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Competition organized by the Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia

Millions of hearts across the world are rejoicing as one of the most wonderful day in the history of Czech Slavia is approaching, birthday of the paramount leader, comrade president Albína Reiserová. For this special occasion, the Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia gives the fans of the Czech culture all over Europe a chance to partake in the celebration by celebrating Czech culture, compete and win two weeks of holiday in Czech Slavia with a chance to meet comrade president herself!

Devoted fans of Czech culture are invited to register a festival of Czech culture with the Ministry and organize this festival in their countries. On these national festivals of Czech culture a competition is to be held giving the attendees a chance to create their own work of art. These works of art can be in a form of paintings or poems in Czech style. Organizers of the festival will pick one to ten of the best submitted pieces and send them to the Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia, where one winner from each state will be picked. Winners will be awarded a two week holidays in Czech Slavia and with a meeting with comrade president Reiserová. In case of successfully organized festival, the organizers can turn to the Ministry of Culture to cover their expanses. The Ministry of Culture of Czech Slavia reserves the power to reject any submissions that do not satisfy the values of Czech culture. Fans of Czech culture of all ages and backgrounds have a chance to take part in the competition! Not all submissions from one country have to be submitted at the same time. All works have to be submitted until August 1, 2021 (including August 1, 2021)

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Message from the Premier Commissioner Sofie Čikarová following her election

People of Europe, brothers and sisters, friends, allow me to express my thanks to you. Thanks to your valiant effort the European Union finally got a Commission that will stand up for the masses, for equality and for the sovereignty of nations. Despite the predictions of our defeat we have persisted and we have won overwhelmingly. From the time we first campaigned we have build a firm United Front that proved to withstand any attack and that shall not shatter as long as there is a fire of revolt in our hearts.

Our Union is still gripped with many problems instability, natural catastrophes, unemployment, risk of armed conflict. In the coming days the creation of European Development Agency will be proposed, which will be able to provide member states the subsidies in case they have need for them and which will focus on fighting these problems. Any steps taken to re-conciliate with the Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics can also expect to be sponsored by the Office of Premier Commissioner. On the other hand, people of Europe can rest assured that as a Premier Commissioner I won't support any attempt to dictate the adoption of sanctions to the member states. The Commission shall not violate the free trade among the member states, instead it shall support them in their development.

I ask you, the people, to remain united. For when we united we achieved what was deemed impossible and if we remain united no task will be too big to overcome. A just Europe lies ahead. Advance forward, not one step back!

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

President Reiserová speech on end of the school year and the situation in Nofoaga

The Paramount Leader, comrade Albína Reiserová yesterday congratulated the students on finishing the school year in a short speech that we deliver to you.

"Dearest students, I congratulate you all on finishing the school year. I recognize that especially the firs half of the school year was complicated for all of you as the country found itself in a crisis, and yet you persisted and continued studying despite the hardships and for that you deserve our thanks. Our thanks also fully belongs to the teachers, who continued to fulfill their duties even in critical times and guided you through them, ensuring that the quality of our education doesn't decrease in the slightest. Now I wish you all happy holidays, that will allow you to regain your strength to once return in September to study hard and to continue bringing pride to your parents and your motherland, to allow you to work for her in the future, to keep her free and prosperous. To those of you who finished their education I congratulate you on your achievement and wish you fortune in your future work, may it forever fulfill you."

Said the Mother of the Nation in her inspiring speech. But comrade Reiserová continued her speech to bring attention to the situation in Nofoaga.

"But before you go to enjoy your holiday I ask you to think about our dear brothers and sisters in Nofoaga Islands, which have been hit by a horrifying natural disaster. The government has offered to send team of healthcare workers and firefighters to assist Nofoaga and now I announce that the goal of the next subbotnik will be to create material help to Nofoaga and I ask the older ones of you and your parents and your teachers to take part in the subbotnik this week, for solidarity is one of the core tenants of the immortal science of Socialist Republicanism. Solidarity forever!"

It was reported by sources close to comrade Reiserová that she herself postponed her holiday to Ruthund and Mennrimiak to take part in the subbotnik this week.

Message from Sofie Čikarová to her supporters II.

"Dearest friends, I can't express my gratitude to those of you who went and voted for me, despite the fact I was not a candidate. Special thanks belong to my supporters in Montenbourg where I placed second for the office of Internal Affairs Commissioner and Inquista and Mennrimiak where I won as a write-in candidate for the same position. Thank you!

This fact fills me not only with happiness but also with a sense of duty. Please, allow me why I didn't run for any position the last election. My country, the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, was going through difficult and turbulent times and needed to stabilize. In such situation I couldn't, in good conscience, focus on any other task than doing my best to help the wise Socialist Republican Party and president Reiserová to stabilize the country.

Now that the country has stabilized I promise to my supporters that I will hear their calling and will be a candidate in the next election. I am still of the opinion that Europe needs a change at its head at the seat of Premier Commissioner, so I will once more be running for that position. Last election EPA was no longer able to maintain it's grip on Europe in a face of people dissatisfied with their incompetence. Absence of a strong candidate allowed a fairly unsuccessful candidate from the previous election to succeed. That is one of the two most recent successes of Dr. Walter Cocx, the second success was, of course, successfully disappointing those who voted for him because he was not an EPA candidate. I will analyze the election further once I've announced my candidacy for the position of Premier Commissioner.

To all the people. If you have troubles others do not pay attention, please, tell me about them. Even now, I want to listen so I can help once I can. If you want to help me with organizing the campaign I ask you to get in contact with me too. Do not despair for after every night the beautiful sun comes out. And what else is Cocx's premiership other than a particularly unpleasant night? But the time is still going forward and the dawn is nigh.

