After celebrating with his team, Juncker got out of the office and went downstairs. He arrived to the streets and people started to cheer and shout of excitement. We are the Champions started to play and he got up in the stage. He applauded the people and dared to sing. People was impressed that the Commissioner sing really well. Christiance danced, she was drunk but when in public, she knew how to hide that she was an alcohol fan. The song ended and Juncker proceeded to talk:

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"Europolis!!! WE HAVE DONE IT, I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT I'LL BE YOUR INTERNAL AFFAIRS COMMISSIONER FOR 4 MORE MONTHS!! It's a real honor and pleasure to count with the votes of every of you, and we have defeated communists, populists and even those anti-EU candidates."

The crowd went crazy applauding and Maria played during the little break

"Now it's time to get into work. When we were doing the campaign, we made a record which was going to every European nation. I was the candidate that answered to every single part of the debate, to every question, and now I'm the one that have won these elections. I said we wanted a better Europe, that we would deal with the challenges and that, together, we could accomplish our goals. And we have started to do it, we are now in the way to have a better Europe for everyone. I know you want a long seech, but it won't be that long as in campign."

The crowd laughed and clapped

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's a pleasure to be your Commissioner. Now, during these 4 months to come I'll try to do my job as good as the last term, and even better. We are going to accomplish as much goals as we can, we are going to make a cooperative, empathic Europe in which we all can trust when our nations are going under hard moments. We will need to face challenged, I know and I have said that before, but the Green Deal, the new institutions and everything we wanted to do are going to be our preferences. My office is open, Europe is open and I want to invite you all to take part in the European Union activities. Soon, we will celebrate Europe day too. We will do it together, we are doing everything together and we can do it.

Thank you very much, go Europe!"

A thunderstorming applause took place and Just got paid played to end the celebration

"Correct!" The Spanish President and the Korojaunu laughed.

"Thanks for coming Eilidh, it has been a pleasure. I'm looking forward to our next summit. Have a nice trip back to Copala City!" Said Jesús. Both leaders shook hands, took a photo as always and Eilish was escorted back to the helicopter. After getting there, they headed to Madrid Barajas, where the Korojaunu departed to Europolis safely. Another summit was over, and that was great for the Spanish President.

"Ok, I understand. But I hope you follow my advices and we can get into a mediation. Have a nice day Simon!" Juncker said and the call ended. He then got out of the office heading to the European Council.

"I'm very happy to meet with you again here Mr. Lifejumper. I'll see you again soon. Now, it's time to return back home. Goodbye Mr. Lifejumper."

Hello Mrs. Namatatiki is a pleasure to finally meet you, Do you want a jacket or something? Its pretty cold here, anyways i think your motorcade is ready to take you to the Skagum Palace , but if you want something let me know.

@Nofoaga

"I'm very happy too, but now I have to leave. Thank you very much for everything, Lula. See you soon!!

The Spanish resident left with the motorcade and came back to Spain. It was a great meeting, and a good deal he had achieved for Spain and Nofoaga. At the end, he had done what he had to do.

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"Thank you for your explanation, Mr Isla. Naturally, Angleter can count on Inimicus's full support in its actions against the current Neo-Venetian regime, whether that support be diplomatic, material, or otherwise. It is indeed concerning to hear about the Neo-Venetians' incorporation of the Social Republican Party into their ranks - in Inimicus we know all too well the tragedies that occured in Angleter in 2009 by their hands. If the Angleteric government requires any of the highly extensive and specialised counter-terrorism resources the Imperial Guard Investigation Unit has at its disposal in the future, do not hesitate to let us know.

"I agree that it will be important to keep a relatively low profile during the operation you propose - the last thing we should want is an all-out, lasting war that destabilises our region even further. I wonder, Mr Isla, if you could elaborate on the specific actions Angleter has planned. Will these operations you have been planning consist of infiltration-like, almost covert actions, or will an open and swift occupation of the Neo-Venetian capital occur, followed by the capture of the Neo-Venetian leadership? The understanding of the Duxburian authorities in this matter is, I think, very much required.

