Percentage of citizens aged 18 and over claiming to go to a place of worship at least in a weekly basis (August 2020)
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RE: Malborya Statistics Agency
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RE: Malborya Statistics Agency
The amount of times Malboryan regions appear in Malboryan films released between 2009 and 2019
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Preparation
CHAPTER ONE
Vincent Archambault was confident that he wanted to invade Eastern Haane. He had many ideas for it and wanted to make sure everything aligned. Everything was ready, except... an excuse. Archambault needed a good reason to attack Haane, and he knew it. Television was playing in the background like white noise as Archambault kept thinking about how he could make it perfect.
When television was playing ads, it abruptly stopped and switched to breaking news to show the recent news in Hattington, Victoria. A truck has driven over an anti-war protest. Foreign Minister Nicode Sebastiano burst through the door to tell the news, but it was not needed. The channel was live from the city, showing absolute devastation. Sebastiano was quite surprised but unexpectedly happy.
"This is our chance."
Archambault knew exactly what to do. He called the Governor of Victoria, Perin Descera. She picked it up, quite excited that Archambault called her.
"Hello, dear Prime Minister! How's it going in Malbory?"
"Thank you, Descera. I was wondering if you could do me a favour..."
"Well, what is it?"
"Put a lockdown and a curfew on the city of Hattington. I have suspicions that this is a terror attack and it could damage more Victorians. Use the entire Victorian force if necessary."
"Ah... Okay."
"Also, very, very important: When you have the body of the perpetrator, call me immediately. We'll transform it into a morgue with higher security. He was dead, correct?"
"...Yes. I'll inform you about it."
"Thank you, Descera."
Archambault hung up the phone.
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RE: Malboryan Television and Radio
EU COUNCILLOR DEBATE - ROAD TO MALBORYAN ELECTIONS MAY 2020 - MBOTV
(Audience applause and cheering.)
Emilie Marie-Louise: Salut, Malboryans! Welcome to the debate. we are live from our studios at Malbory. once I call out their names, you're going to see three potential councillors that may follow Ms Ioneli's... debatable legacy.
Emilie Marie-Louise: I have no doubts that each one these candidates can do wonderful jobs if they get to become the council member. however just one will make it through the Europolis... Oh, Mother, I make it sound like this can be a talent show or something... (Audience laughs.) Anyways, here they are! Candidate number one, Claudia Leon!
(Claudia Leon walks to the stage, waving at the audience, shortly moving towards her seat. The audience starts clapping, except the leftists.)
Emilie Marie-Louise: Woo, now that's a reaction! Let's see our candidate number two, Kent Evergreen!
(Kent Evergreen walks to the stage, repeating "thank you" a handful of times. The audience starts clapping, louder than they did before. hearable boos also can be heard, however. the security acts quickly to take them out, whereas Kent's supporters attempt to suppress the boos by clapping harder.)
Emilie Marie-Louise: Mother Anna. What a chaotic scene we're in. (The camera focuses on security dragging the protestors off the studio.) So, if all of that has ended... (The camera focuses back to Emilie.) Let's get on with our third and last candidate, Vald Linda!
(Vald Linda walks to the stage and goes to her seat while not addressing the audience. For once, everybody starts clapping, even for a brief period.)
Emilie Marie-Louise: Alright! so, the way this is going to work is that we've got questions ready for you three to answer. You're going to speak and discuss them on the period that's given to you.
Emilie Marie-Louise: Therefore, after all this... let the debate begin! (Audience cheering)
Emilie Marie-Louise: We are going to begin with an issue relating to our Prime Minister. what's your opinion on Vincent Archambault? Is he doing a decent job so far?
Kent Evergreen: Yes, but can be better.
Claudia Leon: No.
Vald Linda: Yes.
Emilie Marie-Louise: If you get to become the European council member, what's going to be the issues you're going to focus on?
Kent Evergreen: I will focus on issues regarding human rights all around the European Union.
Claudia Leon: I will specialize in repealing restrictive laws to offer the member states additional freedom on their choices.
Vald Linda: I will target acts coming from different member states, and find ways on how to fix them.
