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We don't want no gobshites tops charts
A Strathaen song by artists Sophia and 3S has topped the charts in Strathae and been brought by Strathaens from around Europe. The Song We don't want no Gobshites features the Chorus "We don't want no Gobshites, We just want love, We don't want no Gobshite, We just want her end" . The song also says in one verse "Better a dead Gobshite than a free one". The song also shows strathaen breizhighists and catholics hugging and getting along as well as people of all faiths getting along including non-white people and a muslim. The song has spread around Strathaen communities especially Reformed Breizhighists and Breizonic Breizhighists who have shown the strongest hatred for Blair Gobnite McLucais.

The twitter hashtag "FuckGobshites" has also picked up steam. Any papers, individulas or organisations known to have supported Blair Gobnite McLucais have been targeted by protests and boycotts. The protest movement against the Blairites is growing stronger by the day as it has grown over the Alternative and CSP government previously. The High Chieftain and prominent PoT members even got in on the act by buying the single and posting "We don't want no Gobnite Gobshites" on their social media profiles with the #LoveForAllFuckGobshites in english twitter.Shirts and with the slogan "FUGobshites" and the face of Blair have sold in record numbers from some stores and online in Strathae as the nation deals with the lingering issue of its image from the time of Blair Gobnite McLucais premiership.

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Hug a Catholic month launched as some seek change in national anthem

Today the Strathaen Society of Love and Acceptance declared March to hug a Catholic month encouraging Strathaens to hug any Catholic they see. The post said "we may not agree on everything but Catholics are our brothers and sisters so hug a Catholic in hug a Catholic month. " They also encouraged all Strathaens and breizhigists overseas to do so.

The group also released a petition to change the national anthem to remove the lines about protestants and catholics replacing it with bigots nor hatemongers. The petition already had over 10,000 signatures. The petition said " the time for hate is over let's show what we really hate which isn't catholics and Christians but bigots ".

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We don't want no Gobshite protests rock Europe
We don't want no Gobshite protests have rocked Europe with communities of Strathaens arranging daily protests with a daily singing of the We don't want no Gobshite song. The protests also feature hug a Catholic squads who will stand by to hug catholics. The Protests arranged by the Strathaen anti-blair organisations are showing most Strathaens don't like Blair. A representative of the main group arranging the protests said "We want to show that Strathaens are not hateful and don't hate Catholics. Though we may disagree with the church our qualm is not with catholics. We also want to show there is no place for Blair Gobshite McLucais or her kind in our society and there is nothing but hatred for them by most Strathaens who welcome immigrants of all stripes to our wonderful country."

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Strathaen Association launch Sorry for Blair site and encourage mass leafleting of houses
The Strathaen association have launched a site stating all the reasons Strathae is "Sorry for Blair" including her actions against immigrants and anti-catholic stances instead promoting an inclusive Strathae on the site. The organisation is working with Friends of Strathae on the effort to improve Strathaes image post-blair.

The site also has a leaflet that associations have been printing and Strathaens have been printing with the flag , a link to the site and big "Sorry for the Gobshite" with a face of Blair on it with translated versions available. The leaflet also has a QR code for the "WE don't want no Gobshite" song. Throughout Europe all Strathaen communities have began the mass leafleting campaign volunteering hours and days each to leaflet whole neighbourhoods in a community effort. THe Head of the Strathaen Association globally said "I am proud of efforts around Europe by Strathaens to protest join in anti-blair protests for the month. join the Hug and Catholic and Hug a Christian campaigns and flood the neighbourhoods with leaflets apologising for Blair and showing Strathae is an accepting and tolerant nation to all including Catholics.There work is doing good and rehabilitating the national image of Strathae back to one of hospitality , kindness and love. We encourage further actions in he future to share that love and tolerance with the world." They are hoping to leaflet over 400 million adresses with the leaflet if possible throughout Europe.

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Strathae Apology deepens
Today the mass apology of Strathae deepened with cultural associations making available to Strathaens to buy "Strathae is sorry" tshirts and hoodies as well as caps. They will be available for delivery worldwide. The High Chieftain has pledged to go on a "Strathae is Sorry" tour of the EU starting with the Reitzmag summit. She was seen arriving at the Reitzmag summit wearing a Strathae is Sorry tshirt off the plane. She has said "I will seek meetings with many nations such as Spain, Duchies, Fremet , Czech Slavia, and Brickston among others and any nation wanting a visit to discuss a reset of relations. I will seek to get sanctions ended for Strathae by continuing our role back of Blairite and CSP policies on media freedom, religious freedom and freedom of speech among other areas. I will also seek to open up with new trade deals to liberalise trade with a more open approach while still protecting the cooperative and SME culture of the country.We will issue a state apology on every diplomatic visit to each country individually."The government also announced it would budget for a new billboard compaign around Europe for up to 6 months to put the message up for 6 months saying "Strathae is Sorry" with just the Strathaen flag with a link to a new Strathae is sorry website.