"Very well, Inimicus will be on high alert at its border with Neo-Venetia until your new civilian administration is in place. If, at any point during or after the operations you intend to execute, Angleter needs any type of Inimician assistance whatsoever, from access to landing strips and resupply bases close to Neo-Venetia, to manpower or military assistance, well, you know where to find us. We would be more than keen to help out.

"You already mentioned one of the most important results of a regime change in Neo-Venetia from Inimicus's side: Inimicus's investigative authorities must be granted unrestricted access to important sites in the investigation of the attempt on our Emperor's life. The Imperial Transportation Safety Association has already identified four key sites just along the Venetian-Inimician border that they consider essential for a fully-rounded investigation to be completed.

"Now, IG-IU also requested me to mention that, when ITSA identifies the key suspects they consider guilty of shooting down our Emperor, IG-IU intends to conduct extraction operations on Neo-Venetian soil if and when these suspects can be captured. Likely, these individuals will be several mid-level military officers as well as one or two individuals slightly higher up the chain of command, those who gave the orders for the hideous actions that led us to meet here today. Naturally, Imperial authorities have no intention of preventing or obstructing Angleteric plans in any way, which is why I am asking for your thoughts here. If necessary, either of these fine military gentlemen I have brought with me can elaborate on our plans in great detail."

The Copala City Mayoral Election nominations process is now over. Let the campaign, begin!

The 3 Spanishes high office listened to the anecdote of the Imperial High Office and then signed the treaty. They all shook hands with the Imperial High Office and the meeting was finally over. Aguilar spoke while heading to the Consejo de Ministros' building main door:

"Ms. Gladwell, thank you very much for coming today. We will keep contact, as cooperation shall be stronger between both countries. I hope you have a nice trip back to Telum." Aguilar smiled, shook hands with Sarah again and broke the protocol by opening the door of the car that would take the Imperial Foreign Office to Madrid Barajas. He closed the door, stayed back of the motorcade and Sarah departed to Barajas, where she took a flight back to Telum.

In Moncloa, Cospedal and Issola came out when Sarah left. Jesús looked at them: "You 2 have been of great aid, despite María Dolores and I don't share our visions of the World with you." Said the President. Issola blushed, as Fabián Picardo didn't make those comments: "Thank you Mr. President. Despite being a Gibraltar Socialist Labour Party member, I will always give my support to those measures concerning us. We have raised the Mennrimiak's tax to a 4%, so we regain that benefit from somewhere we don't like to much." Issola laughed a bit, so did Cospedal and Aguilar. "Thank you very much Albert."* Aguilar answered. Both left Moncloa and the conversation wasn't heard by anyone but the 3 politicians. Another summit was over, and now Aguilar had to prepare his suitcases. The next destination was Nofoaga.

After greeting and talking with the monarchas of @Kingdom-of-Reitzmag and @Spain the newlyweds proceeded for the official photo.

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After that His Majesty Lawrence, King of Montenbourg offered a dinner reception where they talked with the respectives heads of state and representatives about the importance of promoting good relationship between Montenbourg and the rest of Europe. "May this be a time where love is celebrated, under peace and hope for Montenbourg and the world. Many thanks and a deep gratitude for your majesties, honorable members and delegations, this is a day in our history to remember. And with you my beautiful daughter Victoria with a few words."

Then the Crown Princess of Strasbourg offered a few words. "My husband and I are delighted to welcome you to Montague. Lord Philip and I are so glad that you are all visiting the Kingdom. It is unfortunate that there are so many troubles facing the Union today. But we are encouraged that in most respects our countries see these problems in the same light. For this reason, we have been able to act together in fields as varied as science, research, and higher education, to find solutions or to at least make progress towards tackling so many of the social and economic difficulties that confront nations in all parts of the Union."

She stand and continued "I firmly believe that the strength of our links and many shared interests will continue to ensure that when the @Kingdom-of-Reitzmag the Kingdom of @Spain, and the nations here present, and the Kingdom of Montenbourg stand together, our people and other people of goodwill around the world will be more secure and can become more prosperous." With a glass on her hand she said "I, therefore, ask you now to join me in raising your glasses to the continued health, happiness, and prosperity of the people of @Spain, @Kingdom-of-Reitzmag , and especially to the health of all you present in this moment."

