Czech News Media

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Česká tisková kancelář

Leadership of the army reevaluated its stance. Prime minister Plachta resigned.

General Rytíř announced today that leadership of the armed forces after consideration doesn't find the actions of People's Militias to break the law and that they are dropping their ultimatum and won't enter Prague unless Šedivý, Reiserová or Vicanová would agree with that.

Small amount of troops is already at the gates of Prague but haven't entered the city as they were waiting for reinforcements. The decision came only hours after the news that UNSR armed forces will land in Prague to take order in military parade was published. Šedivý said that Czech troops will shall enter Prague only after the Nicoleizian troops arrive.

Few hours after the leadership of the armed forces decided to not enter Prague prime minister Michal Plachta submitted his resignation to president Vratislav Sova.

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Česká tisková kancelář

Slavomíra Černá once again appointed prime minister until the presidential elections and the transformation of Czech Slavia into a presidential system

Extraordinary People's Court established

Parliament of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia established an Extraordinary People's Court in order to punished those who attempted to coup the republic and those who murdered Alexander Bílý and Josef Voda. The court will comprise of professional judges and representatives of the people. Albína Reiserová was appointed to be the head of the Extraordinary People's Court. She was nominated by Radek Šedivý who said she displayed very high sense for justice as a single mother that she also fully displayed when she urged People's Militias to stand their ground after the assassination of Bílý and Voda. Karolína Vicanová who was appointed as a head of the StB proclaimed that the Extraordinary People's Court can expect assistance from the secret police.

Replaced members of the Council of the Czech News Agency to return to their positions

Members of the Council of the Czech News Agency that were replaced during Plachta's short term government will once again return to their position, the Parliament today decided. On the other hand those who left CPCS after Plachta was appointed prime minister will be replaced.

Socialist Republican Party prepares for the presidential election

Members of the Socialist Republican Party will pick their candidate for the presidential election of 2020 that is planned to be held just a week after Michal Plachta resigned from the position of prime minister. SRP will be the only party allowed to yield a candidate, as it is currently the only party that is not under investigation for attempting a coup. Current president Vratislav Sova declared he has no intentions on running.

There are currently three candidates seeking the nomination of the party. Governor of the South Bohemian Region and a new Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý, Head of the Extraordinary People's Court Albína Reiserová and Head of the State Security (StB) Karolína Vicanová.

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Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Public trail with members of the Anarchist Federation

Today marks the first public session of the Extraordinary People's Court. The first trail was with six members of Anarchist Federation that, in a time of great crisis seized some buildings in Prague including schools, endangering many. Indeed some of the defendants had visible injuries, showcasing how dangerous their actions were. At the time Anarchist Federation claimed that it was acting independently, but the watchful eye of the Party always saw through that claim!

The trial was quick, with all of the defendants pleading guilty and confirming what many already thought, that they were paid by former mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba, but more disturbingly, that Houba tried to convince them to commit violent acts against the People of Czech Slavia! All of the defendants expressed guilt over endangering the people, democracy and the socialist state and recognized the severity of their crimes.

The Extraordinary People's Court showed great wisdom and due to the defendants working with the court sentenced all six of the members of the Anarchist Federation with only one year in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. In no time hard work will transform the delinquents into upstanding comrades, we can be sure of that!

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Public trail with the former mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba

The second public session of the Extraordinary People's Court was a trial with the former mayor of Prague Oldřich Houba. Houba was charged with treason, murder of Alexander Bílý and Josef Voda, planning the murder of Albína Reiserová, attempting to initiate violence and persuading people to commit crimes.

The defendant was also visibly injured, he admitted of getting injured when he was attempting to flee Czech Slavia to escape justice and fell down the stairs in the hurry. The defendant pleaded guilty of all the crimes, with the exception of murdering Alexander Bílý and Josef Voda and planning the murder of Albína Reiserová. and the court found him guilty of all the crimes with the exception of the two. Houba however admitted that the murder was likely ordered by the leading member of opposition parties, which is highly disturbing as it shows that the web of traitors is perhaps larger than anticipated at first.

Oldřich Houba was sentenced to twenty five years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Justice once again triumphed, and it will continue to triumph over the web of traitors, no matter how wide that web is!

Oldřich Houba, former mayor of Prague and an enemy of the people

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Českoslovanský rozhlas

Presidential election 2020 - Possible Candidates

As the Czech presidential election is closing in we bring our readers information about the potential presidential candidates. SRP will be the only party to nominate a presidential candidate in this election as all other parties that had their representatives in parliament are currently under investigation. There are currently three candidates seeking the nomination of the SRP. Governor of the South Bohemian Region and a new Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý (41), Head of the Extraordinary People's Court Albína Reiserová (40) and Head of the State Security (StB) Karolína Vicanová (39).