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Scuffles at Strathae is Sorry protests
Scuffles have been reported at Strathae is Sorry protests as some nationalist Pro-Blair Strathaens clashed with Anti-Blair Stathaens. In several countries counter protesters approached the protests with Free Blair caps and shirts saying "Catholics please die" tshirts. The nationalist counter protesters were booed and asked to leave by protest organisers, in Istkalen in Liberation Square and Gráinne Mhaol square in Strathae with police intervening in a Brawl. The Nationalists have launched a counter campaign of Strathae is Not Sorry and Free Blair protests with them alleging Blair is a political prisoner.The protest in Istkalen ended up with the crowd ripping off the Free Blair hat and the the shirt setting fire to the cap in protest of the message. A brawl broke out in Strathae between the two groups, thoguh police have said it was resolved quickly and most protests and counter protests have been peaceful. The police have allowed counter protests with seperation at the Gráinne Mhaol square in Sruighlea with the main squares in Dùngael ,Glaslog and Béildon hosting protests from both sides with the Anti-Blair protests attracting greater numbers.

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Scuffles at Strathae is Sorry protests
Scuffles have been reported at Strathae is Sorry protests as some nationalist Pro-Blair Strathaens clashed with Anti-Blair Stathaens. In several countries counter protesters approached the protests with Free Blair caps and shirts saying "Catholics please die" tshirts. The nationalist counter protesters were booed and asked to leave by protest organisers, in Istkalen in Liberation Square and Gráinne Mhaol square in Strathae with police intervening in a Brawl. The Nationalists have launched a counter campaign of Strathae is Not Sorry and Free Blair protests with them alleging Blair is a political prisoner.The protest in Istkalen ended up with the crowd ripping off the Free Blair hat and the the shirt setting fire to the cap in protest of the message. A brawl broke out in Strathae between the two groups, thoguh police have said it was resolved quickly and most protests and counter protests have been peaceful. The police have allowed counter protests with seperation at the Gráinne Mhaol square in Sruighlea with the main squares in Dùngael ,Glaslog and Béildon hosting protests from both sides with the Anti-Blair protests attracting greater numbers.

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Scuffles at Strathae is Sorry protests
Scuffles have been reported at Strathae is Sorry protests as some nationalist Pro-Blair Strathaens clashed with Anti-Blair Stathaens. In several countries counter protesters approached the protests with Free Blair caps and shirts saying "Catholics please die" tshirts. The nationalist counter protesters were booed and asked to leave by protest organisers, in Istkalen in Liberation Square and Gráinne Mhaol square in Strathae with police intervening in a Brawl. The Nationalists have launched a counter campaign of Strathae is Not Sorry and Free Blair protests with them alleging Blair is a political prisoner.The protest in Istkalen ended up with the crowd ripping off the Free Blair hat and the the shirt setting fire to the cap in protest of the message. A brawl broke out in Strathae between the two groups, thoguh police have said it was resolved quickly and most protests and counter protests have been peaceful. The police have allowed counter protests with seperation at the Gráinne Mhaol square in Sruighlea with the main squares in Dùngael ,Glaslog and Béildon hosting protests from both sides with the Anti-Blair protests attracting greater numbers.

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Strathae PoT government announce opening up of gas fields to selected partners
The government of Strathae have announced today they will be opening up the gas fields of Strathae for exploration and exploitation to selected gas companies and nations. The move is controversial though in a statement to justify the decision the government have said "We have been idealists on this for too long but the fact remains gas is cleaner than coal and oil if dealt with well. We will be opening up to offer more of an alternative to oil and coal but any gas infrastructure will be subject to the strictest environmental standards with sites having to be rehabilitated fully afterwards. " Reports are suggesting Czechslavia, Reitzmag and Brickston are among the countries who's companies are being considered.

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Blair Gobnet McLucais dies in suicide
Blair Gobnet McLucais has died in prison after a successful suicide attempt in the toilets. Her body was recovered and she left a note suggesting the "hate" from society was to blame. It was reported there was increased harassment of her in jail. When government was asked about the situation they said in a statement "Any death is a tragedy but lets not pretend she wasn't an awful evil woman who was poison to the nation and we must not forget the real victims are the Catholics she tried to persacute.She will likely not be missed by many"

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The wicked witch is dead tops charts as supporters mourn Blairs death
Today "The Wicked Witch is Dead" song rose to the top of the charts. The Judy Garland song from the Wizard of Oz has had a campaign by detractors to rise to the top of the charts to "celebrate the death of a great evil witch and the justice for catholics that the universe has delivered". The government have refused to condemn or endorse the songs use or the campaign which has been condemned by some as being insensitive.

