Condemnation of the Coup in Eastern Haane
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Speaker Firoux spent the entire wild encounter adjusting his hair after Bauer ever so rudely came to sniff it. The Speaker meticulously fiddled with his black curls and carefully placed them in the most aesthetically-pleasing presentation. Speaker Firoux then studied his hair using his phone's camera, and then grabbed a Marrakechian oil spritzer from his suitcase and sprayed it into his hair.
How rude of that woman to cause such an disturbance, particularly on a day when I was having such a good hair day. I must commend Councillor Plessis for his cat-like reactions in pressing that panic button. I also have to commend Council Security for keeping us safe. Our security has come very far since the days of Mr. Eric Pickles being kidnapped from this chamber. May God rest his soul. I would like to remind everyone that our self defence seminar will be happening next week Tuesday at 6PM. After this incident, I expect to see you all there. I'm bringing snacks.
Phew, anyway. Councillor Bourgaize, per the Elected and Accountable Council Act, you are the legitimate and only Councillor of your country. I don't believe that woman was elected to her position by the Haanean people, and I doubt her appointment met any of criteria stipulated in the aforementioned act. Thus, until that happens, you are your country's Councillor.
Edward Firoux
Council Speaker and Councillor for Inquista -
My apologies for the significant delay. Debate is now over and there are 3 amendments to vote upon. Amendment I and III clash, so please take note of that when voting. The amendments are thus:
Amendment I - Proposed by Cllr. Tusk
Section I- The European Union condemns the coup of Josephine Areai in Eastern Haane, as well as the actions taken by rogue groups to terrorize the citizens of the country.
- The European Union shall recognize only the Republic of Eastern Haane for the purposes of representation in the European Council.
- Member-states of the European Union are
permittedallowed to recognizethe Soviet Republic of Eastern Haane, as well asthe State of Haane-Keste, as well as the Republic of Eastern Haane, as legitimate states.
Amendment II - Proposed by Cllr. Tusk
Section IIMilitaryAny and all agreements between member-states of the European Union and the government of Josephine Areai, as well as any terrorist groups in Eastern Haane, are hereby suspended. Negotiation with said government and groups, save for the purposes of the reestablishment of democracy, rescue of foreign people and stability, is banned.- All
luxurygoods and services traded between areas held by the government of Josephine Areai or by terrorist groups in Eastern Haane are hereby embargoed.
Amendment III - Proposed by Cllr. Tilki
Section 1- The European Union condemns the coup of Josephine Areai in Eastern Haane, as well as the actions taken by rogue groups to terrorize the citizens of the country.
- The European Union shall recognize only the Republic of Eastern Haane for the purposes of representation in the European Council.
3. Member-states of the European Union are permitted to recognize the Soviet Republic of Eastern Haane, as well as the State of Haane-Keste, as legitimate states.
Voting on amendments will commence NOW and will last until 02:30 GMT on September 22nd, 2020.
I vote FOR Amendments I and II, and vote AGAINST Amendment III.
Edward Firoux
Council Speaker and Councillor for Inquista -
I vote FOR Amendments I and II, and vote AGAINST Amendment III.
Donald D. Tusk
Councillor for Spain -
The Empire of Inimicus votes FOR Amendments II and III, and AGAINST Amendment I.
Hetty Tilki
Empire of Inimicus -
I am quite sorry for the disturbance and the time that this has wasted, but as Eastern Haane is to leave the European Union quite soon, I believe that there is no real use for this act anymore.
I hereby request it to be withdrawn.
Martin Bourgaize
Councillor for Eastern Haane -
No apology is needed, Councillor Bourgaize. There is no way you could have foreseen the events which have since unfolded. This bill has been formally withdrawn from further consideration.
Edward Firoux
Council Speaker and Councillor for Inquista