the only power position that the Kingdom holds at the moment - something that isn't on the agenda. Whether if this conversation felt bad to Tusk, we will see it tomorrow. Will he change? That is a question only the honourable Deputy Speaker knows how to answer.

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SPAIN CELEBRATES ITS NATIONAL DAY

The Patrulla Águila, flying over Madrid this morning

The Kingdom of Spain celebrates its National Day, 529 years after Cristopher Columbus reached the Caribbean and then, the European Americas; after beginning a trip in the Andalusian city of Sanlúcar de Barrameda to discover a new route to trade with Asia. When he first arrived into America, he believed that he was in Asia, but it did not took long for the Spanish expedition to realise they were not: the explorers, with Colombus on the lead, had discovered a new continent. This happening marked the start of the Spanish Empire, remembered by those who have not studied history as 'one of the bloodiest' and always subject to revisionism; but also as 'the Empire which committed crimes and, at the same time, included the natives and imported libraries or universities to America'. Of course, everyone makes its own interpretation of history, but three things must be made clear: first, the Spanish didn't kill as many people as other empires; second, the Spanish committed awful crimes that should be condemned no matter what and thirdly, the natives joined the Spanish in many battles to end with other natives.

As every year, the capital of Spain hosted a military exhibition, to which the King, the Queen and Princess Sofia; along with the Spanish President and all the autonomical presidents with the exceptions of Alberto Núñez Feijóo (Galicia) and Emiliano García-Page (Castilla-La Mancha) attended. The Spanish Councillor, Donald Tusk, also attended to the parade and spoke for a long time with the President, a relationship that seems to be as it was before the secret meeting Euronews reported. His Majesty the King, Felipe VI, has president all the day events, such as the tribute to those that died for Spain or the whole military parade. Although this country would not be this country if there was no polemic about something: this time, the Patrulla Águila's first fly-over is being heavily inspected, as many people are commenting in social networks about the possible 'Republican flag' that popped in the sky as a result of it.

At the moment, the King and the Queen are hosting a banquet in the Palacio Real, where 2,000 people are expected to attend.

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DASTIS SAYS SPAIN 'WON'T BE LECTURED' BY THOSE WHO KILL CATS AND ARE TAKEN TO THE ECoJ UNDER SLAVERY SUSPICIONS

Alfonso Dastis, Minister for Foreign Affairs, European Union and Cooperation

The Spanish cabinet has met today as they do every Friday in order to discuss several new laws and initiatives that need to be approved and agreed there before taking them to the Parliament. The best of these meetings, that take place once a week except when the politicians are on holidays (usually the whole of August), is not the deliberation and the meeting itself, but the subsequent press conference to let the press know what they have been discussing about and getting to ask part of the cabinet (the spokeperson and up to 2 ministers, if you are a lucky journalist) about anything you want, apart from the obvious content of the cabinet meeting or Consejo de Ministros.

Today, the Minister for Foreign Affairs, European Union and Cooperation, Alfonso Dastis, was not going to be less than any of his colleagues and, by surprise, he joined the cabinet's spokeperson, Méndez de Vigo and the Minister for Culture and Sport, Soledad Cruz-Guzmán, on today's Press conference. Of course, he didn't get much to comment, but as soon as the questions arrived, the Minister (also known as the one that never shuts up) started his answer show, full of jokes but also firm statements that convince and warn many when asked not only about foreign policy, but also about local one.

Nonetheless, today's awarded country was no other than Strathae, which yesterday attacked not only Spain, but the United Duchies, to 'merely seeking for carbon neutrality' and lecturing both about what they should do. Of course, Dastis didn't shut up: "I am very pleased about somebody asking about Strathae. I will be very clear, Spain will not accept any lection from a country that has been taking to the ECoJ under slavery suspicions or that are devoted to killing cats because 'it's their culture'. Maybe if they didn't believe they are superior to the rest, they would have better relationships with the rest of the EU." Not everyone applauded this, but many citizens agree that Spain needs a "strong foreign policy" that doesn't let countries attack us easily. And it seems Alfonso Dastis thinks the same.

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THE INIMICAN FIRST FLEET ARRIVES TO ADVENTURANZA STRAIT

3 patrol boats, 3 corvettes, 4 frigates, 2 destroyers, 5 cruisers, 5 transport / auxiliar, 2 amphibious carriers, 3 helicarriers, 2 light air carriers, 2 standard air carriers, 2 supercarriers, incluiding the HIMS Artabanos and 5 maintenance and support ships; or to say it with less words, the 1st Inimican fleet. The Empire of Inimicus and the Kingdom of Spain have agreed the deployment of the 1st Inimican fleet to enforce the taxing on the Strait of Adventuranza, according to the Ministry for Overseas Territories and Missions and Straits and the Ministry of Defence. The Spanish Navy and the Adventuranza Strait Maritime Security Agency have also deployed ships to reinforce the tax even more now the Inimican help arrived.