The politician was a controversial figure who to her supporters was a great leader who defended Strathaen culture from foreign threats and to her detractors a bigoted extremist authoritarian who persacuted Catholics and foreigners in the name of "culture".

Her supporters have held vigils around the world near the protests of the anti-blair supporters who held parties in the major squares to "celebrate the death of evil".Tensions were stoked at some of the protests and counter protests though things have remained mostly peaceful.Polls have showed that Blairite policies were supported by 21% of the population with 75% opposing and 6% neutral in line with the divisive politician.

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CSP , Alternative and PoT sign orders banning those who commit "hate speech " from their parties
CSP, Alternative and the PoT jointly announced in a press conference that all three had signed a commitment and put into effect policy banning all hate speech from their parties.The parties in a joint statement said "Above all over party members we are Strathaens and do not accept intolerance and hate. We already have strong rules together on anti-lgbt or misogynistic hate speech but we will now add to this list religion and sexist hate speech in general. We will not accept criticism of any religious group or body of believers as a whole and will not accept naming religions in criticisms, only criticism of some beliefs or behaviours will be accepted. Likewise we will not accept generalised negative statements about men also. We will show together the values of tolerance and acceptance that have long been Strathaen values with all our respective parties implementing lifetime bans from our parties for anyone who shows such behaviour or values." The move has been seen as a move against anti-catholics and nationalist Blairites to purge parties of such extremists.These people will also be blacklisted by all three parties from joining the other parties with the Political Extremist List maintained by all three main parties.

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Strathae announces reparations to catholic church
Strathae has announced today it will wire €100,000,000 Euros to the Catholic Church along with €5 ,000,000 a year over 50 years. The government said in a statement "Our previous government committed an act of terrorism against the Catholic Church and we are sorry. We know we have apologised but apologising is not enough we will be donating to the Catholic Church and be making €1,000,000,0000 ringfenced into a fund to anyone who might have been persecuted. We encourage those persacuted to put in a case for reparations which will be assessed by the Strathae Reparations Fund. It will be open to individuals and any institutions that faced persecution from the Blair government and Blairites."

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PoT Blairite purge begins as 187 kicked from party
The PoT "purge" of Blairites from the party has begun with plans to investigate 1,000's with party members encouraged to report any members with Blairite tendencies and in support of Blair as well as any showing hate against Catholics and other religious groups. The Party has said the 120 members kicked out will not be allowed back in and have been placed on the join CSP and Alternative blacklist. The CSP have also kicked out over 67 anti-catholics. It is expected some of the members of the Clan Assembly and Council leaders will also face investigations. The move is seen by some as a vital step in kicking extremism out of politics while others are concerned it may simply create a truly unshackled far right or end up with innocent people and freedom of speech falling victims to attempts to moderate. However as of now all three parties are remaining committed to the investigation of people with "bigoted" views or those who have "hate speech" in their past.

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Reports over 10,000 party members face investigation by party committees
There are reports that over 10,000 party members of the CSP , Alternative and PoT face are facing investigation under the new rules on hate speech and blacklisting in the parties. Over 5,000 of them are reported in the PoT. There are estimates that up to 50,000 possibly more could eventually be kicked out the parties over time in what some describe as a "political purge" of the nationalists. Meanwhile some members of the PoT and CSP including some elected officials have announced their intention to leave and form a new Guardian Party which according them would stand for "freedom of speech and critical thinking and allowing challenging of ideas without fear "with the announcement expected within days.

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Strathae is sorry Protests end
The Strathae is Sorry protests have ended around Europe with the Friends of Strathae and Stathaen Association officially ending their campaigns throughout Europe to raise Strathaes image. They said in a statement "Hundreds of thousands of our people have mobilised in the greatest apology in the history of Europe and really helped in the rehabilitation of the Strathaen image after it was ruined by a previous anti-Strathaen values government. They have showed the true character of tolerance and acceptance in Strathae and have really showed the catholics they are not hated in Strathae despite certain extremists in the country. We are proud of the efforts and now will move towards continuing the promotion of the tolerant accepting culture of Strathae and celebration of our traditions" .

The protests caused mixed reactions some feeling it is good for a country and its people to own up to its previous issues with some suggesting it went way too far and that a simple apology and the announcement of the new measures and policies that were happening anyway would have been enough and suggesting the protests if anything tarnished the image of Strathae further especially when "The wicked witch is dead" was played to celebrate the suicide of Balir Gobnet McLucais. However regardless the protests have now ended.

