21 Jun 2021, 00:56

Official Statement Regarding The Volcanic Eruption In The Republic of Nofoaga

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This statement has been translated into English from Sertian
Henry Spiggen, Head Councillor

*"People of Sertia,
It was communicated to me by officials of The Republic of Nofoaga and the Sertian Union Geological Unit that a volcanic eruption has been reported in Nofoaga
At about 12 PM this afternoon officials from the Sertian Union Geological Unit spoke before the Customary Logistics Council and brought the issue before our attention. It is now my responsibility to address you and to tell you what the Geological Unit told us today.
The volcanic eruption in Nofoaga is not only dangerous in itself. It is a danger to all life on the tectonic plate Nofoaga shares with Gadalland and Aspern. Not only did the volcano erupt, but the potential for eruptions throughout Nofoaga and Gadalland and Aspern has become somewhat imminent.
My first order, regarding this threat, will be to provide all Nofoagan evacuees expedited travel to Gadalland and Aspern via plane or ferry. These vehicles will be provided on a two hour service every day for two weeks from this order. Given the information I have received by the Geological Unit, our country is in a position to allow refugees to enter. If the situation arises that we must evacuate Gadalland and Aspern, both Sertians and Nofoagans will be the top priority of Gadalland and Aspern's diplomatic discussions.
Voting in the European elections must continue as long as possible, but please remain safe and adhere to the Emergency Rules set out by Emergency Rules Act 2008.
And now, I want to offer sincere heartfelt sympathy to those affected by this brutal disaster. Let's take a moment of silence to recognise those individual struggles.

Thank you.