Emilie Marie-Louise: Now, let's talk about some foreign affairs. what is your stance on Malboryan sanctions against the United Reichs of Reitzmag?
Kent Evergreen: I support it. Malborya must not associate itself with rogue nations.
Claudia Leon: Although I understand the concerns, I think we should relax our sanctions, to make better relations with Reitzmag.
Vald Linda: I support the decision made by the Malboryan government.
Emilie Marie-Louise: What is your stance on the Inquistan rebellion, and the fall of archbishop Craticus?
Kent Evergreen: I stand with the people of Inquista.
Claudia Leon: I support the Inquistan folk.
Vald Linda: I'm hoping that Inquista chooses a good leader this time. only time can tell.
Emilie Marie-Louise: Fascinating visions, indeed! Onto the following question. what's your opinion on our relations with Spain?
Kent Evergreen: I'm happy to see our relations turning more positive. I do not doubt that Spain is an excellent and loyal ally of The Malboryan Republic.
Claudia Leon: Healthy relations with a country, whether or not it's Spain, Angleter or Gallorum, ought to be essential no matter what. this is why I oppose the sanctions put against Reitzmag.
Vald Linda: I think we should always be careful declaring who is our allies and who is our enemies. I think both Mr Evergreen and Ms Leon are acting way too enthusiastic about this regard.
Emilie Marie-Louise: Since... well, you guys are gonna be EU Councillors, let me ask an EU-related question. What areas should the European Council legislate on, and what issues does it have no right to legislate on?
Kent Evergreen: I believe there should be a fine balance between the nation's choices and the decisions of the Union. What I believe, however, is that the EU shouldn't legislate on national affairs, internal or foreign.
Claudia Leon: The EU should make it optional for member states to choose which legislations they're going to place into force or not. Otherwise, it's tyranny.
Vald Linda: I think the European Union should be able to legislate on everything.
Emilie Marie-Louise: Alright. Here's our last question for this debate: What are your thoughts on the legalisation of cannabis on the European level?
Kent Evergreen: Considering things like cigarettes and alcohol are sold wide round the world, I don't think legalisation would be harmful.
Claudia Leon: The only legalisation I am supporting is the use of cannabis for medical purposes. Recreational weed is a no-no.
Vald Linda: I will not support legalisation. I think that we should go additional and make cigarettes and alcohol illegal, too.
Emilie Marie-Louise: Well, thank you for answering all of the questions! This debate was great. The audience, let's offer one last applause to our candidates!
(Audience cheering.)
Emilie Marie-Louise: (Audience still cheering, Emilie is troubled to speak thanks to extreme noise.) And that's it for the debate. Goodbye!
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RE: Malboryan national selections for EuroVoice Song Contest
CISAU SCUJLOURÀ MALBORYA? #01 - CHLÖE HOWL
The broadcaster, 4x, has internally chosen Chlöe Howl to represent Malborya at the 39th edition of EuroVoice Song Contest.
Viewers have the chance to vote three out of six songs listed below:01 | CHLÖE HOWL - WORK
02 | CHLÖE HOWL - PAPER HEART
03 | CHLÖE HOWL - DO IT ALONE
04 | CHLÖE HOWL - MILLIONAIRE
05 | CHLÖE HOWL - MAGNETIC
06 | CHLÖE HOWL - RUMOURThere are no juries this edition.
YouTube and Spotify playlists aren't available due to some tracks missing from some platforms (e.g. Paper Heart is not available on Spotify)Recap of all six songs can be found here! It is a two minute watch.
And finally, you can vote here! The voting ends on 1st of August, 2020. Have fun!The voting has ended. Results here -
RE: ECoJ Elections, Sep 2020
The Malboryan Republic votes as follows:
- Robert Rinder from Icholasen
- Andreas Ekka from Fremet
- Luis López Guerra from Spain
- Clarisse Bourgeon from Montenbourg
- Frans Svenson from Mennrimiak
- Christopher Vajda from Reitzmag
- Jack McCoy from Leagio
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RE: The EU's Latest Tweets
The Tweets of The Citizens - EuroVoice 38
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RE: The EU's Latest Tweets
The Tweets of The Citizens - #HandsOffHaane - The Haanean Conflict - Part One