Radek Šedivý is currently the favorite as he has the largest faction in the parliament and is seen as economically the most left-wing candidate. Karolína Vicanová has the second largest faction behind her and is seen as the most right-wing candidate. Albína Reiserová currently has the smallest faction and is seen as a centre candidate.

• Political freedoms
  All Candidates agree that the political restrictions now present in Czech Slavia should be removed as soon as Czech Slavia exits the state of emergency and that Czech Slavia should be a multi-party democracy.

• Economy
  All candidates agree that economy must be liberalized. There however are some disagreements over the scale of liberalization. Šedivý favors state remaining the dominant force in all economic sectors, not allowing the creation of large companies and placing strict limitations on foreign companies. Vicanová on the other hand would allow creation of large Czech companies and her limitations on foreign companies would be much less strict. Reiserová would also allow creation of large Czech companies and favors less strict limitations on foreign companies, but she would maintain state as a dominant force in many sectors and state owned companies to be competitors to those privately owned.

  In the case of Rare Earth Metals mining industry, Šedivý and Reiserová support expanding the industry citing the promise given to Inquista as reason. Vicanová claims she also wants to fulfill that promise, but would limit its scope and supports keeping the industry the same instead venturing in other areas of economy.

• Secret police
  Šedivý and Reiserová both pledged that they would limit the size and powers of secret police while its leader Vicanová claims that Czech Slavia needs to keep its Secret police in its current form if it wants to keep its freedom.

• Religious freedom
  Šedivý claims that perhaps in past religious freedoms were somewhat limited and that to attract foreign companies and tourists Czech Slavia should review its stance on religious freedom. Vicanová and Reiserová however maintain that there were no restrictions on religious freedoms in the past and there are none of these restrictions currently.

Radek Šedivý (41)

Karolína Vicanová (39)

Albína Reiserová (40)

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Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý gives a message to other countries.

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý had a speech today addressed to other countries. He said that he understands that other countries may be worried over the recent developments in Czech Slavia and he understands why some countries decided to respond with economic-political actions. He said that Czech Slavia will therefore not seek retaliation and will instead focus on keeping friendly relations with other countries . He also urged foreign companies to not be afraid to do their trades in Czech Slavia as the country is finally stable.

"I want to ensure other countries that we are not hiding anything from them, any foreign observers are welcomed to observe our elections and other activities. Yes there currently are some limitations in Czech Slavia, but these are necessary and are only temporary measures." Šedivý said and added that it is the job of every comrade to make it clearer to people in other countries that Czech Slavia is a stable and free country.

In his wise and educated speech Šedivý also thanked countries that keep their restraint and did not respond to the developments in Czech Slavia.

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Public trails with Alexandra Kovářová, Klára Zbouralová, Alois Jelen and Michal Plachta postponed

The Extraordinary People's Court postponed the trials with Alexandra Kovářová, Klára Zbouralová, Alois Jelen and Michal Plachta as these people left Czech Slavia for other countries. Former leader of the CF Alexandra Kovářová went to Spain, former prime minister Michal Plachta went to the United Duchies, and former leader of the CND Klára Zbouralová with the former leader of the SDPCS Alois Jelen went to Leagio.

The court has decided that it cannot rule out justly without the defendants being present and able to defend themselves. This decision has truly showed how dedicated to justice and fairness the members of the Extraordinary People's Court are. Political leadership of Czech Slavia announced that it won't request the extraditions of the suspects, but instead warned the leadership of Spain, United Duchies and Leagio that they those people might be criminals and issued a proclamation to the suspects themselves urging them to come to Czech Slavia to have the possibility of clearing their names before the unbiased, independent and fair Extraordinary People's Court. A citizen that hasn't done anything wrong has of course nothing to fear, the response of the mentioned citizens to this urge will speak on their guilt for itself.

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A public trial with a former member of Parliament Miroslava Císařová

A trial with a former member of Parliament Miroslava Císařová was held today. Miroslava Císařová is a member of the CF that has proposed transforming Czech Slavia from a democratic republic to a monarchy. Císařová was accused of treason, attempting to cause an armed conflict with Austria, financing an anti-Czech sentiment in Austria and indecency toward youth.

