27 May 2021, 19:39

The National Times: Helejtek Vestisz X is coronated in bizarre ceremony at the Imperial Palace

His Excellency, the Helejtek (Emperor) Vestisz X was coronated but an hour ago at the Imperial Palace, in an attempt to maintain some level of Istkalener sovereignty over Istkalen itself.

The ceremony and subsequent ascension of Helejtek Vestisz himself was justified with vague clauses in the so-called "Proclamation of the Republic of Istkalen" from 1946 - similar to what was suggested to be done in the case that the central government was unwilling to hold elections. Most believe, however, that the action was entirely legal, and that the removal of the Helejtek by force would, by beyond-ancient laws which date as far back as 210 BC, by illegal and "in total opposition to the will of heaven itself."

The Helejtek's coronation, however, was beyond bizarre. Attended by several former military generals, who appear to have coerced him into the ceremony - the Helejtek, formerly an engineer, was a republican, although a supporter of the small conservative Green Party - it was short and almost bureaucratic. Several lengthy forms, hastily printed before the ceremony, were filled out by Vestisz, who appeared to be almost in pain. This process took over an hour, after which a teacher of toddlers was brought out and told to loudly announce that Vestisz was Helejtek.

Vestisz himself has said that his position is "temporary," that he is not the head of state or the head of government but rather a caretaker of sorts who will resign upon the return of Ikomar (on track to become one of the most beloved politicians in Istkalen's history, if the present state continues for much longer), and that all he will do is restore the dismantled institutions of state, while at the same time attempting reconciliation with the J-TAI.

His first order was, however, in slight contradiction to this. It ordered the liberation of individuals arrested by Istkalen's police on the basis of the recent declaration made by the J-TAI, for the most part members of local governments.; however, it also effectively established the Draft Law on the Re-organization of the National Assembly, which it was debating upon its dissolution, as law.

Elections are to be held on its basis rapidly - on the 31st, in fact - as to ensure that the institutions of state are restored as quickly as possible. They are to be done on the basis of the sixteen chambers on a local and regional level.

The Helejtek re-assured the J-TAI that the administration was not meant to undermine its power, but rather simply to administrate, as the J-TAI itself "appears wholly incapable" of taking care of basic administration.

The People's Committees are expected to temporarily reform themselves, or be re-elected; the Helejtek has advised that citizens do as such.

The primary hope is that the restoration of the monarchy will help clarify the situation in Istkalen, which remains heavily confused. As with the previous attempted abolition of the government, false news is everywhere, and there is general panic over how the declaration and the Instrument of Surrender has been interpreted. No one knows whether the local governments are allowed to operate, or whether they are simply even arrested; the present state may alleviate this.