Hampton City, July 7 2021 | Since last month, Parliament had been debating on the implementation of a federal government system. Opposition parties Lib Dem and DFP had shown support for the Conservative-led initiative. The Labour Party on the other hand also seems to show support for federalization, but a poll within the party shows only 70% of the members are in support of a new government system. Conservative Party MPs on the other hand are also divided on whether or not to support federalization given how the situation in Copala City had begun from the imposition of autonomy in the area. Political Analysts say that the country is on course to federalize despite the opposition from both the Conservative and Labour Parties, although some experts disagree saying that the people would not want a bigger independence movement to happen. To verify these stands, CBC News Data and Analytics conducted a random poll with 30,000 respondents across the country to see whether there is popular support for federalism. Results of the poll show 73% of the population in support of a change in government system while 25% show opposition and the rest having not decided yet.

AGUILAR AND DE OLANO REVEAL THE 'SPANISH GREEN PLAN' The President, Jesús Aguilar, revealing the Spanish Green Plan The President of Spain Jesús Aguilar and the Minister of Climate Change, Environment, Rural Development and Demographic Challenge, Jaime de Olano, have both presented the Spanish Green Plan in the Palacio de la Moncloa today, accompanied by several green activists, the IBEX 35 enterprises CEOs and the rest of the cabinet. The Green Plan comes after standing the European Union's former Commissioner Münnever Birdane and the leaders from many countries around Europe up because of the famous Carbon Tax, a measure to tackle Climate Change according to many, but not feasible for the Spanish President. Aguilar has re-affirmed himself concerning the tax: "The biggest mistake on the European Union's Green Deal is the Carbon Tax, and those who are here right now all agreed that what is really going to happen is that the companies will not pay a single EMU for that, but charge it on the consumers' bill and make a profit in order to pay the tax. If someone in the European Commission knew about Economics when the conference took place, we would have had a competent agreement. But now we don't, and that gave us a very important advantage towards the rest of the European Union, which is freedom to decide the range of action and freedom to decide when it's going to happen." Olano then proceeded to speak, saying the Government and especially his ministry have given their very best to get the better outcome possible from the original Green Deal, but adapting it to the Spanish reality: "The Spanish Green Plan is adapted to our reality, to our territorial division and the resources and ambitions of each territory, getting a common agreement between all the Autonomous Communities, Cities and Entities in order to move forward the same direction, and with the sole purpose of tackling Climate Change together, with efficiency and sustainability, without risking the economical stability of our country and guaranteeeing our people that they won't pay the unfair prize of tackling Climate Change with ridicolous taxes." The Spanish Green Plan is expected to be published during the week, but the Government has already advanced that the Carbon tax will be absent on the paper and that single use plastics will be banned next year, with those used for packaging being banned on July 2023. Apart from that, a Climate Change law will be passed before the summer ends, along with some other climate laws that will adapt the country for a greener future.

EL FINAL Tommy looked at Mikaela, totally stunned. He had been enjoying his time here with Anastasia but the revenge threesome idea sounded more and more appealing. Carlos still hadn't arrived back in Ibiza and he had been ever so lonely. He never cheated on Carlos, even though they never talked about being exclusive. Anastasia on the other hand was glad she stayed out of this whole mess, including any lewd nonsense. "Do you know what Mikaela yes-" Tommy said, his words being cut off by him noticing a movement in the corner of his eye. Who was it that had entered the club? Carlos had entered the club, with a suitcase and all his luggage. "Approchez approchez!" Carlos said. "On va danser le big bisou!" Tommy and Anastasia approached him and joined in in dancing the big bisou, Anastasia found some random Spanish man and dragged him along with her, and Tommy partnered with Carlos. Tommy, extending the fig leaf of peace said: "Mikaela, do you want to join us dancing the big bisou?"

PARLIAMENT APPROVES NEW ADMINISTRATIVE DIVISION. MUNICIPALITIES ARE ABOLISHED. PORT BEAUHARNAIS - Last week, the Nofoagan members of Parliament did not agree on the new administrative division of the archipelago. Today parliament succeeded in doing so. The Government of President Guichard has therefore confirmed the new administrative division following the vote in Parliament. Following the disastrous natural disaster that struck Nofoaga some time ago and literally redrafted the landscape, the administrative division of the Caribbean state is now also being reclassified. What is striking is that the municipalities are being completely abolished. Instead, there are now departments. The powers of the departments were also listed this afternoon. Nofoaga will no longer be subdivided into three municipalities, Tuagavale, Port Beauharnais, and Cap-du-Sud. These three municipalities were already the result of a simplification of Public Administration. The Nofoaga Islands are now divided into two departments: Département des Vicomtesses; Département Aides et Efalau. The decision to move to these two departments and the division of the islands is based on one element: the presence of the indigenous tribes. These currently live on the Aides and Efalau and the two small islands Tifuti. The government wants to protect these tribes and their culture. The powers of the new departments were also based on this. The departments are responsible for all land-related matters. The two departments are each administered by the Departmental Council and the departmental officer. Port Beauharnais, the capital of the Nofoaga Islands, also becomes the administrative center of both the department des Vicomtesses and the department aides et Efalau.

