Imis patch 1.1.6

• It is no longer possible to start a criminal career in an Orthodox Church.
• Added actions of swearing loyalty to the Republic, the President, the Party or the socialist establishment. Imis will receive an Inspired emotion.

Česká tisková kancelář

President of the Republic signs Declaration of Friendship with Inquista

President Albína Reiserová signs Declaration of Friendship with Inquista which have previously passed through the Parliament. This was done after both parties fulfilled promises given to each other and after the Declaration was already signed by Inquista.

The officials of the ruling Socialist Republican Party consider the Declaration the show of the wisdom of the Inquistan government and of the diplomatic ability of the Czech government, which, according to them, managed to bring a great respect to Czech Slavia. The Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia also expressed their support for the declaration, while the Communist Party of Czech Slavia warn of its possible consequences "We did not win respect the respect of the Inquistan bourgeoisie, it may appear that they smile at us, but behind their backs they hide a rope which they plan to use to bound our country. You do not win their respect by crawling at their feet, you show them that you are a trained pet. On the contrary we might have lost the respect of working people around the globe." said chairman of the Communist Party Hrzal.

In addition to signing the Declaration of Friendship, Reiserová also awarded Archbishop Mikaela Klingenberg with the Order of Friendship for her significant work on developing the diplomatic relations between her country and Czech Slavia. Former Prime minister Slavomíra Černá stood besides the president when the signature of the Declaration was announced and was credited with starting the process of developing close relations with Inquista. Černá, who is also one of the possible candidates for the position of Czech Ambassador to Inquista, also thanked Inquista for their gift, the statue called "Sisters in Destiny" and stated that "The future is ours to shape, together. For the sake of future generations let us fully devote ourselves to shaping it in a spirit of friendship and co-operation."

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Victory of the Socialist Republicans over deviants

At the meting of the Central Committee of the Socialist Republican Party, the Party achieved yet another victory against traitors, opportunists, loudmouths and deviants from ultra-left and from the right.

The clique of Josef Hrzal overstepped all boundaries, when they decided to spread baseless lies about the Party leadership, namely that the Party leadership is putting Czech Slavia into shackles of Inquistan capital. Publicly sharing their ludicrous claims of Byzantism and Cult of Personality being build around the paramount leader Reiserová are another evidence of their anti-party activities, aiming at destroying its unity. Such activities can't be tolerated if we are to maintain our revolution and liberty!

Their claims that the Socialist Republican Party is abandoning the path of Marxism have been shown as another lies, as the wise leader Reiserová brilliantly explained that the situation the Democratic Republic is in requires a different approach and a different path, which is based on the genius of Marx and Engels, but fits the needs of Czech revolution. The bourgeois shrieks of the ultra-left's around professor Hrzal, masked by radical phrases, their deep misunderstanding of the current Czech conditions and their attacks against the genuine and everlasting friendships between Czech Slavia and liberal democratic states fully shows that they live in a Realm of Forms, not real material world and their ideas are harmful to the Czech revolution.

Josef Hrzal and other prominent ultra-leftists have been expelled from the Socialist Revolutionary party and they formed a new Communist Party of Czech Slavia, which has been registered and became a third registered party in the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia.

Yet, cleansing of the party was not done. The opportunist clique of Jiří Stříbrný expected to gain benefits from the expulsion of ultra-leftists, to their surprise they received well deserved expulsion themselves. The members of the Central Committee demonstrated their adherence to revolutionary principles and uncovered the anti-party views held by Stříbrný. While it may seem that the right deviants do not pose as a threat to the party as the ultra-left deviants, their attempts to social democratize could poison the party and lead to its demise if tolerated. Stříbrný was revealed to be an author of anonymously published article criticizing the party for its handling of economy, a grave violation of the principle of democratic centralism.

Jiří Stříbrný and other prominent rightists, among them former president Vratislav Sova, have been expelled from the party, with some joining the Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia and a few joining in with the ultra-leftists in the formation of the Communist Party of Czech Slavia.

Traitors have been shown that the dedication of Social Republicans to the revolution is unwavering. Away with all tyrants and traitors! Forwards left, not a step back!

On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia I vote FOR this act.

Václav Kohout
Councillor for Czech Slavia

@Istkalen Accepted

Česká tisková kancelář

Smaller town and villages report lack of toilet paper long lines formed at local shops

Many smaller settlements report lack of toilet paper. As new quotas for Inquistan products have been announced some of the state owned stores expected a delivery of said Inquistan goods, yet didn't order any products from the Inquistan companies. Due to a mistake in communication, they expected the products to be ordered by the government from which they could in turn order these products. As a result some products like wine, chocolates or toilet paper have become scarce in smaller municipalities that have just one store operating.

People started forming lines in an attempt to buy the scarce products and once these shops were depleted of said products, they went looking for them in bigger towns and cities where long lines were formed in which a customer could stand for hours.

