June 19th, 2020
Chalons, Courvières
Campaign Rally

Bishop Karinn Lallana, still wearing leopard print
Good afternoon Challonators and Challonateurs! Wow, I am so pleased to be with you all in such a beautiful place! Chalons is truly remarkable.
As I've been touring and campaigning throughout Icholasen, I've been struck by two things. First, I've been struck by the extraordinary beauty of the country and its robust agricultural advancements and agricultural output. Secondly, I've been struck by the amazing diversity of the Nicoleizian people, and their ability to come together as comrades.
It is such a shame that the TANKIES wish to destroy these beautiful things in Icholasen. It really, really is sad.
Whether it be the vineyards of Courvières, the farms of Honoré-Mercier or even the onion farms of Nirshauzun, Icholasen's agricultural sector is at the heart of the country's economy. Agriculture not only offers tremendous economic opportunity and employment to the country, but it also offers the bread, food and sustenance that is vital to life of every Nicoleizian. Only the AÉN recognizes the importance of Icholasen's agricultural sector, and only the AÉN will prioritize agricultural advancement and protection, and only the the AÉN seeks to protect the environment and combat land degradation and climate change.
What the TANKIES aim to do to Icholasen's environment is nothing short of bourgeoisie exploitation. The TANKIES hope to exploit Icholasen's lands until they're degraded, destroyed and inhospitable. Under the TANKIES, there is no future for Icholasen's agricultural sector... there is no future for rural communities... there is no future for farmers... there is no environment... there is no future. There is only destruction, degradation and exploitation. Just look at what they hope to do in Nirshauzun. Nirshauzun is home to many onion farms, one of which is even famous for belonging to that bourgeoisie fascist, Eilidh Whiteford and her family. Remember how she sold out on onion farming to becoming a neoliberal pig? How she sold out on a humble and important industry just so that she could make money off the backs of her countrymen? As we know, Whiteford is a lying little bitch who ruins things. That's what the TANKIES aim to do to the entire department. They will focus solely on oil production, totally forgetting and ignoring the plight of onion farmers, and then they will put them out of work by destroying their onion farms through environmental damage and dirty oil. Best case scenario, it will take 10 years of environmental damage for all onion farms in the region to cease production, and in worst case scenario, there is an oil spill tomorrow and all the onion farms will be destroyed. Under the TANKIES, there is simply no future there for onion farmers or the rural community. Imagine Icholasen without onion farms? That would be a betrayal of the people and a betrayal of the country. The TANKIES are traitors.
By focusing only on heavy industry, the TANKIES will send Icholasen spiraling head first into an environmental catastrophe and will accelerate climate change. Climate change ultimately effect who the most? Farmers. Rural communities. Do the TANKIES care about these communities? No. Only the AÉN has policies for farmers and for rural communities, and it is only the AÉN who sees the value in your work and your communities. The TANKIES only care about cities, and they only care about putting ugly, brutalist structures and pavement onto Icholasen's picturesque countryside.
Worse yet, the TANKIES do not care for all Nicoleizians, and the diversity and camaraderie between your people. I don't think the TANKIES even have one French-speaking candidate on their entire electoral list. The TANKIES are anti-French. If you look at the AÉN's electoral list, you will see a diverse array of names and cultural backgrounds. The TANKIES will have you believe that cultural backgrounds don't matter, but they do. How can we construct a truly equal and egalitarian society if not every person and community has a voice? How can there be equality and prosperity for all Nicoleizians if there are not both Nicoleizian and French speaking people at the table? Equality requires an equality of the voices. Without Icholasen's French speaking people inside of the Assembly, their problems will be overlooked and unaddressed by the Nicoleizian speaking majority. The AÉN understands this, and understands the importance of giving voice to Icholasen's linguistic and cultural minorities.
The TANKIES don't care about representing Icholasen's marginalized and vulnerable communities, and instead, are more concerned about representing foreign voices. They're more interested in towing the line to the PEL and kneeling down to the state of Czech Slavia. Chairman Václav Kohout controls the PEL with iron chains and he fully expects to have Icholasen on a tight leash. Who is Comrade Bernie Sanders meeting with right now? President Sova of Czech Slavia. Comrade Sanders is kneeling before President Sova, asking him what he should be doing and how high he must jump for Czech Slavia. What was the Revolution ultimately for? Was it to advance the betterment of the Nicoleizian working people, or was is to bend at the knee to Czech Councillor and the Czech President? The TANKIES are selling you out to foreign powers, and that's why the TANKIES want Icholasen to be isolated. The TANKIES want to see Icholasen isolated and alone so that they have no choice but to accept Czech Slavia's tight leash.
I have been calling for all of Europe's leaders to recognize the legitimate government of Icholasen in Cesae Vauvra. Icholasen deserves to be a free and equal partner in Europe. Isolationism only hurts Icholasen, and ultimately, it hurts your working and your most vulnerable people. I have made tremendous progress lobbying on this matter in Inquista, and I know that Carole Baskin and the AÉN are the best equipped to lobby for Icholasen's true government to be recognized abroad. Say no to the isolationism of the TANKIES and say no to kneeling down before the Czech overlords.
Please join me on Sunday for my next Comrades in Christ broadcast. I also ask that you please support the AÉN and to please support Carole Baskin. [Bishop Lallana then raises a communist crucifix to the crowd] God bless the Revolution, and may God bless Icholasen! Thank you.