Juncker stood up and handshaked everybody on the room before talking for the last time. The meeting was as planned, and everyone took part on it. It was a great thing he could add to his merits list. He then started to talk, for the last time, to all those presidents that did or didn't support him: "Thank you everyone for your closing statements. Today, we have got to many conclusions that lead the European Union to future agreement, to cooperation, to those values the EU take as theirs. Today, we have debated the most important points of the current European Politics, the challenges we will have to face together, united. I know some of you here are not happy with me being the Internal Affairs Commissioner. Some others came here being rude and thinking they ruled this meetings. Others, just doubt about my neutrality. But, at least, we have had a good meeting in which we have been able to meet for once at all. I would like to thank you all for your assistance. It's been hard, but we have done it. Also, thank you for all of your great words towards me, which I really appreaciate and they motivate me to continue doing my work as well as I can. Today we have learnt about what we want and what we don't want. We can do it together, we just need to cooperate loking to the future. Thank you all, and I hope you the best for the future." The meeting then ended.

PROCLAMATION OF THE COPALAN REPUBLIC Citizens; the Committee for the Preparation of Copalan Independence, upon reviewing closely the prevailing conditions in Copala City, proclaims the formal establishment of the Copalan Republic. The people throughout our city have been plunged into bitter suffering and tribulations since the Reitzmic government betrayed it so terribly, occupying it and forcing upon it the most odious of diktats. Fortunately, the CPCI, joined by the many patriots fighting for our city and backed by the whole of the population, struggling to defend the integrity of our city, protect the people's lives and property, to relieve the people of their sufferings, and to struggle for their rights, has pushed away the arm of the villainous Reitzmic government. The people of this city have been liberated; it is to them, to us all, to prevail in this in perpetuity. The Copalan Independence Army, in this vein, has been established as to secure our city from the occupiers; Copalan citizens and insurgents are recommended to join it if they are willing to fight for their city. But representing the will of the whole of our city, the CPCI has established, through the passage of the Organic Law of Copala CIty, the Interim Government of the Copalan Republic, composed of the Council of State and the Council of MInisters, whose members will be announced in due course. The Interim Government instructed the CPCI, which has been working arduously for this moment, to make known to the populace the establishment of the Republic and the end of Reitzmic tyranny in Copala City. At the same time, it decided to declare, through the CPCI, to the governments of all other countries that this government is the sole legal government representing all the people of Copala City. This government is willing to establish diplomatic relations with any foreign government that is willing to observe the principles of equality, mutual benefit, and mutual respect of territorial integrity and sovereignty. The Interim Government has taken office today, and has made it its priority as to cement independence and establish the state organs of our Republic with great speed. Long live our city; long live the Republic. The Copalan anthem plays.

From the Government On the Rehousing Program in Kiel and the introduction of E-Residency The mental health crisis in Kiel is slowing. Mayor Katzian has finally accepted the help of the Government; we have deployed mental health professionals, as well as clergy, to the city as to create a sense of comfort and stability, as volunteer agricultural and worker militias join the military in taking the rest of the city from the hands of those who are insane, who will receive treatment and care afterwards. However, we recognize that the state of the city remains abysmal. It is not fit to be, in fact, a city; that infernal architect Le Corbusier designed it to be a machine, a machine to remake man. Man resisted, as one would do as external forces attempt to fit one into a mold; and this is the result. Despair, violence, and death! The industrial estates, many of which have been repurposed by artisans and artists from the south, and the abandoned Melisz neighborhood in the north, fortunately not designed by Le Corbusier or affiliates, have been repurposed as to allow for this. The artists' communities are currently open to new residents, although on a limited scale; one may apply for housing in Melisz at a local public distribution center in Kiel, which are currently being set up as order is gradually restored. Meanwhile, in a further attempt to raise money for austerity and to reduce the high toll of it on citizens, we are launching a program that will allow non-citizens to register sole proprietorships in the Union, and to take advantage of the requisite benefits, including the "virtual" ketsel, which is significantly easier to trade with. One may apply online, subject to an interview if applications are accepted. Renewal of this "residency" will be a flat sum of 55 ketselir per year. In addition, the country will also be issuing ivkaliszlerikkeletir (residency documents of self-employment), solely applicable to the New and Rural Territories, as to allow independent contractors from across the world who can prove themselves to be self-sufficient and without ties to terrorism to live in the Union, file taxes in it, and thus have access, in exchange, to all essentials provided to citizens without cost. Kalju Lepik State Elder of the Union of Syndicates Andries van Beek First Minister of the Council of Ministers Meszich Letik First Elder of the Council of Progress Vestisz Nevist First Elder of the Council of Reason Nelisij Kalszen First Elder of the Council of the Immortal Republic