Second Broadcast

Do not fall for the tricks of the alcoholics, for their only wish is to have more and more alcohol as to satiate themselves, even if it brings them and those around them to ruin.

But of course, everyone knows this. Everyone knows that their 'promises,' of love, of future abstinence, and so on and so forth, are entirely false.

So, then, what is this election? If we do not satiate the desires of alcoholics, why should we satiate the desires of these power-addicts?

Ah, but of course, they are not power-addicts. They are entirely sincere in their promises, promises to bring fast transportation and internet to all Europeans.

If only this could be true. The reality is that these promises are ridiculous; at a European level, it would be entirely impossible for them to be accomplished; Europe is not integrated enough to support such an expansion, for every country, in everything, has entirely different standards. Even if this were not true, resistance from the people and the various collectives that make up society, whether they are the nations, the ethnicities, the cultural or linguistic groups, or even the professions would stop them entirely.

But this is of now matter, for they are not meant to succeed. These magnificent proposals; they are all a ploy, a ploy to gain power over the European people as to satisfy a terrible addiction that threatens to rip everything apart, from the air to the sea and to our very lives, as I stated in my previous broadcast.

Of course, I may be one of these addicts. I myself do not know that I am not; it is possible that I have become so addled in my in my desire for power, that I no longer can see things for what they are.

But even then, I have stated repeatedly that I, at least as far as I know, do not want power for myself. I want to give power to the people, both individually and through the many constituent groups of European society, whether they are national, ethnic, cultural, linguistic, political, or professional.

I want to end the addiction to power, as well, not by punishing the addicted but simply by removing the structures that allow and support their addictions, replacing them with a truly egalitarian system, a system based upon both democracy and logical discussion, a system in which the facts, undistorted by bias, are available to the people.

At the same time, however, we must allow for empowerment. We cannot simply have destruction, embodied a system in which people are brought down; we must have a system defined by creation; a system in which all are brought up, to become active participants in a new polity; a system in which all individuals and all societal bodies are entirely autonomous, with fair representation; but at the same time united in a fellowship where the strong help the weak so that the weak may one day help them, in which all may have true dignity.

Again, as I have said before, I cannot possible accomplish this all; such a thing may not even be accomplished in a hundred years. But one must at least begin, one must at least try.

Republic Square
Trondheim, Fremet

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Angela Merkel approached the podium before a large crowd in Republic Square at the base of the Fremetia Tower, with the Anthem of Europe playing in the background.

People of Europa:

This is an important inflection point in the history of our Union. Just as these past elections here in Fremet will surely have groundbreaking consequences for years to come, these Commission elections come at a great time of change for the European Union and its memberstates. We have observed the renewed rise of communism. We have observed coups, overt political instability, and a general ineffectiveness of our institutions to address the crises we face. In times of great change, many will call for reactionary policies, pushing us back into our sandboxed nationstates or towards some sort of federal union— neither of which is a solution to the immense challenges facing us all. We must maintain a steady course and not stray down the garden path. And with that, I formally announce my campaign for Premier Commissioner of the European Union.

As a long-standing politician, I know how to remain focused to achieve sensible goals. It is my firm belief that one of the EPA's strongest tenets is its ability to develop policies with broad appeal, palpable to even the most remote of memberstates. We must take this great asset and use it to further the cause of this Union and pursue policy agendas that serve not the personal interests of memberstates and their politicians— or those that fail to serve some memberstates at all. Our immense diversity must be transformed into a true resource, not some liability or obstacle to reform.

We stand here today before one of this country's greatest symbols. A beacon of liberty and freedom that calls the free people of Europe to these shores.

We have seen first hand the consequences of not extending the freedoms enjoyed by the citizens of Europe to all. As such, I will seek to expand the UDoHR to include non-EU citizens. Every human being deserves for their natural rights to be protected, and nationality should have no bearing on what protections are afforded to them.

I will seek to establish a standardised maritime law, including the codification and standardisation of transiting tariffs and tolls. By establishing a set framework for nations and other entities to follow, we can better enforce national laws and create a more clear permitting system allowing for low-friction trade between memberstates. A codified set of maritime law will increase the efficiency of the European bureaucracy and the organisational efficiency of individual memberstates as a standard set of practices would be much more steady waters to navigate than the current jumbled mess of overlapping (and often contradictory) national laws.

