30 Jun 2020, 08:59

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SPAIN FACES A CROSSROADS: WHAT SHOULD WE DO IN NOFOAGA?

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By the newspaper's director, Jordi Juan

The last events in Nofoaga are concerning to anyone that believes on democracy. It doesn't matter how much you believe on it, the question is: Did the pro-French people need to do that? Sometimes, you need to start thinking on what you want to do, instead of, as they wanted to show the world, attacking the police, and those attacking the rioters back. But that isn't the crossroads we are on at the moment. Let's focus on the "interests" that the Kingdom of Spain has in the Republic of Nofoaga, and why what is going on there interests us more than we believe.

The question that you are thinking on could be this: "Wait, do we actually have things with that tiny island?" The answer is that we have some things with them, yeah. First of all, we have a free trade and movement agreement, which you won't care about just to go into there and watch lots of turtles and coconuts. Of course, if there are coconuts, there are palms. But you will find turtles all around the island, or that is what the ads on the TV says. But, what else does Spain have in Nofoaga? The army. The Republic of Nofoaga has not former army, so Spain took the management of the army into there while the Government gets some money.

At the moment, it has been known that the Nofoagan Government has asked the Spanish Government to deploy the army just to protect important buildings, to which the Government has said yes but with some conditions: The army won't kill anyone or won't take part on pushing-back the rioters. Also, they will negociate with the rioters to cease their actions and to get the curfew lifted and the Government has made a recommendation about politicians that have been arrested. According to a secret document, the Spanih Government has said the Nofoagan one that they should be released. Nofoaga will need some help, but it won't need a war. Meanwhile, Juncker thinks on how to stop these riots while populism and revolutions start spreading all around Europe.