Visitors can picnic at Queen Victoria's summer home on Friday MONTERINI— For the first time in her nearly 70-year reign, Queen Victoria is allowing the people to picnic on her front lawn. It is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the courtiers say. And the grass? It really is a little greener on the other side. “The boss,” as the staff openly call the monarch, thinks the people need this bit of fresh air after a wretched year: a scone with jam and cream, a cup of tea in an otherworldly oasis. And so for the rest of the summer, starting on Friday, the paying public may sprawl upon the Main Lawn of Borgensborg. This kind of access is unprecedented in the modern era. A ticket holder who pays the 16.50 pounds, or about $23, can arrive with a bucket of chicken and a bedsheet, if they want, in ripped jeans and flip-flops, and recline on some of the most sublime, privileged, historic, protected acres on Earth. Before? Do Not Walk On the Grass. Now? Please Do. In a normal year the queen would move to the summer residence in July and August.

Statement - Europe Day The Kingdom of Spain wishes to congratulate all the citizens of the European Union on Europe Day, when all the Europeans come together to celebrate another year within the region. We will always be thankful to former Commissioner Jean-Claude Juncker for pushing forward this act and we regret that no official celebration has been announced by the European Commission. We wish the European countries and government that we remain united as one for another and more years. D. Jesús Aguilar President of Spain

"Alright now that we have outlined everything. Myself and Marshall Copala shall work to finalize the text to be signed by all participating states at this conference. Thank you all for your hard work, have a blessed day."

REPUBLIC ASSEMBLIES ELECTIONS SDV: Anne-Marie David has been elected as President of the Romain Socialist Republic. She is a moderate AÉN faction member, and is trying to unite both sides of her party within Romain. She has said she is willing to wor with Sanders on all matters, except dairy prohibition, citing camembert as her favourite spreadable cheese. SDV: In Rujonau, the most populous of the Socialist Republics, the AÉN came out on top -- just. They only have 4 more seats than the TANKIES, meaning that any number of things can happen within this socialist republic. Élisabeth Avril has been elected as President of this Socialist Republic. She is on the anarcho-communist wing of her faction, meaning that she is under attack from her more moderate colleagues in the Rujonau Socialist Assembly. SDV: Imelda Wuaulsh has been elected President of the Nuwnociluosoaulaunk Socialist Republic. The Assembly is dominated by TANKIES and it won't be hard for Wuaulsh to pass any legislation that she wants to. This is the traditional homeland of Socialism and Communism in Icholasen, and is the region that Chairman Jirluchuz was governor of before the Revolution. It is a sacred place for hardliners as it has been socialist controlled for decades. SDV: Laulw Forin has been elected as the President of the Kicrlaunk Socialist Republic, with her faction holding 55 out of 100 possible seats. Forin is best known for her unsuccessful attempt to become a European Councillor for the UNSR, being kicked from the Council by Speaker Firoux. She is a hardline TANKIE who will push forward her agenda of keeping Kicrlaunk industrialised, and has pledged to expand the exploitation of Rare Earth metals. And so this is the last election, and the end of the 2020 UNSR elections. Tune in next year where the second half of the Ausnat will be elected and for other elections along the way. This has been Stephanie DeVey, peace out!

