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Czech Slavia · 10 Dec 2020, 22:45

Česká tisková kancelář

Defense minister Bílý seizes The Office of the Government

Defense minister Alexander Bílý marched unopposed into The Office of the Government of The Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia with a group of militants. He announced that the government of Michal Plachta has broken the agreement reached by the representatives of all parliamentary political parties. He claimed that the CPCS no longer has confidence in his government and demanded that Prime minister Plachta's resignation. Prime minister Plachta was not present at The Office of the Government at the moment as he was on his way to meet with miners to explain the position of the government on the privatization of certain mines. President Vratislav Sova joined Bílý and also demands Plachta's resignation

The streets of Prague are now becoming separated as citizens, police officers and militants erect barricades in the streets. Mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba from CF has urged the city police to stay on alert and keep the city under control, and stop the People's Militias from capturing parts of the city. However the city police has been split with some officers abiding the mayor's orders and other officers abiding the orders of minister Bílý and joining the militants. The militants were not able to march on the City Hall, being stopped by the barricades, but they were able to capture Ruzyně International Airport. Minister Bílý is calling more member of the People's Militias to go to Prague, he also declared the cancellation of the planned military parade with the armed forces of the UNSR invalid and said that there will be this joint parade "very soon". Parts of the city has also been captured by small anarchist groups that oppose both sides. There are reported injuries but no reported fatalities.

Governors of South Bohemian, Vysočina, Plzeň, Ústí nad Labem, Olomouc and Moravian-Silesian region have joined minister Bílý and ensured that they will will do everything in their power to help the militants to get into the capital city. Other governors either didn't make a statement yet or said that they will wait on more directions from the CPCS itself. Leader of the CPCS, former prime minister Slavomíra Černá didn't make a comment on those developments.

Prime minister Plachta himself also didn't make a comment on the developments. Leaders of CF, CND and SDPCS on the other hand said that Bílý is attempting a coup and that the Parliament, where the CPCS has a majority, hasn't passed a motion of no confidence in Plachta's government and Bílý has no right to speak on the behalf of the Parliament. They suggested that Bílý is trying to scare the members of the parliament into passing a motion of no confidence. Bílý reacted by saying that the leadership of CF, CND and SDPCS are the ones attempting a coup and that the CPCS has a mandate from free and fair elections and he knows that Plachta's government is no longer acceptable to the members of CPCS. He also suggested that the leadership of those parties are the ones that are trying to use fear in order to get members of the parliament to continue recognizing the government. Parliament itself has been called into session on tomorrow.

Leadership of the army pledged their support to Plachta and gave the militants a three day ultimatum to cease their activities, otherwise they will be forced to move into Prague. As of now there however are mutinies in the army as some men and women in the armed forces support minister Bílý.

At the moment it is uncertain what are the goals of Alexander Bílý other then to repeal the depoliticization of the army laws.

Czech Slavia · 14 Dec 2020, 21:55

Česká tisková kancelář

Parliament splits, Černá expresses support to Bílý

Yesterdays session of the Parliament resulted in its split. Some communist members of the parliament didn't turn up on the session but instead hold a session of their own. During heated debates many more CPCS members left the session to go and joined the communist splinter parliament. Among them chairwoman of the CPCS and former prime minister Slavomíra Černá who as she left said that Plachta did lose confidence of the CPCS and Bílý is right to demand his resignation. The splinter parliament remains smaller, now heaving 79 members out of the 200. Both parliaments now demand different things, with one demanding resignation of Bílý and the other demanding resignation of Plachta. Prime minister Plachta still remains silent on the matter.

Czech Slavia · 18 Mar 2022, 02:16

Česká tisková kancelář

Explosion in the Office of the Government, defense minister Bílý dead

Defense minister Alexander Bílý and Colonel Josef Voda died today in an explosion in the Office of the Government of Czech Slavia. The men took control of the Office two days ago, demanding the resignation of Prime minister Plachta.

Actress Albína Reiserová was in a room with Bílý and Voda just mere minutes before the explosion and described the act as "unbelievably barbaric". She also said that she hopes the perpetrators of this act will get caught and accordingly punished.

Mayor of Prague, Oldřich Houba, condemned the assassination but urged the People's Militias to give up their control of parts of the city. Reiserová, who believes that Houba is behind the assassination in which she nearly died, on the other hand urged the People's Militias to stay on the streets.

