Eurovoice 34 // Halibon, Angleter
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JG: But for everyone else, it's all to play for.
AP: And who better to break the deadlock than Sildavia? Hello, Kronstadt! Let's see your votes for EuroVoice 34.
The crowd cheer at 10 points for Angleter
JG: Thank you, Sildavia! And I think our wonderful audience here in Halibon enjoyed that too! That has certainly broken the deadlock, but Derecta still very much in the hunt there. Now, let's go to our good neighbours, the Duxburian Union! Hello, Dairghazbury! Please give us your votes!
AP: Preferably in the Latin alphabet and with Arabic numerals.
AP: Thank you! Now we're staying in southern Europe as we call up Galilaus! Buonasera, Pisa! Can we have your EuroVoice 34 votes, por favor?
JG: Per favore.
AP: That's what I said.
AP: Grazie! That good enough for you, Jennie?
JG: Perfect.
AP: And I think it's another 'grazie' from Mari Carmen Mulet! It really does look as though Icholasen and Sildavia are mopping up all, er, all but one, of the 12 points tonight!
Mari Carmen Mulet dabs and flosses in the green room
JG: But now, let's talk to one of our good friends, Ruth Duggan, who's literally just outside with over 100,000 massive EuroVoice fans in the St George Park, Halibon! Hello, Ruth! Electric atmosphere out there!
RD: Absolutely, Jennie. There's people from Halibon, all over Angleter, all over Europe here, and it's a real party! You should come out and join us, it's so much better out here!
AP (narrowing his eyes): Hmmmmmm. Not sure about that. But Ruth, it sounds like there's a real party going on behind you.
RD: Well, not quite, Alan. I think the real partying will begin if Ofra Haza takes home the trophy and keeps EuroVoice in Angleter for another year.
AP: They're very hopeful out there, I'm sure,
RD: Ah, not really; it looks like it's not our time, this time. But so many great entries, it's no skin off anybody's nose.
AP: But you'd say the audience are enjoying themselves.
RD: I'd say that's a bit of an understatement, Alan.
JG: Ruth, can we get the votes from Angleter, please?
RD: Definitely. Here they are, Jennie:
JG: Thank you so much, Ruth! Sounds like you're all enjoying yourselves out there!
RD: You couldn't have put it better, Jennie.
AP: Unbelievable.
JG: Now, with eight entries in, the contest is drawing to a close. So let's see who's on course for EuroVoice glory.
AP: Still close at the top there, but it's looking more and more like a two horse race. Kacey Musgraves and Amber Mark, battling it out for Music Queen of Europe. Just seven points separating them, and four countries still to vote.
JG: Including Icholasen and Derecta themselves!
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AP: But first, let's go to Inquista. Hello, St Dominico! The most successful country in EuroVoice history; let's have your votes!
JG: Thank you, Inquista! And also thank you to the IBC in Inquista, who helped verify tonight's results in co-ordination with Sirion TV and the EUBC.
AP: Yes, thanks very much.
JG: But now, let's go from St Dominico to Saint Regina, for the Nicoleizian votes! Hello, Icholasen! Can we have the results of your vote, please?
AP: Thanks, Saint Regina! Now that; that narrows the gap. Ten points in it - but now, we're going to Derecta, to get their votes. Hello, Dikaioma! Can we please have the results of the Derectan votes?
Kacey Musgraves jumps up from her seat in the green room in celebration as the audience cheer. Kacey and the delegation from Icholasen share a group hug
JG: Well!
AP: That settles it! The winner of EuroVoice 34 is Icholasen! They hosted EuroVoice 32, and it looks like we'll be back there for EuroVoice 35! Congratulations to Kacey Musgraves!
JG: Yes, congratulations Kacey. But first, let's get the final votes of the evening to round things off - it's Red Croatia. Hello, Zadar! Will you do the honour of completing the votes for EuroVoice 34?
The crowd go ballistic at the 12 for Angleter
AP: Thank you Zadar, especially for that 12 there - very good choice! And I suppose also thank you Dikaioma - very rude of us, we forgot to thank them amidst all that there.
JG: Hmmm. So with the final votes in, let's take a look at the scoreboard:
AP: Interesting to see Inquista there with a late surge into second place, but not enough to take home the trophy.
JG: And here's a full spreadsheet scoreboard of how every country voted tonight:
JG: Look at all those 12s. Tonight definitely belongs to Kacey Musgraves and Icholasen!
AP: That's right. And I'm afraid that tonight has now come to an end.
JG: We've had a wonderful time hosting you all here in Halibon, haven't we, Alan?
AP: Absolutely bloody fantastic!
JG: And we are here for EuroVoice 35 in Icholasen this summer! But to sing us out, here's the one and only winner of EuroVoice 34, Kacey Musgraves!
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Kacey Musgraves came up onto the stage, draped in the flag of Icholasen, on the verge of tears.
“Wow.” Kacey declared out to the audience. She was so proud of the tiny glimmers of orange Nicoleizian flags glimmering in the audience. “I’m going to keep this short, but thank you so much Europe! I’d like to thank my backing vocalists, the writers and composers who helped me craft this wonderful song and Angleter for hosting this fantastic show. It really has been a wonderful night, and it truly is a credit to how great a nation Angleter is, with amazing presenting talent, vocal talent, and talent for crafting an amazing show. I’d like to dedicate my win to all the horses out there, yeehaw! I really did not expect this overwhelming endorsement for my song, and it is amazing to even have been selected to represent my country. I cannot wait for the 35th Eurovoice in Saint Regina, or wherever! Remember, there’s always been a rainbow hanging over your head. Yeehaw!”
