REPUBLICAN PROTESTORS CONDUCT DEMONSTRATION IN STRATHE CITY Strathe City, May 17 2021 | A large protest in Strathe City had been started by students and activists who were identified as members of the Reitzmic Republican Movement that aims to overthrow the monarchy and establish a republic instead. During the protest, effigies of the Royal Family and Royalist politicians were burnt while the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" was being played. The Reitzmic Republican Movement as established in 1998 had been quite inactive since the coronation of King George I in 2015. Despite their active political participation before 2015, the movement remained to have few members at around 1,300-2,000.

EXCLUSIVE - CORINNA'S NIGHT OF PASSION AND FIRE WITH CZECH MINISTER ŠÍN Corinna, photographed last month in a very exclusive party at Ibiza Corinna zu Sayn-Wittgenstein, mostly known as Corinna Larsen or Europe's most satisfied woman, has been caught in Prague (Czech Slavia) this morning exiting a very luxurious and known hotel along with the Czech Minister of Culture, Karel Šín. Both didn't realise about the presence of paparazis behind the cars parked in front of the very discreet alley. This news haven't been yet reported by the Czech media, which aren't expect to report or publish these news concerning their Minister. With this man, Corinna has achieved a new record: 3 men in less than a year: After the King Juan Carlos had to leave Spain into Nofoaga, she adopted Renata as a name and tricked the regionwide known Spanish-Inquistan man, El Capitán Juan Bernardo Fernández-Velázquez. His wife, Mikaela Klienberg, Archbishop of Inquista, heard about these news while being in Spain, according to close fonts to the Archbishop. In the EuroVoice 40 show, which was hosted in Nueva Antequera, we were able to see her trying to persuade the Reitzmic Prime Minister, Simon Bridges, without success. Now, it was Karel Šín, an actor who left Spain after his drug addiction and played a role in the Spanish comedy show "Jersey", who fell into Corinna's beauty and habilities.

EL FINAL Tommy looked at Mikaela, totally stunned. He had been enjoying his time here with Anastasia but the revenge threesome idea sounded more and more appealing. Carlos still hadn't arrived back in Ibiza and he had been ever so lonely. He never cheated on Carlos, even though they never talked about being exclusive. Anastasia on the other hand was glad she stayed out of this whole mess, including any lewd nonsense. "Do you know what Mikaela yes-" Tommy said, his words being cut off by him noticing a movement in the corner of his eye. Who was it that had entered the club? Carlos had entered the club, with a suitcase and all his luggage. "Approchez approchez!" Carlos said. "On va danser le big bisou!" Tommy and Anastasia approached him and joined in in dancing the big bisou, Anastasia found some random Spanish man and dragged him along with her, and Tommy partnered with Carlos. Tommy, extending the fig leaf of peace said: "Mikaela, do you want to join us dancing the big bisou?"

TRIBAL LEADER: "TOUCHING NOFOAGA IS TOUCHING OUR BLOOD" NORTHERN NOFOAGA - A'aya Hatiki, the leader of the indigenous Nofoaga Tiki tribes, uses sharp language when it comes to the referendum on a possible name change to the island's name. The island was named after the indigenous tribes after independence. "The people in strange suits and with light-emitting devices in their hands and ears have nothing to say to us. The island has been our home for centuries. The island, that's us. Whoever touches Nofoaga, touches our blood." - A'aya Hatiki The leader himself will not vote on 23 may, even though the government provides ballot boxes in the remote areas. The indigenous tribes make up 2% of the total population on the island. Yet the leader of the nofoaga tribes is highly regarded. Many people in the urban area are descendants of this tribe.

Juncker stood up and handshaked everybody on the room before talking for the last time. The meeting was as planned, and everyone took part on it. It was a great thing he could add to his merits list. He then started to talk, for the last time, to all those presidents that did or didn't support him: "Thank you everyone for your closing statements. Today, we have got to many conclusions that lead the European Union to future agreement, to cooperation, to those values the EU take as theirs. Today, we have debated the most important points of the current European Politics, the challenges we will have to face together, united. I know some of you here are not happy with me being the Internal Affairs Commissioner. Some others came here being rude and thinking they ruled this meetings. Others, just doubt about my neutrality. But, at least, we have had a good meeting in which we have been able to meet for once at all. I would like to thank you all for your assistance. It's been hard, but we have done it. Also, thank you for all of your great words towards me, which I really appreaciate and they motivate me to continue doing my work as well as I can. Today we have learnt about what we want and what we don't want. We can do it together, we just need to cooperate loking to the future. Thank you all, and I hope you the best for the future." The meeting then ended.