Labor Union Civil Rights Act & HOC Reform Act Passed/Signed This afternoon, it seems that they were some progress in President Mouri-Kudo's Agenda as two pieces of critical legislation was passed that were deemed essential to the President during her campaign. The first piece of significant to the MK administration was the Labor Union Civil Rights Act, which passed the National Congress without any hard debate from the Civil Populists and Social Democrats in the House and mainly the Senate. The Act passed the House with 327 FOR and 214 AGAINST, while in the Senate was 58 FOR and 42 AGAINST. The Labor Union Civil Rights Act also called the Labor Rights Act helps: to give Labor Unions the right to peacefully protest and strike prohibit certain anti-union actions by employers and retaliation toward workers who participate in organizing creates a National Labor Relations Board with the ability to fine and penalize companies that do not comply with fair labor practices, including using retaliation methods on workers that vote for move of unionizing a workforce Prevents companies from making sudden lock-outs on union workers when unable to negiotate a contract Allows States and Territories to have a modified form of Right to Work Laws that give more benefits to workers that want to become union workers This act was praised by many labor unions around the Commonwealth as a way to ensure economic equality within the nation, while those in the Big Business side like the Conservative Reform Party calling it a socialist work that harms those that do not wish to be in a union. With some Councilors of the CRP making violent tweets that resulted in Twitter having to take action against them. The bill was quickly sent to President Mouri-Kudo and signed into law. The second important piece of legislation that was passed and enacted was the House of Councilors Elections Reform Act of 2021, which changed the manner of the sectors for the Constituency and List Seats. In addition, the Bill was amended in the House after the passing of the Article of Amendment that allows Legislative Electoral Committees/Alliances where it provides specific guidelines how these Alliances must work within Leagioan elections, especially federal/common level elections. This act was a piece of legislation that had been heavy political debating within the House of Councilors for the past 2 months where the Civil Populists and Social Democrats wanted a higher theshold for representation within the List Sector of the House starting the coming 2022 elections. However, the President wanted a thshold of no more than 3% with the List seats combined into regions for easier representation. But it seemeded that the terms that the President had was no negiotable with the Civil Populists and Social Democrats who seem more willing to negiotate with the Progressive Executive Leader of the Commonwealth. With many threats of an in-line veto that might have side effects on getting the rest of her agenda through, Mouri-Kudo invited the House leaders of the Civil Populists and Social Democrats to a meeting in the Executive Mansion to negotiate a compromise with them about a month ago. Many agreements were made within said compromise. However, after the results that were seen from the recent European Union Commission Election, the Civil Populists and Social Democrats wanted to make some additional changes to the bill than what were agreed. At first there was confusion as some members of the two parties wanted to go to the region list idea when thinking it was not what Mouri-Kudo wanted, but instead was quietly reminded by fellow Councilors that it was something that the President would support. However, very quickly the Civil Populists and Social Democrats went back to the orginal proposal after they meet with the President and introduced a few changes that kept the by province division on the list sector of the House of Councilors. Eventually the act passed the House of Councilors with 375 FOR and 166 AGAINST, while in the Senate it was 67 FOR and 33 AGAINST. The provisions of the act contain the following that will be active for coming 2022 midterm elections: 530 Total HOC seats starting 2022 = 270 Constituntency Seats and 270 List Seats 4 percent electoral threshold required to attain a list seat with Alliances needing 6% to get a seat Exceptions to the electoral threshold in the list sector if a political party has either of the following: recognized status by the Burea of Election Security as a minority political party or 3 Constituency Seats; However, Alliances are excluded from the exceptions The seats for the two sectors will be redistributed every 6 years between the provinces as according to a new census timeline that will be starting this year for census taking and apportionment to the House

The Citizens' Voice: Ultranationalist newspapers Our Istkalen, Eesti Päevaleht, Die Presse shut down for collaboration with fascism The ultranationalist newspapers Our Istkalen, Eesti Päevaleht, and Die Presse have been forcibly closed as a result of their collaboration with fascism. The three publications attempted to foment a rebellion as to overthrow the present government and replace it with the fascist government of Josephine Areai - a fraud and a perpetrator of genocide who now sits in a detention facility in Reitzmag. The woman they claim to have been Areai has been found; she is but a woman they kidnapped for their own uses. Known for perpetrating virulently anti-Western and anti-syndicalist material - not illegal per se but in this case prohibited as a result of their extremity - the newspapers have long been condemned. Ten years ago, they inspired such anger that the paramilitary of the Labor Organization , then active, stormed their offices before performing violent acts upon those involved in the publication of the newspapers, as the public cheered on. Now, however, the state can no longer tolerate them. The papers went too far in calling for the recreation of the old fascistic state; of calling it "free." They were, in their rhetoric, trying to call for a revolt which would rob people of civil freedoms and replace them with a single duty - that of constant adulation of their so-called "High Mediator." There is no freedom in that; no freedom in such oppression. They dehumanized; their rhetoric followed that of the old fascists, who we must never allow to return. Calling for the killings of those they disagree it, calling for the creation of a new movement all for one person, a new movement in opposition to all that is outside of it. A totalitarian movement, in essence, one that wished to remove all that was different and replace it all with an unending and uniform praise, terrible praise, for a single, conceited and reactionary, individual. How would such a life be? No meaning to life but praise, praise of one individual; no direction but that individual. The person, the mind, would be lost. There would be nothing but that one person; no life, no thought, nothing. The thought is terrifying. In 1946, the state passed a law to prevent such a thing, the horrors of the forty-six years of oppression, from repeating themselves, prohibiting what is described as being "collaboration with fascism" - that is, active support for fascism, defined quite strictly, too strictly according to some. This law is now applied, ensuring that these three newspapers may no longer spread their hateful words. Istkalen by no means is perfect. But it is at the very least free; its citizens and peoples able to do as they wish - to speak, to create, to express themselves in their entirety with total freedom. But it is clear, now, that this freedom is too easily lost. It must be defended; the reality of the Forty-Six Years, of the dictatorship of Areai, returns otherwise,.

