8 Jun 2021, 22:51

PREMIER COMMISSIONER DEBATE

WITH PIYERS MORGANOV

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Piyers Morganov: Hello, good evening. I'm Piyers Morganov, and tonight I'm going to be grilling the three candidates who want to be your next Premier Commissioner. These two women, and one man, want to run the European Union, and I'm here to test them on their knowledge, pin them down on their plans, and help you decide who you want to lead the region for the next four months. The stakes are high, so I'm not going to hold back, I'm not going to take any prisoners, and I'm not going to let them keep anything in reserve.

So without further ado, it's time to introduce the three candidates who are after your vote tonight:

SOFIE CIKAROVA, from Czech Slavia. A passionate left-winger, Sofie came third the last time she stood for Premier Commissioner. What makes her think she can do better this time; and what does she make of the instability in her own country and the entire European Union, and her own role in that? It's time for the real Sofie Cikarova to stand up.

JEAN-CLAUDE JUNCKER, from Spain. No stranger to many Europeans from his time as Internal Affairs Commissioner, Jean-Claude is campaigning to 'bring the real European Union back'. But is that the European Union he lost during his time on the Commission? Behind the tanks and trains and planes, we're going to get to the bottom of the real Jean-Claude Juncker.

ISKIRIS KOLINE, from Istkalen. Dr Koline has a detailed plan for Europe, but will it hold together under the spotlights of the debate? And what does she make of her war-torn country and the recent abolition of the Republic of Istkalen; what makes her think she has the answers that all of Europe should follow? Will the real Iskiris Koline shine through tonight?

Before we start, I'd like to remind our candidates not to break the rules! Their opening statements will take 6 minutes, so that's 2 minutes each ((OOC: 300 words)). Afterwards, there'll be a free debate period ((OOC: 24 hours)) in which the candidates can argue with each other at great length, provided they stay within my 1 minute ((OOC: 150 word)) limit each time they speak.

Following that, we'll take questions from our beloved European audience, for which candidates will be able to answer for 2 minutes ((OOC: 300 words)), followed by a free debate period where candidates can argue, provided they stay within the 1 minute limit ((OOC: 150 words)).

Furthermore, if any candidate is mentioned by any other candidate, they have an automatic right to reply for 1 minute ((150 words)).

But without further ado, it's time for the candidates to give us their opening statements; their elevator pitch as to why they should lead the EU through the summer of 2021. Let battle commence!