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CSP announce plan for 90% Exit Tax if elected
Today CSP have announced they plan to pass a wealth Exit Tax over 10,000 Copars annually if elected. The party proposed the tax after concerns were raised companies would leave with capital if they introduced the 10% revenue tax on private businesses. The party said " We acknowledge capital flight is a risk so we are updating our manifesto to propose a pernament 90% Exit Tax on any capital movements above 10,000 Copars to be introduced with a ban on crpytocurrency in Strathae if elected to prevent Cryptocurrency being used to skit such a law. We will bring business in Strathae in the hands of the workers if elected."

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PoT win 82 seats as CSP and Alternative face devastating losses

Tionól Clans Result:

Party	Votes	Vote %	Seats	Seat %	Vote Change	Seat Change
CSP	5,764,162	39.66%	21	20%	+1,590,295	-9
Alternative	1,179,626	8.12%	1	0.95%	-3,209,919	-25
PoT	7,455,962	51.13%	82	78.1%	+1,971,933	+34
DRP	132,379	0.91%	1	0.95%	-31,537	0
Total:	14,532,130	100%	105	100%	+320,771	0

PoT have won an astounding 82 seats in the Clan assembly following the election in which 60 seats changed hands in total. The PoT gained 34 Seats with Alternative losing 25 seats in total losing all existing seats and gaining only 1 seat from another party meaning all Alternative members of government lost their seats while the Clans Socialist party lost 9 seats despite rising in vote share. The PoT simply managed to gain more seats.

Analysts have viewed this as punishment for the CSP supporting the Alternative in parliament and voting for the current media censorship and privacy laws as well as laws that are alleged to be against freedom of speech as well as a vote against their socialist left wing programme and proposed war on the private sector. The vision that won it seems is one of loosening laws on media speech and reforming privacy laws and opening the country up to business.

The PoT said in their victory speech they would work as soon as possible to reform media laws to no longer require deposits and return all deposits and end the special registration requirements as well as the requirement to run all stories through the press authorities for authorisation to publish. The government are proposing to let companies publish but to be able to fine companies if they breach privacy and doxing laws. Privacy and doxing laws will no longer apply to workplaces if it is in the public interest though they risk a fine still if its not under PoT proposals. This will mainly apply only if such details are banned from being published as party of protection programme for witnesses or if harassment or violence is likely to result from the publication of such details. Notably protests will also be allowed outside workplaces and any public place though peoples privacy at home must be respected still under the manifesto proposals.

The other major area of reform will be in religion with all religions to be allowed to set all religious policy in religious areas. They will also be allowed to discriminate in marriage law and only allow heterosexual marriage or refuse to christen children of LGBT though doing so will remove tax exemption and charity status and see them regulated the same as companies for property tax purposes and any taxes other than corporation tax. They will however be required to follow all equality laws in areas of providing education , healthcare and adoption services if they don't they'd be required not to operate in those sectors. All charity must be provided on an equal basis too. The new proposed laws are said by experts to balance the needs of religious freedom against needs for equality in provision of services. The new government is likely to announce a full cabinet by Monday.

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Further detail of reforms as Cabinet announced
Today the cabinet was revealed as the government announced additional policy goals and the cabinet. The Cabinet is to be as follows:

Cabiinet:
High Chieftian: Moira Dubhshlin MacPheadair
Deputy Chieftian Blanid Béibhinn MacCarmaig
Defence Minister: Onóra Sive MacMharais
Home Minister: Saibh Ena Seòras
Countryside Affairs Minister: Dáire Teigue MacUalraig
Culture Minister: AIúile Líadain Ciar
Education Minister: Méabh Saraid Gearóid
Health and Care Minister: Órlaith Deirbhile Peine
Finance and Commerce Minister: Aoibhinn Sheila Blàrach
Economy Minister Moyra Odharnait Latharnach
Regions Development Minister: Seosamh Aonghus Kyran
Work and Welfare Minister: Caitríona Finnuala
Justice Minister: Caoimhín Séamas
Science and Technology Minister Róis Órlaith Gòrdan
Transport Minister: Ita Síve Anndrasdan
Treasury Minister: Conan Séamus Conan
Agriculture Minister Grania Ríona Leamhnach
Resources Minister: Nora Eavan MacLoganach
Foreign Affairs Minister: Naomh Eilís Erwing
Democracy Minister: Pádraigín Keeva Cèamp
Environment Minister: Mallaidh Máirín MacCùga
Tourism Minister: Méabh Caitria McGutraidh
Clan Affairs Minister: Moira Gráinne MacDòmhnullach
Non-Clan Affairs Minister: Orlagh Eithne MacArtair
Anti-extremism Minister Enya Báirbre MacBhàtair
Equality Minister Lomán Fearghus MacRoibeirt