Take care :- )

Yours Sofie"

Česká tisková kancelář

Albína Reiserová becomes President for Life

A Referendum on extending President Reiserová's term limit to life was held on 17-18 December without any major complications. Out of the 40 723 316 total eligible voters 38 613 848 voted in the Referendum, a 94,82% turnout. 407 084 votes were invalid. The referendum resulted in 91.46% of the votes cast in favor of the extension of President Reiserová's term limit.

The opposition parties expressed their concern about the elections, accusing the Socialist Republican Party of unfair campaign practices, spreading misinformation, intimidation of the voters, buying of votes. Alexandra Kovářová and Klára Zbouralová, former political leaders currently living abroad and suspected of attempting a coup in the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, issued a join statement condemning the referendum and accusing the Socialist Republican Party of widespread election fraud.

The Socialist Republican Party has announced that a celebration of the Referendum result will be held on 22 December along with the celebration of the 100th years of the Party. The Leader of the Progressive Mankind herself has thanked all of those who cast their votes in the Referendum and those who voted in favor of extending her term limit in particular. She had also expressed happiness over the high turnout. The President for Life has refused to comment on the accusation made by the opposition parties saying that that all the power in the state belongs to the working people and their decision is what matters to her.

President for Life Albína Reiserová

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Statement from the Premier Commissioner Sofie Čikarová regarding the situation in the Strait of Adventuranza

People of Europe, recent developments in the disputed territory of the Strait of Adventuranza are a cause for a great concern over Europe as a number of warships entered the territory raising uncertainty and endangering the safety of the ships passing through the strait.

There is a motion in the European Council calling for a creation of international zone in the region until an agreement is reached by the two parties. I regard the creation of such zone by the European Union as a measure that should be used in only the most dire of situations, but if the disputing parties continue with escalating the dispute and do not take the necessary steps towards a deescalation the situation might indeed get to a point in which a creation of such zone would be the only way to ensure the safety of vessels passing through the strait and maintain peace.

For this reason I join the Internal Affairs Commissioner-elect Joseph Biden in calling for the deescalation of the dispute by the involved actors. I call upon the actors that have their warships located in the Strait of Adventuranza to reach an agreement to demilitarize the region, so that there is no more warships in the strait than what is needed to protect the passing ships without causing concern for safety to the other party. Do not let the situation escalate to the point where other actors, such as the European Union, will be forced to directly intervene to guarantee safety.

Regardless of the differing aims and interests of the involved parties, peace and safety must be a common aim of us all.

Prague, Czech Slavia

"Comrade president it's time." announced the secretary of the president of the Republic to Reiserová, who was standing before a mirror in her office

"Good," was, along with a little nod, the answer "let's go."

Before the power crisis in the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, former Czech prime minister Slavomíra Černá was invited to the Most Blessed State of Inquista by the Archbishop Mikaela Kligenberg. And it was time to return the favor. Today was the day that Archishop Kligenberg visits Prague, and meeting with head of the state and government of the richest country in the European Union, left many in the higher position within the state and the party uncertain and stressed, with the exception of one.

As Reiserová arrived at the Ruzyně airport she quickly looked over the men and women in those positions, all professional officials, including the former prime minister Černá who was also present with her dog Dášenka. And although the president recieved a glamorous welcome by these people, she didn't feel particularly well among them. The man she was searching for was a national artist, the minister of culture Karel Šín, who as the only high ranking official didn't stand among the other high ranking official, but who was instead standing few metres away from them chatting with a young female civilian guest.

"Hi." Reiserová greeted Šín "And a pleasure to meet you comrade." as she greeted the young lady.

"Ah! Pardon me mademoiselle," Šín said humbly to the woman. "but comrade president is requiring my presence, I'll make sure to call you once the affairs of the state have been dealt with." and with that he pushed his sunglasses up his nose. The woman said goodbye to both the president and the minister and left.

"So, how do you think this is going to go?" Reiserová asked Šín as they were walking back to other officials.

"I think there will be a lot of winning today and the Inquistans will do what we want of them." Šín smiled.

"Are you not stressed at all? Comrade Černá told me the archbishops forms her diplomacy on the basis of who she personally likes and dislikes."

"Precisely, she'll come here, see your personality and she'll be like, dude can't handle the kindness, and do what we want. You have nothing to worry about you'll make a great impression on her I am sure of it."

"Thank you, it means a lot. Really." and after those words came the news that the plane of the Inquistan archbishop is about to land.

When Kligenberg set her foot on Czech land and walked to her hosts, she was welcomed by all of them. Slavomíra Černá expressed happiness to see her again and said she hopes that they can see each other more often in the future. Karel Šín attempted to compliment the archbishop and told her that is a painter painted a fully realistic portrait of her, the critics would think it is an idealized depiction. Albína Reiserová expressed joy in finally having a chance to meet with Kligenberg. After this, the military band performed the anthems of both nations and Kligenberg was asked to go into a car to see a orthodox cathedral which just finished renovations.

The streets of Prague were much different from a few months back, while propaganda banters and flags of both nations decorated every corner, streets were also full of people trying to aggressively sell their products and many buildings were doing through a renovation. While the slow and limited privatization allowed private persons to sell their products, government companies were even more aggressively trying to sell what they had. The archbishop had a chance to see t-shirts with her own face being sold, some of them with her name spelled incorrectly. Some of these merchants tried to run towards the car with Kligenberg and hand her some of their stuff as a gift, the Czech officials didn't see if Kligenberg took anything from them. Soon they all arrived at the Saints Cyril and Methodius Cathedral and Kligenberg was let inside, where she could have seen one elderly man praying.