Many members of the CPCS, including the chairwoman Slavomíra Černá, are sending condolences to the family of Bílý and they say that his death is a loss for Czech Slavia. Governor of the South Bohemian region Radek Šedivý suggested a creation of a committee to punish those behind the assassination quickly and accordingly.

Prime minister Michal Plachta also sent condolences to the family of Bílý and condemned the assassination. He also briefly commented on the recent developments in Czech Slavia saying that unless he would resign he is the prime minister and that he does not plan to resign as of now. He is ready to listen to Slavomíra Černá and replace Bílý with another CPCS candidate and urged People's Militias to go home, before the armed forces will have to intervene. Plachta received criticism from all the parliamentary parties for his reaction.

As of now, the death of minister Bílý and colonel Voda remain the only fatalities in the current crisis.

Czech Slavia · 14 Dec 2020, 21:55

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Communist Party of Czech Slavia/Socialist Republican Party)

Communist Party of Czech Slavia changes its name to Socialist Republican Party to mark the reforms in the party

Dear comrades, in order to move over and avoid past mistakes in the future, CPCS accepted reforms in its program that will greatly benefit the people of Czech Slavia.

Economic reform will be carried through. What was privatized under the government of Michal Plachta will not be re-nationalized, limited and cautious privatization will continue as well as the opening of the Czech market to foreign companies. Important and essential industries and resources including water and the Rare Earth Metals mining industry will however not be privatized.
The Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia will be transformed into a presidential republic, with the minimum age of the president being lowered from 40 to 35. The position of Prime Minister will be abolished. President shall still be elected directly by the people. The duration of the term and term limits shall remain the same.

To symbolise the acceptance of the reforms, Communist Party of Czech Slavia changes its name to Socialist Republican Party. These changes however doesn't change our devotion to socialism and democracy. Once order is restored in Czech Slavia, the reforms will be carried out immediately and the damaging policies of the government of Michal Plachta will be reverted.

The reforms were accepted unanimously after they have been suggested by comrades Šedivý, Reiserová and Vicanová.

Stay vigilant, tomorrow is ours!

Valiant efforts of the StB halt military advance on Prague!

The valiant efforts of the StB officers proved effective as the military was unable to reach Prague today. Military leadership has betrayed the people of Czech Slavia by siding with the bourgeois forces, and threaten to subdue those fighting to keep their freedom with brute force. Yet many brave soldiers recognized the treasonous nature of the military leadership and heroically refused to follow the orders which go against the people.

The brave agents of the StB meanwhile managed to sabotage the infrastructure, destroying bridges and the railways. Armed forces were forced to halt their march towards Prague as they are unable to transport military vehicles there at the moment. The struggle for the democratic republic continues, we must not allow ourselves to let our guard down and the final victory will be ours!

Czech Slavia · 16 Dec 2020, 19:40

Česká tisková kancelář

Leadership of the army reevaluated its stance. Prime minister Plachta resigned.

General Rytíř announced today that leadership of the armed forces after consideration doesn't find the actions of People's Militias to break the law and that they are dropping their ultimatum and won't enter Prague unless Šedivý, Reiserová or Vicanová would agree with that.

Small amount of troops is already at the gates of Prague but haven't entered the city as they were waiting for reinforcements. The decision came only hours after the news that UNSR armed forces will land in Prague to take order in military parade was published. Šedivý said that Czech troops will shall enter Prague only after the Nicoleizian troops arrive.

Few hours after the leadership of the armed forces decided to not enter Prague prime minister Michal Plachta submitted his resignation to president Vratislav Sova.

Czech Slavia · 18 Mar 2022, 02:17

Česká tisková kancelář

Slavomíra Černá once again appointed prime minister until the presidential elections and the transformation of Czech Slavia into a presidential system

Extraordinary People's Court established

Parliament of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia established an Extraordinary People's Court in order to punished those who attempted to coup the republic and those who murdered Alexander Bílý and Josef Voda. The court will comprise of professional judges and representatives of the people. Albína Reiserová was appointed to be the head of the Extraordinary People's Court. She was nominated by Radek Šedivý who said she displayed very high sense for justice as a single mother that she also fully displayed when she urged People's Militias to stand their ground after the assassination of Bílý and Voda. Karolína Vicanová who was appointed as a head of the StB proclaimed that the Extraordinary People's Court can expect assistance from the secret police.

Replaced members of the Council of the Czech News Agency to return to their positions

Members of the Council of the Czech News Agency that were replaced during Plachta's short term government will once again return to their position, the Parliament today decided. On the other hand those who left CPCS after Plachta was appointed prime minister will be replaced.

