MAKE EUROPE WIN AGAIN! Dragan Trympov's Election Night Party

[Pravoslaviya]

MAKE EUROPE WIN AGAIN!

ELECTION NIGHT WITH DRAGAN TRYMPOV

Join DRAGAN TRYMPOV, the EU's next Premier Commissioner and/or Internal Affairs Commissioner, for an unforgettable election night extravaganza at TRYMPOV TOWER, BELOGRADCHIK. Watch the results come in, chat with like-minded individuals from across Europe who want to make our region GREAT again, enjoy a TRYMPOV STEAK washed down with TRYMPOV VODKA, and listen to Mr Trympov's triumphant victory speech!

All of Mr Trympov's family and campaign team will be here, including campaign manager Omaroza Manigoltova, press officer Piyers Morganov, advisors Meatloaf and Gari Busi, bodyguard Kori Levandovski, friendly journalists from Mind Camp (Aleksander Zhons and Pavel Iosif Vatsonov), musical director Taylor Swift, chaplain Fr Trifon Semberats, joke writer Yovana Rivers and her daughter Melissa, and of course Dragan's loving wife Melaniya, loving ex-wives Ivana and Marla, and loving children Dragan Jr, Ivanka, Erik, Baron, and the other one! Also actor Stefan Baldvinov and, for some reason, former Angleteric EuroVoice entry Vincent Pastore.

Tonight is the night we Make Europe WIN Again, so let's celebrate in style!

Invitees

Representatives of the following governments:

Pravoslaviya
Czech Slavia
Mennrimiak
United Stars of Valhalla
Eastern Haane
Loabistan
Londria

Individuals:

Icholasen: Prudence Crumplebottom
Ottoman Empire: Alexis Tsipras
Angleter: Robert Kilroy-Silk, Drake Bell
Duxburian Union: Dante Maximillian, Acwellan Devoy, William Reid
Inquista: Any non-affiliated former members of the Craticist bloc
Gallorum: Michel Kligenberg
Vayinaod: Anders Stoltensson, Lorens Henningson
Fremet: Nikki Olemann

Individuals are permitted to bring along like-minded guests

[Icholasen]

Prudence Crumplebottom, dressed in her traditional Nicoleizian outfit - something that globalists would sneer at, but not nationalists like herself !

Prudence Crumplebottom had arrived via the same means the communists had arrived in Pravoslaviya several months before: covertly, via an old fishing boat and then flown on a tiny cessna to Trympov's tower. Prudence had been busy blowing up infrastructure and so was happy to get away from the 9 to 5 for this most special election events. 'You can only blow up so many bridges before it just becomes a grind' she thought.

Prudence was an extreme Trympov groupie, being the first person to endorse him, via Twitter. Twitter, was of course a new thing to Prudence as she had only just masted texting in 2018. Her first text was to her son 'son, what is a netflix?' And, Prudence only managed to get onto twitter in time the Saint Romain by-election in 2019 as she was just so enraged by those Party of June communists. Little did she know, real communists and not just centrist liberals were right round the corner.

Prudence did not like Whiteford. The two rarely saw eye to eye at Questions to the Korojaunu in the Sénat. She often wondered how either Nicoleizians or Europeans could fall for her wishy washy schtick. It was wishy washy reform here, wishy washy reform there. Prudence could not stand the woman. What made her hate Whiteford the most though, was her jolly off to Ireland that cost the country its liberty. If Prudence ever became Korojaunu, she would never leave the country, such the nationalist was she. She was anxious to see Whiteford lose this election and for Trympov to win.

Prudence marvelled at the size of Trympov tower. 'Ah, capitalism' she thought. Prudence had a hankering for some tastes of the free market and couldn't wait to sink her dentures into a Trympov brand steak. Prudence then took the lift up to the reception room.

[Pravoslaviya]

Thank you very much, I love you people. I love you so much.

And I have to say, I love all the people of Europe. This region has got such great people. Unbelievable. And when we started this, all my people said ‘don’t do it, Dragan’, and I said ‘why not’, and they said nobody will vote for you because the system is so rigged by the globalists.