The cabinet will have a record 5 men out of 26 cabinet members for a new progressive record for the country. The government also revealed laws regulating speech will be highly loosened with only hate speech prosecutable and only prosecutable with fines unless threats of violence are involved or it is part of a pattern of harassment overturning many laws on the books from the Blairite days . Further policies will cap spending as a percent of GDP at the current level with a potential cap on the UBI. The government will look at a series of tax rises focused on the rich in order to balance the budget and create a small surplus with the government saying "We will aim not to increase the tax burden on the poorest in society. We will aim all taxes at those earning more than the median wage possibly even increasing those further to fund tax cuts for the poorer in society."

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Further detail of reforms as Cabinet announced
Today the cabinet was revealed as the government announced additional policy goals and the cabinet. The Cabinet is to be as follows:

Cabiinet:
High Chieftian: Moira Dubhshlin MacPheadair
Deputy Chieftian Blanid Béibhinn MacCarmaig
Defence Minister: Onóra Sive MacMharais
Home Minister: Saibh Ena Seòras
Countryside Affairs Minister: Dáire Teigue MacUalraig
Culture Minister: AIúile Líadain Ciar
Education Minister: Méabh Saraid Gearóid
Health and Care Minister: Órlaith Deirbhile Peine
Finance and Commerce Minister: Aoibhinn Sheila Blàrach
Economy Minister Moyra Odharnait Latharnach
Regions Development Minister: Seosamh Aonghus Kyran
Work and Welfare Minister: Caitríona Finnuala
Justice Minister: Caoimhín Séamas
Science and Technology Minister Róis Órlaith Gòrdan
Transport Minister: Ita Síve Anndrasdan
Treasury Minister: Conan Séamus Conan
Agriculture Minister Grania Ríona Leamhnach
Resources Minister: Nora Eavan MacLoganach
Foreign Affairs Minister: Naomh Eilís Erwing
Democracy Minister: Pádraigín Keeva Cèamp
Environment Minister: Mallaidh Máirín MacCùga
Tourism Minister: Méabh Caitria McGutraidh
Clan Affairs Minister: Moira Gráinne MacDòmhnullach
Non-Clan Affairs Minister: Orlagh Eithne MacArtair
Anti-extremism Minister Enya Báirbre MacBhàtair
Equality Minister Lomán Fearghus MacRoibeirt

The cabinet will have a record 5 men out of 26 cabinet members for a new progressive record for the country. The government also revealed laws regulating speech will be highly loosened with only hate speech prosecutable and only prosecutable with fines unless threats of violence are involved or it is part of a pattern of harassment overturning many laws on the books from the Blairite days . Further policies will cap spending as a percent of GDP at the current level with a potential cap on the UBI. The government will look at a series of tax rises focused on the rich in order to balance the budget and create a small surplus with the government saying "We will aim not to increase the tax burden on the poorest in society. We will aim all taxes at those earning more than the median wage possibly even increasing those further to fund tax cuts for the poorer in society."

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We don't want no gobshites tops charts
A Strathaen song by artists Sophia and 3S has topped the charts in Strathae and been brought by Strathaens from around Europe. The Song We don't want no Gobshites features the Chorus "We don't want no Gobshites, We just want love, We don't want no Gobshite, We just want her end" . The song also says in one verse "Better a dead Gobshite than a free one". The song also shows strathaen breizhighists and catholics hugging and getting along as well as people of all faiths getting along including non-white people and a muslim. The song has spread around Strathaen communities especially Reformed Breizhighists and Breizonic Breizhighists who have shown the strongest hatred for Blair Gobnite McLucais.

The twitter hashtag "FuckGobshites" has also picked up steam. Any papers, individulas or organisations known to have supported Blair Gobnite McLucais have been targeted by protests and boycotts. The protest movement against the Blairites is growing stronger by the day as it has grown over the Alternative and CSP government previously. The High Chieftain and prominent PoT members even got in on the act by buying the single and posting "We don't want no Gobnite Gobshites" on their social media profiles with the #LoveForAllFuckGobshites in english twitter.Shirts and with the slogan "FUGobshites" and the face of Blair have sold in record numbers from some stores and online in Strathae as the nation deals with the lingering issue of its image from the time of Blair Gobnite McLucais premiership.