Socialist Republican Party prepares for the presidential election

Members of the Socialist Republican Party will pick their candidate for the presidential election of 2020 that is planned to be held just a week after Michal Plachta resigned from the position of prime minister. SRP will be the only party allowed to yield a candidate, as it is currently the only party that is not under investigation for attempting a coup. Current president Vratislav Sova declared he has no intentions on running.

There are currently three candidates seeking the nomination of the party. Governor of the South Bohemian Region and a new Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý, Head of the Extraordinary People's Court Albína Reiserová and Head of the State Security (StB) Karolína Vicanová.

Czech Slavia · 18 Mar 2022, 02:17

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Public trail with members of the Anarchist Federation

Today marks the first public session of the Extraordinary People's Court. The first trail was with six members of Anarchist Federation that, in a time of great crisis seized some buildings in Prague including schools, endangering many. Indeed some of the defendants had visible injuries, showcasing how dangerous their actions were. At the time Anarchist Federation claimed that it was acting independently, but the watchful eye of the Party always saw through that claim!

The trial was quick, with all of the defendants pleading guilty and confirming what many already thought, that they were paid by former mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba, but more disturbingly, that Houba tried to convince them to commit violent acts against the People of Czech Slavia! All of the defendants expressed guilt over endangering the people, democracy and the socialist state and recognized the severity of their crimes.

The Extraordinary People's Court showed great wisdom and due to the defendants working with the court sentenced all six of the members of the Anarchist Federation with only one year in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. In no time hard work will transform the delinquents into upstanding comrades, we can be sure of that!

Public trail with the former mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba

The second public session of the Extraordinary People's Court was a trial with the former mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba. Houba was charged with treason, murder of Alexander Bílý and Josef Voda, planning the murder of Albína Reiserová, attempting to initiate violence and persuading people to commit crimes.

The defendant was also visibly injured, he admitted of getting injured when he was attempting to flee Czech Slavia to escape justice and fell down the stairs in the hurry. The defendant pleaded guilty of all the crimes, with the exception of murdering Alexander Bílý and Josef Voda and planning the murder of Albína Reiserová. and the court found him guilty of all the crimes with the exception of the two. Houba however admitted that the murder was likely ordered by the leading member of opposition parties, which is highly disturbing as it shows that the web of traitors is perhaps larger than anticipated at first.

Oldřich Houba was sentenced to twenty five years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Justice once again triumphed, and it will continue to triumph over the web of traitors, no matter how wide that web is!

Oldřich Houba, former mayor of Prague and an enemy of the people

Czech Slavia · 22 Dec 2020, 22:04

Českoslovanský rozhlas

Presidential election 2020 - Possible Candidates

As the Czech presidential election is closing in we bring our readers information about the potential presidential candidates. SRP will be the only party to nominate a presidential candidate in this election as all other parties that had their representatives in parliament are currently under investigation. There are currently three candidates seeking the nomination of the SRP. Governor of the South Bohemian Region and a new Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý (41), Head of the Extraordinary People's Court Albína Reiserová (40) and Head of the State Security (StB) Karolína Vicanová (39).

Radek Šedivý is currently the favorite as he has the largest faction in the parliament and is seen as economically the most left-wing candidate. Karolína Vicanová has the second largest faction behind her and is seen as the most right-wing candidate. Albína Reiserová currently has the smallest faction and is seen as a centre candidate.

Political freedoms
All Candidates agree that the political restrictions now present in Czech Slavia should be removed as soon as Czech Slavia exits the state of emergency and that Czech Slavia should be a multi-party democracy.
Economy
All candidates agree that economy must be liberalized. There however are some disagreements over the scale of liberalization. Šedivý favors state remaining the dominant force in all economic sectors, not allowing the creation of large companies and placing strict limitations on foreign companies. Vicanová on the other hand would allow creation of large Czech companies and her limitations on foreign companies would be much less strict. Reiserová would also allow creation of large Czech companies and favors less strict limitations on foreign companies, but she would maintain state as a dominant force in many sectors and state owned companies to be competitors to those privately owned.