Císařová admitted to treason and that her actions could have resulted in armed conflict with Austria, as liberating members of Habsbourg family even by force was her intention. She also admitted to financing anti-Czech groups in Austria and the author of the infamous proclamation, which called for Czech prime minister to be brutally murdered, was also financed by her.

She however vocally denied taking part in any indecent behavior, going as far as to say that if her arm was not dislocated, an injury which she, according to her own words, obtained while practicing yoga, she would have to throw her boot at those who suggest that she would ever take part in such actions, and pledged to all present mothers that she truly would never do such an action as she was looking to become a mother with her partner before too. In the past there are well documented examples of ladies from higher society of indulging in indecent activities with the youth, but there was no evidence to support the accusation that Císařová has done so and so she was found innocent of that accusation.

She was however found guilty of treason, attempting to cause an armed conflict with Austria and financing an anti-Czech sentiment in Austria and was sentenced to twenty five years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Císařová showed her true colors soon, but there might be many other looking to undermine our democracy and replace a democratic republic for a monarchy, which goes directly against the freedom of the people. But the party will remain vigilant and on guard, she won't let our democratic institutions be taken from us!

Miroslava Císařová, former member of Parliament and an enemy of the people

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Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Public trail with the head of the StB Karolína Vicanová

In a shocking development the head of the StB and a candidate seeking nomination of the Party for the presidential election Karolína Vicanová, and a group of her supporters, stood before the Extraordinary People's Court today. She was accused of holding important information from other officials, planning a coup, and abusing her powers as head of the secret police. While some members of former CPCS were already sentenced by a court before, but Vicanová is the highest ranking party member to stood before trial so far.

The defendant initially pledged innocent of all the crimes and later admited to abusing her powers and holding important information form other officials, but the court found her guilty of all the crimes. However it must be noted that through it is now confirmed that the suspects ere beaten by the StB on the orders of Vicanová, the confessions were by no mean forced, denying such ludicrous conspiracy theories must be a necessity of every conscious and upstanding comrade. Vicanová acted out that way simply because of her suspected sadism. Her accomplices were also all found guilty.

Karolína Vicanová was sentenced to ten years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Her accomplices were sentenced to between five to fifteen years in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. They will all be replaced by trustworthy people approved by the Extraordinary People's Court .Now that traitors in our ranks, and even in high places were discovered we must stay cautious ever more, for we are the guards of our own liberty and liberty is worth fighting for.

Karolína Vicanová, former head of the StB and an enemy of the people

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Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Public trial with the members of eco-socialist organizations

It has come to a attention of the Extraordinary People's Court that despicable group of infiltrators infiltrated our victorious movement in a form of eco-socialist activists. They claim that they could not support the direction Czech Slavia was heading with Plachta and that socialist state is more just, yet should limit some of its industries, involving the mining industry. But all the people remember that it was environmentalist groups that were first to stand against the just socialist government and were the first reason before its collapse. Even now these infiltrators stand against the wise policies of the Party and were known to support the villainous Vicanová. Seven members of environmentalist organisations claiming to be socialist were accused of sabotage and though all of them except for one pledged innocent they were all found guilty.

One of the defendants who pledged guilty was sentenced to a year in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry, for his co-operation with the court, the others were sentenced to two and a half year in prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. Alarmingly two members of parliaments, who previously pledged their support for Karolína Vicanová were among the defendants.

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Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý questions the decision of the Extraordinary People's Court

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý today suggested that the Extraordinary People's Court has gone too far in its attempts to eradicate the danger of a right-wing coup and punish those responsible for the deaths of Bílý and Voda.

This has come after the Court has sentenced seven environmentalists for sabotage. Šedivý said that he doesn't share the opinions of those people, but he says that there is little evidence showing a subversive activity from them.

"It seems to me that the honorable members of the Court might have accidentally sentenced innocent people this time for their opinions rather than their actions. I understand that we are in complicated times, but I think this action could hurt Czech Slavia in the yes of its own citizens and in our foreign relations." Šedivý has said that he believes that members of the Court had the best of intentions, trying to keep the country safe, but he will try to get in contact with them and convince them to re-open this particular case.

The Speaker however dismissed that the court might have done mistakes in other cases and insist that there was overwhelming evidence that Vicanová was indeed guilty.

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Česká tisková kancelář

Radek Šedivý accused of planning a coup, stand before the Extraordinary People's Court

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý was accused of planning a coup a brought before the Extraordinary People's Court together with forty eight suspected accomplishes, all the defendants pledged innocent. While the trial started as public during its course the public was lead out of the room and the trial continues without the presence of the public. This have angered some and there are small protests demanding access to the court room, police and People's Militias were called to guard the building.