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Hug a Catholic month launched as some seek change in national anthem

Today the Strathaen Society of Love and Acceptance declared March to hug a Catholic month encouraging Strathaens to hug any Catholic they see. The post said "we may not agree on everything but Catholics are our brothers and sisters so hug a Catholic in hug a Catholic month. " They also encouraged all Strathaens and breizhigists overseas to do so.

The group also released a petition to change the national anthem to remove the lines about protestants and catholics replacing it with bigots nor hatemongers. The petition already had over 10,000 signatures. The petition said " the time for hate is over let's show what we really hate which isn't catholics and Christians but bigots ".

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We don't want no Gobshite protests rock Europe
We don't want no Gobshite protests have rocked Europe with communities of Strathaens arranging daily protests with a daily singing of the We don't want no Gobshite song. The protests also feature hug a Catholic squads who will stand by to hug catholics. The Protests arranged by the Strathaen anti-blair organisations are showing most Strathaens don't like Blair. A representative of the main group arranging the protests said "We want to show that Strathaens are not hateful and don't hate Catholics. Though we may disagree with the church our qualm is not with catholics. We also want to show there is no place for Blair Gobshite McLucais or her kind in our society and there is nothing but hatred for them by most Strathaens who welcome immigrants of all stripes to our wonderful country."

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Strathaen Association launch Sorry for Blair site and encourage mass leafleting of houses
The Strathaen association have launched a site stating all the reasons Strathae is "Sorry for Blair" including her actions against immigrants and anti-catholic stances instead promoting an inclusive Strathae on the site. The organisation is working with Friends of Strathae on the effort to improve Strathaes image post-blair.

The site also has a leaflet that associations have been printing and Strathaens have been printing with the flag , a link to the site and big "Sorry for the Gobshite" with a face of Blair on it with translated versions available. The leaflet also has a QR code for the "WE don't want no Gobshite" song. Throughout Europe all Strathaen communities have began the mass leafleting campaign volunteering hours and days each to leaflet whole neighbourhoods in a community effort. THe Head of the Strathaen Association globally said "I am proud of efforts around Europe by Strathaens to protest join in anti-blair protests for the month. join the Hug and Catholic and Hug a Christian campaigns and flood the neighbourhoods with leaflets apologising for Blair and showing Strathae is an accepting and tolerant nation to all including Catholics.There work is doing good and rehabilitating the national image of Strathae back to one of hospitality , kindness and love. We encourage further actions in he future to share that love and tolerance with the world." They are hoping to leaflet over 400 million adresses with the leaflet if possible throughout Europe.

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Strathae Apology deepens
Today the mass apology of Strathae deepened with cultural associations making available to Strathaens to buy "Strathae is sorry" tshirts and hoodies as well as caps. They will be available for delivery worldwide. The High Chieftain has pledged to go on a "Strathae is Sorry" tour of the EU starting with the Reitzmag summit. She was seen arriving at the Reitzmag summit wearing a Strathae is Sorry tshirt off the plane. She has said "I will seek meetings with many nations such as Spain, Duchies, Fremet , Czech Slavia, and Brickston among others and any nation wanting a visit to discuss a reset of relations. I will seek to get sanctions ended for Strathae by continuing our role back of Blairite and CSP policies on media freedom, religious freedom and freedom of speech among other areas. I will also seek to open up with new trade deals to liberalise trade with a more open approach while still protecting the cooperative and SME culture of the country.We will issue a state apology on every diplomatic visit to each country individually."The government also announced it would budget for a new billboard compaign around Europe for up to 6 months to put the message up for 6 months saying "Strathae is Sorry" with just the Strathaen flag with a link to a new Strathae is sorry website.