In the case of Rare Earth Metals mining industry, Šedivý and Reiserová support expanding the industry citing the promise given to Inquista as reason. Vicanová claims she also wants to fulfill that promise, but would limit its scope and supports keeping the industry the same instead venturing in other areas of economy.
Secret police
Šedivý and Reiserová both pledged that they would limit the size and powers of secret police while its leader Vicanová claims that Czech Slavia needs to keep its Secret police in its current form if it wants to keep its freedom.
Religious freedom
Šedivý claims that perhaps in past religious freedoms were somewhat limited and that to attract foreign companies and tourists Czech Slavia should review its stance on religious freedom. Vicanová and Reiserová however maintain that there were no restrictions on religious freedoms in the past and there are none of these restrictions currently.

Radek Šedivý (41)

Karolína Vicanová (39)

Albína Reiserová (40)

Czech Slavia · 22 Dec 2020, 23:15

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý gives a message to other countries.

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý had a speech today addressed to other countries. He said that he understands that other countries may be worried over the recent developments in Czech Slavia and he understands why some countries decided to respond with economic-political actions. He said that Czech Slavia will therefore not seek retaliation and will instead focus on keeping friendly relations with other countries . He also urged foreign companies to not be afraid to do their trades in Czech Slavia as the country is finally stable.

"I want to ensure other countries that we are not hiding anything from them, any foreign observers are welcomed to observe our elections and other activities. Yes there currently are some limitations in Czech Slavia, but these are necessary and are only temporary measures." Šedivý said and added that it is the job of every comrade to make it clearer to people in other countries that Czech Slavia is a stable and free country.

In his wise and educated speech Šedivý also thanked countries that keep their restraint and did not respond to the developments in Czech Slavia.

Public trails with Alexandra Kovářová, Klára Zbouralová, Alois Jelen and Michal Plachta postponed

The Extraordinary People's Court postponed the trials with Alexandra Kovářová, Klára Zbouralová, Alois Jelen and Michal Plachta as these people left Czech Slavia for other countries. Former leader of the CF Alexandra Kovářová went to Spain, former prime minister Michal Plachta went to the United Duchies, and former leader of the CND Klára Zbouralová with the former leader of the SDPCS Alois Jelen went to Leagio.

The court has decided that it cannot rule out justly without the defendants being present and able to defend themselves. This decision has truly showed how dedicated to justice and fairness the members of the Extraordinary People's Court are. Political leadership of Czech Slavia announced that it won't request the extraditions of the suspects, but instead warned the leadership of Spain, United Duchies and Leagio that they those people might be criminals and issued a proclamation to the suspects themselves urging them to come to Czech Slavia to have the possibility of clearing their names before the unbiased, independent and fair Extraordinary People's Court. A citizen that hasn't done anything wrong has of course nothing to fear, the response of the mentioned citizens to this urge will speak on their guilt for itself.

A public trial with a former member of Parliament Miroslava Císařová

A trial with a former member of Parliament Miroslava Císařová was held today. Miroslava Císařová is a member of the CF that has proposed transforming Czech Slavia from a democratic republic to a monarchy. Císařová was accused of treason, attempting to cause an armed conflict with Austria, financing an anti-Czech sentiment in Austria and indecency toward youth.

Císařová admitted to treason and that her actions could have resulted in armed conflict with Austria, as liberating members of Habsbourg family even by force was her intention. She also admitted to financing anti-Czech groups in Austria and the author of the infamous proclamation, which called for Czech prime minister to be brutally murdered, was also financed by her.

She however vocally denied taking part in any indecent behavior, going as far as to say that if her arm was not dislocated, an injury which she, according to her own words, obtained while practicing yoga, she would have to throw her boot at those who suggest that she would ever take part in such actions, and pledged to all present mothers that she truly would never do such an action as she was looking to become a mother with her partner before too. In the past there are well documented examples of ladies from higher society of indulging in indecent activities with the youth, but there was no evidence to support the accusation that Císařová has done so and so she was found innocent of that accusation.

She was however found guilty of treason, attempting to cause an armed conflict with Austria and financing an anti-Czech sentiment in Austria and was sentenced to twenty five years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Císařová showed her true colors soon, but there might be many other looking to undermine our democracy and replace a democratic republic for a monarchy, which goes directly against the freedom of the people. But the party will remain vigilant and on guard, she won't let our democratic institutions be taken from us!

Miroslava Císařová, former member of Parliament and an enemy of the people

Czech Slavia · 23 Dec 2020, 21:28

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Public trail with the head of the StB Karolína Vicanová

In a shocking development the head of the StB and a candidate seeking nomination of the Party for the presidential election Karolína Vicanová, and a group of her supporters, stood before the Extraordinary People's Court today. She was accused of holding important information from other officials, planning a coup, and abusing her powers as head of the secret police. While some members of former CPCS were already sentenced by a court before, but Vicanová is the highest ranking party member to stood before trial so far.