Minister García-Egea has offered a summit to Yosai in order to handle the situation correctly: "I will travel to Yosai if they want to seat and negotiate with us, but we have some red lines that will not be crossed." Many foreign governments have expressed their concern about the measures that can be applied for tax avoidance, but García-Egea has said this is something that happens all around the European Union: "Reitzmag faces pirates on the Caspian Sea, the Kingdom of Mennrimiak does the very same to boats carrying drugs with our help." Still, he remarked once again that the "Spanish Government compromise is to a peaceful but taxed Strait of Adventuranza, with a 10NM waters recognition and a scheme that shares the benefits of the tax."

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AGUILAR AND THE KING ADDRESS THE ADVENTURANZA CRISIS

Sources from Zarzuela have stated the King has given the President his full support on this crisis

The situation has turned to be more tense than expected in the Strait of Adventuranza, after the Kingdom of Reitzmag confirmed the deployment of ships on the Spanish strait, accusing the Kingdom of Spain and the Empire of Inimicus of piracy and terrorism. Inimicus, which is one of Spain's allies on this crisis, has not taken a long time to answer these accusations from the Reitzmic Prime Minister, describing his behaviour as "rash and erratic". Meanwhile, in Europolis, a motion has been brought up to the European Council on the Status of the Strait of Adventuranza, a bill the Spanish Councillor is already working on along with the 1st Vice-President of the Government, Soraya Sáenz de Santamaría. According to sources from Moncloa, a huge majority of the Spanish Government is involved on the matter and will not rest until the President declares the crisis as over.

Jesús Aguilar and Felipe VI have both met this morning in the Palacio de la Zarzuela, where they have addressed the crisis. There is no public statement concerning the matter, but sources from Zarzuela say the King has given his whole support to whatever the Government does to protect national sovereignty. Nonetheless, this support has some boundaries; and the same sources have stated Felipe VI and the President are not willing to shoot or use weapons for a mass of water. The Spanish President, who recently travelled to Inquista and according to his agenda, had pending summits with Reitzmag, Montenbourg and Czech Slavia; seems to be focused on the matter and has summoned the press today in order to make the Spanish position clear.

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AGUILAR ADDRESSES THE NATION ON USUAL NEW YEAR'S EVE SPEECH

Good afternoon my dear compatriots,

I appear before you today to take stock of the year behind us, as has been my custom since I became President, and to set out my resolutions for the year to come. After my appearance two days ago in which I took stock of the commitments made by the Government of Spain in its electoral pacts and promises, it is now that, personally and objectively from my perspective as President, I assess what 2021 has been for all of us, not only individually, but as a society that has faced many challenges and that has always tried to be responsible and to stand shoulder to shoulder in times of difficulty. I do not want to begin the content of this speech without remembering the people of La Palma, affected by the volcanic eruption that they have had to suffer in their own flesh. The Government and the institutions of the Canary Islands are with you to help you in everything you need.

First of all, I would like to talk about our year from an international perspective, and take stock of it in a positive way. During the year, we have proven that we are able to respond to any threat and challenge that is put in front of us. I remember, at this moment, the volcanic eruption that our ally, Nofoaga, suffered this summer and the great efforts that the Spanish Army made to save as many lives as possible, and as many species as possible. Thanks to the great preparation of the Spanish military and the protocols established by the Ministry of Defence, we were able to meet and even exceed expectations. I still think of the victims of that catastrophe and how hard those days were, but Spain is there not only to protect the good people of the island, but also to help them rebuild their home. The Spanish military are doing all they can and more to make that reconstruction, as on La Palma, quick and safe.

It is also worth mentioning our closest allies, who fall under the new Telum Treaty and who have remained loyal to our country, as we have to them. The cooperation established with Inimicus, the Duxburian Union, Inquista and North Diessen, which was reaffirmed in this new treaty that we all signed a few weeks ago, makes it clear that our bloc of closest allies is a solid, compact bloc that will not be broken thanks to the great trust that exists between all of us. I know firsthand the love that both Ms. Kligenberg and Emperor Artabanos have for our country, world leaders whom I cherish and whose countries I adore, as do the other members of the Treaty of Telum. This treaty is the step we all had to take to make the Red Sea area, including our beloved Bay of Biscay, a safe and peaceful place in Europe.