The defendants were brought before the Court just hours before the meeting of the Socialist Republican Party where the delegates will select the presidential candidate, all forty nine defendants were supposed to be present at that meeting as delegates. Despite 49 out of the 308 delegates not being able to be there and vote, the meeting can continue without them if there will be more then three-fourths of the delegates present.

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Česká tisková kancelář

Albína Reiserová was nominated as the SRP presidential candidate

Albína Reiserová, the Head of the Extraordinary People's Court, was elected as the Socialist Republican Party presidential candidate and the leader of the party. She was elected by the party delegates on the SRP meeting in Prague. Reiserová was the only candidate to confirm her intention to run for the presidential election on the meeting, as Karolína Vicanová, who also announced intention to run, is currently serving her sentence in prison, and Radek Šedivý, who also announced intention to run, is currently being judged by the Extraordinary People's Court.

Out of the 308 delegates 259 were present as 49, including Šedivý, are now judged by the Extraordinary People's Court and couldn't be present. Candidate needs more then half of the votes of the present delegates to win the nomination. Albína Reiserová received 142 votes out of the 259.

Reiserová expressed her gratitude for the trust put in her by the party members and is confident she will win the presidential elections that will be help on December 28th and in which Reiserová will be the only candidate.

Some members of the SRP are not satisfied with nomination process claiming that Reiserová would not get the nomination if all delegates could be present. Former leader of the SRP and prime minister Slavomíra Černá congratulated Reiserová on her victory, and said she is exited to work with her, she also told those who are complaining about the nomination process to respect the democratic centralist principles of the party and express their complaints on the meetings of the party rather then on the media.

Albína Reiserová, new leader of the Socialist Republican Party and a presidential candidate of that party.

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Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Radek Šedivý declared innocent by the Extraordinary People's Court

Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý, who was accused of planning a coup was declared innocent be the Extraordinary People's Court yesterday, along with 36 others other defendants. 12 defendants were found guilty and sentenced to prison and penal labor in the Rare Earth Metals mining industry. They will be replaced by trustworthy people approved by the Extraordinary People's Court.

Radek Šedivý and all the other who were found innocent already pledged full support behind the presidential candidate Albína Reiserová and promised to help her with campaigning. Šedivý also urged all his supporters to stand behind Reiserová and do not split the party. All of them also praised the Extraordinary People's Court as highly just and indeed very needed.

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Rudé Právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Albína Reiserová, a candidate of the entire nation, elected president with overwhelming majority

Albína Reiserová, a candidate of the entire nation, was elected president of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia in presidential election held on 28th of December. The turnout was 86,21%. 80,36% of the votes were for Reiserová and 19,64% were blank votes.

The election showed a great unity of the Czech people and the approval of the steps taken by the Socialist Republican Party The safety of the voters and the members of the voting committees was guaranteed by the People's Militias who guarded the election process over the entire Republic, thus all citizens were allowed to freely express themselves without any fear.

Albína Reiserová expressed gratitude towards voters and said she is ready to assume her position and do her part that the revolution requires, just as all workers in Czech Slavia do their part required by the revolution. She also said that the reactivation of Czech economy will be her first aim.

Reiserová replaced both Vratislav Sova and Slavomíra Černá as the position of prime minister was abolished, both already congratulated the new president and expressed their willingness to work with her.

All the people rejoice at the victory of the people's candidate. All people rejoice as the wise mother president loves all her children. And we are all ready to dedicate ourselves to her ingenious visions and plans to better our beloved motherland. Forward comrades, accept no limits!

President Albína Reiserová, the great helmswoman

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Českoslovanská televize
Surprising many, president Reiserová today appointed a fellow actor Karel Šín as the new minister of culture. Šín is not a member of any political party and was critical of the former prime minister Černá. Šín is best know for his role in the Spanish comedy show "Jersey". He was fired from the show after it's eight season due to complications caused by his drug addiction. He has since recovered from the addiction and now he advocates for alcohol and drug abstinence. Šín publicly declared himself a dedicated socialist just a week before being appointed the minister of culture. We bring you an interview our reporter Jílek had with the new minister Šín.

Jílek: "Comrade minister, thank you very much for coming here today."

Šín: "Thanks for having me."

Jílek: "I would like to know what persuaded you to enter politics?"