The defendant initially pledged innocent of all the crimes and later admited to abusing her powers and holding important information form other officials, but the court found her guilty of all the crimes. However it must be noted that through it is now confirmed that the suspects ere beaten by the StB on the orders of Vicanová, the confessions were by no mean forced, denying such ludicrous conspiracy theories must be a necessity of every conscious and upstanding comrade. Vicanová acted out that way simply because of her suspected sadism. Her accomplices were also all found guilty.

Karolína Vicanová was sentenced to ten years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Her accomplices were sentenced to between five to fifteen years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. They will all be replaced by trustworthy people approved by the Extraordinary People's Court .Now that traitors in our ranks, and even in high places were discovered we must stay cautious ever more, for we are the guards of our own liberty and liberty is worth fighting for.

Karolína Vicanová, former head of the StB and an enemy of the people

Czech Slavia · 18 Mar 2022, 02:18

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Public trial with the members of eco-socialist organizations

It has come to a attention of the Extraordinary People's Court that despicable group of infiltrators infiltrated our victorious movement in a form of eco-socialist activists. They claim that they could not support the direction Czech Slavia was heading with Plachta and that socialist state is more just, yet should limit some of its industries, involving the mining industry. But all the people remember that it was environmentalist groups that were first to stand against the just socialist government and were the first reason before its collapse. Even now these infiltrators stand against the wise policies of the Party and were known to support the villainous Vicanová. Seven members of environmentalist organisations claiming to be socialist were accused of sabotage and though all of them except for one pledged innocent they were all found guilty.

One of the defendants who pledged guilty was sentenced to a year in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry, for his co-operation with the court, the others were sentenced to two and a half year in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Alarmingly two members of parliaments, who previously pledged their support for Karolína Vicanová were among the defendants.

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý questions the decision of the Extraordinary People's Court

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý today suggested that the Extraordinary People's Court has gone too far in its attempts to eradicate the danger of a right-wing coup and punish those responsible for the deaths of Bílý and Voda.

This has come after the Court has sentenced seven environmentalists for sabotage. Šedivý said that he doesn't share the opinions of those people, but he says that there is little evidence showing a subversive activity from them.

"It seems to me that the honorable members of the Court might have accidentally sentenced innocent people this time for their opinions rather than their actions. I understand that we are in complicated times, but I think this action could hurt Czech Slavia in the yes of its own citizens and in our foreign relations." Šedivý has said that he believes that members of the Court had the best of intentions, trying to keep the country safe, but he will try to get in contact with them and convince them to re-open this particular case.

The Speaker however dismissed that the court might have done mistakes in other cases and insist that there was overwhelming evidence that Vicanová was indeed guilty.

Czech Slavia · 24 Dec 2020, 14:28

Česká tisková kancelář

Radek Šedivý accused of planning a coup, stand before the Extraordinary People's Court

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý was accused of planning a coup a brought before the Extraordinary People's Court together with forty eight suspected accomplishes, all the defendants pledged innocent. While the trial started as public during its course the public was lead out of the room and the trial continues without the presence of the public. This have angered some and there are small protests demanding access to the court room, police and People's Militias were called to guard the building.

The defendants were brought before the Court just hours before the meeting of the Socialist Republican Party where the delegates will select the presidential candidate, all forty nine defendants were supposed to be present at that meeting as delegates. Despite 49 out of the 308 delegates not being able to be there and vote, the meeting can continue without them if there will be more then three-fourths of the delegates present.

Czech Slavia · 24 Dec 2020, 21:54

Česká tisková kancelář

Albína Reiserová was nominated as the SRP presidential candidate

Albína Reiserová, the Head of the Extraordinary People's Court, was elected as the Socialist Republican Party presidential candidate and the leader of the party. She was elected by the party delegates on the SRP meeting in Prague. Reiserová was the only candidate to confirm her intention to run for the presidential election on the meeting, as Karolína Vicanová, who also announced intention to run, is currently serving her sentence in prison, and Radek Šedivý, who also announced intention to run, is currently being judged by the Extraordinary People's Court.