In lieu of a broad transportation and education plan, I will instead seek to establish a special development fund. By giving memberstates access to a stable source of low-interest loans, the European Central Bank will be able to shore up budgets in times of need without offering outright subsidies.

Though I may not have a degree in pedagogy, I can say with upmost certainty that it is not the place of the European Council to implement a standardised curriculum across the continent. Doing so would require the reformation of the education infrastructure of dozens of countries and likely lead to years of lost productivity and incalculable losses involved in the loss of a coherent and quality education. All Europeans have the right to an adequate education, but the Union is ill-equipped to handle such a massive— and unnecessary— undertaking. Concerns over education in individual memberstates should be addressed at that level. It is unreasonable to expect that a shared curriculum can be implemented in such a culturally and systematically diverse continent.

I will seek to streamline the operations of the European Union and avoid extraneous programmes that would detract from our central goal:

We, the sovereign nations of the European Union, in order to forge more cohesive bonds between our peoples, to safeguard peace and improve diplomatic relations, to advance achievements of humanity, to promote democracy and good governance, to flourish in economic prosperity, to guarantee liberty and equality, forever united in diversity

There is no mention of 5G, sweeping education reform, or an overly complicated transportation infrastructure that would only serve to divide us on the minutia. The European Union is a powerful tool that must be used not as a broad, blunt instrument, but as the vehicle by which nations come together in the name of cooperation. By establishing this climate of mutual understanding, general peace, and accountability for actions taken, we establish the means for like-minded nations to go beyond that cooperative framework established in the European Union. The viability of broad, pan-regional programmes is certainly a tough nut to crack, but agreements individually tailored for memberstates that compliment existing lines of cooperation in the broader Union serve to create prosperous ties between memberstates. Integration cannot be rushed, or we risk losing the immense progress that we have made thus far.

It was in this great square that the liberation of Fremet from communist occupation was declared. Our revolution was successful. The success of this great project is yet to be determined. Let us continue to carry the shining light of Europe into the future. Thank you.

Merkel steps down from the podium, the Anthem of Europe playing in reprise

20th Rally
Antequera - Spain
26-08-2020

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It was a nice afternoon in Antequera, the 2nd Capital city of Spain. Pro-European Union demonstration arrived to the rally, as everyone who supported the EPA was there. Juncker arrived sooner than usual, because there were many things ready for this last meeting. He did everything he had to do before coming. The place started to be more crowded, the assistance was amazing. The off-voice decided to spoke, and the crowd started to cheer: "ESPAÑAAAAAA. PLEASE GIVE A THUNDERSTORMING APPLAUSE TO JEAN-CLAUDE JUNCKEEEER" So they did. Juncker came to the stage and the off-voice said: "Now, please enjoy the show!"

No one knew what the off-voice was talking, but soon they would know. Tarzan boy started to play and everything started. 2 Junckjets crossed the sky with "God Save the Junckjet" written on the jets and painting the EU flag on the sky along with the Patrulla Águila. Behind them, a Junckopter and a Junckblimp were scorting the Juncklane. The aerial show seemed to be over, when a little plain with no Juncker things crossed the sky and a parachuitist came off the plane. When he opened the parachute, the crowd was able to see the new Junckchute. The crowd applauded the show.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you should look at your back, to the train stop and also the tram stop!" In that moment, Dancing Queen started to play and the Juncktrain and the Junckram were standing in their respective stops. In the streets, the Juncktruck, Junckvan, Junckcar, Juncktank float, Junckbus, Junckyle, Junckbike, Junckaxi and the Junckorbike were parked there. The Junckzip-line was installed and behing the stage, on the closer pier to the stage, the Junckboat was being parked. And to end with this, the chairs were the Junckcairs, the same used in Fremet. Everyone applauded the show and Juncker finally proceeded:

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"Good afternoon Antequera! Good afternoon Spain! Good afternoon to the whole European Union, that once again, and for the last time in this camapign is following the show, the demonstrations and the rally live from anywhere in Europe. I want to thank you all for all your efforts, to my team, and to whoever it's the responsible of making all this show. I'm very happy to be the EPA Candidate, your candidate."

