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    • Icholasen
      Icholasen EU last edited by Icholasen

      Bernie came to, worried and scared. He had no idea that the Reitzmic government was so annoyed with him, he thought the compensation for the boat was good enough to make them not be angry at the USNR. "When the Politburo finds out about this, they're gonna be mad! What's your plan? Are you billionaihs from Inquistah?" Bernie said, realising that maybe these were Inquistans trying to buy out the country of Reitzmag and get access to him. Had he made a grave error in the peace talks? "What are you going to do with me? I'll never give up the secrets of the USNR willingly."

      The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
      Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
      EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
      Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
      Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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      • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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        PM Johnson: "We're not billionaires from Inquista Mr. Sandahs (speaks jokingly and laughs), we're just gonna take care of you and we're not asking for your stupid secrets that can be seen from our spy planes."

        Min. Coventry: "No one knows yet where you are, the Politbullshit will just be guessing where the fuck you are. And they still don't know (evil laughs)."

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        HM King George
        Monarch

        Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
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        • Icholasen
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          Sanders was offended at PM Johnson's imitation of his accent. That hurt. "Are you going to use me as some kind of bargaining chip? I can ask them for whatever you want if you let me go free." Sanders said. Sanders had been trained for this during the 1960s in Czech Slavia. he was grateful today for his training in handling hostage situations.

          The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
          Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
          EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
          Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
          Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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          • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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            Min. Coventry: "Shut up Barney, I mean Bernie. You know what we want, right? And you know that we were trained just as you were and know what you're planning. We're just keeping you here until we need you again."

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            HM King George
            Monarch

            Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
            Prime Minister

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            • Icholasen
              Icholasen EU last edited by Icholasen

              "Okay - well I'm not exactly going anywhere. Are you going to tell my government where I am? My absence will be surely noticed." Bernie said.

              In Icholasen

              "Chairman" the Nicoleizian Minister of defence said. "We have reason to believe Comrade Bernie Sanders has been kidnapped. We haven't been able to make contact with him for hours now."

              "Call the Reitzmag PM." Chairman Jirluchuz said.

              In Reitzmag

              Mark Johnson's phone began to ring....

              The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
              Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
              EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
              Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
              Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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              • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                PM Johnson gets out of the room to answer the phone.

                PM Johnson: "I'll be right back in a moment. Guards, lock the room and get Min. Coventry out of it."

                answers the call

                PM Johnson:"Hello, who is this?"

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                HM King George
                Monarch

                Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                Prime Minister

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                • Icholasen
                  Icholasen EU last edited by

                  "Hello it's Chairman Jirluchuz of Icholasen. Hope all is well. Do you know where my Foreign Minister is? He hasn't checked in with us for several hours and we know that he landed in Reitzmag. Please, he's just an old man." The Chairman begged.

                  The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
                  Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                  EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                  Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                  Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                  • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                    PM Johnson: "Greetings Chairman, I have not seen your Foreign Minister yet. I have been expecting to see him for a long time. We're doing our best to find him since he has been gone for a long time and I hope he's safe and sound wherever he could be."

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                    Monarch

                    Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                    Prime Minister

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                    • Icholasen
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                      "Mr. Johnson, with all due respect, the pilot says he saw him getting into a car with your Foreign Minister, Mr. Coventry. He's with your people. If you don't give us answers we will be forced to intervene in your country but if you just tell us where he is we will not have to get involved."

                      The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
                      Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                      EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                      Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                      Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                      • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                        PM Johnson: "I'm sorry chairman, I have no contact with my Foreign Affairs Minister right now. We want peace and will cooperate in finding him as soon as possible."

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                        • Icholasen
                          Icholasen EU last edited by Icholasen

                          "Okay Mr. Johnson. If he doesn't respond in 1 hour we will start taking action from our air force stationed in Czech Slavia and our Navy in the Black Sea. You have been warned." Jirluchuz said.

                          The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
                          Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                          EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                          Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                          Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                          • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                            PM Johnson hands gives the chairman's number to Min. Coventry and calls it.

                            Min. Coventry: "Greetings Chairman Jirluchuz! (speaks in a low disguised voice)"

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                            HM King George
                            Monarch

                            Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                            Prime Minister

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                            • Icholasen
                              Icholasen EU last edited by

                              "Greetings. Where is my foreign secretary?" Said the Chairman.

                              The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
                              Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                              EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                              Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                              Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                              • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                                Min. Coventry: "Chairman, it looks like you've lost your Foreign Minister. And I know where he is. I will tell you where he is if you will do what I say. One mistake and you could lose him....forever!"

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                                HM King George
                                Monarch

                                Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                                Prime Minister

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                                • Icholasen
                                  Icholasen EU last edited by Icholasen

                                  "Tell me what is required." The Chairman said to the Prime Minister. "I will do my best to oblige. But, if you harm Bernie the wrath of Icholasen will scar your nation forever."

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                                  Secretly, the Chairman ordered the launch 30 divisions of Su-57 fighters (or 750 planes), 15 Divisions of Fighter-Bombers (or 450 planes), 10 divisions of Bombers (240 planes), and 20 divisions of Strategic Bombers or 600 planes to take off from Czech Slavia where they had been waiting on high alert since the end of hostilities. They would arrive over Reitzmag in around 2 to 3 hours. In addition to this, Icholasen's roaming fleet of submarines was put on alert with around 30 conventional missiles ready to strike strategic locations in Reitzmag. It would take Reitzmag some time to notice the arrival of the sky-armada, but they would be able to tell it was arriving soon.

                                  The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
                                  Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                                  EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                                  Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                                  Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                                  • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                                    Min. Coventry: "Okay, here's the deal. We'll release Sandals, I mean Sanders, to you. But you should give us 5 squadrons of your SU-57 planes immediately. Then, you shall surrender the power over Icholasen to the legitimate monarchy."

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                                    Monarch

                                    Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                                    Prime Minister

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                                    • Icholasen
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                                      "We will not agree to that. If you don't give up Bernie right now we will fire upon your nation." The Chairman said.

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                                      Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                                      EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                                      Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                                      Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                                      • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                                        Min. Coventry: "Okay, we'll give you Bernie as long as you give us 5 squadrons of SU-57s for free."

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                                        Monarch

                                        Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                                        Prime Minister

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                                        • Icholasen
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                                          "We will not give up any air-force units. All we want is Bernie and for us to return to the pre-crisis relations between our countries." The Chairman stated.

                                          The Union of Nicoleizian Socialist Republics
                                          Chairman of the Communist Party: Michul Jirluchuz ☭
                                          EU Councillor: Poppy Carlton-Romanov (EPA)
                                          Korojaunu in Exile: Eilidh Whiteford ☆
                                          Monarch in Exile: Queen Anastasia II ♚

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                                          • Kingdom of Reitzmag
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                                            Min. Coventry: "Well, then say goodbye to your friend if you will not give us our demands. I'm giving you one last chance or we'll make you meet Bernie at the cemetery."

                                            All GRAF personnel get ready for an impending attack at the signal of Min. Coventry. The planes were ready and all other equipment.

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                                            HM King George
                                            Monarch

                                            Sir Simon Bridges GCB KCMG GCT MP
                                            Prime Minister

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