With 9 votes for and 1 vote against, this motion has PASSED. Edward Firoux Council Speaker and Councillor for Inquista

Juncker stood up and said: "This summit is now over. Thank you very much for coming." The European Leaders Summit was over.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I think the summit is no longer valid. Even if we tried to reach an agreement, the childish and stubborn attitudes from certain side on this negotiation table. I have tried my best, but it seems that some people need to think on their behaviour first, before reaching an agreement. Thank you very much all for coming and for your efforts." After that, Jean-Claude Juncker shook hands with everyone. The meeting was over.

Istkalen Information Service: Government announces timeline for "democratic" transition" International The Council of Ministers, in line with recent reforms, and in an attempt to deny amounting accusations of fascism, has announced its intention to develop a new "democratic" constitution, based on that of 1931, setting a timeline for its creation, the holding of elections, and handover of power to a new government, occurring, in reality, unusually rapidly - all of this in but six months. Make no mistake - this is not an attempt to court, at the very least, liberal democracy. Istkalen's government has made it clear that it has no intention of ever truly becoming one, instead putting forward a concept of "Istkalener democracy" - effectively an authoritarian ideology that, as is tradition, integrates, rather than suppresses, dissent and political activities in general into controlled, "ordered" state institutions, mostly organized on the line of profession and, in some cases, identity (youth, women, minorities, etc, etc). The choice of the 1931 constitution - a particularly authoritarian document, although mild by Istkalen's standards - as a basis highlights this. With most Istkaleners supporting such a regime, however, having come to see, after the extreme corruption of 1973-1983, as well as the extravagance and myriad political alliances with the most bizarre of institutions that defined the Social Democratic regime until its violent attempt to purge these all through war both internal and external, even the basic trappings of liberal democracy as leading to failure, there is likely to be little internal opposition to this. "What has the multi-party system done for us?" asked a woman who wished to remain anonymous. "We saw - they were siphoning money for seances and all sorts of ridiculous ceremonies! Others were doing beheadings and stonings and all sorts of vile things, and when the Social Democrats, seeing the monster they had created, tried to get rid of them - whoosh! - invasion! I don't want it back, I don't know anyone who wants them back. Right now it is tolerable, but it won't be for very long, you will see!" What exactly will change? Very little. An elected legislature, proportionally appointed by chambers of various professions and vocations, themselves created by the Council of MInisters with the approval of the President and elected by "professional associations" and "workers' associations" and even, oddly enough, "artisans' guilds," composed entirely of members of the National Front, if the format of the 1931 constitution is followed. An executive structured similarly to the present government, requiring the confidence of the legislature, albeit without the same expansive legislative powers. A judiciary, censorate, and council of examination left virtually unchanged, as they have been since their recreation in 1910. In effect, the same old, same old - not of the Social Democrats, of course, but rather of past, "softly" authoritarian governments - the "Emergency Government" of 2003 after the devastating terrorist attacks on the country's government but before Social Democratic takeover, the Tiraki regime, and so on and so forth. The perfect manifestion, then, of the "Internal Revolution," the government's expansive, nativist attempt to rid Istkalen of the last remnants of the Social Democratic regime. Why all this? Why not simply establish a true democracy and gain the support of Europe? As is perhaps obvious, the people of Istkalen do not want such a thing, and believe, now more than ever, that true democracy has failed; such a thing would thus cause instability. More than anything, the very purpose of the present government is to prevent such instability, now by removing the last dangerous influences of the Social Democrats, and, through the adoption of a nativist platform, the countering of the far-right. It wants to create an oasis of sorts in Eastern Europe, a non-aligned state in all ways separate from European geopolitical conflict and from the militarism that it sees as consuming the region as a whole. Instability would counter this all - it cannot have any of it. Indeed, it would prefer isolation to violence.