I would like to remember not only our closest allies, but also those with whom, although we have no treaty, we consider them as close friends and countries we can trust, such as Mennrimiak, Ruthund, Fremet, Icholasen, Vayinaod, Gadalland and Aspern, Leagio, United Duchies, Montenbourg or Reitzmag, with whom our relations are improving all the time; and also those countries with which we want to build a stable relationship and incorporate them into our group of very close friends, but which we already consider friends, such as Ineland, Istkalen or Czech Slavia, Brickston, Gania or Angleter. Spanish diplomacy has worked excellently in 2021, and I will ensure that it continues to do so in the coming year.

To continue with this speech, I would like to talk about our territorial integrity, questioned during this year 2021 not only by rebels who took up arms against the legal order of this country, but also by foreign countries that believe they have the right to question how far our waters reach when they are not regulated under any European or international regulations. Huriyah, although no longer a risk to us, remains in our sights as a country we cannot trust at all. No sign of life or virtually opaque communication does not mean that 2022 will not be a year in which the rebels in the Rif and associated provinces will not stop trying to torpedo us. The Spanish population must remain alert and distrustful of those who assassinated two Spanish diplomats, who only sought peace and to avoid returning to that dark past, marked by terrorist attacks carried out by ETA. Spain continues to hold out its hand to negotiate, we continue to try to reach an agreed solution, but all we find is an insurmountable wall.

The last time I appeared before you, I did so to speak about the Strait of Adventuranza and to reaffirm Spain's position on the issue, a position that has the support of many countries of the Union and of many of our allies. The strait is, has been, and will continue to be Spanish no matter what anyone says, and in 2022 we will once again reaffirm our position. The treaty we signed was to restore stability to this region, far from closing or pretending to close this episode. The coming year must be used to restore our normality to our strait, and we will do it gradually, but we will do it. Those who, a few months ago, were celebrating the collapse of the system that was in place there, will have to stop celebrating. Once again, I would like to take this opportunity to say that the Strait of Adventuranza is, has always been and will continue to be Spanish, no matter what certain cheating states do.

At the national level, we must continue to work to make a better country than the one we had a few years ago, to become leaders and benchmarks in many areas and to be an open, pluralistic country that shows the world that it is possible to live in peace even if there are a plethora of political ideas, each one different from the other. Many of you, when you see me in the street, always ask me the same thing: to be honest, to work for you, but above all, not to harm future governments, much less future generations. And believe me, every day that I sit in the office of this Palace I am aware of your proposals and of the enormous weight that being your President of the Government will carry. In 2022, we are going to commit ourselves to the Spanish Green Plan to continue with its fulfilment, to make progress in science, in the field of space, as well as to continue eliminating unemployment, poverty and overcoming many of the challenges that our society faces.

I am well aware that it is tempting to be lured by those who promise gold in vast quantities, but like everything that is free in this life or appears to be a bargain, we have to be careful. Basically, to get the message across in a more understandable way, we should read the terms and conditions of a contract before signing it. I would ask you, please, to respect political plurality and anyone who disagrees with you, but please, as a society, let us not allow violence and tension, idleness and demagoguery to take over our way of seeing things, our way of life. Spain must be a cohesive country, inspired by its own revolution, by the Transition of '78, in order to continue growing and advancing, incorporating the values of this century in order to continue being that open, humble country that so many people visit every year, an attractive country full of hard-working and humble people.

In conclusion, I would like to stress once again the role of the Crown in our country, guarantor of the neutrality and good representation of Spain. I agree with the words of His Majesty in his Christmas message, and I join in his call for responsibility, as well as abiding by it and carrying it out. We politicians are but the representatives of the people, the ones in charge of giving voice to their ideas, their proposals and, in return, making this the best country in the world. The corruption of many of us prevents this. We must be responsible and apply ourselves to what we are asking of society, both the Members of Parliament and I, the President of the Government.

I will not go on any longer. I hope that this year 2022 will be a good year for all of us, in which we will find joy, health and that our lives will be considerably better than the year we left behind. I hope that your resolutions will be fulfilled, and if it is up to me, you can be sure that I will work to make them happen. I wish you a very Happy New Year.

Thank you, Gràcies, Eskerrik Asko, Grazas, Merci, Gracias y buenas tardes.

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CASTILLA Y LEÓN FACES A REGIONAL ELECTION WITH THE UNCERTAINTY OF A PEOPLE'S PARTY MAJORITY

The Partido Popular's (People's Party) candidate and Acting President of Castilla y León, Alfonso Pérez Mañueco, oin a rally the past weekend

What will happen next Sunday is still unknown, but what many predict is that it will be tight for the Partido Popular, fighting for a majority that seems to be more far as the campaign advances and non having to ratify a deal with the far-right party, VOX, which seems to be growing. Meanwhile, in the sunny south of the country, the President of Andalucía, Juanma Moreno (Partido Popular) looks carefully to whatever the outcome of the call to the polls is, debating himself between calling for a regional election if the result is extraordinary or either hold them and wait until the summer or autumn. It seems like the start of a novel, doesn't it? For those believing it is one, I am pretty sorry, this is what is going on in Spain right now.