Šín: "I was approached by the great comrade president Reiserová directly with the request to join her cabinet as a minister of culture. I previously had no intentions of entering politics, I didn't ask anybody to be appointed minister, I was asked if I would be willing to be appointed minister. And I thought of the great Czech people and how they supported me for the entirety of my career, for which I am so grateful, and decided that I have to accept this great honor to be named a minister of culture and do my best for the people of this country."

Jílek: "Why have you decided to become a minister in a SRP government? You were previously critical of the government of former prime minister Slavomíra Černá. You accused Černá of not being born in this country, but instead hailing from Ruthund and her policies not being for the Czech people. Do you still maintain this position?"

Šín: "Well listen I know have reason to believe that at least one grandparent of comrade Černá was from Czech Slavia, and it is quite likely that two of them were in fact Czech. It is possible that she was born in this country. But she did hand the power to the former leaders of opposition parties, and they were most definitely of foreign origin. They no longer even live in Czech Slavia. And I am not saying that everything that comrade Černá did was bad, there were undoubtedly many great things, but this shouldn't have happened. And I would also like to clarify that I love the people from Ruthund and from the entire world. Now president Reiserová is, without question, Czech and does what is best for Czech people and that is a government that I want to be part of. But I am not a member of any political party, I am me, Karel Šín."

Jílek: "I understand. What are your plans for the resort of culture comrade minister?"

Šín: "My objective is to bring the art closer to the people. In painting the currently dominant realism is too detached from the people I feel. Normal citizen can't paint in that style, the households are lacking quality paintings, the realistic art style just feels so elitist, you know. That is something I'd like to change. There is a simple yet beautiful art style originating from Czech Slavia, sadly it is so small that it doesn't even have a name. Let me show you an example I painted personally.

Here "The people are welcoming the new minister" it is simple, positive, the characters have little detail, only some basic attributes are shown so everybody can relate to it. You just look at a painting like this and it is obvious to you that it is Czech. I've heard that the Archbishop of Inquista bought some painting in this style and that is something we should strive for. Having Czech glory being shared by our art across the Union. We should aim to have art like this displayed at the furniture expositions in Fremet, have them decorate the communal facilities in the Union of Syndicates as well as imperial halls in the Empire of Inimicus. And let every working person become an artist if they wish so, an art for the people by the people. Czech Slavia should be on a drug called socialist art, very available, if you try it once you want to try it again."

Jílek: "Fascinating, Now comrade minister since you are an actor are similar changes planned for that type of art as well?"

Šín: "Let's not get hasty now. If you want to create a good film or a play or a show you need the actors as well as directors to have a certain type of blood, a tiger blood. Without it our shows would look like "Jersey " past season eight, horrible. This goes to show you how important it is to have tiger blood, it was a great show up to season eight, then the incopentent director fires an actor with tiger blood, tries to replace him with much worse actor and the show becomes unwatchable, those were all my fans, not theirs. So we need to cultivate the tiger blood in our actors, not ignore it, that would result in catastrophe. I've lobbied to create a show similar to "Jersey", but better, in the past. Of course without the decadent influence of the capitalism, without any alcohol or drugs. It would also not treat women like objects. In "Jersey they were always portrayed as objects that the main character has sex with. But in the comedy show I wanted to create women would be portrayed as smart, strong and independent. And then the main character would have sex with all of them. Now this show will get approved by me, so that is my most imminent plan for this type of art."

Jílek: "Thank you for your time, I wish you all the best comrade minister."

Šín: "Thank you, take care. To an absolute victory on the cultural front."

Minister of culture, Karel Šín

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Česká tisková kancelář

Leader of the SDPCS Alois Jelen returns to the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia, found innocent by the Extraordinary People's Court

Leader of the SDPCS Alois Jelen who has been suspect of taking part in a coup against the republic has returned to Czech Slavia from Leagio to stand before the Extraordinary People's Court. The Extraordinary People's Court has found Jelen innocent of the charges. The Head of the Court and the President of the Republic Albína Reiserová called on others who escaped Czech Slavia to avoid trial to return to Czech Slavia and have a chance to defend themselves and clear their names. Alois Jelen confirmed the independence of the court and admitted his mistake of not staying in Czech Slavia to defend himself.. Both the judges and the defendant agreed that the Extraordinary People's Court once again demonstrated its utmost in stabilizing the country. Jelen now wants to help with rebuilding the social democratic party and clearing it from damaging influences.