"Pretty full here today." remarked Černá.

"Please tell everybody how good of a care we give to our orthodox compatriots." continued Šín.

Saints Cyril and Methodius Cathedral

After this little trip, the archbishop and the president were driven to Prague Caste alone. And Reiserová led Kligenberg inside her office, which was rather plain and decorated with paintings of Marx and Engels alongside important Czech historical figures. "Well this is my office, but I heard that you ehm... prefer a different type of place for a meeting, so if you could please follow me, I'll lead you into my personal room."

The personal room of Albína Reiserová was also rather plain, with white walls, the decoration changed to picture of the president's sons and motivational quotes.

"And this is my room! Feel free to sit down." Reiserová smiled "I've actually got a gift for you. Here, it's a painting, it's supposed to show the two of us. I know you can't really tell which one is supposed to be you, and which one is supposed to be me, but that's apparently the point, you know, showing that we are all just humans... I hope you like it."

Painting portraing Albína Reiserová and Mikaela Kligenberg

"Before we start talking about politics, tell me how was your flight and how did you like Prague? And I'll bring you some tea!" Reiserová disappeared into the kitchen for a moment. "Forgive me that I ask, but weren't you an artist before too?" Reiserová asked from the kitchen.

Česká tisková kancelář

Part of the command of the defense forces arrested, army is to be reorganized and efforts at mobilizing the masses to be increased.

The military police in the early morning hours stormed some military facilities across the country to arrest officers of the defense forces that during the crisis of November and December 2020 that at first refused to follow the orders of the Alexander Bílý and instead collaborated with forces trying to keep Michal Plachta in office. The command of the defense forces have later joined the calls for Plachta's resignation and up until now weren't prosecuted for their previous actions. Among the most notable officers arrested are general Rytíř and general Procházka. They are suspected of treason, for breaking an oath of loyalty to the socialist establishment of the democratic republic. All the arrested officers await trial. It will be the first time since the foundation of the Extraordinary People's Court that the defendants will be from the defense forces.

In order to secure the loyalty of the high command Reiserová's Government has decided to reorganize the army The political commissars are to play a larger role in the command of the army, ensuring its political reliability and adherence to democratic principles. The soldiers will now also be required to swear an oath of loyalty to the President of the Republic. At the same time more time will be dedicated to fighting bullying in the defense forces with tougher punishments.

The disloyalty that the high command of the armed forces have shown in the previous year also led Reiserová's Government to conclude that the mobilization of the masses is of upmost importance, so that every citizen does their duty of defending their Motherland. For that reasons new education programs will be introduce to the schools, directed at teaching kids how to act in the situation of danger. The Pioneers will now also swear an oath of loyalty to the President of the Republic. Older students at universities will also be required to learn how to handle firearms and the People's Militias are to be expanded.

The Ministry of Education has began talks with state-sponsored associations of students functioning in Czech universities like the Association of Impecunious and Progressive Students about the quality of their educators. The Ministry has promised to hear the students out and bring necessary changes. Some students protest this decision, claiming the state-sponsored associations of students are driven ideologically and there is a risk of ending the careers of educators that do not adhere to the policy of the Socialist Republican Party. Other students however praise the action of the Government and its willingness to listen to their demands, and democratizing Czech universities.

Launch event, Rally in Prague, Czech Slavia

"Comrades, sisters and brothers I can't possibly tell you how incredibly happy I am to once again have a chance to stand here before you as a candidate for the position of Premier Commissioner, that I have a chance to represent you. With my first campaign we, together, managed to create such positivity that I continued to get support from people around Europe even after my campaign ended, and for that, I am truly thankful to you and all Europeans. You are the reason why I am running again and I promise you, to do my best to get our voices, the voices of workers and farmers, heard in the Commission!

I have once again decided to start my campaign here, in my homeland, because I am truly proud to be Czech and I am home among Czechs. And I hope that every citizen of all other countries feel the same way about their background. Wherever I went I have seen amazing cultures that people deserve to be proud of. Individuals that do not love the people closest to them, people around them, are unable to love any people. They can love only themselves. And I feel like there is a candidate that does loves nothing more than himself. Who cares solely about hearing his own name and seeing his own face as many times as possible, he will go to such lengths as to plant his face on every subject he will come across and name it after himself. But I don't need to mention this candidate by name, he himself will make sure that you have heard of it as many times as possible.

I have promised before that I will at least briefly analyze the previous Premier Commisioner election and so I will do so now. After a disastrous term of Angela Merkel from EPA the election was won by a previously fairly unsuccessful candidate, the incumbent Dr. Walter Cocx. People have turned away from EPA and their candidate Peter Leeson who in turn now turned away from EPA. What a candidate! EPA picked him as their candidate, as their captain and he was the first to leave the sinking ship! The other candidate, François Le Berre, seemed like a man of some qualities and of some character, but sadly he lacked strength, when accused of being a left-wing politician, he didn't embrace his position, but instead tried to dissociate with it. It's a shame because those who are not proud of what they are can never succeed, that is why I always did and always will urge people I meet to be proud of themselves. I will say it now for everybody to hear, I am a left-wing candidate, I am a socialist candidate and I am a candidate defending the sovereign rights of nations.

