Announcing my IAC campaign

June 7, 2023

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Dear citizens of the European Union,

I am proud to announce my campaign for a second term as the Internal Affairs Commissioner. Ever since taking this job in January, I have served you with my best effort. Here is what I have done in four months:

I brokered a deal between the Kingdom of Reitzmag, the United Duchies and the People's Democratic Republic of Svarna Surya after a conflict which could devastate the EU. Alongside my premier colleague Juncker, I condemned the riots against the EU-recognized Gadalland and Aspern, led by Guthrun Wond. I put up my constitutional reform, which promised that unopposed candidates in the commission elections would be subject to a referendum before taking office. Unfortunately, this was not approved by the European Council. I also initiated the Fourth European Leaders Summit last month, once again with Premier Juncker.

In my second term, I plan to do the following:

Submitting a bill to the European Council that will standardize trade and consumer protections and standards within the European Union. Submitting a comprehensive environmental protection plan to the European Council to address climate change, as well as further investing in clean energy resources. Strengthening integration and ensuring equality throughout the European Union. Further committing to peace between the member states of the European Union.

I completely understand the criticisms that come my way. I have not been able to be as prevalent in the European political sphere as I would like to be, and I apologize to those that have been disappointed in me for this. Mea culpa.

I will rally the European Union to meet with the people of the EU, as well as endorse one of the candidates for Premier Commissioner. These will be announced next week.

Thank you for listening, and for not losing hope. I will serve the Union for as long as the people elect me here. Thank you.

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Wirt Harland
33rd Internal Affairs Commissioner of the European Union

The ENNA currently does not conduct nuclear power plant inspections of EU member states, nor is the ENAA tasked or obligated to do so. However, to qualm the United Duchies' own fears of itself, and clear the United Duchies' own name to itself, the ENAA is willing to conduct a single one-time inspection.

The inspection will be carried out by one of the permanent members of the ENAA, who will lead the Intelligence Unit. The Head of Intelligence of this inspection will be Her Holiness Archbishop Mikaela Klingenberg, hereinto simply referred to as the Head of Intelligence. The Head of Intelligence will conduct the inspection and publish the subsequent report, and will more than likely be accompanied by a companion who may or may not be a member of the ENAA as well.

Sir Keir Starmer arrived in Europolis, along with Ed Miliband. He felt it was his responsibity to show up on behalf of the United Kingdom. He entered where they put the summit. The initiative for fairer capitalism started here.

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Ilmaras Kalessed
Internal Affairs Commissioner

Then, again, it has my full blessing, so long as the project doesn't go outside of the bounds of the ESA budget.

Ilmaras Kalessed
Internal Affairs Commissioner

THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION OFFICE OF THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS COMMISSIONER

To: European Space Administration, European Health Organization, and all others concerned
Subject: Directors of the European Space Administration and the European Health Organization

Greetings,

The Office of the Internal Affairs Commissioner hereby appoints Dr. María Neira, former Director of the Spanish Food Security Authority, to the position of Director of the European Health Organization and Lutz Hertzfeld, former head of the Duchies Space Organization, to the position of Director of the European Space Administration. They will be replacing Derek Christopher Shepherd MD of Montenbourg and Ms. Hulun Sharmaun of Icholasen respectively in administering their agencies' management. We believe that Dr. Neira and Mr. Hertzfeld will be capable of conducting the duties and responsibilities of an EHO Director and ESA Director after our close evaluation on their background, and this led us to such a decision. May they succeed in executing their duties for the betterment of our Union. Thank you and have a great day!

Sir Joseph Biden GCVO
Commissioner, European Commission on Internal Affairs

THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION OFFICE OF THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS COMMISSIONER

To: The Government of the Confederacy of North Diessen
Subject: Report on the Use of EDA Funds for the Artabanos Canal Project

Greetings,

The Office of the Internal Affairs Commissioner appreciates the honest and quick response from the Government of North Diessen. Upon further review of all the responses, we have been satisfied that the Artabanos Canal are for purely acceptable intentions and are not against the principles of the European Development Agency. We hope that such project would prove successful and prosperous for the continued development of the Confederation of North Diessen and of other nations across Europe and the world. Thank you and have a great day.

Sir Joseph Biden GCVO
Commissioner, European Commission on Internal Affairs

Sauli Niinisto, the Prime Minister of Mennrimiak, the hosting country of this agreement, had just been there, silent, listening to what each one had to say, but things were getting absurd by the moment, nations refusing to sing if certain thing its not there and others opposed to eachother, "Its Everydays bread" thought Sauli to himself having seen this time and time again on every European wide meeting he had been too, Just that now the Alkharyan IAC was there instead of juncker,then he thought for a moment and decided to leave the meeting, he already knew how it was going to end, with 5 countries signing one way or another, and others not signing at all, like Reitzmag that didnt even attend, so the meeting was worthless for him, He took his papers and left the room as quietly as he had been the entire meeting.

Press Statement - April 16th, 2021

Dear Europeans,

I express the strongest of my condemnations against the nation of Istkalen and its hostility against Reitzmag, Vayinaod and the European Union. The coup d'etat happening there is nothing but radical extremism that aims to bring the nation back to primitivism. Due to the turmoil, I fully support Istkalen being expelled from the Union until this mess is resolved and Reitzmag and Vayinaod defending themselves against this craze by any means. I hope that other nations in the Union support Reitzmag and Vayinaod so both nations can avoid further tragedies. My heart goes out to those who are the victims of these events they did not ask for.

Take care,

Münevver Birdane
Internal Affairs Commissioner of the European Union