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The Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia successfully re-registered

The Government of Czech Slavia declared the situation in the state to be mostly stabilized and with imminent dangers to the republic eliminated, new and suspended political parties may seek registration. The Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia was the first to be re-registered after being suspended in December 2020.

Chairman of the SDPCS Alois Jelen, who has recently returned from Leagio said that the party will immediately start preaparing for the Czech parliamentary election held in October 2021.

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Česká tisková kancelář

Českoslovanská televize introduces a new 'democratic patriotic' program
The ministry of culture introduced new guidelines for the Českoslovanská televize with the goal of propagating the democratic establishment of the democratic republic and patriotism. In accordance the Českoslovanská televize introduced a new program with emphasis on Czech produced shows and documentaries.
"... for instance shows for children is something that was completely neglected in the previous years. We used to mostly air foreign children shows and we felt that they don't promote the values we hold dear, which was a shame. We have the capabilities to produce our own shows and we want our children to have tiger blood, which is needed in this word to truly excel. The new Czech shows for kids will be focused on promoting love for the country and inciting a pride in its democratic and socialist establishment and the country's accomplishments. Our aim is to mobilize the people." reads a part of the message published by the minister of culture Karel Šín, who himself is in the process of writing one of the new comedy shows.
Another addiction is a short program called 'Reiserová's moments' promoting president's work and quotes, but also showcasing stories from the lives of citizens. As for example parents cooking for their children, idea for such segment was reportedly inspired by the Archbishop of Inquista, Mikaela Kligenberg.
The new program attracted criticism from some civic groups which describe the program as progression of attempts of brain washing and destroying all public morale. Minister Šín denied all the accusations saying that the new guidelines propagate critical thinking as well.

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Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party

International worker's day celebration in Prague

1st of May
The streets of the capital city Prague filled with endless stream of enthusiastic workers, celebrating the International worker's day together with workers all around the globe. The cheerful workers were greeted by the leadership of the state including comrade president Albína Reiserová who made a speech to the cheering crowd.

In her speech, the president highlighted the ability of workers to defend their own freedom as they showed last year, when the efforts to undermine our people's democracy were stopped by the working people. There were attempts to steal the mines from the hands of the workers, had the workers not stopped these foul attempts they would surely become slaves in their own country. But, the workers fought to defend their freedom and they were successful.
President also mentioned the International worker's day celebrations of the past, where she as a member of actors union used to take part in the parades and expressed happiness that such parades of free people can be held openly today.
Rest of the speech was about what the future holds. President praised the unions for always standing with the working people. However, the reforms done by Plachta's government allowed for creation of unions not representing the working class and sabotaging their interests. The predecessor of the SRP, the CPCS was for creation of such unions, as unions organized by state did no longer align with the workers interests. But now, that the all the power in the state is again in the hands of the working class, the state organized unions once again fully align with the workers interests and soon they will once again be the only permitted unions. As the president showed, that we won't tolerate anybody undermining our republic!
In the last sentences, president promised that the nation's resources will forever remain in the hands of the workers and thanked the people for all their work and devotion to the republic.

The crowd cheered and wished long live to the republic, the party and the president, showing true unity of our people. Soldiers even shouted that as long as the last of them breathes the red flag will remain over the Prague's Castle.

In other regions, the International worker's day celebrations were also spectacular, and they will surely be even more spectacular all over our country next year!

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Česká tisková kancelář

Smaller town and villages report lack of toilet paper long lines formed at local shops

Many smaller settlements report lack of toilet paper. As new quotas for Inquistan products have been announced some of the state owned stores expected a delivery of said Inquistan goods, yet didn't order any products from the Inquistan companies. Due to a mistake in communication, they expected the products to be ordered by the government from which they could in turn order these products. As a result some products like wine, chocolates or toilet paper have become scarce in smaller municipalities that have just one store operating.

People started forming lines in an attempt to buy the scarce products and once these shops were depleted of said products, they went looking for them in bigger towns and cities where long lines were formed in which a customer could stand for hours.

Scarcity of basic products, due to mistakes in communication or production, are't new to Czech Slavia, in fact, it is much less common now, then in the past, but regardless there are some calling for a change to Czech economy, even inside the ruling Socialist Republican Party. The economist Stříbrný has said, that this demonstrates the need in continuing and expanding the liberalization program to reduce the government involvement in economy and ensure that mistakes like these do not repeat. On the other hand former university professor Hrzal has criticized the dependance of the state on Inquista, calling it a "shadowy attempt at colonization". He claims that good relations with Inquista should of course be the goal of the country but not at the price of sovereignty. On the other hand, European Councillor Kohout said, that the government does it's best to avoid instances of scarcity of basic products from happening and that in just a few months these instances will be a thing of the past if the current course is maintained.