After the regional elections in Madrid, where Isabel Díaz Ayuso (Partido Popular) got 64 seats (5 short of a majority) and could make her dream of just the Spanish President's party governing Madrid; and in Escocia, where the nationalists of the Scottish National Party just missed one seat for the wished majority, the Partido Popular-Ciudadanos crisis just gets worse, with our autonomous community as the stage for a new battle for the control of the right-wing. The strategy seems not to be controlled by Jesús Aguilar, whose power inside the Partido Popular would be questioned by a somewhat more conservative faction led by Pablo Casado, who is a member of Aguilar's Executive Committee. After the attempt of a no-confidence motion in Murcia by Ciudadanos, which forced Ayuso and Aguilar to push forward an election in Madrid; Mañueco, without any apparent reason but excusing himself on a "possible Murcia's strategy between PSOE and Ciudadanos", summoned an election for the very same Sunday that, one year ago, saw another call to the polls, that time in Catalonia.

However, the polls seem to be getting worse for Mañueco and Aguilar: when the election was called, the Partido Popular was given a majority by most of them; today they would need to sign an agreement with either VOX or the localist / regionalist parties all around Castilla y León, running for the election to make their voice heard. These parties, which group theirselves in the "España Vaciada" platform (a social movement to ask for measures to protect the rural way of life, with parties such as Soria ¡YA! or Vía Burgalesa) or independently (such as Unión del Pueblo Leonés, a Leonese autonomist plaform; XÁvila, a party made of former PP members which believe on Ávila's regionalism or Zamora Decide, a regionalist party from the province of Zamora).

One of the last polls released for the Castilla y León election

With VOX growing faster and faster, Ciudadanos close to disappearing from another regional parliament and many regionalist parties arising with enough political force, the Government's pillars start to shake like if an earthquake was hitting them hard. Ciudadanos' candidate in the region, Francisco Igea, has stated that "he will not sign an agreement with Mañueco, who backstabbed me and is the one lying to the people of Castilla y León", while today, Isabel Díaz Ayuso, who seems to have been urgently deployed to rescue the bad result the Partido Popular could get, has opened the door to an agreement with VOX. Whatever happens on February 13th, it will have consequences for every single contendents, and who knows if it will have consequences for Jesús Aguilar as well.

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OCC: This is a Roleplay-based article, not one pretending to report what is going on in Castilla y León. This article does not intend to break the LOREG law of Spain, which has forbidden the publication of polls for this election since yesterday.

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SPAIN AND KAITSJA SIGN A DEAL 2 MONTHS AFTER THEIR SUMMIT

Borut Kallaste, President of Kaitsja, during the Spanish-Kaitsjan Summit

Months of negotiation have finally gotten an agreement. The Spanish Government spokesperson, Íñigo Méndez de Vigo, has announced to the press that an agreement has been achieved between both countries last night, after months of negotiations that have been exhaustive but, at the same time, friendly and always willing to go forward rather than backwards. In words of the Minister for Education, Professional Formation and Universities, the agreement is "the most certain proof Spain is a reliable partner to do business and have military alliances with, providing great service and a fantastic products' quality".

The agreement, which bases were designed between the Spanish President, Jesús Aguilar and the Kaitsjan President, Borut Kallaste; includes several articles on free movement, free trade, scholar programmes and military aspects. Since today, every Kaitsjan that wished to come to Spain will do it freely, without the need of asking for a visa on their arrival to the country. Regulations also change for businesses, with the Kingdom opening to Kaitsjan enterprises and vice versa, allowing enterprises to have an easier establishment and commerce all around Spain. When it comes to schools, interchange programmes will start the next school year, allowing secondary and higher level students to go to Kaitsja for a year and learn more about the Nordic country's culture and traditions.

When it comes to the military side, the Kingdom of Spain has got a foreign base, where it will move all troops and equipment deployed in Mennrimiak after the North American nation decided to cancel the Treaty both countries signed last year. Asked by this, Minister de Vigo has said the relationship with Mennrimiak "stays stable and correct", while confirming the Spanish Government "supposed from the beginning of 2022 that the base wouldn't be operational for them for much longer". Kaitsja, which now becomes the centre of the Spanish Arctic Operations, has agreed to have the Spanish base on the Arctic Ocean and to allow the Spanish navy into the canal, which connects the north and the south of the country, for a 5 million Euros fee for this year. The fee, which will be revised soon, will be payed by the Spain yearly and, if risen for 2023, Spain will pay the difference.