Out of the 308 delegates 259 were present as 49, including Šedivý, are now judged by the Extraordinary People's Court and couldn't be present. Candidate needs more then half of the votes of the present delegates to win the nomination. Albína Reiserová received 142 votes out of the 259.

Reiserová expressed her gratitude for the trust put in her by the party members and is confident she will win the presidential elections that will be help on December 28th and in which Reiserová will be the only candidate.

Some members of the SRP are not satisfied with nomination process claiming that Reiserová would not get the nomination if all delegates could be present. Former leader of the SRP and prime minister Slavomíra Černá congratulated Reiserová on her victory, and said she is exited to work with her, she also told those who are complaining about the nomination process to respect the democratic centralist principles of the party and express their complaints on the meetings of the party rather then on the media.

Albína Reiserová, new leader of the Socialist Republican Party and a presidential candidate of that party.

Czech Slavia · 28 Dec 2020, 16:00

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Radek Šedivý declared innocent by the Extraordinary People's Court

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý, who was accused of planning a coup was declared innocent be the Extraordinary People's Court yesterday, along with 36 others other defendants. 12 defendants were found guilty and sentenced to prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. They will be replaced by trustworthy people approved by the Extraordinary People's Court.

Radek Šedivý and all the other who were found innocent already pledged full support behind the presidential candidate Albína Reiserová and promised to help her with campaigning. Šedivý also urged all his supporters to stand behind Reiserová and do not split the party. All of them also praised the Extraordinary People's Court as highly just and indeed very needed.

Czech Slavia · 9 May 2022, 01:35

Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Albína Reiserová, a candidate of the entire nation, elected president with overwhelming majority

Albína Reiserová, a candidate of the entire nation, was elected president of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia in presidential election held on 28th of December. The turnout was 86,21%. 80,36% of the votes were for Reiserová and 19,64% were blank votes.

The election showed a great unity of the Czech people and the approval of the steps taken by the Socialist Republican Party The safety of the voters and the members of the voting committees was guaranteed by the People's Militias who guarded the election process over the entire Republic, thus all citizens were allowed to freely express themselves without any fear.

Albína Reiserová expressed gratitude towards voters and said she is ready to assume her position and do her part that the revolution requires, just as all workers in Czech Slavia do their part required by the revolution. She also said that the reactivation of Czech economy will be her first aim.

Reiserová replaced both Vratislav Sova and Slavomíra Černá as the position of prime minister was abolished, both already congratulated the new president and expressed their willingness to work with her.

All the people rejoice at the victory of the people's candidate. All people rejoice as the wise mother president loves all her children. And we are all ready to dedicate ourselves to her ingenious visions and plans to better our beloved motherland. Forward comrades, accept no limits!

President Albína Reiserová, the great helmswoman

Czech Slavia · 10 Feb 2021, 18:44

Českoslovanská televize
Surprising many, president Reiserová today appointed a fellow actor Karel Šín as the new minister of culture. Šín is not a member of any political party and was critical of the former prime minister Černá. Šín is best know for his role in the Spanish comedy show "Jersey". He was fired from the show after it's eight season due to complications caused by his drug addiction. He has since recovered from the addiction and now he advocates for alcohol and drug abstinence. Šín publicly declared himself a dedicated socialist just a week before being appointed the minister of culture. We bring you an interview our reporter Jílek had with the new minister Šín.

Jílek: "Comrade minister, thank you very much for coming here today."

Šín: "Thanks for having me."

Jílek: "I would like to know what persuaded you to enter politics?"

Šín: "I was approached by the great comrade president Reiserová directly with the request to join her cabinet as a minister of culture. I previously had no intentions of entering politics, I didn't ask anybody to be appointed minister, I was asked if I would be willing to be appointed minister. And I thought of the great Czech people and how they supported me for the entirety of my career, for which I am so grateful, and decided that I have to accept this great honor to be named a minister of culture and do my best for the people of this country."

Jílek: "Why have you decided to become a minister in a SRP government? You were previously critical of the government of former prime minister Slavomíra Černá. You accused Černá of not being born in this country, but instead hailing from Ruthund and her policies not being for the Czech people. Do you still maintain this position?"

Šín: "Well listen I know have reason to believe that at least one grandparent of comrade Černá was from Czech Slavia, and it is quite likely that two of them were in fact Czech. It is possible that she was born in this country. But she did hand the power to the former leaders of opposition parties, and they were most definitely of foreign origin. They no longer even live in Czech Slavia. And I am not saying that everything that comrade Černá did was bad, there were undoubtedly many great things, but this shouldn't have happened. And I would also like to clarify that I love the people from Ruthund and from the entire world. Now president Reiserová is, without question, Czech and does what is best for Czech people and that is a government that I want to be part of. But I am not a member of any political party, I am me, Karel Šín."