President Reiserová in today's episode of 'Reiserová's moments' expressed that she always starts her day with gratitude and recommended all the citizens to start their day with gratitude too. Czech conservative politician Kovářová, suspected of attempting a coup on the government and currently residing in Spain, considers this the president's message to the people in this crisis. "This is the president's message to the people affected by the incompetency of the government. She is telling you to stop complaining and just show gratitude to the government for allowing you just some of the basic products." Kovářová released in a statement today.

The lack of products will be resolved in a week, according to the government.

[Czech Slavia]

Rudé právo (Newspaper of the Socialist Republican Party)

Victory of the Socialist Republicans over deviants

At the meting of the Central Committee of the Socialist Republican Party, the Party achieved yet another victory against traitors, opportunists, loudmouths and deviants from ultra-left and from the right.

The clique of Josef Hrzal overstepped all boundaries, when they decided to spread baseless lies about the Party leadership, namely that the Party leadership is putting Czech Slavia into shackles of Inquistan capital. Publicly sharing their ludicrous claims of Byzantism and Cult of Personality being build around the paramount leader Reiserová are another evidence of their anti-party activities, aiming at destroying its unity. Such activities can't be tolerated if we are to maintain our revolution and liberty!

Their claims that the Socialist Republican Party is abandoning the path of Marxism have been shown as another lies, as the wise leader Reiserová brilliantly explained that the situation the Democratic Republic is in requires a different approach and a different path, which is based on the genius of Marx and Engels, but fits the needs of Czech revolution. The bourgeois shrieks of the ultra-left's around professor Hrzal, masked by radical phrases, their deep misunderstanding of the current Czech conditions and their attacks against the genuine and everlasting friendships between Czech Slavia and liberal democratic states fully shows that they live in a Realm of Forms, not real material world and their ideas are harmful to the Czech revolution.

Josef Hrzal and other prominent ultra-leftists have been expelled from the Socialist Revolutionary party and they formed a new Communist Party of Czech Slavia, which has been registered and became a third registered party in the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia.

Yet, cleansing of the party was not done. The opportunist clique of Jiří Stříbrný expected to gain benefits from the expulsion of ultra-leftists, to their surprise they received well deserved expulsion themselves. The members of the Central Committee demonstrated their adherence to revolutionary principles and uncovered the anti-party views held by Stříbrný. While it may seem that the right deviants do not pose as a threat to the party as the ultra-left deviants, their attempts to social democratize could poison the party and lead to its demise if tolerated. Stříbrný was revealed to be an author of anonymously published article criticizing the party for its handling of economy, a grave violation of the principle of democratic centralism.

Jiří Stříbrný and other prominent rightists, among them former president Vratislav Sova, have been expelled from the party, with some joining the Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia and a few joining in with the ultra-leftists in the formation of the Communist Party of Czech Slavia.

Traitors have been shown that the dedication of Social Republicans to the revolution is unwavering. Away with all tyrants and traitors! Forwards left, not a step back!

[Czech Slavia]

Česká tisková kancelář

President of the Republic signs Declaration of Friendship with Inquista

President Albína Reiserová signs Declaration of Friendship with Inquista which have previously passed through the Parliament. This was done after both parties fulfilled promises given to each other and after the Declaration was already signed by Inquista.

The officials of the ruling Socialist Republican Party consider the Declaration the show of the wisdom of the Inquistan government and of the diplomatic ability of the Czech government, which, according to them, managed to bring a great respect to Czech Slavia. The Social Democratic Party of Czech Slavia also expressed their support for the declaration, while the Communist Party of Czech Slavia warn of its possible consequences "We did not win respect the respect of the Inquistan bourgeoisie, it may appear that they smile at us, but behind their backs they hide a rope which they plan to use to bound our country. You do not win their respect by crawling at their feet, you show them that you are a trained pet. On the contrary we might have lost the respect of working people around the globe." said chairman of the Communist Party Hrzal.

In addition to signing the Declaration of Friendship, Reiserová also awarded Archbishop Mikaela Klingenberg with the Order of Friendship for her significant work on developing the diplomatic relations between her country and Czech Slavia. Former Prime minister Slavomíra Černá stood besides the president when the signature of the Declaration was announced and was credited with starting the process of developing close relations with Inquista. Černá, who is also one of the possible candidates for the position of Czech Ambassador to Inquista, also thanked Inquista for their gift, the statue called "Sisters in Destiny" and stated that "The future is ours to shape, together. For the sake of future generations let us fully devote ourselves to shaping it in a spirit of friendship and co-operation."