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INDITEX ANNOUNCES DEPARTURE FROM DUCHIES AMID "CRAZY REGULATIONS" AND CALLS GOVERNMENT TO IMPOSE SEVERE TAXES ON DUCHIAN ENTERPRISES

Inditex CEO, Óscar García Maceiras, on a stock photograph

The biggest clothing enterprise of Spain, Inditex, which owns brands like Stradivarius, Zara or Pull & Bear has announced its immediate departure from the United Duchies, amid the "crazy and nonsensical regulations" lawmakers of the transmaritime country have passed during this week. In a statement which included the signature of the company's CEO, Óscar García Maceiras, the regionwide known company argues that the main goals of the Duchian trade policy are imposing "unreachable regulations" to indirectly force the creation of Duchian-owned enterprises's monopolies and eradicate any form of competence.

The company, which hardly gets into public calls to Spanish lawmakers, has stated that the Spanish Government should "consider imposing severe taxes on Duchian products and restrictive expansion policies towards companies from this country", as well as take this matter to the European Council, where a bill which was considered to attempt the closure of the Duchian Councillor's business, failed after its withdrawal. Sources from the Ministry of Economy and Competitiveness do not discard this possibility, arguing that "the United Duchies is slowly turning to a low-key Strathae where extreme ambientalist policies are taking over". At the same time, the same Ministry sources say this will "likely condition the discussions about a free trade treaty between both countries".

Looking to the press' headlines, one could guess that the Spanish-Duchian relationship is not the best after the departure from the members of the New Telum Treaty and the creation of ECON, but the departure of INDITEX and the recent calls from the President of Duchies Rail to build a link under the Adventuranza Strait seems to have worsened it, even though the Ducain Military project and other cooperation affairs keep going on normally, and the Spanish Government gives no sign of a bad relationship.

In addition, ADIF's (the Spanish railway infrastructure manager) President, María Luisa Domínguez González, discarded any links between Spain and Northern Africa at the moment: "Spain will not build a tunnel to connect itself with those who question its national integrity, but also due to the huge costs and challeneges the construction would have to face, including the depth of the tunnel and the longitute, which would be around 120 kilometres. The idea has been made without any knowledge of the area, and the same happens with the Strait of Gibraltar: Spain will not build any tunnels under its waters".

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BREAKING - SPAIN ENFORCES A NO FLY ZONE OVER THE VATICAN AND ITS SURROUNDINGS AFTER ATTACKS

A Spanish Eurofighter jet, in a stock picture

The Ministry of Defence of the Kingdom of Spain has recently announced the enforcement of a No Fly Zone over this area of the Vatican and its surroundings, after the attacks the Church HQ has suffered from fifty retrofitted regional commercial airliners, possibly led by self-proclaimed Pope Tabitha, sources from the Ministry of Defence say. After hearing the news, Pedro Baños has summoned Miguel Villaroya for a meeting in the Ministry building, where the first news and reports are coming out as this article is written.

10 Eurofighters Typhoon will ensure the No-Fly-Zone is enforced and accomplished by foreign powers, commercial or private airplanes that will to enter the protected airspace. Meanwhile, there are reports which inform of the departure of 7 Panavia Tornado jets, which might have been assigned a recognisement mission to detect the insurgents positions. This information is yet to be further developed.

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MINISTER EGEA MEETS ASMSA DIRECTOR ARCADI ESPAÑA IN VALENCIA

Egea, on a press briefing next to the Playa de la Malvarrosa in Valencia, after his meeting with Arcadi España

"Yosai has chosen, once again, the path of misleading statements and door closing". That words have been the conclusion of the Minister for Overseas Territories and Straits, Teodoro García Egea, who has had a meeting with the Adventuranza Strait Maritime Security Agency Director, the Councillor of Territorial Policy, Public Works and Mobility, Arcadi España. The meeting, which according to the Spanish Minister has been "productive and intense", had several aims like defining a clear foreign policy of the Spanish Government concerning the Straits, after the advice of the ASMSA, an agency the Spanish Government has no influence in or power over.

España has then given a press conference in the building dedicated to his department, affirming "Spain will not blockade any nations in the Strait of Adventuranza and that foreign trade and entrepreneurs do have his and the Government's word on that". He has also supported the continued dialogue the members of the ASMSA have been keeping since the start of this new tensions, and thanked "every Councillor and every autonomy that keeps working for the ASMSA". About the Waters Act, the director has thanked the Government for "staying still against bribes and international pressure", and has called for the European Commission to "set up a conference where all countries can give their views and sign an agreement if they wish to".