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"Today, I bring no proposals, but I'm going to talk about what we have done from the Internal Affairs Commission during this term and every proposal that we are applying for this new term. During the last term, I met with 16 European Leaders thanks to the European Heads of Government or State meeting. We solved the crisis in Eastern Haane, reached a deal to help Leagio on green energies that I will be taking to the European Council after the elections. I met with the Prime Minister of Czech Slavia, and we set the baselines for the new projects that are coming to Europe in the future, we introduced the European Union Mobile App which is really useful and so have proven the hundreds of millions of downloads it has received since it entered in operation. But the best thing I have done during these months is being the Commissioner of Internal Affairs of this marvelous region, of every single European citizen. And I have worked for all of you, with no difference like where you were from or ethnic, sexual orientation or gender. I believe on a multicultural Europe, where everyone is free. And I'm fighting for getting that Europe against these elections."

People started a big round of applause

"This camapign we have also brought up proposals like a brand new project for the old Eurostar, the European Touristic Programme, the guarantee of not overloading the European Union's budget, protecting the young people, the new ERASMUS programme, the EUROPOL and the European Technological Crimes Unit creation, protecting equality, using diplomacy to solve conflicts, we are going to celebrate Europe Day, the 5G project, the new Green deal for Europe along with using eco-responsible energies and other measures to stop climate change, bringing the European Institutions closer, the basleines for a Free Trade Area, pushing forward reserach, development and innovation, protecting the environment and creating the European Oceans and Waters Agency and more things we left pending on the first term and we are getting done in the 2nd term if I get re-elected. There are lots of measures, projects and things we can do for Europe, and as I didn't surrender when we had tension moments in the European Assembly meeting, I won't surrender on this camapign, you have my word"

A thunderstorming applause took the place

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure to campaign everywhere in Europe. We have been to Inquista, to Icholasen, Fremet, Reitzmag, Mennrimiak, Nocotoria, Nofoaga, Malborya, Czech Slavia, Duxburian Union, Pravoslaviya, Vayinaod and so on. Because that's what a candidate for Internal Affairs does, take its campaign everywhere in Europe to let the people know about their proposals. Now, let's go and win that debate to then win the elections and getting a better Europe.

Thank you very much for your support! Have a nice day!"

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Simon woke up very early and ate breakfast with the staff of 10 Downing Street. He is to fetch another delegate, this time from the Duxburian Union. He is very fascinated and has great respects towards the Duxburian Union and its leaders. The car went to the airport and Simon waited in the VIP Lounge. Some members of the press tried to ask him if he will conduct a trip to Spain to fix the crisis but he managed to avoid those questions.

Senator Kerstin Rally 4: VERINGTON, DUXBURIAN UNION
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"Hello, people of Verington and the Duxburian Union. I am happy to see you all here today in this gathering."

The 900 people in the crowd cheered.

"So in this rally here, i would like to talk a bit about my policies. Because i understand that you do might have heard of me, but do not know much of my policies at all. To some of you, you are rightfully ask questions like who is the woman from Leagio? What does she have to offer? How will she help my life when compared to the other candidates? Now, those are good questions to ask and i will answer. Well, first i am a member of Leagioan Senate and have passed policies that have helped the Leagioan Economy jump up recently since it joined this community of nations. Now the question on how i will help your life if you elect me is simple, i intend to provide better health-care benefits through the Health Insurance Card program. The program helps a good amount that need health insurance within this community of nations, but its needs to be expanded upon to provide more. Now, i am not talking about making it take up the entire EU Budget (i can almost hear Trympov typing on his phone about it right now)."

The crowd laughed at the joke that she had made.

"Now that is only one thing that i would like to work, but another thing i will work is giving the European Court of Justice against powers to provide justice and stability to the European Union. I want to provide the European Court of Justice checks and balances, but not to have any ability to take over the soverignty of nations like yours. Furthermore, I wish to see a new age of European Equality upon this world. I want to enact cut budget contributions to developing nations but also if i can, i want to also reduce contributions for nations like the Duxburian Union."

The Crowd cheered.

"The European Union is full of people from all sets of nations that want the same thing. The chance to build our lives the way that we see fit. If i am Primier Commissioner, i will see to that this dream will continue. Thank you."

