Česká tisková kancelář

The Parliament passes a motions for democratization of the armed forces and the law enforcement

Yesterday, the parliament has passed motion proposed by the Government abolishing all military and police ranks and making the military and police commanders electable by the active soldiers or police officers respectively. The position of commander-in-chief remains unchanged. The Government of President Reiserová has stated that this step is crucial in democratizing the armed forces and the law enforcement in accordance with the Socialist Republican principles and that the security conditions allow for this democratization to be undertaken.

In addition to these changes the Parliament also passed motions to increase the political education of the soldiers, in order increase their morale and include firearm training into a mandatory education. All able-bodied, healthy citizens will be required to undertake firearm training after they reach 21 years of age. The Government has stated that the defense of revolution is a duty of every citizen and mandatory firearm training will ensure that all citizens will have the necessary capabilities to defend it.

The laws will pass into effect on 1 January 2022. All sections of the military and law enforcement will hold the elections for their commanders before this date.

"That sounds nice! You know we were motivated by bringing art closer to the people to, so that they not only understand it, but are also able to create it! Well almost all art, film production remained largely the same. Karel, I mean Šín, would be able to explain it theoretically to you. Something about blood and DNA cultivation. Fascinating stuff, yet he keeps coming up with such... weird ideas about sitcoms.... Anyways have you noticed how the example of culture shows how detached the European elites are from reality? They are not able to understand culture that puts people at the centre as one of the votes on the European Order of Merit demonstrates. A shame really." Reiserová rolled her eyes before realising that she is speaking to a foreign guest. "....Ah sorry I won't derail any further. I like your motivation and I think there is a room for co-operation, perhaps a culture festival could be held?"

The Czech President then started writing few things in her notebook before once again returning her eyes to her counterpart "Well from my side we have talked about all that is important for us. I understand you wish to cooperate with other REM exporters and that you favour of less ambitious way of cooperating, I will discuss it at a government meeting and we will contact you as well as the Yosainese side for talks to establish such relation. Is there anything else that you'd like to discuss?"

"I think your ideas are great Mr.... Mr. Head of State, totally palatable! Well expanding co-operation to other fields and to more parties is of course good and in the interest of the Czech people as long as it doesn't conflict with our interest to pursue friendly relations with all countries, doesn't conflict our existing agreements with our partners and wouldn't limit us in our future agreements."

"Programme for students from Istkalen to enrol in Czech schools is something I am very supportive of and I think we could sign such agreement as soon as possible."

Reiserová once again reached into her cabinet and after a while pulled out a book, which she opened and began to read a motivational quote: "One way to keep your heart together when the state of the world weighs heavy on it is to simply help somebody. Even if it is just one person" she looked at her counterpart "It is of course about an individual, but it is very true, and it could relate to states as well, wouldn't you agree? We are more than willing to help Istkalen in this manner. In fact we regard it as the most effective way to help. Education is so crucial and the students will then return to the home country to develop it, jobs here will remain secure for our people and your country will not experience a brain drain! Now of course, it is also important for us that foreign students are taught our language, our culture and history."

"I am interested in your art so before saying more on the collaboration in this field please elaborate."

Regarding the request "Accellerate the construction of the vital Artabanos Canal Project, linking the Caspian and Persian waters" by the Confederacy of North Diessen

The Confederacy of North Diessen accepted the counter-offer by the European Commission as their subsidy request. Therefore the European Commission GRANTS the subsidy request.

The request now goes to the European Council. The European Council has 120 hours, until 19:38 GMT 27. 11. 2021, to start a review process. If the European Council doesn't start the review process in this period, the decision of the European Commission is approved by the European Council.

Sofie Čikarová
Premier Commissioner

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party) for foreign readers

What is Socialist Republicanism

Socialist Republicanism is a brilliant and original contribution of Albína Reiserová, Leader of the Progressive Mankind, to the national and international thought, influenced by by the philosophy of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, that is leading the people of Czech Slavia towards highly developed socialism and prosperity.

Socialist Republicanism recognises the masses of working people as the driving force of historical progress. It also recognises the relation between a parent and their children as eternal and natural and for the working people to be successful in their fight against their class enemy it is essential that this relation is established between them and the Great Leader from their ranks. The role of the Great Leader is to guide the workers' masses to maturity and success, which would otherwise not be possible, as a parent guides their children. The Great Leader, the Parent of the Nation, must be chosen by the people themselves for the establishment of this relation.

Czech Socialist Republicanism is a path towards prosperity suited for the conditions and realities of Czech Slavia, it doesn't claim to be a path best suited at all times for people of all countries. It promotes co-operation and brotherhood between people around the world in order to achieve prosperity, regardless of their selected path.

