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  • RE: Pan-European Festival of Czech Culture

    Country of origin: UNSR

    Name of the author: Constance DuBois
    Gender of the author: Female
    Age of the author: 54
    Name of the art piece: Captured by Fascists
    The art piece:

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    Name of the author: Anne-Marie Goldstein
    Gender of the author: Female
    Age of the author: 34
    Name of the art piece: Heroic Nicoleizian Forces Save an Ungrateful Reitzmag
    The art piece:

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    posted in Culture and Sport
  • RE: 1st Party Congress of the PEL: Tuzgjorduz, Ruthund

    Václav Kohout has returned to the room to see that his fellow members of PEL kept the confidence in his leadership with one vote.

    "Well comrades.... I thank you for your confidence... I see that the question of personal leadership is perhaps not as problematic for many of you, however the next question and task before us should be. The question of Our Manifesto. Our task is to make the manifesto updated to current situation and make it so that every comrade can get fully behind it.

    In my opinion our first point should be entirely removed, for it doesn't belong in a manifesto of an European Party. The point about the abolishing of the European Central Bank should also recieve our attention and I am interested to hear your opinions on that matter. Finally the last point of the current manifesto feels rather vague to me and we should discuss if it should be kept in its current form, amended or removed.

    Those were just my opinions comrades, I give my word to those interested in sharing their views and responding to the questions raised by me while raising question of their own. Thank you comrades."

    posted in Politics and Incidents
  • RE: European Development Agency Act

    On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, I vote FOR this Act.

    Václav Kohout
    Councillor for Czech Slavia

    posted in European Council
  • RE: European Development Agency Act

    On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, I vote AGAINST all amendments.

    Václav Kohout
    Councillor for Czech Slavia

    posted in European Council
  • RE: European Development Agency Act

    First of all I thank all of you for the debate. Councillor Roscoe many of your concerns have already been addressed brilliantly by Councillors Tilkanas and Lallana. The European Commission and the European Council have would have control over what the money can be lend for, no loan can be granted without the approval of both of these institutions. Also please direct your attention to Section III. Paragraph II., it is stated there that member states requesting a subsidy must, among other requirements, provide justification for their request.

    Councillor Tusk, thank you for your welcome and for being constructive. To address your concern, the loan provided to Leagio won't be affected in the slightest by the creation of European Development Agency, for the loan to Leagio wasn't provided by the EDA, so there is no need for concerns. Moreover, the EDA doesn't seek to become a sole agency responsible for providing loans. It would only provide two types of loans, interest-free and low-interest loans as its goal is assisting member states in their development. If it is evaluated that a member state requesting a subsidy should not receive a low-interest loan, their request can be denied and the member state has the possibility to request a loan from the EU outside of the EDA. Your proposed amendment, with all due respect, would make the low-interest loans low-interest in name only and would entirely change the aim of the agency. I hope I addressed all of your concerns and it is now clear why I disagree with your proposed amendment and appreciate your constructiveness.

    Once again thanks to all of you and I hope that you will pass this Act without the amendments that have been proposed so that we may all work for the betterment of the Union. Thank you!

    Sofie Čikarová
    Premier Commissioner

    posted in European Council
  • RE: 1st Party Congress of the PEL: Tuzgjorduz, Ruthund

    Speech of the Chairman of the Party of European Left

    Václav Kohout: "Comrades, brothers and sister, friends, let me first thank to our Ruthenish comrades from the Peasants and Workers' Party for welcoming us with open arms.

    As a party we have come a long way since our founding and I would like to welcome and congratulate to the newest member of our Europarliamentary group comrade Lallana. Congratulation to your great victory in Inquista comrade! As comrade Eizdanuz correctly mentioned, in recent times we have achieved important victories and we have cemented ourselves as important force in the politics of the European Union. From this place I send our greetings to the Premier Commissioner Čikarová and the Internal Affairs Commissioner Daggot.