Scarcity of basic products, due to mistakes in communication or production, are't new to Czech Slavia, in fact, it is much less common now, then in the past, but regardless there are some calling for a change to Czech economy, even inside the ruling Socialist Republican Party. The economist Stříbrný has said, that this demonstrates the need in continuing and expanding the liberalization program to reduce the government involvement in economy and ensure that mistakes like these do not repeat. On the other hand former university professor Hrzal has criticized the dependance of the state on Inquista, calling it a "shadowy attempt at colonization". He claims that good relations with Inquista should of course be the goal of the country but not at the price of sovereignty. On the other hand, European Councillor Kohout said, that the government does it's best to avoid instances of scarcity of basic products from happening and that in just a few months these instances will be a thing of the past if the current course is maintained.

President Reiserová in today's episode of 'Reiserová's moments' expressed that she always starts her day with gratitude and recommended all the citizens to start their day with gratitude too. Czech conservative politician Kovářová, suspected of attempting a coup on the government and currently residing in Spain, considers this the president's message to the people in this crisis. "This is the president's message to the people affected by the incompetency of the government. She is telling you to stop complaining and just show gratitude to the government for allowing you just some of the basic products." Kovářová released in a statement today.

The lack of products will be resolved in a week, according to the government.

On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, I vote FOR all amendments.

Václav Kohout
Councillor for Czech Slavia

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party

International worker's day celebration in Prague

1st of May
The streets of the capital city Prague filled with endless stream of enthusiastic workers, celebrating the International worker's day together with workers all around the globe. The cheerful workers were greeted by the leadership of the state including comrade president Albína Reiserová who made a speech to the cheering crowd.

In her speech, the president highlighted the ability of workers to defend their own freedom as they showed last year, when the efforts to undermine our people's democracy were stopped by the working people. There were attempts to steal the mines from the hands of the workers, had the workers not stopped these foul attempts they would surely become slaves in their own country. But, the workers fought to defend their freedom and they were successful.
President also mentioned the International worker's day celebrations of the past, where she as a member of actors union used to take part in the parades and expressed happiness that such parades of free people can be held openly today.
Rest of the speech was about what the future holds. President praised the unions for always standing with the working people. However, the reforms done by Plachta's government allowed for creation of unions not representing the working class and sabotaging their interests. The predecessor of the SRP, the CPCS was for creation of such unions, as unions organized by state did no longer align with the workers interests. But now, that the all the power in the state is again in the hands of the working class, the state organized unions once again fully align with the workers interests and soon they will once again be the only permitted unions. As the president showed, that we won't tolerate anybody undermining our republic!
In the last sentences, president promised that the nation's resources will forever remain in the hands of the workers and thanked the people for all their work and devotion to the republic.

The crowd cheered and wished long live to the republic, the party and the president, showing true unity of our people. Soldiers even shouted that as long as the last of them breathes the red flag will remain over the Prague's Castle.

In other regions, the International worker's day celebrations were also spectacular, and they will surely be even more spectacular all over our country next year!

On behalf of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, I vote AGAINST this motion.

Václav Kohout
Councillor for Czech Slavia

"Looks like a nice country, I could take my boys here one day to hike, you know, when I have the opportunity." said president Reiserová while looking out of the window, as the airplane was getting closer to its destination.

"Oh yeah, quite a nice place. So this is the place from which most of our former top ranking politicians came from, I suppose." Responded minister Šín, filling his mouth with chips once he finished, with a conspiracy theory he still firmly believed.

"Do not dare to say anything like that once we are out of the plane! Having good relations with Ruthund is crucial to us." Reiserová reacted, with her finger pointing at Šín.

Šín in turn reacted by extending his hand with a bag of chips, offering the president to take some. "No worries, I know how to behave myself."

"Well I hope so!" Reiserová responded before looking at the chips offered to her. "No thank you. I just hope the gift we are bringing will be seen as appropriate, their culture seems rather strict."

The gift Albína Reiserová mentioned

Šín smirked "They are just people like you and me, most of them probably agree that "Jersey" went really downhill after season eight, I am sure they will appreciate the gift. Besides all we have done so far is winning, I don't think that is about to change. Have you seen the article they have written about our new tv program on Inquista Today? Winning!"

President Reiserová raised her eyebrows and smiled a bit "Have you read the full article? Have you seen what they are writing about you?"

"That I am a mastermind." Šín said with pride, in fact he has underlined the words Šín and mastermind in the newspaper.

"And?"

"And that I have tiger blood."

"That you claim to have tiger blood. And they claim that.. ehm... something not nice has happened to you at multiple party conferences." President crossed her hands.

"Yeah I've read that. What fools, I never was at a single party conference." Šín nervously laughed, ignoring the second half of the claim. "Anyways, do not pay attention to what the journalist are writing. You might have not experienced it yourself, but the journalists were always against me when I was acting and yet, the people loved me. It is the same now, Inquistans love our culture! And they love you!"

Reiserová once again looked out the window and smiled "Thank you." For a while there was silence before she continued "I hope they will show us some of their traditional clothing and we will get to try it for the celebrations, that would be fun!"

"It would certainly be something." Responded Šín with much less enthusiasm.

After the plane has landed Reiserová and Šín made their way into the Grand Temple. They stayed quited during this trip, admiring Kazmurbirha. Once they arrived they spotted Fremet's new Staatsoberhaupt Whoopi Gaarder of Norrland which they greeted by extending their hands and nodding their heads. Then, they joined the Staatsoberhaupt in waiting.