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Scuffles at Strathae is Sorry protests
Scuffles have been reported at Strathae is Sorry protests as some nationalist Pro-Blair Strathaens clashed with Anti-Blair Stathaens. In several countries counter protesters approached the protests with Free Blair caps and shirts saying "Catholics please die" tshirts. The nationalist counter protesters were booed and asked to leave by protest organisers, in Istkalen in Liberation Square and Gráinne Mhaol square in Strathae with police intervening in a Brawl. The Nationalists have launched a counter campaign of Strathae is Not Sorry and Free Blair protests with them alleging Blair is a political prisoner.The protest in Istkalen ended up with the crowd ripping off the Free Blair hat and the the shirt setting fire to the cap in protest of the message. A brawl broke out in Strathae between the two groups, thoguh police have said it was resolved quickly and most protests and counter protests have been peaceful. The police have allowed counter protests with seperation at the Gráinne Mhaol square in Sruighlea with the main squares in Dùngael ,Glaslog and Béildon hosting protests from both sides with the Anti-Blair protests attracting greater numbers.

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Scuffles at Strathae is Sorry protests
Scuffles have been reported at Strathae is Sorry protests as some nationalist Pro-Blair Strathaens clashed with Anti-Blair Stathaens. In several countries counter protesters approached the protests with Free Blair caps and shirts saying "Catholics please die" tshirts. The nationalist counter protesters were booed and asked to leave by protest organisers, in Istkalen in Liberation Square and Gráinne Mhaol square in Strathae with police intervening in a Brawl. The Nationalists have launched a counter campaign of Strathae is Not Sorry and Free Blair protests with them alleging Blair is a political prisoner.The protest in Istkalen ended up with the crowd ripping off the Free Blair hat and the the shirt setting fire to the cap in protest of the message. A brawl broke out in Strathae between the two groups, thoguh police have said it was resolved quickly and most protests and counter protests have been peaceful. The police have allowed counter protests with seperation at the Gráinne Mhaol square in Sruighlea with the main squares in Dùngael ,Glaslog and Béildon hosting protests from both sides with the Anti-Blair protests attracting greater numbers.

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Scuffles at Strathae is Sorry protests
Scuffles have been reported at Strathae is Sorry protests as some nationalist Pro-Blair Strathaens clashed with Anti-Blair Stathaens. In several countries counter protesters approached the protests with Free Blair caps and shirts saying "Catholics please die" tshirts. The nationalist counter protesters were booed and asked to leave by protest organisers, in Istkalen in Liberation Square and Gráinne Mhaol square in Strathae with police intervening in a Brawl. The Nationalists have launched a counter campaign of Strathae is Not Sorry and Free Blair protests with them alleging Blair is a political prisoner.The protest in Istkalen ended up with the crowd ripping off the Free Blair hat and the the shirt setting fire to the cap in protest of the message. A brawl broke out in Strathae between the two groups, thoguh police have said it was resolved quickly and most protests and counter protests have been peaceful. The police have allowed counter protests with seperation at the Gráinne Mhaol square in Sruighlea with the main squares in Dùngael ,Glaslog and Béildon hosting protests from both sides with the Anti-Blair protests attracting greater numbers.

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Strathae PoT government announce opening up of gas fields to selected partners
The government of Strathae have announced today they will be opening up the gas fields of Strathae for exploration and exploitation to selected gas companies and nations. The move is controversial though in a statement to justify the decision the government have said "We have been idealists on this for too long but the fact remains gas is cleaner than coal and oil if dealt with well. We will be opening up to offer more of an alternative to oil and coal but any gas infrastructure will be subject to the strictest environmental standards with sites having to be rehabilitated fully afterwards. " Reports are suggesting Czechslavia, Reitzmag and Brickston are among the countries who's companies are being considered.

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Blair Gobnet McLucais dies in suicide
Blair Gobnet McLucais has died in prison after a successful suicide attempt in the toilets. Her body was recovered and she left a note suggesting the "hate" from society was to blame. It was reported there was increased harassment of her in jail. When government was asked about the situation they said in a statement "Any death is a tragedy but lets not pretend she wasn't an awful evil woman who was poison to the nation and we must not forget the real victims are the Catholics she tried to persacute.She will likely not be missed by many"

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The wicked witch is dead tops charts as supporters mourn Blairs death
Today "The Wicked Witch is Dead" song rose to the top of the charts. The Judy Garland song from the Wizard of Oz has had a campaign by detractors to rise to the top of the charts to "celebrate the death of a great evil witch and the justice for catholics that the universe has delivered". The government have refused to condemn or endorse the songs use or the campaign which has been condemned by some as being insensitive.

The politician was a controversial figure who to her supporters was a great leader who defended Strathaen culture from foreign threats and to her detractors a bigoted extremist authoritarian who persacuted Catholics and foreigners in the name of "culture".