The High Elder's statement for her colleague The High Elder has released the following statement regarding the severe injuries to her colleague Kelarōn Juvinal, the former Minister of Labor under her 1993 government: "Kelarōn has been a friend of mine since we were but youths. They have always been close with me; and I with them; we were almost as close as 'partners.' At some point I even went to them with the intention of becoming such 'partners;' but of course they were not interested in that. Kelarōn had different interests, different tastes." "We confided in each other everything; asked each other everything. There was the greatest trust and respect between each of us. And now, those who rule the Union - I do not believe it could be Lepik, it could not be him, that hopeless romantic - they have tried to kill them, one of the greatest of our modern Haaneans. They gave so much to their nation; and these monsters, they dare to try to kill them. They will pull through; they pulled through so much abuse in the years of the Areaist blackness. All my hope is directed to this." "I demand that these monsters step down. They can continue their insanity no longer. They want to bring down every aspect of our culture, every great individual who has defended it and allowed for its rebirth, and replace it with some bland, "Westernized" state. Resist, Haaneans! Resist this regime! Bring it down, so that democracy and socialism and our nation may prevail forever!" "Kelarōn has proven themself to be one of the greatest Haaneans of our modern age, one of the great fighters for freedom who shall surely go down in history. They have sacrificed their safety and wellbeing for our nation; we must follow in their footsteps. Rally to their example, O Haaneans, and fight for your lives!"

From the Government On the Rehousing Program in Kiel and the introduction of E-Residency The mental health crisis in Kiel is slowing. Mayor Katzian has finally accepted the help of the Government; we have deployed mental health professionals, as well as clergy, to the city as to create a sense of comfort and stability, as volunteer agricultural and worker militias join the military in taking the rest of the city from the hands of those who are insane, who will receive treatment and care afterwards. However, we recognize that the state of the city remains abysmal. It is not fit to be, in fact, a city; that infernal architect Le Corbusier designed it to be a machine, a machine to remake man. Man resisted, as one would do as external forces attempt to fit one into a mold; and this is the result. Despair, violence, and death! The industrial estates, many of which have been repurposed by artisans and artists from the south, and the abandoned Melisz neighborhood in the north, fortunately not designed by Le Corbusier or affiliates, have been repurposed as to allow for this. The artists' communities are currently open to new residents, although on a limited scale; one may apply for housing in Melisz at a local public distribution center in Kiel, which are currently being set up as order is gradually restored. Meanwhile, in a further attempt to raise money for austerity and to reduce the high toll of it on citizens, we are launching a program that will allow non-citizens to register sole proprietorships in the Union, and to take advantage of the requisite benefits, including the "virtual" ketsel, which is significantly easier to trade with. One may apply online, subject to an interview if applications are accepted. Renewal of this "residency" will be a flat sum of 55 ketselir per year. In addition, the country will also be issuing ivkaliszlerikkeletir (residency documents of self-employment), solely applicable to the New and Rural Territories, as to allow independent contractors from across the world who can prove themselves to be self-sufficient and without ties to terrorism to live in the Union, file taxes in it, and thus have access, in exchange, to all essentials provided to citizens without cost. Kalju Lepik State Elder of the Union of Syndicates Andries van Beek First Minister of the Council of Ministers Meszich Letik First Elder of the Council of Progress Vestisz Nevist First Elder of the Council of Reason Nelisij Kalszen First Elder of the Council of the Immortal Republic

"Alright now that we have outlined everything. Myself and Marshall Copala shall work to finalize the text to be signed by all participating states at this conference. Thank you all for your hard work, have a blessed day."

