Large Scale crime has ceased to exist in Brickston, says Lavoie
Stefan Luthenstein
The Briekish President was invited to interview in the famous TV show, "The Daily Show with Thobias Nitschke", in which the host asked him some political questions, one of them being "Many Briekish Citizens and experts think that law enforcement is not being funded sufficiently. What do you think?". This question resulted in massive outrage, with many radical Lavoie supporters issuing death threats to the host after the show.
Thobias Nitschke remarked upon the incident by saying, "It's a part of my job. I get death threats almost every month. Ich bin stressig [It is stressful], but I'm used to it."
President Lavoie in the interview replied, "Brickston doesn't need extreme funding anymore. [Do] you know why? We have not had a terrorist attack in 30 years! Large crime has ceased to exist. I don't see why would waste money to fix something if it's already fixed."