Cocx won and his term was just as disastrous as Merkel's term. He tried to violate the separations of powers with his Sanctioning Powers Act, which the Council has stopped and amended his proposition, it went from a dangerous Act to a useless as the Council already had the powers to sanction and not a single santioning act was passed by this act so far. It is no wonder that Dr. Cocx, after embarrassing himself, decided to not seek re-election. But his term could have been very dangerous, if Dr. Cocx was a more capable man.

The European nightmare of Cocx premiership is coming to an end. And who caused the election of Cocx? It was EPA, with their incompetence, they endangered any possible reconciliation with our sisters and brothers in the UNSR, they endangered the unity and friendship of the people of Europe and now they called on Mr. Juncker to come back and return everything to the previous tracks, but you cant go backwards in time! It was the EPA's rule that caused the election of Cocx and their success couldn't lead to anything else but another, perhaps more capable, candidate like Cocx getting elected. This is dangerous and they must be stopped, for the sake of all Europeans!

I have briefly analyzed the previous election and why Dr. Cocx got elected and I explained why that is dangerous for the EU and for co-operation among nations. We need a Premier Comissioner who will promote co-operation. I fully support all policies of rapprochement with the UNSR, as a Premier Commissioner I would support member states in issuing their own foreign policy, and will not try to dictate them a uniform policy, the member states are able to solve this crisis, if the Commission will let them settle it and will support them in this noble endeavor. As I said during my previous run, I fully support every legislation that will fight tax avoidance, give more voice to the labor unions and will otherwise serve the working people. and my economic plan will help all member states of European Union to develop their productive forces or essential services.

My dear friends, I am sorry for talking so long, I will expand on my vision for free and inclusive Europe in the near future, but I am a woman of principles, so my principles are the same as they were previously, and I promise you I will fight for them according to my abilities. Let me once again thank you for your support, I love you all, Thank you!! I wish you a pleasant night, please, wish me a successful fight the time of Eurocrats is almost up and our time is approaching.

Promotional material based on previous message of Sofie Čikarová made by the Minister of Culture Karel Šín

"Oh no worries and no need to apologize, I understand." Reiserová reassured the Emperor, "How did we view the conflict in North Diessen? Well we were against the military intervention carried out by your country. And we would be against any such intervention by any country." Reiserová didn't make any distinction between the position of the Government, the Party and the public "You probably know what the Premier Comissioner said, that was the position of our nation."

"An academic, that is nice! You know I was cast to play a professor once." the President's proud words were followed by few nods from her and then few moments of awkward silence. After few seconds she decided to break the silence again "Anyways I suppose the transition from University into a political life must have been fairly natural for you, right? I mean especially since you taught Early Modern Politics." she took the picture from Artabanos' hand and briefly looked at it. "I hope you tell me more, it all sounds interesting, but of course, let's return to the trade policy for now. I understand why the Empire would want more than just one supplier, but we will see. The talks about the co-operation of the REM producers are in progress and any agreement will require a ratification on our part so again, we will see. That is really all I can say now." she shrugged her shoulders.

"Oh Mikaela, she is an amazing woman, strong, inspirational... Right, let me tell you the story,... thank you for the wine... ok so, before I was elected President, our state was fairly isolated diplomatically and we struggled keeping our qualified workforce in the country, due to the Inquistan Communist Refugee Program. And then Mikaela invited Prime Minister Černá, it was before we had a presidential system, into Saint Dominico, but they failed to reach any agreement. And so when I was elected President, it became my duty to get us out of that program and so invited Mikaela to Prague, and you know, it was my first meeting with a foreign Head of Government so I was obviously stressed. But Mikaela was just so friendly and nice and she completely understood everything, so we reached an agreement quickly and we talked about the important things like motherhood and got close, you know."

Reiserová took a quick sip of the wine and immediately continued talking "So that is how we met. You know, she is just different from all the others, she emanates warmth. The other officials I have met usually seem cold and detached. And perpetually nervous, which is never good for mental health. Like the Head of State of Istkalen, he seems like a nice guy, he is about my, and Mikaela's, age I think, but he is just cold and appears to be always worried about something and is attempting to hide it. You know some politicians are not happy when actors enter politics, but if they had some acting experience they could at least hide their emotions better." she took another short sip, "Hmm... now that I think about it, maybe I should make my ministers take some acting classes." her eyes now met the eyes of the Emperor. "Oh,... anyway I won't derail further. You don't really need to watch my films if you don't like romantic ones. I just thought it may be the reason why you thought I was invited to the Welcome Back Party, that you perhaps saw me in a movie earlier so it confused you."

"Oh,.... umm.... would soman even work on weeds and pests?" Reiserová became quite uncomfortable when the Emperor mentioned his predecessor using gas on the streets of Inimicus and had to briefly excuse herself to the toilet where she washed her face with cold water and had to remove her make up afterward, taking quite a considerable time. When she finally returned she continued in a bit shaken voice "What we would prefer, rather than simple supply, is your companies came into our country, built factories and produced the pesticides and machinery there, you know, employing our people."

"Well great, we can supply Inimicus with wheat, vegetables, fruit, meat, really anything that can grow in our climate, you can tell us what you need and we can direct our focus to that, so it's up to you! As I said, we are interested in Inimican bauxite and might become interested in uranium in time, but we will see what the future will hold. I actually never seen the Archkonsul... can you tell me why he is weird, or is that something you don't want to share? But regarding natural gas. The people north of us, you know the formely Catholic-hating now Catholic-hugging ones, actually have a substantial supply of natural gas. They don't really utilise it now, but there are indications that this might change and they are seeking closer relations. So that is what we are predicting, potentially. No offense, they are just much closer." Reiserová smiled.