Jílek: "I understand. What are your plans for the resort of culture comrade minister?"

Šín: "My objective is to bring the art closer to the people. In painting the currently dominant realism is too detached from the people I feel. Normal citizen can't paint in that style, the households are lacking quality paintings, the realistic art style just feels so elitist, you know. That is something I'd like to change. There is a simple yet beautiful art style originating from Czech Slavia, sadly it is so small that it doesn't even have a name. Let me show you an example I painted personally.

Here "The people are welcoming the new minister" it is simple, positive, the characters have little detail, only some basic attributes are shown so everybody can relate to it. You just look at a painting like this and it is obvious to you that it is Czech. I've heard that the Archbishop of Inquista bought some painting in this style and that is something we should strive for. Having Czech glory being shared by our art across the Union. We should aim to have art like this displayed at the furniture expositions in Fremet, have them decorate the communal facilities in the Union of Syndicates as well as imperial halls in the Empire of Inimicus. And let every working person become an artist if they wish so, an art for the people by the people. Czech Slavia should be on a drug called socialist art, very available, if you try it once you want to try it again."

Jílek: "Fascinating, Now comrade minister since you are an actor are similar changes planned for that type of art as well?"

Šín: "Let's not get hasty now. If you want to create a good film or a play or a show you need the actors as well as directors to have a certain type of blood, a tiger blood. Without it our shows would look like "Jersey " past season eight, horrible. This goes to show you how important it is to have tiger blood, it was a great show up to season eight, then the incopentent director fires an actor with tiger blood, tries to replace him with much worse actor and the show becomes unwatchable, those were all my fans, not theirs. So we need to cultivate the tiger blood in our actors, not ignore it, that would result in catastrophe. I've lobbied to create a show similar to "Jersey", but better, in the past. Of course without the decadent influence of the capitalism, without any alcohol or drugs. It would also not treat women like objects. In "Jersey they were always portrayed as objects that the main character has sex with. But in the comedy show I wanted to create women would be portrayed as smart, strong and independent. And then the main character would have sex with all of them. Now this show will get approved by me, so that is my most imminent plan for this type of art."

Jílek: "Thank you for your time, I wish you all the best comrade minister."

Šín: "Thank you, take care. To an absolute victory on the cultural front."

Minister of culture, Karel Šín

Czech Slavia · 18 Mar 2021, 18:40

Česká tisková kancelář

Leader of the SDPCS Alois Jelen returns to the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, found innocent by the Extraordinary People's Court

Leader of the SDPCS Alois Jelen who has been suspect of taking part in a coup against the republic has returned to Czech Slavia from Leagio to stand before the Extraordinary People's Court. The Extraordinary People's Court has found Jelen innocent of the charges. The Head of the Court and the President of the Republic Albína Reiserová called on others who escaped Czech Slavia to avoid trial to return to Czech Slavia and have a chance to defend themselves and clear their names. Alois Jelen confirmed the independence of the court and admitted his mistake of not staying in Czech Slavia to defend himself.. Both the judges and the defendant agreed that the Extraordinary People's Court once again demonstrated its utmost in stabilizing the country. Jelen now wants to help with rebuilding the social democratic party and clearing it from damaging influences.

The Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia successfully re-registered

The Government of Czech Slavia declared the situation in the state to be mostly stabilized and with imminent dangers to the republic eliminated, new and suspended political parties may seek registration. The Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia was the first to be re-registered after being suspended in December 2020.

Chairman of the SDPCS Alois Jelen, who has recently returned from Leagio said that the party will immediately start preaparing for the Czech parliamentary election held in October 2021.