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Strathae anthem lyrics changed in key votes to remove catholicism reference
The Strathaen government celebrated today as they won the vote in both houses to change the national anthem. The act of the anthem change got over 65% in both houses. The bill changes part of the anthem from "Gaeil iad féin is ní Caitliceach ná Protastúnach" or "Only Gaels are they, not Catholic nor Protestant..." to "Gaeil iad féin is ní fuathmhar ná móróg" or "Only Gaels are they, not hatemonger nor bigot".

The change is intended to reduce the hate and show the country has moved on from its anti-catholic days. The lyrics date back from the founding resistance where the countries clans fiercely resisted a Catholic regime from outside with theocratic tendencies. The government said in a statement "It's time to move on. Catholics are not the enemies and never were but it was rather the church authorities and a catholic regime with theocratic tendencies. That is no longer the case and the Church and its followers act within democratic and tolerant bounds. We don't agree with the Catholic Church on everything but we feel the hate in the anthem and some aspects of our culture are not justified in a tolerant and accepting society. We will be seeking to root out this hate. We ask all governments , authorities and any organisations world wide no longer use the old version of the anthem out of respect for Catholics and Strathaens. We also ask all sporting authorities to ban it as hate speech in its old form and therefore ban any fans who sing it. We have word from the Strathaen Football Association and other national authorities that they are making this change." The change is not without opposition with critics pointing out its based on a war song of liberation and that its not meant to be taken as a slight on all catholics now and it has been condemned by some as "liberal sjw nonsense". The act is sure to cause controversy into the future with nationalist groups and Blairite groups vowing to use the "true anthem of Strathae".The Strathaen FA has sent a list of songs and chants in Strathaen or English including the old national anthem, anti-pope chants and anti-catholic and christian chants it wants banned from EUFA matches when Strathae plays away. It has called on EUFA to "help Strathae stomp out nationalist hate chants and songs".

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349 fans banned amidst winning streak for Strathae
Strathae has had its first two wins in its history of football in a row sending ticket sales surging as Strathaens increasingly rush to ticketing sites to get tickets with matches expected to be full. The win streak has been celebrated by all parties politicians and the whole of Strathae with street parties being organised by people on many streets and authorities rushing to organise community wide street parties to watch the future matches.

Despite this proud moment the Strathaen Football Association have banned 349 fans for anti-catholic chants and mostly for singing the old national anthem instead of the new one and singing the old national anthem during the matches. The football association said "We are proud of our team and the conduct of the vast majority of fans who are naturally celebratory. However a minority of fans have took to anti-catholic chants and singing the old anti--catholic hate song that was our anthem. We have immediately issued life bans for those hatemongers along with any who have said chants about the pope. There is no room for hate in our stadiums and matches and anyone found doing so will recieve lifetime bans from any matches organised by our association or involving the national team. We are passing this list onto UEFA and asking for information regarding any incidents of the songs and chants on our "List of Hate Chants" so we can ban any they know of but we don't. We have decided to place 30 undercover investigators at each match going forward to get this issue under control and any caught on the cameras of our investigators if identified will face bans."

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Plans for Ticket Authorisation System for Strathaen Football Association ticket sales
Today Strathae Football Association announced it is looking to vet any people applying to buy tickets for Strathaen Football Association events or Strathae national team matches on its ticket allocation. All buyers of tickets under the plans would be required to consent to a automated bot check of their name and facial picture online as well as social media though the bots will not have access to private messages. If the bot finds out about any news stories of hate speech, hate-crimes or anti-catholic speech or spots any posts of that nature or involving any racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia it will deny the ticket sale to that person.

A spokeswoman for the association said "We take protecting the fans of others and the public very seriously including the public of other countries. That is why we will take the lead in cracking down on extremism and hate speech and reduce the risk of incidents by denying tickets to those with such ideas. This is not about not allowing free speech but protecting others from these types of people. Football matches should be a friendly , welcoming and inviting atmosphere and we will play our role in ensuring that remains the case."

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OGO will deny Strathae Ticket Authorisation bots access to Ogobook
OGO has reassured users that what they say on their Ogobook page will remain safe from the Strathae Ticket Pre-authorisation check bots. They said in a statement "Any messages and posts set to share with friends can only be viewed by friends on our social media network Ogobook and we do not allow bots on the site except for our own to check posts match community standards. 3rd party bots can only access information that is relevent to the function of the app the bot is for on Ogobook. We reassure users that as long as their name does not appear on web articles or public news articles they will be safe to say what they think within reason on Ogobook as long as it meets our community guidelines of not being harrassing or threatening violence then posts are uncensored on our free speech platform , we do not censor unecessarily."

The social media giant that is the biggest social media network in Strathae is known for its privacy from 3rd party bots and free speech policy. It also said information can only be shared with appropiate court warrants and only law enforcement agencies may seek them for private information.