"We could have brought other guests with us? Because I am fairly certain that Mr. Tusk is not a life partner of any Head of State or Government here." Reiserová started complaining to President Karaman and Emperor Artabanos almost immediately after greeting them, "You should have told me, if I knew that I..." she paused for a brief moment remembering that Čikarová stood right besides her and not wishing to insult her, "I wouldn't change a thing, you know." she lied, with disappointment in her eyes. If it was truly up to her she would bring either Saková, Šín or Mejzlík with her instead of Čikarová.

"And congratulations on the Canal, it looks that your workers did truly magnificent job!" Čikarová said immediately after Reiserová stopped complaining, which reminded the Czech President the reason of why she is here and forced her to smile and nod in agreement.

After this exchange with the hosts the two women went to greet the Spanish, much to displeasure of Čikarová. She was smiling when greeting the Spanish President, the Royal family members and her former oponent Juncker, but when greeting Donald Tusk her smile disappeared, "Mr. Tusk." she greeted him coldly.

"Jesus!" this time it was Reiserová attempting to diffuse the situation, "I have yet to congratulate you on the mature handling of, you know, our problem. Justice triumphed." she smiled, referring to the willingness of Aguilar to hand over Czechs who were now sentenced for attempting a coup in the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia. "I hope the Spanish companies are satisfied with the conditions for conducting their business in Czech Slavia?" she continued, but before getting the answer the two delegations were approached by the newly elected President of North Diessen.

Both women confirmed that this is their first time visiting the country. "Well you are in luck, because, regarding the Czech companies, I do know," Reiserová nodded at Karaman's comments about Czech companies investing in North Diessen, "they won't invest in this stunning landscape. You know, our laws forbid our companies from operating outside of our borders. Sorry." she shrugged her shoulders before the covered construction site caught her attention. But right after she asked about it, the Diessenar Head of State excused himself and disappeared. Right when Reiserová wanted to remind him of the invitation to her own country.

"Can you believe that, he just..." Reiserová started talking to the Spanish delegation again, but when she turned to face them, she noticed they meanwhile started conversation with the British, leaving her alone with Čikarová. She left out a frustrated sight while the former Premier Commissioner's eyes were directed straight at her. Reiserová's eyes met those of Čikarová and she signalled to her to go somewhere else. Normally the President for Life would go directly to the Archbishop of Inquista, but the Archbishop was currently preoccupied drinking with still dominating the Elthic President in a drinking contest. This would not be an issue under most circumstances, but there was a risk that a picture of either Reiserová or Čikarová with a drink could be published, which would go against the norms of the Czech strick anti-alcoholism campaign.

Finally Rekiserová spotted Rikkalek and Silas, the latter reading some sort of paper, and she has decided to go join them, followed closely by Čikarová. "Can you believe some of the people here? Some just leaving in the middle of a conversation and some, you know, just interjecting themselves in the conversation of others." complained Reiserová, interjecting herself to the conversation of Silas and Rikkalek, while sitting down close to them. "Today you are not the only one who will not be drinking Mr. Rikkalek, me and comrade Čikarová will be joining you in your struggle." while Reiserová was speaking, Čikarová physically blocked Rikkaleks path when he was about to leave. She looked him straight in the eyes, bit her lips and slightly shook her head pleading him not to leave. She knew that if the President for Life will end up even more frustrated than she was at the moment, all the blame would fall on her own head. And while Čikarová didn't exactly wish to become the Councillor for Czech Slavia she preferred it to the alternative of becoming a director of a potato farm in some village, which she would become if the President became too dissapointed with her.

"Oh, Mr. Kligenberg allow me to thank you for your principled stance on all issues concerning the friendship of the Most Blessed State and the Democratic Republic. It means a lot to me." said Reiserová and looked at Silas. He seemed concerned to her. "Is everything alright?" she asked sounding concerned. She also looked at Čikarová briefly and nodded at her. Čikarová rolled her eyes and pulled out a small, foldable chess board and small chess pieces, placing them at the table. "Well I know what always gets me in a better mood." Reiserová smiled at Silas, despite the fact that contrary to her statement chess has so far always contributed to getting her in a bad mood as she was so far still unable to win at the game.

"Mikaela! I missed you!" Reiserová responded sincerely while she was embraced in a hug. The Archbishop's enthusiasm made the Czech President emotional, while she was used to enthusiastic greetings wherever she went, the greetings she received from high ranking SRP officials always fell distant and impersonal. "Thank you! You are so kind, not like some people you know. And you are looking stunning yourself!"

The President's mood soon got even better, firstly because of the predictable visit to the spa and secondly when she realized that the woman taking care of her was Czech. The establishment of Czech Slavia has long displayed negative attitudes towards emigrants, most recently they were negatively portrayed in the Czech video game Imis. Reiserová took a deep breath. "Well this is poetic, don't you think? You go far away from the motherland, from your comrades, and look where that led you." She told the woman who was literally at her feet. "No matter where you go, the truth is inescapable." With these words Reiserová took her eyes off her with a smile.

"Yes, your cousin has been very pleasant, he seemed a bit saddened you know. I am not sure why some people speak ill about him, he always seems nice to me.... wait, he's got a professional to coach him? I didn't know my skills left such an impression on him!" The information shocked Reiserová, but they also assured her of her self-perceived abilities.

Once the beauticians were done with their work and left the two stateswomen alone, Reiserová complimented Kligenberg for her smart decision to have Czech immigrants care for them, not realizing that it might not have been the Archbishop's plan at all.

