13 Jul 2020, 01:59

van der Bijl objects to Alsatian plan

Eva van der Bijl, disgraced after making a speech that insulted a prodigious number of politicians, has returned to Haanean politics with a harsh statement on the situation in the Alsatian Nation.

"We are not a superstitious people," she said today in a speech in Mulhouse today. "We believe not in imaginary spirits but in what exists; what we can observe as existing."

van der Bijl went on to claim that the actions made by the Presidium of the Alsatian Nation would cause a return to capitalism, using the argument that religion itself is simply a side effect of its ills:

"Religion is the desperate cry of the people against the forces of capitalism; the invention of a comforting story, one that says that all of the abuses someday shall end. But it is an anachronism; to bring one back is to bring the other, for neither can exist without the other. Religion, while comforting, causes people to be complacent; at the same time, its existence depends on the continued existence of capitalism, for one cannot offer a cure if there is no illness. Capitalism, too, cannot exist without religion, for if there is no religion, the people will rebel, as their eyes are not clouded by those comforting, dangerous stories."

van der Bijl's speech today, like many of hers in the past, was dry and plodding. So laden was her speech with jargon that almost no one could understand what she was trying to say.

"Her diction, I will give her that, was no short of a wonder," said a man in the audience. "But her words themselves were like those of a capitalist lawyer."

Some of those that did understand, however, were worried:

"She claims to be on the side of communism. Yet apparently she abhors national self-determination. She wants people like her to decide for everyone what they should do. She has the mind of a dictator; remember that," said a woman also in attendance.

Others were not:

"Ms. van der Bijl is being very sensible. National self-determination is of the highest importance; but we cannot continue to condone said determination to amount to theocracy. Saying that this is in some way against the principles of socialism and communism is entirely nonsensical. It can be compared to, for example, an insane man arguing that we should protect a fascist state, because said state has national-self determination," said a man walking home from the market in Mulhouse.

Thierry de la Rocque, leader of the Union of Guilds, has objected:

"It is the right of a nation to have self-determination so long as said self-determination does not harm people. Haanean Quietism is hardly reactionary; it preaches the equality of all people and the abolition of greed and the monetary system. Unlike mainstream Christianity at the same time, it tolerates those in the LGBTQ community as well. I find, as such, nothing objectionable about allowing the Alsatian Nation to let people be governed by a democratic autonomous government that simply claims to have Quietism as its official religion. Especially considering that it will be voluntary, I do not in any way understand how it would obstruct the movement toward communism in any way."

The State of Haane-Keste is also worried; it is due to release a statement on the subject.

van der Bijl has objected to those opposing her by claiming that they all are 'reactionaries who wish to bring back the old capitalist system.'