25 Aug 2020, 19:48

Jean-Claude Juncker: Show must go on, despite the anti-Juncker Campaign


18th Rally
Hampton City - Reitzmag
25-08-2020

After the Noctorian rally and leaving the country as faster as he can to avoid being trapped in the dictatorship, the team started its way to Reitzmag. They made a stop in Europolis, where they were taking a plane to reach Reitzmag much faster, and the bus could go back to Spain, where tomorrow there would be lots of events for the last rally of the campaign, which would be the 20th rally.

Jean-Claude Juncker arrived in Hampton Court International Airport and took a car to the city centre. He inevitably had to talk about the most stupid conflict in the whole of the European Union: The Hispanic-Reitzmic conflict, but he was going to be clear enough about that. He arrived at the rally and the off-voice started to talk: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Internal Affairs Commissioner... JEAN-CLAUDEEEE JUNCKEEEER!" Lie to me started to play while Juncker went up to the stage. He waved his hand and danced, and finally, he could start his speech.

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"Good evening Hampton City! Good evening Reitzmag! And also, good evening to the whole European Union that as always is watching the Juncker campaign live from our social media from anywhere in Europe. Today we have entered on the staright line and we are facing the finish line of the campaign. But we have some rallies left, and we are doing all the rallies we have planned. With that said, let's get finally started!"

"Today, I want to talk about two important topics for me and that I personally manage or would manage if we finally get it implemented. The first topic is Culture. Ladies and gentlemen, have your heard any Internal Affairs Candidate but me talking about Culture, the European Heritage Act and how we are goint to protect the rich European Culture we all love. Since the Amendments made by Councillor Tusk and Speaker Firoux, the European Heritage Site Programme is under the Internal Affairs Commissioner managment. That means that every single candidate shall be worried about what to do with our culture. If I get re-elected, I will set up the applications for getting new Heritage Sites on the list and announce the new sites in 2 weeks. The European Progressive Alliance wants to protect our culture, and I promise I will work every single day to protect it. Culture will always be important for me and for any single candidate of the European Progressive Alliance."

The crowd strongly applauded Juncker's words

"And now, I'm moving on to my main proposal that I'm revealing today. The European Touristic Programme. The ETP (European Touristic Programme) would have 3 main objectives: Enhacing regional and foreign tourism in the European Union, giving every country a platform where they could advertise their countries to attract foreign tourists and also to help those visiting a foreign European country from any other member state or from another region. The first point would be related with the second one, as the 2nd leads to the first. The member states governments would be able to advertise their countries via the European Touristic Programme website, and every nation would have dedicated section where the Government or the Institution in charge of tourism could post new things about its nation. Then, foreign people from other regions or from the other European Nations would be able to discover what they would be able to find if the choose to visit any European country. And the 3rd point is also important, as we want to help tourists as much as we can. You will be able to see this webpage with no connection thanks to the European Commission up, which will recieve this information in the new fix we are working on. Some measures as the proposed common dial would be mentioned on the help section."

A surprisingly thunderstroming applause took place

"Ladies and gentlemen, despite what others says, the European Progressive Alliance always find itself as the main European Union protector and defender. We always bring up new ideas, new initiatives and new candidates that have the same purposes as I do. I know we are not very strong here, but we need to get out there and vote for the European Progressive Alliance, all together. That's the only way to protect the European Union and to make it much better. And we will do it. Let's go for it!

Thank you very much! Goodnight ladies and gentlemen!"