Czech Slavia · 16 Apr 2021, 15:30

Česká tisková kancelář

Českoslovanská televize introduces a new 'democratic patriotic' program
The ministry of culture introduced new guidelines for the Českoslovanská televize with the goal of propagating the democratic establishment of the democratic republic and patriotism. In accordance the Českoslovanská televize introduced a new program with emphasis on Czech produced shows and documentaries.
"... for instance shows for children is something that was completely neglected in the previous years. We used to mostly air foreign children shows and we felt that they don't promote the values we hold dear, which was a shame. We have the capabilities to produce our own shows and we want our children to have tiger blood, which is needed in this word to truly excel. The new Czech shows for kids will be focused on promoting love for the country and inciting a pride in its democratic and socialist establishment and the country's accomplishments. Our aim is to mobilize the people." reads a part of the message published by the minister of culture Karel Šín, who himself is in the process of writing one of the new comedy shows.
Another addiction is a short program called 'Reiserová's moments' promoting president's work and quotes, but also showcasing stories from the lives of citizens. As for example parents cooking for their children, idea for such segment was reportedly inspired by the Archbishop of Inquista, Mikaela Kligenberg.
The new program attracted criticism from some civic groups which describe the program as progression of attempts of brain washing and destroying all public morale. Minister Šín denied all the accusations saying that the new guidelines propagate critical thinking as well.

Czech Slavia · 1 May 2021, 22:16

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party

International worker's day celebration in Prague

1st of May
The streets of the capital city Prague filled with endless stream of enthusiastic workers, celebrating the International worker's day together with workers all around the globe. The cheerful workers were greeted by the leadership of the state including comrade president Albína Reiserová who made a speech to the cheering crowd.

In her speech, the president highlighted the ability of workers to defend their own freedom as they showed last year, when the efforts to undermine our people's democracy were stopped by the working people. There were attempts to steal the mines from the hands of the workers, had the workers not stopped these foul attempts they would surely become slaves in their own country. But, the workers fought to defend their freedom and they were successful.
President also mentioned the International worker's day celebrations of the past, where she as a member of actors union used to take part in the parades and expressed happiness that such parades of free people can be held openly today.
Rest of the speech was about what the future holds. President praised the unions for always standing with the working people. However, the reforms done by Plachta's government allowed for creation of unions not representing the working class and sabotaging their interests. The predecessor of the SRP, the CPCS was for creation of such unions, as unions organized by state did no longer align with the workers interests. But now, that the all the power in the state is again in the hands of the working class, the state organized unions once again fully align with the workers interests and soon they will once again be the only permitted unions. As the president showed, that we won't tolerate anybody undermining our republic!
In the last sentences, president promised that the nation's resources will forever remain in the hands of the workers and thanked the people for all their work and devotion to the republic.

The crowd cheered and wished long live to the republic, the party and the president, showing true unity of our people. Soldiers even shouted that as long as the last of them breathes the red flag will remain over the Prague's Castle.

In other regions, the International worker's day celebrations were also spectacular, and they will surely be even more spectacular all over our country next year!

Czech Slavia · 12 May 2021, 20:56

Česká tisková kancelář

Smaller town and villages report lack of toilet paper long lines formed at local shops

Many smaller settlements report lack of toilet paper. As new quotas for Inquistan products have been announced some of the state owned stores expected a delivery of said Inquistan goods, yet didn't order any products from the Inquistan companies. Due to a mistake in communication, they expected the products to be ordered by the government from which they could in turn order these products. As a result some products like wine, chocolates or toilet paper have become scarce in smaller municipalities that have just one store operating.

People started forming lines in an attempt to buy the scarce products and once these shops were depleted of said products, they went looking for them in bigger towns and cities where long lines were formed in which a customer could stand for hours.

Scarcity of basic products, due to mistakes in communication or production, are't new to Czech Slavia, in fact, it is much less common now, then in the past, but regardless there are some calling for a change to Czech economy, even inside the ruling Socialist Republican Party. The economist Stříbrný has said, that this demonstrates the need in continuing and expanding the liberalization program to reduce the government involvement in economy and ensure that mistakes like these do not repeat. On the other hand former university professor Hrzal has criticized the dependance of the state on Inquista, calling it a "shadowy attempt at colonization". He claims that good relations with Inquista should of course be the goal of the country but not at the price of sovereignty. On the other hand, European Councillor Kohout said, that the government does it's best to avoid instances of scarcity of basic products from happening and that in just a few months these instances will be a thing of the past if the current course is maintained.

President Reiserová in today's episode of 'Reiserová's moments' expressed that she always starts her day with gratitude and recommended all the citizens to start their day with gratitude too. Czech conservative politician Kovářová, suspected of attempting a coup on the government and currently residing in Spain, considers this the president's message to the people in this crisis. "This is the president's message to the people affected by the incompetency of the government. She is telling you to stop complaining and just show gratitude to the government for allowing you just some of the basic products." Kovářová released in a statement today.

The lack of products will be resolved in a week, according to the government.