On the other hand, Egea has then visited the Port of Valencia, where some of the patrol boats of the Adventuranza Strait Maritime Security Agency are located, and the Playa de la Malvarrosa, where he has given a press briefing, firstly answering the statement from the European Commissioner for Internal Affairs and then, the recent statement from the President of Yosai: "To Ms. Kalessed, I would like to ask her if she really heard the President's speech: Spain is not asking for the Commission to bend a debate, it is asking for a convention in which all nations can give their views and defend that this Union shouldn't work by impositions but rather by agreements. We do not want them to take a position, we do not want them to cancel a debate; we want them to act and save the European Union."

The Spanish Minister has also decided to take the Government's spokesperson role to answer the statement the President of Yosai has recently released: "Yosai has chosen, once again, the path of misleading statements and door closing to any proposal that is not theirs. However, has he heard properly the President's speech? While the President said what the Empire had done and mentioned historical events, he turned it around and said all of this is due to a imperialistic dream, a lie. Spain does not seek to conquer territories, just seeks to defend its national territory, have we launched a military operation to conquer Huriyah? No we have not, and we do not plan to, as we do not play to in this case. Simple as that.

Then Mr. Watanabe asks for equal sharing of the strait and the ability to regulate the waters as each country would like, but that is what we offered! He is asking for what has already been put on the table, which he and his government rejected because they did not want to accept a tax which, he says, is unfair because you cannot expect to charge nations that are geographically dependent on the strait. And again he forgets that Spain does not do that, neither in the Mediterranean, where ships registered in Inquista and Gania are not subject to taxation, nor in Adventuranza, where no nation with a coastline dependent on the strait, such as themselves (relatively), the DU, Inimicus, United Duchies or North Diessen was. The Federal Republic of Yosai does support the charge that their allies in the United Duchies make in their canal. But what kind of sick joke is this? Their allies can, and we can't? That is hypocrisy, and not, as they call it, "an injustice". If they accept payment in the Baltic Canal, they must accept payment in the Straits of Gibraltar and Adventuranza as well.

It can be proved that the President of Yosai has not only not listened well to the speech, he has not even read it. He only mentions the reasons he thinks are convenient to support his arguments, but he forgets the workers, the people of the straits, the maintenance of their local communities or their jobs. His ignorance of the situation is alarming, especially when states that blindly support his position for geostrategic and political reasons buy it without even verifying it. And we insist, we will not accept a bribe from the European Union paid by each and every nation, by each and every one of its citizens, to silence the voice of the Spanish people and put an end, by imposition, to a fair and necessary system of taxation. Why should a Nofoagan pay us for scrapping our taxing syng m? It should be companies who pay us for using our Straits, for polluting them and hurting our people's quality of life.

Finally, he ends his speech by taking out of context, always in a very convenient way to reinforce his image, the words of the Prime Minister and accusing Spain, falsely and lying through his teeth as if there was no limit. To begin with, having a coastline on a strait does not give any nation a natural right to possess territorial waters, one claims what one can defend and cooperates with the neighbour that made the claim before and is capable of maintaining it so that no incidents occur, something that we already announced would not happen and that civil and cargo traffic would not be affected.

Secondly, the strait tax is not an imposition, it is a joint agreement, as it is, in the event that they accept the agreement, that we give up our entire claim to divide the strait into two halves. We could do the same, we could turn the tables and say that this is also an imposition. But it ceases to be an imposition when both nations are in favour of it and support it. What is an imposition, however, is what the European Council is trying to do, which wants us all to comply with regulations on such a critical issue as this in the face of disagreement from many nations that help the EU to stand on its own feet. And if in order to avoid imposition we have to suspend our European membership temporarily; if other ways, always within the law, are exhausted or non-existent to avoid it, we will not hesitate to do so.

The Spanish Government wants to reaffirm three things: its commitment to peace and diplomacy; its willingness to negotiate; and that no nation outside this conflict, whatever its position is, and as I was told yesterday by the ASMSA and the GSSA, will be affected by restrictions or tax increases. Furthermore, both agencies are open to dialogue with countries, always through the Spanish Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in order to obtain discounts. And I hope that this conflict ends soon, in an agreed way, and that Spain and the Union can turn the page once and for all. On the Spanish side, I assure you that this is our will, and that we will work for it.

Thank you very much."

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SPANISH GOVERNMENT APPROVES NEW FLAG AND COAT OF ARMS FOR ANTARCTIC BASES

The new Spanish Antarctic Bases Flag and Coat of Arms

The Minister for the Spanish Commonwealth, of Overseas Missions and Straits and the Minister of Science, Innovation, Research, Digital Transformation and 2030 Agenda have presented today in a joint press conference after the weekly Cabinet's briefing alongside the Government's spokesperson, Íñigo Méndez de Vigo, the new Spanish Artarctic Bases flag and Coat of Arms. The new regional symbols, designed by an artist from Grequia with suggestions from the scientists established in those bases, are intended to give a revamp to the former ones, which were, according to many, "ugly and non-representative of neither Antarctica nor the Kingdom of Spain".