"Ah Šín... you know, I don't want to talk about him right now... Silas told you he saw Čikarová rolling her eyes at me? I will certainly have to talk with him about that then. You know Mikaela, you are so lucky to be surrounded with supportive people that respect you, as you say. Some people can be so ungrateful, you give them everything and they go and talk bad about you behind your back. Unbelievable." The President for Life took few moments before she continued, "But anyways, I told Sofie that she will be our candidate for the position of the European Councillor, replacing comrade Kohout. Now I heard they will likely repeal the Elected and Accountable Act, so you know, we might just appoint her."

"That is what we mothers have to do." Reiserová shrugged her shoulders at the Archbishop's comments about caring for people, "I am sure you can do just as well in work as you do home! Now please, tell me the details of your wedding! Have you planned a date already? Who are you planning to invite? Where will it be?" excitedly asked the President for Life.

"See? I told you Rikkalek is like that! When me and Silas were playing chess, which I almost won, he just looked at us in total silence. He is kind of cute you are right, but it was kind of unnerving you know? Even I must admit it unnerved me enough to make few mistakes while playing with your cousin... so if he told you anything about how I played you know the reason!... didn't even do a little self-criticism and apology for it...." despite not being asked about anything Reiserová quickly started shifting any blame from herself, with an explanation of how some of her mistakes were possible provided by Čikarová shortly after the match.

"Yes, as you said, he does seem constantly sad and worried." the Czechoslavonic President awkwardly smiled. Her face however soon changed into perplexed when Silas's theory homosexuality in women of Istkalen was mentioned. "Silas told you that... are you sure? That doesn't sound very smart. In fact it sounds like something Šin would tell me after reading it on the internet... are you sure you understood Silas correctly?" Reiserová didn't want to believe that a man that left such good impression on her could say something like that.

"I completely agree, Artabanos wouldn't be an ideal fit for Rikkalek, too gory. You know, I met a Consul while in Inimicus, I think his name was Strathclyde, and apparently he is totally obsessed with his job, just like Rikkalek! But I think he likes women... or, you know, one woman in particular." Reiserová looked at the Archbishop's body from toes to head, "What about your drinking companion from the yacht? Perhaps he could be who we are looking for? Alternatively, Mouri-Kudo looks like she could be intrigued by Rikkalek's silent and mysterious behaviour?" she pondered.

Reiserová pretended she didn't hear Mikaela asking about happenings in her own country. All that could come to her mind now was the argument from the morning and she didn't want to share any more about that than she already shared, at least not yet. Instead she got off her seat and stretched her joints, "Hey Mikaela, could we go to the city? I want to meet with the people and greet them! After that I have some private business in the evening, but after that I promise I am all yours for the tour!" The President for Life told her counterpart, unaware of the fact that the Inquistan Archbishop plans to join her and Silas on the yacht.

Reiserová yet again left for the kitchen to refill Bridges' glass. And to make a coffee for herself. WHile she waited for her coffee she decided to shorten her waiting by checking her phone just to find out that a group chat between herself, Archbishop Kligenberg, Emperor Artabanos and Head of State Rikkalek has been created some days ago by the Inquistan Head of State. The President for Life nodded in agreement after reading the quote that Kligenberg started the group conversation with. She then wrote a very short message before taking her cup of coffee and Bridges' refilled glass of water and returning to him.

The President for Life placed the glass before the Reitzmic Prime Minister and looked at the apology. To her disappointment Bridges' signature was still absent, instead the Reitzmic politician focused on his own documents. She remained behind him and sighted. "Simon, you know, it's one thing to disrespect me, but it's another thing to disrespect our nation. So could you look on the table right in front of you, please?" after saying this she walked back to her seat and took a sip of the coffee before smiling at Simon "I heard you would like to become a father, which is great! So allow me to give you an advice," she leaned back into her chair, "when your child does something bad, it's essential that you teach him or her to apologize for his or her words or actions, a sign of maturity, you know. Now I expect this level of maturity from any Head of Government. You know, apart from Reitzmic apology being appropriate, it is also instrumental to reaching any sort of agreement and ensuring good relations between the Kingdom and the Democratic Republic.... may I also remind you that the Democratic Republic never joined any sanctions against the Kingdom of Reitzmag."

She took her eyes off her guest, took her cup into her hands and looked in the direction of the windows. "The Reitzmic companies want safety in the places there operate in? Well I ensure you that they will find safety wherever they choose to operate in the country, we don't have problems with stability ,you know? And I will make sure to discuss the visa policy you propose at the next government meeting.." she took another sip, still looking in the direction of her windows.

CUK game announcement
Dear players from around the globe, today we proudly announce the "Imis". A revolutionary life simulator, with groundbreaking graphics and endless possibilities. The player will have the option to create their own Imi and control their entire life.

The game takes place in Imis city in an imaginary socialist country of Imistan. The game will have many fun places like restaurants, museums or libraries with many activities for your Imis.

Your Imis have a mood meter, you may decorate their houses with many accessories, which will improve their mood. Accessories include, but are not limited to, vases with flowers, furniture, televisions and paintings of the famous revolutionary figures. To afford these accessories an Imi must go to a work. Jobs and working places in Imis are based on the real life, so farmers work at a farm, medical workers at a hospital, police officers at a police station, teachers at school and criminals at church.. Aside from these jobs, there are Subbotniks, an unpaid voluntary work on Saturdays. Taking part in these works is completely voluntary but will improve relations with other hard working Imis. If you decide that your Imi won't take part in Subbotniks, they will receive a relationship penalty with other Imis and they can forget about getting promoted in their work. Imis can even organize voluntary works on their own.