    But our path wasn't always easy and we have made many mistakes in the early, perhaps we can say, ultra-left period when we isolated ourselves from the people we were blind to the reality. I am not running away from responsibility, I fully recognize that the mistakes lie even on my shoulders and it was not until the great banner of Socialist Republicanism, the banner of Reiserová, was hoisted over Czech Slavia that the blindfold over my eyes have been torn apart so that I could see. We must consider all the mistakes as well as all the accomplishments we have had so far. For that reason I am asking you, dear comrades, for the vote of confidence as Chairman of the Party of European Left, which will determine if I am to stay in this position or if I shall be replaced, I am ready to follow your decision. The voting is of course for every registered delegation and starts now (OOC: time until 18th of July 14:00 GMT).

    Aside the question of leadership it is our goal to update our manifesto to fit the modern demands of the people of Europe. The discussion of the issue will start after the results of the vote of confidence and potentially after the election of a new Chairman.

    Thank you comrades."

    Václav Kohout has left the room until the vote of confidence is finished.

    posted in Politics and Incidents
  • RE: Eurovoice 41: Results Show

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    Paloma Faith, Icholasen's Minister for Eurovoice is attending the show with her right hand man Hozier. Both came 2nd in Eurovoice, and know how hard it is to succeed. Despite this, failure will not be tolerated by them. They demand the best and the best they will receive.

    Mitski is currently suffering from an unrelated novichok attack after coming 5th. So..... best of luck to the Nicoleizian act, whoever they are !

    posted in Culture and Sport
  • RE: The Wedding of Carlos and Prince Tommy

    NB: The Bishop Lallana parts were written by @Inquista

    Everyone was silenced, brought down to the beach, and the wedding ceremony could begin. Carlos stood at the altar, which was a foldable table with a Ibiza branded table-cloth.


    (Inquista part)

    Bishop Lallana raises her hands and gestures toward the congregation. “Welcome Comrades in Christ. Please be seated.”

    “Thank you all for being here on this very special occasion, in celebration of what truly keeps us together: unions. Unions are the backbone of our societies, our economies, and of course, our families. It is only through unions that we, as individuals, realise our potential and worth, as a collective. We come here today, as a collective, in solidarity with the union of Prince Tommy and Carlos. Before we bear witness to this beautiful union, let us pray.”

    “Lord, bless these hard-working members of the proletariat with love and hope we pray. Keep alive forever more the vows they will pledge today. May you bless them in their ability to work and be productive members of their homelands, and keep them always safe and on the path towards socialism. May peace and joy be with them now on this their wedding day. Awomen.”

    “Dearly beloved members of the proletariat, blood-sucking members of the bourgeoisie, and class-traitor criminals, we are gathered here today in Marxist matrimony, to witness the union of Prince Tommy and Carlos. This is a union not to be taken lightly, and one that will require many 5-year plans to be met and fully realised. Marriage, much like patriotism to one’s class, is indeed an obligation. The grooms have each prepared their vows, which I ask that they read now. Tommy, Carlos.”

    (ooc: my part 😎 )

    Tommy started his vows :

    "In the life of a homosexual addicted to cocaine, one gets few chances to love. But Carlos has given me -- Europe's biggest crackwhore -- a chance to love. A love that I aim to repay fully - both in blow, and the other type of blow -- bubbles.

    Friends, gay Nicki Minaj personas called Roman.... fellow Countrymen, this marriage represents more than a love between two people with a huge age difference, but a love across the European Union -- we are different nationalities, but we are united.

    Our marriage will end xenophobia."

    (the crowd erupted to a thunderous applause at the news that xenophobia would soon perish)

    "Carlos, te amo papi."

    Carlos then started his vows:

    "Tommy, you are the shrimp to my paella, the taco to my nachos, the bull to my animal cruelty; we are as inseparable as Catalonia and the rest of Spain, as England and the rest of Spain, as Greece and the rest of Spain, as New York and the rest of Spain -- you get the picture.

    As a mediterranean, I know what passion is, and we have it. Like the rocks under the hot sun, we exude the fire of life.