REPUBLIC ASSEMBLIES ELECTIONS SDV: Anne-Marie David has been elected as President of the Romain Socialist Republic. She is a moderate AÉN faction member, and is trying to unite both sides of her party within Romain. She has said she is willing to wor with Sanders on all matters, except dairy prohibition, citing camembert as her favourite spreadable cheese. SDV: In Rujonau, the most populous of the Socialist Republics, the AÉN came out on top -- just. They only have 4 more seats than the TANKIES, meaning that any number of things can happen within this socialist republic. Élisabeth Avril has been elected as President of this Socialist Republic. She is on the anarcho-communist wing of her faction, meaning that she is under attack from her more moderate colleagues in the Rujonau Socialist Assembly. SDV: Imelda Wuaulsh has been elected President of the Nuwnociluosoaulaunk Socialist Republic. The Assembly is dominated by TANKIES and it won't be hard for Wuaulsh to pass any legislation that she wants to. This is the traditional homeland of Socialism and Communism in Icholasen, and is the region that Chairman Jirluchuz was governor of before the Revolution. It is a sacred place for hardliners as it has been socialist controlled for decades. SDV: Laulw Forin has been elected as the President of the Kicrlaunk Socialist Republic, with her faction holding 55 out of 100 possible seats. Forin is best known for her unsuccessful attempt to become a European Councillor for the UNSR, being kicked from the Council by Speaker Firoux. She is a hardline TANKIE who will push forward her agenda of keeping Kicrlaunk industrialised, and has pledged to expand the exploitation of Rare Earth metals. And so this is the last election, and the end of the 2020 UNSR elections. Tune in next year where the second half of the Ausnat will be elected and for other elections along the way. This has been Stephanie DeVey, peace out!

Hannkara Agreements PREAMBLE The Kingdom of Spain and the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak, in the search of establishing a better relationship, co-operating for the well functioning of the diplomatic activity between both nations and putting an end to many months of bad relationships, compromise to the following. SECTION I - Diplomatic Relationships The Kingdom of Spain and the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak will re-open their embassies in both nations capital cities once the day after the treaty is signed. The Kingdom of Spain and the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak compromise to look after their diplomatic relationships, giving preference to friendly attitudes, solidarity and empathy. SECTION II - Referring to Gibraltar and Adventuranza Straits The Spanish Government sets the maximum tax to Mennrimiak ships on a 3% over the cargo's total value. Mennrimian-flagged ships will be taxed at 3% on both Straits unless the GSSA or the ASMSA decide the opposite. This section can be repealed if the Spanish Government, the Gibraltar Strait Security Agency, the Adventuranza Strait Maritime Security Agency and the Congreso de los Diputados, with an absolute majority, vote to repeal it. The Mennrimian Government can also choose to repeal this section, previous communication to the GSSA and the ASMSA. SECTION III - Fight Against Drug Trafficking The Kingdom of Spain and the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak compromise to fight against Drug Traficking and will co-operate in order to achieve this goal. Signed, D. Jesús Aguilar President of the Kingdom of Spain Mr. Sauli Niinisto Prime Minister of the United Kingdoms of Mennrimiak

HM Government officials green-light nation's first big offshore wind project in Nordic Sea. The Bettel administration today gave final approval to WindX, a project off the province of Bordeaux coast slated to be the country's first large-scale offshore wind farm. Why it matters: While the green light for the long-proposed project was expected, it marks a key step in Lexington House plans to help spur development of a suite of coastal projects off other provinces. The 800-megawatt WindX, once built, will provide enough power for 400,000 homes and businesses and create 3,600 jobs, according to the announcement from the Departments of Interior and Commerce. The project, which will span dozens of turbines, is a joint venture between Völvö Group and Ericsson. "Today’s offshore wind project announcement demonstrates that we can fight the climate crisis, while creating high-paying jobs and strengthening our competitiveness at home and abroad,” CEO Michael Vlowers said in a statement.

