
29 August 2022
Special Edition
Spanish Military Arrived at Sertian Bases, Experiencing Some Culture Shocks
The Spanish military arrived a few weeks ago to the newly prepared bases around Gadalland and Aspern, received by many volunteer hosts and friendly faces welcoming them at airports and into their homes.
Sertia has been strengthening its bond with Spain, with the Spanish and Sertian governments continuing to develop a very valuable alliance.
But however close these two nations are as allies, there will always be some differences. We've interviewed some Spanish soldiers and some Sertian locals and volunteers who have involved themselves in warmly receiving new guests to our shores.
We've spoken with Laran from Antem Combever, near Hemberdale, who was a volunteer escort for the soldiers to their new homes:
"I've been to Spain a few times in my life, and always was impressed by the lovely people there. Lots of public transport and not as much idiocy in their government. Always very kind, and it seems nothing has changed. They looked especially impressive in their uniforms. We don't often get to see that".
Kaantos, from Listerna in the West Olves, said:
"They were very imposing figures, very strong and they were dressed well-sharply. But they were gracious and very easy to talk to. One soldier asked me about the protesting law and how we were getting on. I just said we Sertians don't really protest anyway, it's not really a custom here like it is in some other parts of Europe. It was definitely a questionable decision but we're still here, aren't we?"
Children reported that the Spanish had brought along some sweets with them which they offered.
Kagamil, aged 7, said: "I want to go to Spain someday so I can eat all the sweets." The good news for her is she might only need to travel within this country to get those yummy things!
Others also said the uniforms were very foreign to them. Local Osperfey shopkeeper Pedro, originally from Spain, said even he was so shocked to see military uniforms after not seeing them for over 10 years, he had to remember his Spanish!
We then interviewed some Spanish military soldiers a few weeks later, once they'd had some time to adjust to their new life. It's safe to say had some very interesting observations about their new home away from home:
José, from outside Madrid, had trouble with navigating his daily life at first:
I wanted to go to the supermarket, but all of the signs are in Sertian. We are being tutored in Sertian but it is an impossible language. I saw a sign which said Íonas, which happened to be by this restaurant. The waitress ushered me to a backroom and said "Íonas". I eventually realised "Íanas" is a supermarket, and "Íonas" is the toilet. I needed vegetables, but not from Íonas".
We're glad there were no leeks in the toilet, José.
Another soldier, Alfonso, was startled when he heard the Clwysan, which is a traditional call to a meal:
"I heard this...sound, like screaming, and I thought I'd need to break up a fight or chase a thief. I must have looked very startled because the man screaming came over to me and said "Don't worry, it just means it's time to eat". He then invited me in to eat with his family, and I had some delicious oysters with edible flowers. So there ended up being no worry. Sertians like to shout and be merry, and I was very startled at first."
We do love our merriment, Alfonso. Suppose you still can't spell Clwysan. We don't blame you.
Some soldiers did share some very significant concerns with us, such as their dislike of the new anti-protesting bill.
I think it limits the fundamental rights of citizens, which is not good," one soldier said.
The current legal limit on protesting is 5,000 people, but festivals are exempt and the police will only be allowed to break up the protest rather than arrest or fine any participants. This comes as a compromise, with Wond's original plan far more limiting. However, the CLC threatened to vote him into removal if he signed it without the compromise.
The Spanish have set up makeshift Catholic churches on their bases, but locals in Osperfey and the West Olves have stated their interest in setting up permanent places of worship for our new guests. Conversely, the Spanish were very interested in Bothorism, a form of Christianity solely practised by Sertian cultures, including the Rondalies, the folk culture of Sertians descended from what is now Duchy folk.
There will definitely be more stories from the Spanish as they adjust to our strange little island. And we'll be the first to publish them.
Until then, we'd like to let our new friends know that there will be a Seeing Out the Masts festival on Saturdays and Sundays through the month of September. You are as usual welcome to join us, but make sure you grab a dance partner!
And to all Sertians! The government is offering financial support if you wish to host a Spanish soldier in your home. It can really help them adjust to daily life. And who knows? Maybe you'll get a best mate out of it, as well as an excuse to go to Spain!