    I have had ups and downs in my career - losing Eurovoice by just one point. I know that through the ups and downs, the ins and outs, and the sides to sides, you will be there with me.

    Tommy I am so happy to marry you."

    (Inquista part)

    “Tommy, do you take Carlos to be your eternally paramount husband? Do you promise to love, honour, cherish, and protect him as you would for your socialist Nicoleizian homeland, forsaking all others, and holding only unto him forevermore?"

    "I do"

    “Carlos, do you take Tommy to be your eternally paramount husband? Do you promise to love, honour, cherish, and protect him better than those who robbed you in EuroVoice, forsaking all others, and holding only unto him forevermore?"

    "I do"

    “Prince Tommy and Carlos will now exchange rings as symbols of their love and commitment to one another, and in celebration of the many Nicoleizian miners, smelters and ring smiths who are indispensable members of the working-class fabric of their nation."

    “Tommy, please place the ring on Carlos’ left hand and repeat after me: I, Tommy, take you, Carlos, to be my eternally paramount husband, to love you forever on this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in revolution or in resistance, according to God and Marx’s Holy words, forever and always, xoxo gossip girl.”

    "I, Tommy, take you, Carlos, to be my eternally paramount husband, to love you forever on this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in revolution or in resistance, according to God and Marx’s Holy words, forever and always, xoxo gossip girl." Tommy places the ring on Tommy's finger

    “Carlos, please place the ring on Tommy’s left hand and repeat after me: I, Carlos, take you, Tommy, to be my eternally paramount husband, to love you forever on this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in revolution or in resistance, according to God and Marx’s Holy words, forever and always, xoxo chica chismosa.”

    "I, Carlos, take you, Tommy, to be my eternally paramount husband, to love you forever on this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in revolution or in resistance, according to God and Marx’s Holy words, forever and always, xoxo chica chismosa." Carlos then places the ring on Tommy's finger.

    “You may now kiss the groom.”

    (kiss)

    "Congratulations, you are now married. May your union be as prosperous, glorious and everlasting as the Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics.”

    (OOC: Moi again)

    The guests were then invited to eat the food on offer, to socialise and mingle, and to make use of the beach and its miscellaneous facilities.

    posted in Politics and Incidents
  • RE: Kingdom of Reitzmag v. United Dominions of Icholasen

    The United Dominions of Icholasen does not have sole jurisdiction in Copala City - we share it with the Copalans who were in charge of their own security before the Reitzmic Invasion, and the Reitzmic regime.

    Due to the short time between the return of powers and the crisis (and I do not mean to throw the Copalans under the bus - they tried their best to prevent it), this crisis was exacerbated by the fact that security apparatuses take a long time to establish (and re-establish). If it were not for the authoritarianism, and dare I say fascism of the Reitzmics, these attacks would've been avoided. The Copalan Government (or Icholasen) are not responsible for the actions of terrorists.

    The blame lies clearly with the ethnic cleansing Reitzmic regime who incited violence by evicting an entire race and religion of people from its territory - notably the Nicoleizians and the native Inquistan Orthodox peoples.

    To blame Free Icholasen, who had completely devolved authority to the Copalans until the Reitzmic aggressor invaded it, then gave it back very shortly before these attacks took place, this case is farcical and holds no water.

    By all means take the Copalan Government to court, I believe their actions would hold up in a Court of Law - but Free Icholasen has absolutely nothing to do with the day-to-day governance of Copala City. Reitzmics revoked the powers of the devolved administration - you cannot force us to govern a territory when we already had established a form of government that fit the territory's unique needs. And so, it was and is up to them to govern the territory in absence of the totally devolved administration Icholasen established. They revoked the treaty in order to seize power like the fascists they are, yet blame us when they did not seize enough ?

    Enough already.

    • Justice Rinder, QC
    posted in European Court of Justice
  • RE: Plastic Surgery Woman (Expulsion from Council) Bill

    On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, I vote AGAINST this act.

    Václav Kohout
    Councillor for Czech Slavia

    posted in European Council