And maybe, OK, they were right, but you know, we came second and we went from nothing to 31% in a few weeks, we got so many votes, and that’s wonderful. So I’d like to thank all the people, and all the countries, that voted for me and believed in our movement to Make Europe Great Again. Millions and millions and millions of ordinary people. Thank you all so much.

But folks, unfortunately, the people who rule Europolis and control the region are human scum. They’re scum, OK? They are the worst people, the globalists who, unfortunately, have won tonight. And they might have won this rigged election, but they’re still losers, folks. And they’re going to keep on losing.

So, first of all, why was Whiteford even allowed to run? She’s going to be Premier Commissioner but her country isn’t even in the EU. Try and find the United Dominions of Icholasen on the map, folks. It’s not there. It doesn’t exist. There was a Communist coup which, by the way, she lost, but for some reason she’s allowed to stand and her fake country is allowed to vote. Crazy, am I right?

And it gets worse, folks, because Inquista also had a coup, but in that case, they allowed the coup regime – El Caudeeeeeeyo – to vote and to stand candidates, like Antoni Reynels. Because that coup was an EPA coup, OK? It was a globalist coup, probably because, let’s face it, if Paul Craticus was alive today, he would’ve voted Trympov, OK? He would’ve voted for me. But he can’t because he’s dead and, unlike with Icholasen, the people who overthrew him – Fake Inquista with its Fake Taylor – were allowed to take part in these elections.

And then there’s Juncker. Oh, boy. Juncker, who got in a tank and went on stage in East Moreland with Copala, who just weeks before had bombed East Moreland and killed everybody there. These globalists were literally standing on the ashes of the people they murdered, and folks, we all know what they meant. I don’t know, actually, maybe it was just the only way Jean could make himself look like a tough guy.

But how many countries voted for Juncker because they thought he’d send Copala to bomb them all if they voted Trympov? How many, folks? Or maybe he just threatened to throw them out a balcony, I don’t know.

I mean, folks, even Reitzmag voted for Whiteford. Does that make sense to you, folks? Reitzmag voting for Whiteford. Her candidate does a big dance on the graves of thousands of innocent people in their country, and they’re like, hey, that’s great! Winston – good guy, crazy ideas, loved, or so I’m told, in his own country – goes around saying ‘OHHHHH, VOTE FOR TRYMPOV, I LOVE TRYMPOV’, and then his country votes for Whiteford? All I’m saying, folks, is just watch all the sanctions fly off Reitzmag now. All the globalist countries will be like ‘sorry we sanctioned you, sorry we pogrom’d your people’. Certainly, Copala isn’t going to bomb them again. Give me a break. Reitzmag is the single worst country, and Winston is a total pit viper. It’s so true, folks.

And maybe these countries were right to be scared, because look at Valhalla, folks. They vote Trympov and within hours, this beautiful country has Communists attempting another coup! They vote Trympov, and all the globalist-occupied countries vote EPA, suddenly there’s Communists there in Valhalla. Is that some coincidence or what, folks? I don’t know the exact nature of the relationship between the globalists and Communists. I never did. But there’s something going on there and we need to figure out what the hell is going on in our region, OK?

And isn’t it such a crazy election system that we have, folks? I got like half the votes in the Duxburian Union – that’s millions and millions of people, and thank you, by the way, Acwellan, Dante, William, you did so great – and that counts for literally nothing! Isn’t it crazy? All those votes just melt away because only the votes of the guy who comes first, even if it’s not a majority, count. And then they all get reduced to one per country. This is the single craziest system, it’s rigged against big countries, and it’s so bad, it’s almost laughable.

But it’s not laughable, folks, because we’re heading for some real dark times now, with the globalists in charge. I look around this room and I see so much talent and such wonderful people, but I don’t know if all of you are going to be alive in four months’ time. I think at least one of you is going to be killed – by a coup, by a war, by Communists, by globalists, I don’t know. But it’s so sad.

The EPA are stopping at nothing to keep their migrants and minorities first, globalist politics in power. They’re such losers, they have to do this to stay in office. But these guys haven’t stopped being losers. They haven’t stopped being haters. They haven’t stopped being failures. And they’re going to keep losing and hating and failing.