The people cheered as she left the podium.

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The Dragan Trympov Make Europe Great Again theme song plays as Trympov takes the stage

Thanks, folks. Thanks.

Isn’t this election crazy, folks? Isn’t it ridiculous? All these candidates, there’s so many, I don’t even know who half of them are! And they’re all going round doing these speeches and rallies, which, by the way, I invented. Nobody gives me credit for it, and that’s OK, but I was the first to do that, OK? And now everybody does it, and to be honest, I don’t think they’re doing it very well, but that’s fine, they can do that.

So this election, folks, has so many people and so many speeches, and they’re so bad. The more they speak, the more places they go, the crazier it gets, folks. Now, I wasn’t going to run in these elections, OK? It’s not like I don’t have better things to do with my time; I have my business, I have my own country, I have the Make Europe Great Again Foundation, so I have so many things to do. But I’ve been watching the shows, all the shows, and the more I see these people talk, I think what the hell’s going on? Who are these people and why do they want to do all these crazy things?

Therefore, I am officially announcing that Dragan Trympov is standing for the office of Premier Commissioner of the European Union. Because it’s so important, folks, that we don’t let any of these other people in charge of the region.

You know, when Whiteford stood down, I was so glad, I thought, thank God, folks. Thank God. I told you she’d be a disaster and, well, was I right or was I right? Our region still has so much Communism, we’ve got the Emperor of Inimicus being shot out of the sky, we’ve got some real bad things going on in Eastern Haane and Nofoaga, and Whiteford has failed so badly. So the EPA tapped her on the shoulder and they said ‘Whiteford, you’re not going to win, time to go.’ Bye-bye!

So things are as bad as they were four months ago, and now these candidates just want to make everything even worse. The EPA have nominated Angela Merkel – remember her? That was days ago, and she still hasn’t got her papers in! Can you believe that? As of now, Merkel is not on the ballot! Maybe she’s having second thoughts. If you had the EPA, the globalist elites, come and say, you have to be their candidate for Premier, and you have to defend them, would you do it?

But while they’ve got Merkel, in a room, trying to convince her not to drop out, they’ve sent Juncker out there to tell you what they’re going to do to Europe. And oh, boy. This guy came here and said he was going to take your money, and give it to big corporations, big telecom companies, so they can do 5G. With TV aerials, which, folks, is not going to work, OK? You can’t do 5G with TV aerials.

But it’s OK! It’s fine, folks, because we’ll get some of the money back. Some. Not as an investment; he wants to get the money back in taxes. Isn’t that ridiculous? It’s a gift! He’s literally going to gift your money to big telecom companies, and there’s no return except in tax revenues. I’m a businessman, OK, and that is the single worst deal of all time; not for Juncker, because if he wins, that’s OK, you don’t get to vote him out in four months’ time because he can’t run. It’s the worst deal ever for you. The ordinary, forgotten people of Europe, and her nations, getting screwed by globalist politicians and their big corporate friends. That’s the EPA, people. They’re in a big globalist alliance against you.

So then I hear about the ELDR, and their candidate for Premier is a woman called Maria Kerstin, OK? She’s supposed to be 36, she looks about 50, but that’s OK, I’m not going to criticise her for that. And so far she’s fallen for a fake meme, can you believe that? If you told Kerstin that they’d taken ‘gullible’ out of the dictionary, she’d go running up the stairs, get the dictionary off the bookshelf, flick, flick, flick. And she’d find it in there and she’d say, well, folks, looks like we need to update our dictionary. It’s true!

And by the way, when she’s going round doing these speeches, she keeps saying ‘oh, I’m not completely ELDR, I don’t always agree with the ELDR, I think the ELDR is wrong on this,’ and you think, well, what do you agree with the ELDR on? She’s only in the ELDR to say she doesn’t like it, and you know what, I don’t like the ELDR either, so maybe that’s something we can agree on.

But her proposal to cut the budget contributions of poorer countries – isn’t that so crazy? She wants the richer countries – DU, Inquista, Angleter – to pay more. But no, she says they’re not going to pay more. So I’m like, how does that work? Maybe she wants the EU to run out of money, or maybe she’s lying, I don’t know.

