The National Times: Ms. van der Bijl, Mr. Katzian are deported; farmers deliver ultimatum to the J-TAI
Correction: The petition below was not approved by any trade union, nor by anywhere near 500,000 people; it appears that no one, in fact, has had any interest in it
As political chaos ravages the country, with uncertainty over the status of remaining institutions of state, at least one thing has become clearer.
Earlier today, Ms. van der Bijl and Mr. Katzian, who attempted to form a government with the nine other members of their party, were taken into custody and forcibly expelled from the country. The two, 'refugees' who appear to hop between country and country in search of one malleable to their revolution, were already well-known for disseminating false information, as well as violent rhetoric, as they had done in the many previous countries they had been in before.
Their expulsion, which occurred in a nature preserve, was met with widespread applause. The two were seen largely as performance artists with little importance; in a way, laughable. One blogger's commentary called their various attempts to paint themselves as important a "very, very sad, comedy; one would laugh at it if they weren't such pitiable figures."
Most felt as though it will cause a drop in the severe instability that formed upon the collapse of the democratic "Republic of Istkalen," by centering power under the nascent "State of Istkalen" under Helejtek Vestisz X; however, the "Council of State" formed by the two will apparently continue on. Its members, most of whom, while well-educated - mostly doctors, engineers, and educators - appear to have joined simply as to laugh at the attempts of the two leaders to gain power, will continue to hold office. They have largely re-oriented its efforts away from the communist ideals of the two, and instead to Green-Party-esque conservative politics, which retain the same vaguely socialist nature, while at the same time attempting to "blend" it with the historically predominant political and cultural systems in Istkalen.
The Council of State, after these changes, was openly endorsed by the Communist, Union, and Green Parties, with the Patriotic League and the National Republicans, oddly enough, endorsing the Helejtek, despite him being a member of the Green Party.
Both endorse effectively identical political systems, and diverge only on the economy, and even then only slightly; most of the reformed People's Committees participating in the coming elections have stated that the "Patriotic Union" formed by both will be considered as one, and that only one election, to both of the proposed and identical states, will be held.
Support for this, however, is significantly lower than for the old Republic, which had to its benefit a strong legal basis and existing institutions.
In other news, farmers, joined by those in the sector of commerce, have delivered a dangerous ultimatum to the J-TAI in an attempt to dismantle it.
"Either you leave," its first sentence goes, "or everyone starves."
The ultimatum essentially states that farmers will not farm and that importers will not import anything as to make up for the deficit if the J-TAI does not begin to leave in the coming two weeks.
It has been signed by the corresponding member-unions of the Labor Federation; thousands of others have signed it, with many more doing so and planning to do so.
Combined with strikers and factory occupiers, who have in recent days managed to stop electricity production indefinitely, the effects will be beyond disastrous.
A copy of it is below.
TO THE JOINT TRANSITIONAL AUTHORITY FOR ISTKALEN
Either you leave, or everyone starves.
That is the simple message we bring to you. We will be without mercy; we swear that we all will die if you do not comply with our demands.
Within two weeks, you are to begin the process of dismantling yourself. We have little against the present occupation, if it can be proved that the atrocities truly have not occurred; but we abhor that you have usurped power and have used that power to leave this country miserable.
If you do not, we promise the following.
We will no longer work in the fields, we will no longer harvest. We will burn our crops, what little harvest we have, so that there is none left.
We will no longer import what is necessary, nor try to rectify the destruction of the harvest with importation. There will be nothing for Istkalen; everyone shall die if you do not dismantle yourself within a week.
We will no longer distribute necessities. All shall be destroyed, and we shall go happily to our deaths, knowing that you will have been proven brutal and evil.
Do you think the people of this nation will be angry? They will not. All of them would rather die than live a tortured existence under you. They shall go to their deaths, as we will, joyfully, knowing that your name will be forever slandered.
We do not think you will give in. You will be content to see us die, for how will it affect you? So long as you have the resources of this nation to make yourselves fat on, you will be happy. The empty land, too, will serve as living space for your citizens - surely you will rejoice at that, won't you?
So, then, watch as we laugh, even as skeletons, falling to the ground in masses. The old, the young, everyone. Watch, and rejoice!
But, of course, who else will?
We are a stalwart people; do not underestimate us. We will carry this out with the greatest fervor.
We will not falter; through this we will continue, even as we begin to die. We will mourn, we will be saddened by what we will have done; but we will know that it has been done for a good cause.
To our last dying breath, we will curse you for what you have done, for what you planned to do, to us.