Nobody in Icholasen is listening to Whiteford right now, OK? I had to call her to concede, I told my people, I know I should probably challenge this election, but we’ve got so much chaos now, I won’t talk about how rigged it is, I’ll concede to her. I even conceded to Juncker, folks. But I told Whiteford, first of all, as we know, for her, getting in power is the easy bit, and staying is the hard part. So I said she’s got four months and I hope she holds on against the Communists for that long. Gonna be tough.

But I said, you realise nobody in Icholasen cares about you being Premier, OK? Nobody cares. They’re Communist, they’re basically outside the EU, they’re not going to listen to you. And nobody in Angleter is going to listen. Nobody in the Duxburian Union, probably, once they try and get it to pay for the crazy spending projects. Nobody cares, because Europe is so chaotic under globalist rule. The EPA are trying to tell everyone what to do, and trying to take more and more of everybody’s money, and there’s so much coups and violence, people are just ignoring Europolis. The EU is falling apart and it’s going to keep falling apart.

And we know the way the globalists try and keep a hold on this region is indiscriminate violence. Their own coups, their own bombs. It’s so bad, and they’re such human scum, they’re hypocrites, it’s unbelievable. These guys keep saying ‘OH, TRYMPOV DID THE TORPEDO, OH NO, SO BAD’, and they ignore – by the way – that Pravoslaviya was found innocent by the ECoJ, OK? Totally acquitted, no violation of the Constitution, no violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

But they say it anyway, and they don’t care about the folks in East Moreland – probably because they’re not Sithians, they’re not Kaasians, they’re not migrants. That’s the way these people think, folks. Isn’t it disgusting? But it’s the way they have to do it because nobody’s going to listen to Whiteford, and nobody’s going to listen to Juncker, unless Copala is going to carpet bomb you unless you do what they say. And then, maybe, even still the Communists might get you first. Whiteford is going to get to her new office tomorrow and she’s just going to start waiting for the men with red flags to come in and bing-bing-bing and take her out again.

So Europe, essentially, is no longer Europe. There is no European Union any more. And these globalists told the most disgusting lies about me wanting to destroy the European Union. I was running to be on the European Commission, so first of all, how does that even work, folks? This lie, OK, that I want to destroy the EU, when I’m saying I want to Make Europe Great Again – how does it work? It’s so crazy, and they got so desperate to win this, that’s what they were saying.

But the globalists are the ones destroying the European Union, and they’re going to keep losing, and we’re going to have more coups, more violence, more people just ignoring the EU, for the next four months. We’re not going to be able to Make Europe Great Again for four months and maybe, by then, it’ll be too late. I don’t know.

Tonight has been such a yuge victory for the worst people in Europe. All the scum. All the most disgusting people. Nasty guys. They’re nasty guys, OK? The globalists and the Communists. The coup leaders and the coup plotters. The human traffickers and the Sithian extremists. The organised crime bosses and the war criminals. The corrupt elite politicians, the lobbyists, and the big business globalists. All the worst people in Europe came together to stop our movement tonight because they are so scared. They’re scared of Trympov, folks.

And most of all they’re scared of our movement, and they’re scared of you. They are so scared of the people of our beautiful countries, you wouldn’t believe. They are so scared that one day we might win, we might drain the swamp, we might start putting citizens first, and we might even Make Europe Great Again. We didn’t do it this time, but we got them so scared.

We have stood strong, folks, against the single biggest establishment onslaught of all time. There’s been nothing like this in European history, people. We went from zero to 31% in three weeks. Compared to where we were three weeks ago, this is a win, OK? It’s a win. And folks, like I said, I don’t know if we can beat these people in time to save the EU, but we’re going to keep trying.

So tonight I, Dragan Trympov, am officially announcing the creation of the Make Europe Great Again Foundation to continue our fight all over Europe. It’s going to be open to Councillors, parties, individuals, everyone who’s on the Trympov Train and wants to Make Europe Great Again. We’re going to form a group in the Council, led by my good friend Tupac, and we’re going to let the globalists know we’re not going away.

Because even though the system is totally rigged, and even a lifelong winner like me can’t win the first time, we still have to do what we wanted to do, folks. We have got to stop the crazy spending projects. We have got to repeal the Refugee Protection Act, which is still the single worst law of all time. We’ve got to drain the swamp, and take our region back, and Make Europe Great Again! Thank you, folks. Thank you very much. Enjoy the party!