But she wants to make the richer countries pay more, relatively speaking, at least; and those tend to be the bigger countries, and to really smack them down she wants to make sure they don’t get proportional, fair representation in the Council. That’s so wrong and it’s going to destroy Europe, folks. You pay more, but you don’t get more say. Those countries are already getting screwed, and this Kerstin wants to screw them so much more, it’s ridiculous.

And then there’s Winston! That guy is the single biggest snake in European politics, OK? He was all ‘oh, I love Dragan, I love Trympov’, because he wanted me to drop out and endorse him, OK? And then he turned round and said ‘oh, let’s have a federal Europe, isn’t Trympov bad’. Winston is such a mess, it’s laughable. And now he wants to tell all your schools what to teach, he wants to put your money into crazy projects that’ll never work, like this giant tube thing, and all these satellites in space, with lasers.

Folks, the EPA want to take your money and give it to their globalist friends; but the ELDR want to take your money, play with it themselves, and of course, give it to migrants, because these people are ‘Migrants and Minorities First’. They don’t care about ordinary people, folks. They don’t care about you. And the radical left candidates – well, folks, you don’t need me to tell you they want to take your money too.

If we’re going to Make Europe Great Again, then we need to stop taking people’s money. People are losing enough money, it needs to stop. I promise I will not increase the EU budget if I am Premier Commissioner. No more crazy spending projects, OK?

There’s only two other candidates who get this, folks. Many people have been asking me, Dragan, what do you think about Cocx? And I hear what he says about fiscal responsibility, and it’s great, but I haven’t heard much about Cocx. Some of what he’s been saying, I like, but I haven’t seen enough of Cocx. I can’t trust him to stand up and not flip-flop, OK? And folks, nobody with that name is getting elected – it’s so sad, but he has to change it if he wants to win!

The other candidate, of course, is the great John Oliver. That man, OK, he knows how to rattle the globalist elite in this region. He’s not afraid to say what he thinks; I hear he’s being a little more serious in his tone right now, and I think that’s good, he knows we need to unite this region. But he’s a good guy, and he’s going to work with me to Make Europe Great Again, and he’s going to keep calling out what’s wrong with our region, and that’s great, and I hope you all vote for him for Internal Affairs.

The problems our region has are basically the same it had four months ago, because our current globalist Commission has done such a terrible job. So I’m not going to go round telling you what you already know. Not this time. Because we still need common sense against coups and Communism. We still need to stop the crazy spending projects. We still need to put the member states first, and let them put their citizens first.

Four months ago we went from nowhere to 30% of the vote, in a rigged system, in the space of a few weeks. We hit the globalists so hard, they didn’t know what was going on. This time we’re going to knock them out, OK? We are going to knock globalism out, and we will Make Europe Great Again! Thanks, folks.

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A crowd of nearly a thousand gathered for the rally. The hosts introduce Winston to the audience just like every rally is. Spanish soldiers deployed in the area are gathered for the security of the people.

EW: Good morning Nofoaga!

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EW: While I was on my plane, I was so excited to see you all and this very wonderful nation. But I am not here to have a vacation, lots of Europeans need me. So, lets get this straight up. Europe, we need change, we need development. Nothing has happened to the EU in the recent EPA administrations and we've had enough. We need the truth, we need things that will happen and not promises that aren't fulfilled. Mr. Juncker is proud of the meeting he claims to be the first European Assembly. He promised to fix the crises here in Europe but he has not given Icholasen a place to call home. He has not fixed the diplomatic situation between Reitzmag and Spain. But I don't need to talk more about that. I want to focus on what I can and will do. Nofoaga, you have witnessed many things I planned to do if I win the Internal Affairs Commissioner race. But that is just the beginning of everything. There's nothing we can do to battle climate change if we're just doing summits. We need action. Modern technology can do the job for us if we will develop it. From biodegradable plastics to electric cars, those are what we need to invest in.

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EW: We don't need a Europe filled with too much bureaucracies. We need to remove unnecessary European agencies so that we can save more from our European Budget. We need to develop our education to give a better life to our future Europeans. So, I hope that you will vote for me and the ELDR in this coming European Elections and we will do everything to change Europe for the better. Thank you and God Bless!

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