2 Jun 2022, 09:15

Defenestrated and Renegade Imperial Guard Commander Rosenfield Barges into House of Commons, Presents Former Diessenar President Mueller in Chains

Albert Rosenfield (left) and Ekrem Mueller


Telum, 1st June 2022 -- The Opening Session to the Tenth Parliament of Inimicus was almost immediately disrupted this morning as long lost Imperial Guard Investigation Unit Commander Albert Rosenfield, who was infamously defenestrated in North Diessen earlier this year, appeared on the House of Commons floor, escorted by the battered former Diessenar President Ekrem Mueller. Having apparently convinced Parliamentary security officials of the need of his affair, Rosenfield declared "I got him", to wild spectacle among MPs. His Imperial Majesty, traditionally present at the Opening Session, was instantly approached by several of His Guardsmen for an immediate security exfiltration, but He refused to leave the Chamber, seeing Rosenfield as no threat at all.

The Investigation Unit Commander, who went missing after the fateful end to his post as Imperial Special Envoy to North Diessen which saw him thrown out of an office window by Mueller and his staff, appears to have hunted for Mueller for several months, before finally capturing him near the border of Terra Quaestoris. Rosenfield declared: "Your Imperial Majesty, here he is. Do with him as You like." Following this brief yet powerful statement, Members of Parliament approached Rosenfield, congratulating him on his efforts. However, People's Movement MPs remained quiet throughout, and Judy Speller, Progressive Front leader and daughter of convicted would-be green soap assassin Jeff Speller, was seen gazing around in confusion.

Deputy Speaker Birch eventually called the House to order, but was interrupted by His Imperial Majesty, who commended Rosenfield's "utter and complete devotion to the Imperial cause." The Emperor addressed Mueller, claiming the former Diessenar President was "a war ciminal, a usurper of the most base sort imaginable, and now rightfully in the hands of the law." Cheers from Emperor's Finest MPs, who now make up the majority of the Commons, escorted Mueller and Rosenfield from the Chamber, where the latter was handed over to law enforcement.

Reports from Telum Parliamentary Constabulary suggest Mueller has been formally arrested on grounds of "aiding the enemies of the Emperor, intentionally defrauding the Emperor, conspiracy to commit murder, attempted murder of an Imperial Official, obstructing the Emperor's Armed Forces, and conspiracy to inflict harm on, or otherwise impair, operations of the Emperor's Armed Forces". It is yet unclear whether Mueller will be extradited to North Diessen, as a formal extradition treaty is not yet in place between the Confederacy and Empire. Imperial Councillor Basil Lawson, whose experience in international judicial affairs has been the cornerstone of the Emperor's policies for years, commented "Given the extremely close relationship between His Imperial Majesty and the new Confederal President of North Diessen Nestor Karaman, I am in no doubt that a sensible agreement shall be decided upon in no time at all."