According to the Minister for the Spanish Commonwealth, of Overseas Missions and Straits, Teodoro García Egea; these new symbols represent the Antarctic continent and its relationship with Spain: for the flag, the colours of the Spanish national flag form a Nordic cross, with the background coloured in dark blue, which represents "the open seas that surround the icy continent". The coat of arms has the Naval Crown of Spain, accompanied by an anchor, a huge iceberg where a penguin waves at the lion carrying the Spanish flag and 2 snowflakes, aiming to represent "the respect for the Antarctic continent Spain has and will keep having".

The Minister of Science, Innovation, Research, Digital Transformation and 2030 Agenda, Víctor Calvo Sotelo; has also given some data about the Hespérides mission and the Permanent Antarctic campaign Spain has recently established: "thanks to the effort our scientists and soldiers, who are helping them to get samples and identify the several penguin species, are making, the Kingdom of Spain has been able to understand Antarctica better than ever before. We will continue our mission as planned and keep collecting data that helps us monitor important events like the impact of Climate Change on Antarctica, and keep reporting them to our partners and allies, as we are the only country investigating over the Antarctic surface".

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SPANISH GDP GOES OVER 4 TRILLION EUROS BARRIER

Pascal Donohoe, the Government's main economical advisor, this morning in a press conference

The Spanish Gross Domestic Product (GDP) has gone over the four trillion euros barrier today, according to the daily data provided by the European Central Bank and the Bank of Spain. The current value is at 4,012,032,411,692.31€; the highest value it has ever been at. After the milestone accomplished has been announced by the Bank of Spain, the Spanish Government main economical advisor, Pascal Donohoe, has summoned the press in the Ministry of Economy's building to celebrate this achievement.

"Spain continues to grow, continues to be an economic superpower and despite the many foreing attempts from some European nations to sabotage us and make us look bad, we will continue our economical growth and keep our fiscal policies". Asked about what the next economical aim of the Spanish Government is, Pascal Donohoe has set two new goals for 2022: "First of all is closing the gap we currently have with Vayinaod and try to equalize their GDP by the end of the summer while opening a higher gap with the smaller economies behind; and second of all on the list is keep the smooth growing rythm and reaching a GDP value of 5 trillion Euros by the end of this year. They are ambitious goals, some could they are unrealistic but these goals are setted because we believe that they can be reached; if we did not believe on them, we would not set them".

Jesús Aguilar, who has also expressed his happiness after the great news coming from the European Central Bank and the Bank of Spain, has responded criticism over his large international agenda and his Government's economical policy: "Foreign policy is pretty complex to understand for many, and I understand that some of the opposition parties might be nervous or just lacking of knowledge about how important it is for Spain to settle down its most prioritary foreign relationships. 2022 had to be the year in which Spain had to go a step further, and we are under way. About the economical policies my Government applies, I think there is not much to say and that the data speaks for myself and my Government"

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ENAIRE ANNOUNCES "AIR TRAFFIC RESTRICTION" OVER GIBRALTAR AND THE STRAIT

An EasyJet plane, departing from Gibraltar Airport

The Spanish air navigation manager ENAIRE has released a NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) for the area of the Autonomous City of Gibraltar and the homonimous strait, that forbids air traffic to fly over the area at whatever altitude and impedes operations in the Airport of Gibraltar, unless authorised by them. This news have been surprising for the First Minister of Gibraltar, Fabián Picardo, who has called ENAIRE's chief to get to know more about it and has received the guarantee that flights between Madrid, Antequera as well as other destinations will be operated normally and will not suffer any delay or cancellation at the moment.

Albert Issola, the Gibraltar Strait Security Agency director, has also been asked by the news coming from ENAIRE, as he also occupies the Councillor for Transport position in the city's government. He has stated he "trusts the First Minister would get into it and get his questions answered" while, at the same time, assuring that "naval traffic on the Strait and taxation would continue as normal, as well as the presence of the Spanish Armada, as it has been for years all around the Strait and the GSSA boats, since its creation. Nobody has anything to fear", he has concluded.

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THE MINISTRY FOR INDUSTRY AND COMMERCE WARNS ABOUT "CRITICAL ECONOMIC SITUATION FOR BUSINESSES" IN UD

Román Escolano, Minister of Industry and Commerce of Spain

The Ministry of Industry and Commerce of the Kingdom of Spain has warned consumers and enterprises about the "massive inflationist path" the United Duchies has taken in the last weeks, which could lead to a huge rise of prices and an economical disaster for lower and medium classes. Accoridng to the last reports from the Duchian Government, crops' prices have risen up to a 15% compared to their value in 2021, and the rise could even reach a 60% figure, which would cause a huge devaluation of the Duchian economy and the companies operating on the country.