"Yes, we recognise the Republic of Istkalen and we also do not intend to tell you what form of Government should the Republic adopt. Thank you for the clarification, your Exellence, I am happy to hear that Istkalen will pursue an open trade policy and is interested in basing it on the principle of co-operation with Czech Slavia. But you know, I don't yet have any details ready for the structure or form of the co-operation in REM mining industry. General Secretary Watanabe of Yosai, did you have the privilege of meeting him? A charismatic person, I think you'd like him, he is also not a very thirty person," Reiserová derailed a bit and looked her counterpart intensely in the eyes, she wasn't very happy with his choice of refusing a drink, before once again refocusing on the topic "Well General Secretary Watanabe told me that Yosai would also be interested in co-operation in this field and they they favour dividing the amounts individual exporters could send to a certain country, Like for example that to a Country A 40% of REM will be delivered from Istkalen, 30% from Yosai and 30% from Czech Slavia and each of the exporting countries would respect this division and wouldn't attempt to expand at the expanse of the other. But from what you have said this might be too ambitious for you and setting prices might be more agreeable to you."

"But regardless this will have to be discussed in a multilateral meeting by experts, the important thing now is that you are in principle in agreement with co-operation in this field." Reiserová nodded to herself a few times. "Now I hope that is all that can be said about this field of co-operation at this time, but you mentioned that there are several other points regarding our co-operation, so if you don't have anymore questions, we could move to them?"

The response to Reiserová's short speech made her feel really good and now with questions being asked, she felt like if she were on a festival giving an interview, which was much more familiar to her then her other duties as the Head of State and Government.

"I am hoping that the meeting today is a beginning of very close, friendly relations based on co-operation and mutual respect between our two countries. The General Secretary has agreed that our foreign trade policies should be funded on the principle of co-operation rather then competition, so I am very optimistic about the future of our relations."

Regarding the request "Accellerate the construction of the vital Artabanos Canal Project, linking the Caspian and Persian waters" by the Confederacy of North Diessen

The time of deliberation has concluded at 19. 11. 11:04 GMT
It was proposed that the European Commission proposes a counter-offer to the Confederacy of North Diessen
The votes for proposing the counter-offer are as follows:
FOR: Two
AGAINST: None
ABSTAINED FROM VOTING: None
DID NOT VOTE: One

Therefore the European Commission proposes the following counter-offer to the Confederacy of North Diessen:
Name of the state: Confederacy of North Diessen
Intended use for the subsidy: Accelerate the construction of the vital Artabanos Canal Project, linking the Caspian and Persian waters
Requested form of subsidy: low-interest loan, cash payments to the Confederal Government of North Diessen
Amount of money requested (In Euros): 500 000 000€
Proposed time-frame in which the loan will be payed back: 25-30 years (earlier repayment possible depending on Canal's profitability)
Proposed interest per annum: 0,4%

The Confederacy of North Diessen may fully accept, partly accept or fully refuse the counter-offer. In a case where the member state fully accepts the counter-offer, the amended subsidy request is granted by the European Commission. In a case where the member state partly accepts or fully refuses the counter-offer, the Commission will deliberate and vote on whether to grant or deny the subsidy request in its amended or original form without the right to make another counter-offer to the subsidy request.

Sofie Čikarová
Premier Commissioner

Regarding the request "Accellerate the construction of the vital Artabanos Canal Project, linking the Caspian and Persian waters" by the Confederacy of North Diessen

I vote FOR offering the counteroffer proposed by me to the Confederation of North Diessen

Sofie Čikarová
Premier Commissioner

"Are you sure that you don't want a bonbon? It could help you with your voice." Reiserová said, still searching in her drawer, after hearing Rikkalek speak. "Oh well, I guess there won't be any singing then." her eyes turned to the eyes of her counter-part for a moment, she smiled slightly before returning to the drawer. "I'm glad to hear your flight was pleasant, I never really had a unpleasant flight myself. Regardless I hope the flight will not be your only pleasant experience today. My day has been good so far, thank you."

A few seconds after she finished she also finished putting things in front of her and closed her drawer. "Alright, I am hoping that you will make the situation in your country more clear to me. I understand that your country is internally stabilising but I would like to hear your perspective on the situation and I am also interested in the goals of Istkalen in its trading policy, since, you know, you embargoed us alongside the other countries. Czech Slavia is interested in replacing competition in trade with other producers of the REM with co-operation and I would like to ask you if Istkalen would be interested in persuading co-operation in this area. However the recent developments also raise the concern about stability in the trading policy of Istkalen. So I would like to ask you first about the goals of Istkalen in trading policy and secondly about it's stability."

Reiserová looked her counterpart in the eyes "Are you sure you don't want anything to drink either? I wouldn't want to keep you thirsty after your journey." She was thirsty herself, but felt bad oredring a drink only for herself and not for her guest.