The Citizens' Voice: Ultranationalist newspapers Our Istkalen, Eesti Päevaleht, Die Presse shut down for collaboration with fascism The ultranationalist newspapers Our Istkalen, Eesti Päevaleht, and Die Presse have been forcibly closed as a result of their collaboration with fascism. The three publications attempted to foment a rebellion as to overthrow the present government and replace it with the fascist government of Josephine Areai - a fraud and a perpetrator of genocide who now sits in a detention facility in Reitzmag. The woman they claim to have been Areai has been found; she is but a woman they kidnapped for their own uses. Known for perpetrating virulently anti-Western and anti-syndicalist material - not illegal per se but in this case prohibited as a result of their extremity - the newspapers have long been condemned. Ten years ago, they inspired such anger that the paramilitary of the Labor Organization , then active, stormed their offices before performing violent acts upon those involved in the publication of the newspapers, as the public cheered on. Now, however, the state can no longer tolerate them. The papers went too far in calling for the recreation of the old fascistic state; of calling it "free." They were, in their rhetoric, trying to call for a revolt which would rob people of civil freedoms and replace them with a single duty - that of constant adulation of their so-called "High Mediator." There is no freedom in that; no freedom in such oppression. They dehumanized; their rhetoric followed that of the old fascists, who we must never allow to return. Calling for the killings of those they disagree it, calling for the creation of a new movement all for one person, a new movement in opposition to all that is outside of it. A totalitarian movement, in essence, one that wished to remove all that was different and replace it all with an unending and uniform praise, terrible praise, for a single, conceited and reactionary, individual. How would such a life be? No meaning to life but praise, praise of one individual; no direction but that individual. The person, the mind, would be lost. There would be nothing but that one person; no life, no thought, nothing. The thought is terrifying. In 1946, the state passed a law to prevent such a thing, the horrors of the forty-six years of oppression, from repeating themselves, prohibiting what is described as being "collaboration with fascism" - that is, active support for fascism, defined quite strictly, too strictly according to some. This law is now applied, ensuring that these three newspapers may no longer spread their hateful words. Istkalen by no means is perfect. But it is at the very least free; its citizens and peoples able to do as they wish - to speak, to create, to express themselves in their entirety with total freedom. But it is clear, now, that this freedom is too easily lost. It must be defended; the reality of the Forty-Six Years, of the dictatorship of Areai, returns otherwise,.

With 9 votes for and 1 vote against, this motion has PASSED. Edward Firoux Council Speaker and Councillor for Inquista

Juncker stood up and said: "This summit is now over. Thank you very much for coming." The European Leaders Summit was over.

Plessis Announces No Intention For Re-Election in June 5th. In a press gaggle within his office in Europolis after a debating inside the EU Council, EU Councilor Francis Plessis of the ELDR for Leagio announced that for the Special Election that would be coming under the newly ratified Article 18 of the 2020 Constitution that he will not seek re-election. When asked for the reason why he would not seek a second or technically third term in the Council, he stated that he was looking to retire and leave the politics to the next generation. When asked if he would endorse anyone for the 1st round in June 5th, he stated that he does not intend to endorse anyone in particular as he feels that his opinion would not matter much. Although there are speculation on who would run especially for the main political parties of the Commonwealth, it is too soon to say but many speculate that the classical liberal Free Democratic Party would run a strong candidate to at least get themselves out in the field for the municipal election season this year on December 20th. When asked on whether or not if the ELDR would endorse a candidate to ensure they have at least two seats of represenation to stay qualified as a Eurogroup, the EU Councilor said the following words: "that is not for me to decide at the moment or even say. I will admit that within the Eurogroup there has been talk on the path that it should take in for next year."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I think the summit is no longer valid. Even if we tried to reach an agreement, the childish and stubborn attitudes from certain side on this negotiation table. I have tried my best, but it seems that some people need to think on their behaviour first, before reaching an agreement. Thank you very much all for coming and for your efforts." After that, Jean-Claude Juncker shook hands with everyone. The meeting was over.

Juncker was confused. It seemed than no one understood they couldn't build anything along with the ESA if that insititution didn't make a report before starting to build that spaceport: "His Majesty, I'm afraid that the European Space Agnecy can't fund anything if there no previous report that is given to the Premier Commissioner and the European Council, which would both have to give their approval. This is very important to allow the ESA to fund it. If not, it's technically impossible. I will tell the elected director, but he needs to accomplish the law. Else, he could get petitioned by someone for not accomplishing the law". He said. Juncker appraoched to where the action was, while looking at the news. He hadn't had much to do, but at least, he was having some fun.