Members of the European Union Security Council
Stabbing Attack in San Diego
SAN DIEGO---A stabbing attack occurred in the San Diego State area as clubs closed at 2:30 a.m. Reports of a disgruntled altercation outside of a nightclub was known. San Diego Police and the CFP are investigating. Prime Minister Harris, with her attorney general background, has been watching keenly.
30 January/Enero 2025
The Commonwealth Government is carefully watching the demonstrations in Elthize. As always, we respect national sovereingty, the right to peaceful assembly and protest.
Hon. Kamala Harris, MP
I'd like to change plots to 11 under a new name.
The United Kingdom of Valia and Gallia
Short name: The United Kingdom
Head of State: Charles III
Head of Government: Elisabeth Baschet (Labour Party/Parti Travaillistes
Currency: pound/livre
California remains the same.
Westwood Accord to be Ratified
SACRAMENTO---The meeting with Prime Minister Harris and Leagioan President Mouri-Kado, who was recently re-elected, on the UCLA campus has resulted in a treaty. As it has been for fifty years, it will go for ratification on Monday. All leaders except far-right Lauren Bobert of the CONP agree. It is expected to be a rubber stamp.
"Well, on behalf of the people of California, please...we want you to enjoy yourself," Kamala said. "One factoid for you: until 1901, the general area was called California. Up until then, it was five independent colonies: Jalisco, Colorado or colorful, Arizona or dry zone, Nuevo Andalucia, and Napa. Once federated, they adopted the area name for the whole thing."
"Oh, of course!" Kamala responded. "May I suggest you visit Venice and Santa Monica beaches? And take in Rodeo and Hollywood? It's a lot like London: you need like a week to see everything."
Kamala jumped from the surprise.
"General Secretary Watanabe, Toukyou ni shoutai shite kurete, arigatou. I studied Yosainese in undergraduate studies but I'm rusty," she said. "Ueno Park is so beautiful, I didn't mind the mild infarto (heart attack)."
"Oh, I love kids. Doug's kids, Ella and Cole call me Momala. I never really wanted biological kids; I enjoy being California's fun aunt...the funt as it were. And the cool aunt...the c-...girl."