The Ministry, nonetheless, has made clear the Spanish economy will not be affected by such price rise, as the Spanish Government had other alternatives for the supplies it majoritarily buys from the United Duchies, such as Magnesium and Chromium, which could be now majoritarily imported from Istkalen and the Apostolic Kingdom of Angleter. Many Spanish enterprises have already started to turn to these countries in order to keep their materials coming on time and their prices at their current value. The Spanish Government has also approved to create a new "national strategic reserve" for these two natural resources, with the same expectations as the one previously announced for other minerals.

Reactions have not taken a long time to arrive. Inditex, the famous clothes distributor, considers their decision to leave the United Duchies temporarily was made "on the right time" and that "they were right". Its CEO, Óscar García Maceiras, has said that "the United Duchies recently turned into a kind of an economic hell for anyone wanting to do business, which allows the market to become unstable and be ran by several cartels that will blacklist you if your company does not do what they say. Many Spanish and foreign enterprises are still on time to temporarily suspend operations, and come to Spain if they wish to, where they will surely find less trade barriers or difficulties and more people willing to buy their products and a market they will be pretty happy with."

One of the Spanish companies operating in Duchian soil, Air Europa, has released a statement in which they affirm the company is "following the situation closely and that it will temporarily suspend operations if the economical situation becomes worse than it is at the moment", as well as criticising the local authorities for letting "minoritary cartels ruin the businesses and savings of millions of Duchians".

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SPANISH GOVERNMENT BANS CITIZENS TRAVEL TO STRATHAE

A flight departing from Madrid to Strathae's capital city

The Ministry for Foreign Affairs, European Union and Cooperation has announced a ban of all kind of travel to the Republic of Strathae for Spanish citizens, which will start applying from tomorrow, when the clock hits twelve o'clock. The ban comes after the many "attempts of forgiveness" from the Strathaean society, such as singing in public asking for such thing or hugging people (many times against their will, which ended up in fines or arrests in some small villages in Castilla y León) to make them forget about what the central European nation has done to Catholics.

While Strathaean citizens will still be able to come to Spain and explore our country, Spanish citizens will not be able to return the favour (if someone would have ever wanted to do it) and travel to Strathae. According to the Secretary of State for the European Union, the decision has been taken in order to protect "the Spanish citizens integrity and security when travelling abroad", as Strathae poses "severe danger to any traveller wishing to have fun or to know a new country". This kind of decision is taken after the Kingdom of Mennrimiak, who was the first to follow this path but in a more extreme way, banning Strathaean citizens from entering the country and even suspending flight connections with Strathae.

Some citizens have showed their disagreement with the new ruling, despite a huge majority supporting it. One of these citizens against, Sebastián Suárez, told us he had planned a 7-day-long trip to Strathae and now he fears to have lost his savings: "it is unfair for the people that love Strathae, their culture, their ways of acting. I was hugged by them, I have learnt to forgive them, why can't the EU politicians do the same? They are people after all, like you and me man. They deserve to be treated correctly." However, Suárez's opinion seems not to be shared by many people around Spain, neither around Europe.

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The new Spanish Global Commanders, under the lead of the JEMAD Miguel Villaroya

The Defence Minister of the Kingdom of Spain, Pedro Baños, has revealed today the names of the newly created Spanish Global Commanders, which will operate from several countries where the Kingdom of Spain has bases at and will monitor the situation in the areas of action, which remain secret as of today. Baños has announced that the Spanish Foreign Base programme has now reached its main goals and it now enters a new phase, which consists of monitoring their assigned areas situation and protecting global peace and the security of states where Spain has defensive missions at, as well as their surroundings.

Some names on the list are not surprising at all: Carlos Brown, who will keep his duties as chief of the Spanish Army in Nofoaga, will also assume the functions as the Commander for the Caribbean, its surroundings and the Pacific Ocean; Daniel Hokanson, who until the closure of the base in Mennrimiak was in charge of the army deployment in the Nordic country and that now was in charge of the deployment in the Spanish Army base in Montenbourg, will also assume the duties of the Arctic command.

Nonetheless, new and surprising names have also appeared on the list, such as Laura Potter, who will take over the Mediterranean, Surroundings and Antarctic Commmand as well as the Government duties of the Research Bases in Antarctica, and that will be the link between the rest of Commanders and the Spanish JEMAD, Miguel Villaroya, who has been assigned the "Rest of the World command". Mr. Villaroya, who has shown up in the press conference along with Minister Baños, has said his colleagues and himself are "excited" for the new mission they have been given and that this operative commands will be key for the future of the Spanish Army and the compromises it has assumed.