Mood can also be improved with spending time with other Imis. The player will have a large selections of topics which the Imis can discuss, which will reflect on the relations of the Imis and their mood.

Stay tuned for more announcements!

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party

International worker's day celebration in Prague

1st of May
The streets of the capital city Prague filled with endless stream of enthusiastic workers, celebrating the International worker's day together with workers all around the globe. The cheerful workers were greeted by the leadership of the state including comrade president Albína Reiserová who made a speech to the cheering crowd.

In her speech, the president highlighted the ability of workers to defend their own freedom as they showed last year, when the efforts to undermine our people's democracy were stopped by the working people. There were attempts to steal the mines from the hands of the workers, had the workers not stopped these foul attempts they would surely become slaves in their own country. But, the workers fought to defend their freedom and they were successful.
President also mentioned the International worker's day celebrations of the past, where she as a member of actors union used to take part in the parades and expressed happiness that such parades of free people can be held openly today.
Rest of the speech was about what the future holds. President praised the unions for always standing with the working people. However, the reforms done by Plachta's government allowed for creation of unions not representing the working class and sabotaging their interests. The predecessor of the SRP, the CPCS was for creation of such unions, as unions organized by state did no longer align with the workers interests. But now, that the all the power in the state is again in the hands of the working class, the state organized unions once again fully align with the workers interests and soon they will once again be the only permitted unions. As the president showed, that we won't tolerate anybody undermining our republic!
In the last sentences, president promised that the nation's resources will forever remain in the hands of the workers and thanked the people for all their work and devotion to the republic.

The crowd cheered and wished long live to the republic, the party and the president, showing true unity of our people. Soldiers even shouted that as long as the last of them breathes the red flag will remain over the Prague's Castle.

In other regions, the International worker's day celebrations were also spectacular, and they will surely be even more spectacular all over our country next year!

"Looks like a nice country, I could take my boys here one day to hike, you know, when I have the opportunity." said president Reiserová while looking out of the window, as the airplane was getting closer to its destination.

"Oh yeah, quite a nice place. So this is the place from which most of our former top ranking politicians came from, I suppose." Responded minister Šín, filling his mouth with chips once he finished, with a conspiracy theory he still firmly believed.

"Do not dare to say anything like that once we are out of the plane! Having good relations with Ruthund is crucial to us." Reiserová reacted, with her finger pointing at Šín.

Šín in turn reacted by extending his hand with a bag of chips, offering the president to take some. "No worries, I know how to behave myself."

"Well I hope so!" Reiserová responded before looking at the chips offered to her. "No thank you. I just hope the gift we are bringing will be seen as appropriate, their culture seems rather strict."

The gift Albína Reiserová mentioned

Šín smirked "They are just people like you and me, most of them probably agree that "Jersey" went really downhill after season eight, I am sure they will appreciate the gift. Besides all we have done so far is winning, I don't think that is about to change. Have you seen the article they have written about our new tv program on Inquista Today? Winning!"

President Reiserová raised her eyebrows and smiled a bit "Have you read the full article? Have you seen what they are writing about you?"

"That I am a mastermind." Šín said with pride, in fact he has underlined the words Šín and mastermind in the newspaper.

"And?"

"And that I have tiger blood."

"That you claim to have tiger blood. And they claim that.. ehm... something not nice has happened to you at multiple party conferences." President crossed her hands.

"Yeah I've read that. What fools, I never was at a single party conference." Šín nervously laughed, ignoring the second half of the claim. "Anyways, do not pay attention to what the journalist are writing. You might have not experienced it yourself, but the journalists were always against me when I was acting and yet, the people loved me. It is the same now, Inquistans love our culture! And they love you!"

Reiserová once again looked out the window and smiled "Thank you." For a while there was silence before she continued "I hope they will show us some of their traditional clothing and we will get to try it for the celebrations, that would be fun!"

"It would certainly be something." Responded Šín with much less enthusiasm.

After the plane has landed Reiserová and Šín made their way into the Grand Temple. They stayed quited during this trip, admiring Kazmurbirha. Once they arrived they spotted Fremet's new Staatsoberhaupt Whoopi Gaarder of Norrland which they greeted by extending their hands and nodding their heads. Then, they joined the Staatsoberhaupt in waiting.

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Victory of the Socialist Republicans over deviants

At the meting of the Central Committee of the Socialist Republican Party, the Party achieved yet another victory against traitors, opportunists, loudmouths and deviants from ultra-left and from the right.

The clique of Josef Hrzal overstepped all boundaries, when they decided to spread baseless lies about the Party leadership, namely that the Party leadership is putting Czech Slavia into shackles of Inquistan capital. Publicly sharing their ludicrous claims of Byzantism and Cult of Personality being build around the paramount leader Reiserová are another evidence of their anti-party activities, aiming at destroying its unity. Such activities can't be tolerated if we are to maintain our revolution and liberty!

Their claims that the Socialist Republican Party is abandoning the path of Marxism have been shown as another lies, as the wise leader Reiserová brilliantly explained that the situation the Democratic Republic is in requires a different approach and a different path, which is based on the genius of Marx and Engels, but fits the needs of Czech revolution. The bourgeois shrieks of the ultra-left's around professor Hrzal, masked by radical phrases, their deep misunderstanding of the current Czech conditions and their attacks against the genuine and everlasting friendships between Czech Slavia and liberal democratic states fully shows that they live in a Realm of Forms, not real material world and their ideas are harmful to the Czech revolution.