Her supporters have held vigils around the world near the protests of the anti-blair supporters who held parties in the major squares to "celebrate the death of evil".Tensions were stoked at some of the protests and counter protests though things have remained mostly peaceful.Polls have showed that Blairite policies were supported by 21% of the population with 75% opposing and 6% neutral in line with the divisive politician.

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CSP , Alternative and PoT sign orders banning those who commit "hate speech " from their parties
CSP, Alternative and the PoT jointly announced in a press conference that all three had signed a commitment and put into effect policy banning all hate speech from their parties.The parties in a joint statement said "Above all over party members we are Strathaens and do not accept intolerance and hate. We already have strong rules together on anti-lgbt or misogynistic hate speech but we will now add to this list religion and sexist hate speech in general. We will not accept criticism of any religious group or body of believers as a whole and will not accept naming religions in criticisms, only criticism of some beliefs or behaviours will be accepted. Likewise we will not accept generalised negative statements about men also. We will show together the values of tolerance and acceptance that have long been Strathaen values with all our respective parties implementing lifetime bans from our parties for anyone who shows such behaviour or values." The move has been seen as a move against anti-catholics and nationalist Blairites to purge parties of such extremists.These people will also be blacklisted by all three parties from joining the other parties with the Political Extremist List maintained by all three main parties.

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Strathae announces reparations to catholic church
Strathae has announced today it will wire €100,000,000 Euros to the Catholic Church along with €5 ,000,000 a year over 50 years. The government said in a statement "Our previous government committed an act of terrorism against the Catholic Church and we are sorry. We know we have apologised but apologising is not enough we will be donating to the Catholic Church and be making €1,000,000,0000 ringfenced into a fund to anyone who might have been persecuted. We encourage those persacuted to put in a case for reparations which will be assessed by the Strathae Reparations Fund. It will be open to individuals and any institutions that faced persecution from the Blair government and Blairites."

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PoT Blairite purge begins as 187 kicked from party
The PoT "purge" of Blairites from the party has begun with plans to investigate 1,000's with party members encouraged to report any members with Blairite tendencies and in support of Blair as well as any showing hate against Catholics and other religious groups. The Party has said the 120 members kicked out will not be allowed back in and have been placed on the join CSP and Alternative blacklist. The CSP have also kicked out over 67 anti-catholics. It is expected some of the members of the Clan Assembly and Council leaders will also face investigations. The move is seen by some as a vital step in kicking extremism out of politics while others are concerned it may simply create a truly unshackled far right or end up with innocent people and freedom of speech falling victims to attempts to moderate. However as of now all three parties are remaining committed to the investigation of people with "bigoted" views or those who have "hate speech" in their past.

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Reports over 10,000 party members face investigation by party committees
There are reports that over 10,000 party members of the CSP , Alternative and PoT face are facing investigation under the new rules on hate speech and blacklisting in the parties. Over 5,000 of them are reported in the PoT. There are estimates that up to 50,000 possibly more could eventually be kicked out the parties over time in what some describe as a "political purge" of the nationalists. Meanwhile some members of the PoT and CSP including some elected officials have announced their intention to leave and form a new Guardian Party which according them would stand for "freedom of speech and critical thinking and allowing challenging of ideas without fear "with the announcement expected within days.

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Strathae is sorry Protests end
The Strathae is Sorry protests have ended around Europe with the Friends of Strathae and Stathaen Association officially ending their campaigns throughout Europe to raise Strathaes image. They said in a statement "Hundreds of thousands of our people have mobilised in the greatest apology in the history of Europe and really helped in the rehabilitation of the Strathaen image after it was ruined by a previous anti-Strathaen values government. They have showed the true character of tolerance and acceptance in Strathae and have really showed the catholics they are not hated in Strathae despite certain extremists in the country. We are proud of the efforts and now will move towards continuing the promotion of the tolerant accepting culture of Strathae and celebration of our traditions" .

The protests caused mixed reactions some feeling it is good for a country and its people to own up to its previous issues with some suggesting it went way too far and that a simple apology and the announcement of the new measures and policies that were happening anyway would have been enough and suggesting the protests if anything tarnished the image of Strathae further especially when "The wicked witch is dead" was played to celebrate the suicide of Balir Gobnet McLucais. However regardless the protests have now ended.