[Czech Slavia]

Česká tisková kancelář

The Socialist Republican Party proposes extending the term of the Extraordinary People's Court by a year. A position of Vice-Head of the Extraordinary People's Court will be created and the position of Head of the Extraordinary People's Court will be amended

The representatives from the Socialist Republican Party proposed extending the term of Extraordinary People's Court by a year, the representatives of the Socialist Democratic Party of Czech Slavia and the Communist Party of Czech Slavia have made it clear that they won't support an extension for such a time, both parties were calling for an extension of six months to be considered instead, which was rejected by the Socialist Republican Party. Since the Socialist Republicans have a vast majority in the parliament the extension is expected to pass. Socialist Republican representative and former Speaker of the Parliament Radek Šedivý, who was himself investigated by the Court previously, has already stated that this will likely not be the last extension of the Court, and that it must stay in place until all the suspects will be investigated. Both the Social Democrats and the Communists support the existence of the Court in this time, but some of their representatives expressed fear, that the Socialist Republicans might prolong the term of the Court indefinitely, which is problematic, according to some, as the Extraordinary People's Court is the highest judicial authority and President Reiserová is a head of the Court. On the other hand some civic groups and activists criticize the existence of the Court even at this point in time.

One change to the Extraordinary People's Court is the creation of the position of Vice-Head of the Extraordinary People's Court. The position of Head of the Extraordinary People's Court will be amended to make the presence at cases and involvement with the judicial process for the Head unnecessary. The Vice-Head will assume all of the responsibilities of the Head in their abstence. However in case of presence of the Head, the Vice-Head can't take part in the legislative process. The Head will also have the power to dismiss the Vice-Head at any time. Reiserová has already made it clear that she will let the new Vice-Head assume their duties and will only attend the Court if "the situation would require it."

The position of the Vice-Head of the Extraordinary People's Court will be directly elected by the populace. The candidates are not required to have a formal law education. It is however required that they will finish the one year-long law education programe that was established with the Court itself. As of now 6 members of the Extraordinary People's Court have formal law education. Candidates do not have to be current members of the Court. In a case when a candidate that is a member of the Court is elected, the best performing non-member candidate will become a regular member of the Court. The candidates are required to be dedicated to justice, people's democracy and the Republic and it's institutions. There are critics of this decision who claim that the direct elections and no law education requirement moves the Extraordinary People's Court further from actual justice and toward ideological politics. The Socialist Republican Party however sees this procedure as greatly democratic and claim that as people hold all the power in the state they should be able to elect judges and be elected as judges in the Extraordinary People's Court.

There are also some activists that criticize the fact that Albína Reiserová, the President of the Republic is and will remain the Head of the Court, with the ability to take part in the judicial process. Some call it violation of separation of powers while some doubt the ability of Reiserová to manage being the Head of a State, Head of a Government and Head of the Extraordinary People's Court at the same time. Albína Reiserová responded to the doubts while going out of her yoga class in Prague. To the a question how would she react that some doubt the ability of one single individual manage both the position of President and Head of the Extraordinary People's Court Reiserová responded with: "There is absolutely no need to worry about that. I was always good at multitasking."

[Czech Slavia]

Česká tisková kancelář

The Government announces increased effort in fight against alcoholism

As the data from Czech Statistical Office show alcohol consumption has rapidly risen in Czech Slavia in the past 20 years. On average a citizen now consumes 14,7 litres of pure alcohol per year. The alcohol consumption is also rising among the under-aged population. The Government of the Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia has called the rises concerning and announced increased effort in fight against alcoholism. The current "Drinking workers don't think, thinking workers don't drink" program directed at fight with alcoholism will start focusing more on the under-aged and young adults. Students in schools will receive additional school programmed focused on gardening, planting trees, cleaning forests and bodies of water and other activities, as the government believes that if students spend more time doing meaningful activities they will have less of an urge to spend the time doing drugs. More funds will also be provided to Pioneers and for renovating school sporting facilities and expanding libraries over the course of the upcoming five-year plan. For older students, their mandatory part-time summer jobs will also increase in length.

Changes will also be found in culture, as state shows and films as well as music were directed to avoid showing the main characters drinking and state television and radio providers were directed to primarily show art that doesn't have the main characters drinking. The penalties for driving under the influence of alcohol will also be increased.