Josef Hrzal and other prominent ultra-leftists have been expelled from the Socialist Revolutionary party and they formed a new Communist Party of Czech Slavia, which has been registered and became a third registered party in the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia.

Yet, cleansing of the party was not done. The opportunist clique of Jiří Stříbrný expected to gain benefits from the expulsion of ultra-leftists, to their surprise they received well deserved expulsion themselves. The members of the Central Committee demonstrated their adherence to revolutionary principles and uncovered the anti-party views held by Stříbrný. While it may seem that the right deviants do not pose as a threat to the party as the ultra-left deviants, their attempts to social democratize could poison the party and lead to its demise if tolerated. Stříbrný was revealed to be an author of anonymously published article criticizing the party for its handling of economy, a grave violation of the principle of democratic centralism.

Jiří Stříbrný and other prominent rightists, among them former president Vratislav Sova, have been expelled from the party, with some joining the Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia and a few joining in with the ultra-leftists in the formation of the Communist Party of Czech Slavia.

Traitors have been shown that the dedication of Social Republicans to the revolution is unwavering. Away with all tyrants and traitors! Forwards left, not a step back!

Third Rally in Cesae Vauvra, Icholasen

Laucre, Čikarová, Foxx and Lallana preapering their speeches

Cécile Laucre took to the podium first and began to speak. “Hello Comrades! We are going to take Europe by storm. I see a dirty dichotomy in Europe. It seems Europeans only have a choice between globalists, or reactionaries who hate globalism, but also hate the working proletariat. What Sofie Čikarová offers is a bridge between those. We can oppose globalisation without being reactionary and hating the working class. Trympov is a filthy capitalist who didn’t earn a penny of his net worth. He got a loan and then he exploited the proletariat to earn his exorbitant wealth. I can understand why people supported him over that cretin Whiteford, but you can now vote against globalisation without voting for Trympov - you can vote for Sofie who is So Fierce.

People often ask me what I think about the European Union and I have things I love about it and things I hate about it. With a Čikarová Premiership I would definitely start to love the EU much more, as it would move away from ELDR and EPA globalisation and MEGA’s reactionary politics and towards a future that is equal, where nations can be proud, where the jeans you buy aren’t made in some far away polis, but by your own people, employing and empowering them to be the best they can be.

I am not pro-EU by any stretch, and so I love that Čikarová will not increase the exorbitant power of the EU over nationstates and will encourage righteous and healthy nationalism in a way that will inspire class consciousness across Europe - before we eventually consensually unite as a global workers republic.

Čikarová has my full endorsement."

Bishop Karinn Lallana took to the podium after Laucre and began her speech. "Hello Cesae Vauvra!

I never thought I would ever endorse someone for Premier Commisioner in my life time. For as long as I can remember, the European Commission has been filled with morally bankrupt, dishonest neoliberal fascists. However, things are about to change. Things will change under Comrade Sofierce, who will finally bring the class to the Commission! I wholeheartedly support Comrade Sofierce for Premier Commissioner!"

Misty Foxx took to the podium. “Hello Comrades! It’s great to have all this bipartisan support for Sofierce. With Sofie, we can see a future for a UNSR inside the European Union. It is mine and others dream here in Icholasen to enter the European Union, and Sofie makes that much more likely. We would love to be able to vote in this election - with full suffrage, unlike the undemocratic way the former, illegitimate regime decides.

We are so happy to have a PEL candidate for Premier. Comrade Sanders has been so proud to work with your fellow countrymen, women and others in the PEL and IEL dream.

I am particularly encourage by Sofierce’s commitment to get more workers onto company boards in capitalist countries. I am particularly proud of the AÉN’s commitment to full workplace democracy, and I can see some of that in the ideas of Sofierce."

Sofierce is the right LEFT candidate for the Premiership!"

Finally Sofie Čikarová herself took to the podium and began her speech. "Comrades, I thank you all for the warm welcome, my last rally was hold in the land of our geographical neighbors and this rally is in the land of the neighbors of our hearts. And I am very happy to be in this land, where living has become better and happier. My dear friends, there is certainly a lot to talk about when it comes to the EU, I however want to focus solely on one thing. Now that the people of Icholasen have no voice in these elections, other candidates don't bother to come here, they are blind and deaf towards you. If you had a chance to vote, they would be coming here over and over. They would fall on their knees for you and shine your shoes, but since you can't vote, they won't even look at your direction!

So then why did I come here? Why did I come to the people whose voices were silenced? Because I firmly believe that it is the duty of Premier Commissioner to listen to the people. And I will always be listening.I want to know what are the people struggling with, what they need. I do not intend to look at the rest of Europe form some tower in Europolis, never!

The former government of Icholasen and the EU have failed Nicoleizians. The new government is trying it's best, but the EU is actively sabotaging such efforts! And I say no more sabotage. Not only would I push for Europe where countries respect the right of self determination and where there is no more imperialism, but I would also actively work with your government to make Icholasen richer. As comrade Laucre already pointed out, I am determined to help countries develop their national economies. but I am equally as determined to not increase the European budget unless absolutely necessary. The current, decadent establishment is well known for it's senseless spending for an unneeded projects, If I get elected I promise to cut the spending on projects that do nothing for the people and rather put those money into investments to improve the quality of lives of all Europeans.

Thank you comrade Laucre, thank you comrade Foxx, thank you comrade Lallana and I hope to meet with you again in Inquista, and most importantly thanks to all of you comrades who took the time to listen to me. I will certainly remember this night. Let's put some class into the Commission! Proletariat class! Goodnight!"